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(BBC)   77% of Americans would prefer Iranian President Ahmadinejad to Obama, according to Iranian Fars news agency and their source, The Onion   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 82
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2012-09-28 01:54:47 PM
during his recent trip to new york, president ahmadinejad is quoted as asking "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"
 
2012-09-28 01:55:12 PM
Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.

I think it really depends on what we're doing. Basketball and a beer? Definitely Obama. Pushing Israel into the sea? Gotta go with Ahmadinejad.
 
2012-09-28 01:56:10 PM

thomps: during his recent trip to new york, president ahmadinejad is quoted as asking "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"


Area man passionate about what he thinks US news agencies really are.
 
2012-09-28 01:59:07 PM
From the original Onion article:

For more on this story: Please visit our Iranian subsidiary organization, Fars.
 
2012-09-28 02:05:16 PM

Diogenes: thomps: during his recent trip to new york, president ahmadinejad is quoted as asking "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"

Area man passionate about what he thinks US news agencies really are.


f*ck everything, we're doing five unattributed onion story reprints.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-28 02:14:28 PM
The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.
 
2012-09-28 02:35:29 PM
Well, after the civil war in Michigan a while back, the peasants are revolting!

/They sure are.
 
2012-09-28 02:38:32 PM

thomps: during his recent trip to new york, president ahmadinejad is quoted as asking "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"


And, "What's the fuzz with Jews?"
 
2012-09-28 02:40:09 PM
Now Breitbart and Merkin Stinker can use that as a source.
 
2012-09-28 02:40:18 PM

thomps: Diogenes: thomps: during his recent trip to new york, president ahmadinejad is quoted as asking "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"

Area man passionate about what he thinks US news agencies really are.

f*ck everything, we're doing five unattributed onion story reprints.


They come out with four, and we're standing around with our dicks in our hands!
 
2012-09-28 02:42:52 PM
To be fair, The Onion was paraphrasing the Daily Mail.
 
2012-09-28 02:43:11 PM

Diogenes: Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.

I think it really depends on what we're doing. Basketball and a beer? Definitely Obama. Pushing Israel into the sea? Gotta go with Ahmadinejad.


Not a fan of Israel?
 
2012-09-28 02:43:26 PM

vpb: The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.


Someone put it on facebook the other day... the amount of people who replied thinking it was real was unreal. Does no one look at source addresses?
 
2012-09-28 02:43:36 PM
Surprising? More than 50% wanted a muslim president and got one.
 
2012-09-28 02:43:37 PM
Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?
 
2012-09-28 02:45:47 PM
On The Onion they have "For more on this story: Please visit our Iranian subsidiary organization, Fars."

I wonder if they celebrate at The Onion whenever they fool some other news organization.
 
2012-09-28 02:46:35 PM
This report is Literally Unbelievable.
 
2012-09-28 02:46:49 PM
I absolutely love how self-perpetuating The Onion model is.

They write fake news that gets picked up as real news. They get more clicks and revenue. And write more fake news that gets picked up as real news.
 
2012-09-28 02:47:03 PM
If you follow the link to the Fars story, we get "Error For Your Request . Not Exist This Story." Seems they're quietly disappearing their mistake (or else the link is misspecified).
 
2012-09-28 02:47:36 PM

Kit Fister: Diogenes: Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.

I think it really depends on what we're doing. Basketball and a beer? Definitely Obama. Pushing Israel into the sea? Gotta go with Ahmadinejad.

Not a fan of Israel?


I liked their earlier work, but they've gotten way too mainstream.
 
2012-09-28 02:47:53 PM
i.imgflip.com
 
2012-09-28 02:47:58 PM

Kit Fister: Diogenes: Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.

I think it really depends on what we're doing. Basketball and a beer? Definitely Obama. Pushing Israel into the sea? Gotta go with Ahmadinejad.

Not a fan of Israel?


Lighten the fark up.
 
2012-09-28 02:53:46 PM
What a farsi
 
2012-09-28 02:54:12 PM
It's not news, it's Fars.
 
2012-09-28 02:55:46 PM
You've got to love the edits on the Iranian version of this article.

Onion: ",,,have a beer with Ahmadinejad"

Fars: ",,,have a drink with Ahmadinejad"

Also, the Fars article deletes the references to Holocaust denial, execution of political prisoners, and gays. Wonder why they would do that?

///They must be dicks over there, because they are not only denying the Holocaust, they're denying the existence of BEER!!!

///Sweet, sweet, beer...
 
2012-09-28 02:56:16 PM
In fairness, there are at least three species of algae more qualified for the Presidency than Obama.
 
2012-09-28 02:56:57 PM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-28 02:57:46 PM
It's not news, it's Fars.
 
2012-09-28 02:58:21 PM
Damn you, walkerhound
 
2012-09-28 03:01:59 PM

xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?


Well, in fairness, if sometimes doesn't translate well into American English either. How many satire articles get posted here as actual news on a weekly basis?
 
2012-09-28 03:04:23 PM

Pantubo: In fairness, there are at least three species of algae more qualified for the Presidency than Obama.


Onion: Fun Thread Spoiled Because Of One Stupid Poster
 
2012-09-28 03:11:55 PM
Beholden to a religious extremist segment of the populace? check.
Doesn't bow to international pressure? check.
Seems like a big percentage of the world hates him? check.

Sounds like the last republican president to me!
 
2012-09-28 03:15:04 PM
Pack it up guys; Pantubo messed it up for everyone
 
2012-09-28 03:20:39 PM
In all honesty, it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between The Onion and reality.
 
2012-09-28 03:21:40 PM

xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?


It's got more to do with intelligence than translation skills. The Mecklenburg County Republicans made the same mistake a while back.

Google "Mecklenburg County Republicans Onion".
 
2012-09-28 03:24:32 PM
www.celebrityclubber.com
Presidency
 
2012-09-28 03:24:35 PM

xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?


Nothing translates well into other languages.
 
2012-09-28 03:24:52 PM
Ok. Is this going to be a straight up trade or do we get some boot with it, like maybe a few goats or a camel?


/ Needs slashies
// Does anyone even use the word 'boot' when talking about doing a trade anymore?
/// Feels old
 
2012-09-28 03:29:45 PM
But I thought Fars was also a satirical news site. You know with all those shopped rockets and drones and powerboats and stuff.
 
2012-09-28 03:32:44 PM
Wow. Spines, you do not have.
 
2012-09-28 03:34:03 PM
Considering an early greatest hit for Ahmadinejad was "Iran has no homosexuals", you have to call most of the country's grasp on reality tenuous at best.

/Like Fox News.
 
2012-09-28 03:34:05 PM
If the Onion is good enough the GOP to make attacks against Obama, than its good enough for Fars damnit!
 
2012-09-28 03:45:33 PM
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2012-09-28 03:59:44 PM

CapeFearCadaver: vpb: The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.

Someone put it on facebook the other day... the amount of people who replied thinking it was real was unreal. Does no one look at source addresses?


Liberals don't read the details. All those words makes their brains hurt, and besides, they only read what they have been told to read. Anything else is "right wing propaganda" that might make them think, and we are back to their heads hurting.

It's why they like Islam. The Imam tells them what to believe, and what to hate, in the name of love, and they can shut down the forebrain and go back to humping little boys.

 
2012-09-28 04:03:16 PM
If there's one thing muslims are known for, it's their wacky sense of humor and thick skin. Well, make that two things.
 
2012-09-28 04:06:25 PM

limeyfellow: If the Onion is good enough the GOP to make attacks against Obama, than its good enough for Fars damnit!


Onion is the only non-conservative site to DARE question Dear Leader's policies.

ABCNBCCBSCNNMSNBC enjoy the taste of Obama man juice too much to offer ANY criticism.

 
2012-09-28 04:06:48 PM
I would prefer Ahmadinejad over Obama, like 100 billion to zero.

Oh.
Wait. This isn't the poll for dudes I'd like to punch in the mouf?

Scratch that, then.
 
2012-09-28 04:14:40 PM

macadamnut: [i512.photobucket.com image 653x694]


I had a laugh on that one, old chum!
 
2012-09-28 04:17:16 PM

daxxenos: Onion is the only non-conservative site to DARE question Dear Leader's policies


Keep farking that chicken.
 
2012-09-28 04:21:39 PM

daxxenos: CapeFearCadaver: vpb: The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.

Someone put it on facebook the other day... the amount of people who replied thinking it was real was unreal. Does no one look at source addresses?

Liberals don't read the details. All those words makes their brains hurt, and besides, they only read what they have been told to read. Anything else is "right wing propaganda" that might make them think, and we are back to their heads hurting.It's why they like Islam. The Imam tells them what to believe, and what to hate, in the name of love, and they can shut down the forebrain and go back to humping little boys.


Project much?
 
2012-09-28 04:37:31 PM

markfara: daxxenos: CapeFearCadaver: vpb: The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.

Someone put it on facebook the other day... the amount of people who replied thinking it was real was unreal. Does no one look at source addresses?

Liberals don't read the details. All those words makes their brains hurt, and besides, they only read what they have been told to read. Anything else is "right wing propaganda" that might make them think, and we are back to their heads hurting.It's why they like Islam. The Imam tells them what to believe, and what to hate, in the name of love, and they can shut down the forebrain and go back to humping little boys.

Project much?


I think that was the joke...
 
2012-09-28 04:43:41 PM

The Onion is prophetic: From the original Onion article:

For more on this story: Please visit our Iranian subsidiary organization, Fars.


I've got to say that was the coolest part of the whole story.

My Iranian coworker saw the Fars logo and asked what was going on, so I had to explain The Onion.
 
2012-09-28 04:54:42 PM
Given the opportunity to shoot either Obama or Ahmadinejad, 92% of PFJ (Psychopaths for Jesus) members indicated that they would shoot Ahmadinejad.

Most common reason cited: business before pleasure
 
2012-09-28 05:07:00 PM
Glad to see that Fox News isn't the only world news agency fooled by the Onion.
 
2012-09-28 05:10:42 PM
Obama is a thousand times worse than Hitler.
 
2012-09-28 05:21:50 PM
Well, at least he's not black. . .

/No one jumped on this one?
 
2012-09-28 05:27:01 PM

Pantubo: In fairness, there are at least three species of algae more qualified for the Presidency than Obama.


Yet, sadly, not even one Republican candidate...
 
2012-09-28 05:32:54 PM

daxxenos: limeyfellow: If the Onion is good enough the GOP to make attacks against Obama, than its good enough for Fars damnit!

Onion is the only non-conservative site to DARE question Dear Leader's policies. ABCNBCCBSCNNMSNBC enjoy the taste of Obama man juice too much to offer ANY criticism.


You are a dick. The MSM critisizes Obama a lot....you simply refuse to acknowledge the truth.
 
2012-09-28 05:36:17 PM
Hey, he's got Andy Samberg's vote...

This SNL bit still slays me...
 
2012-09-28 05:55:41 PM

xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?


In cultures with state run/censored media, it's often due to freedom of speech being an alien concept. Instead of "If they print it, it must be true" they think "If they print it, it must be state sanctioned". That's why other countries can get so pissed at us for what Billy Graham or some random YouTube poster preaches. They assume that these people speak for the U.S. government and by extension all it's citizens.
 
2012-09-28 06:00:05 PM

LindenFark: xxmedium:


Further, the reaction of the fooled news agencies will probably not be embarrassment, but anger at the U.S. government for allowing the Onion to fool them.
 
2012-09-28 06:02:16 PM

LindenFark: LindenFark: xxmedium:


And really, it's understandable these people think this way. It's not like their governments are going to extol the virtues of free speech.

/Replying to myself is fun!
 
2012-09-28 06:04:06 PM
Am I the only one that thinks Ahmadinejad isn't a bad leader?

His stance on Israel may be a little extreme(or maybe not brig that he is threatened by them constantly), but he generally speaks clearly about his nation's ambitions. He's been coming to New York giving speeches for years now and doesn't really hide a whole lot. Really, Iran's stance on Isreal (defense) looks a lot better for the peace process than America's (defend a nation of crazies at all costs). Even when the guy says crazy shiat, he has a smirk on his face that lets people in on it.
Hell, I'd like to have a beer with the guy. I think Obama's pretty cool too though.
 
2012-09-28 06:06:28 PM

LindenFark: xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?

In cultures with state run/censored media, it's often due to freedom of speech being an alien concept. Instead of "If they print it, it must be true" they think "If they print it, it must be state sanctioned". That's why other countries can get so pissed at us for what Billy Graham or some random YouTube poster preaches. They assume that these people speak for the U.S. government and by extension all it's citizens.


this
 
2012-09-28 06:24:57 PM
I'm giving someone in this thread 9/10. Won't say who, don't wanna ruin it.
 
2012-09-28 06:29:32 PM

Strobeguy: LindenFark: xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?

In cultures with state run/censored media, it's often due to freedom of speech being an alien concept. Instead of "If they print it, it must be true" they think "If they print it, it must be state sanctioned". That's why other countries can get so pissed at us for what Billy Graham or some random YouTube poster preaches. They assume that these people speak for the U.S. government and by extension all it's citizens.

this


Thirded
 
2012-09-28 06:48:14 PM

Kit Fister: Diogenes: Quoting The Onion word-for-word, Fars states that an opinion poll also found 77% would rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Mr Ahmadinejad.

I think it really depends on what we're doing. Basketball and a beer? Definitely Obama. Pushing Israel into the sea? Gotta go with Ahmadinejad.

Not a fan of Israel?


Well...
Israel does need a good cockpunch.
 
2012-09-28 06:49:01 PM

Pantubo: In fairness, there are at least three species of algae more qualified for the Presidency than Obama.


Plonk
 
2012-09-28 06:57:32 PM

daxxenos: Liberals don't read the details. All those words makes their brains hurt, and besides, they only read what they have been told to read. Anything else is "right wing propaganda" that might make them think, and we are back to their heads hurting.It's why they like Islam. The Imam tells them what to believe, and what to hate, in the name of love, and they can shut down the forebrain and go back to humping little boys.


Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe this man could write for The Onion.
 
2012-09-28 07:14:02 PM

lousyskater: In all honesty, it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between The Onion and reality.


There wasn't enough irony in the article and it was confusing; was the point that Obama and Ahmadinejad so so dissimilar that everyone would get it and think it was funny, or was the punchline that the article implied the POTUS was a fair competitor with a second world country president like Ahmadinejad? Oh, I see your point.

A lot of the world doesn't seem to have much of a problem with Iran. If they didn't sell oil to China, would we?
 
2012-09-28 07:27:09 PM

Fano: Strobeguy: LindenFark: xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?

In cultures with state run/censored media, it's often due to freedom of speech being an alien concept. Instead of "If they print it, it must be true" they think "If they print it, it must be state sanctioned". That's why other countries can get so pissed at us for what Billy Graham or some random YouTube poster preaches. They assume that these people speak for the U.S. government and by extension all it's citizens.

this

Thirded


So why do so many americans do it too? What's their excuse?
 
2012-09-28 07:30:44 PM

markfara: xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?

It's got more to do with intelligence than translation skills. The Mecklenburg County Republicans made the same mistake a while back.

Google "Mecklenburg County Republicans Onion".


That is some funny sh*t, right there; they're also the ones that got slapped by the VA GOP for posting Facebook pics of Obama as an African witch doctor and the like. Stay classy, Southern Virginia Republicans!
 
2012-09-28 09:08:16 PM

leadmetal: Fano: Strobeguy: LindenFark: xxmedium: Does satire just not translate well into other languages? Why does this keep happening?

In cultures with state run/censored media, it's often due to freedom of speech being an alien concept. Instead of "If they print it, it must be true" they think "If they print it, it must be state sanctioned". That's why other countries can get so pissed at us for what Billy Graham or some random YouTube poster preaches. They assume that these people speak for the U.S. government and by extension all it's citizens.

this

Thirded

So why do so many americans do it too? What's their excuse?


Confirmation bias fed by our addiction to righteous outrage.

As a culture, it is now okay to spew vitriolic rage against socially accepted targets, while following up with action is neither expected nor necessarily desired. Thanks to the Internet, you are guaranteed to be able to find a subculture where your definition of evil is the norm. Rants are encouraged, the echo chamber reinforces one's world view, and endorphins are released.

People being people, they take shortcuts to gratification, like skipping reading anything more than the headline, or eliminating the requirement for facts because if this particular news story is not accurate, we know this sort of thing happens all the time so it's okay to rail against the straw man. People across the political spectrum fall into this trap. It's not that they aren't smart, they are just rage junkies. Whether you think that's a physiological shortcoming or a character flaw is up to you.
 
2012-09-28 09:46:15 PM

The Onion is prophetic: From the original Onion article:

For more on this story: Please visit our Iranian subsidiary organization, Fars.


The interesting thing about good satire is that it has the potential to be believable. Although I think 77% of crackas would rather vote for a Christian fundie first, like, maybe, Haggard, if he weren't gay...
 
2012-09-28 09:46:53 PM
I can't believe I just typed "crackas."

...

It's supposed to be "crackaz."

*flees thread*
 
2012-09-28 09:47:35 PM
And you wankers want them to have nukes?
 
2012-09-28 11:55:39 PM

Porous Horace: And you wankers want them to have nukes?


Who ever said that they wanted nuclear proliferation? O_o
Anyone? Anyone?

*crickets*
 
2012-09-29 12:31:42 AM

vpb: The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.


Because you hate rural white people and make prejudicial assumptions about your own race?

wasist.
 
2012-09-29 01:27:10 AM
i know i do.
 
2012-09-29 11:45:50 AM

daxxenos: CapeFearCadaver: vpb: The story actually said "rural whites" so you could see how someone might believe it.

Someone put it on facebook the other day... the amount of people who replied thinking it was real was unreal. Does no one look at source addresses?

Liberals don't read the details. All those words makes their brains hurt, and besides, they only read what they have been told to read. Anything else is "right wing propaganda" that might make them think, and we are back to their heads hurting.It's why they like Islam. The Imam tells them what to believe, and what to hate, in the name of love, and they can shut down the forebrain and go back to humping little boys.


I had the best quizzical dog look on my face for the first two sentences there...
 
2012-09-29 04:51:04 PM
I'm sure the number is actually higher than that.
 
2012-09-30 01:15:08 AM
No. The Onion's image of the Fars "article" isn't photoshopped. Seriously.
 
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