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(The Citizen)   Drunk Norwegian man gets inadvertently kidnapped by two female Swedish car thieves and taken to Sweden. "I was bloody lucky," he said afterwards   (thelocal.se) divider line 33
    More: Unlikely, Norwegian, Swedish, Sweden, Gothenburg, Oslo, food writer, Donal Skehan  
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2012-09-28 01:49:58 PM
Yeah, lots of men only DREAM of being kidnapped by two Swedish women and taken away to a foreign land.
 
2012-09-28 01:50:45 PM
Dear Penthouse,

you'll never believe what happened to me...
 
2012-09-28 01:51:21 PM
Yeah, and they were Swedish bikini models, right?
 
2012-09-28 01:55:49 PM
In before:

I was mugged at Walmart the other day. I only tell you this to help save you from the same humiliation.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you're loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today. Wallets are on sale in the Men's department for $2.99.
 
2012-09-28 01:55:54 PM
I always pictured sweden populated by nothing be ultra attractive tall curvy blondes. I can always dream.
 
2012-09-28 01:57:44 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-28 01:58:19 PM
Last Friday night
I got so drunk I could pee
Climbed in my car, went to sleep
It was stolen by some Swedes
Last Friday night...
 
2012-09-28 02:00:36 PM
Bragging or complaining?
 
2012-09-28 02:01:35 PM
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Are you going to say no? Really?
 
2012-09-28 02:02:29 PM
imgcache is farked again
 
2012-09-28 02:03:06 PM
The women are under suspicion of taking a vehicle without the owner's consent.

And let that be a lesson to you. You're damned lucky you weren't charged with presumptuous borrowing.
 
2012-09-28 02:11:05 PM
Thelma and louise?
 
2012-09-28 02:11:44 PM
Yet another good name for a band: Female Swedish Car Thieves
 
2012-09-28 02:14:47 PM
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"Bit a tuled thim, a'm Nurwegian!"
 
2012-09-28 02:16:59 PM
Good luck trying to explain this to your boss and/or wife buddy.
 
2012-09-28 02:17:54 PM
Sig?
 
2012-09-28 02:24:00 PM
Please , you can have the car, keys, title..... just don't hurt me.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-28 02:24:58 PM
www.starsareblind.com

What we hope for

www.guysmyspace.com

What we get
 
2012-09-28 02:30:57 PM
Uff da!
 
2012-09-28 02:32:30 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.starsareblind.com image 400x300]

What we hope for

[www.guysmyspace.com image 602x600]

What we get


You say that, but here's the first picture in the sidebar on the article:
www.thelocal.se
 
2012-09-28 02:34:51 PM
Then again, there's also this picture:
www.thelocal.se
 
2012-09-28 02:51:15 PM

Theaetetus: Then again, there's also this picture:
[www.thelocal.se image 729x486]


mmmm, Crazy twins. I could pound that set into Armageddon.
 
2012-09-28 02:55:43 PM
Norway needs to stop letting the English immigrate and fark up their prestigious language
 
2012-09-28 03:03:44 PM
Bloody lucky? Were they menstruating?
 
2012-09-28 03:24:05 PM
Bork, bork, bork!
 
2012-09-28 04:06:04 PM

WilliamLeeTwitch: Theaetetus: Then again, there's also this picture:
[www.thelocal.se image 729x486]

mmmm, Crazy twins. I could pound that set into Armageddon.


There's loads of "Ironic" in that slideshow.
 
2012-09-28 05:12:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.starsareblind.com image 400x300]

What we hope for

[www.guysmyspace.com image 602x600]

What we get


You've obviously never been to Sweden have you?
 
2012-09-28 05:34:35 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.starsareblind.com image 400x300]

What we hope for

[www.guysmyspace.com image 602x600]

What we get


Thank God. Those top chicks look high-maintenance.
 
2012-09-28 06:44:03 PM

skrame: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.starsareblind.com image 400x300]

What we hope for

[www.guysmyspace.com image 602x600]

What we get

Thank God. Those top chicks look high-maintenance.


You know, i never farked a "10". But on night, I farked five "twos". I think that should count.
 
2012-09-28 07:13:01 PM

ikapoz: skrame: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.starsareblind.com image 400x300]

What we hope for

[www.guysmyspace.com image 602x600]

What we get

Thank God. Those top chicks look high-maintenance.

You know, i never farked a "10". But on night, I farked five "twos". I think that should count.


sure, but have you ever tried 3.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333 threes?
 
2012-09-28 07:47:15 PM
Norwegian please.
 
2012-09-28 08:29:10 PM

ChipNASA: In before:

I was mugged at Walmart the other day. I only tell you this to help save you from the same humiliation.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you're loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today. Wallets are on sale in the Men's department for $2.99.


I call shenanigans.

There's no way you'd have enough money left in your wallet to be worth more than one blowjob.
 
2012-09-28 09:52:21 PM
I'll bet you were.
 
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