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(The Citizen)   Drunk Norwegian man gets inadvertently kidnapped by two female Swedish car thieves and taken to Sweden. "I was bloody lucky," he said afterwards   (thelocal.se) divider line 2
    More: Unlikely, Norwegian, Swedish, Sweden, Gothenburg, Oslo, food writer, Donal Skehan  
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2012-09-28 02:24:58 PM  
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2012-09-28 01:55:49 PM  
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I was mugged at Walmart the other day. I only tell you this to help save you from the same humiliation.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you're loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today. Wallets are on sale in the Men's department for $2.99.
 
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