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(Dallas News)   Well, Mitt, at least you're still more popular than George W.... wait - hang on a moment. Ah. As I was saying, Mitt, at least you're still more popular than Dick Cheney   (trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com) divider line 26
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2012-09-28 12:43:29 PM
8 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

When given a choice between a cold, hard metal wire "mother" and Mitt Romney as a "mother", the monkey took its own life.
2012-09-28 11:07:57 AM
7 votes:
MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face
2012-09-28 01:23:21 PM
4 votes:

Mugato: Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.


i.qkme.me
2012-09-28 01:02:52 PM
4 votes:
uncle-eazy.com

/recycled from 2008
2012-09-28 01:25:36 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.


Maybe it's a sign of a national return to sanity. Imagine all the derpers waking up one morning and saying "I had the strangest dream..."
2012-09-28 10:17:28 PM
1 votes:

Nem Wan: NeverDrunk23: Lost Thought 00: Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?

If he voluntarily dropped out, he'd still stand for election, and if elected he would become POTUS, against his will. He could then resign the position, making Ryan POTUS.

That seems like a very abusivable way to get someone you want into the big chair.

The real presidential election isn't until the electoral college votes in December. If a candidate dropped out now, the election would proceed with that candidate's name on the ballot, but voters are actually voting for his party's electors. The electors would vote for somebody on December 17 and Congress would count those votes on January 6. There would be much scrambling and probably lawsuits about just who the electors are to support, but those would have to be resolved by December 11 in each state for that state's electoral votes to be presumed valid by Congress.


...and that, kids, is how Honey Boo-Boo became the 45th President.
2012-09-28 04:29:32 PM
1 votes:

Epoch_Zero: mrshowrules: Jacobin: I haven't seen a single Rmoney bumper sticker in my bright red state. Only "nomobama" stickers

How about "Don't Reneg in 2012" stickers?

I haven't uploaded it yet, but I took a picture yesterday while in traffic because this woman in front of me had a "What Would John Galt Do?" bumper sticker below her "JESUS" bumper sticker, and I simply couldn't resist.


Swap them to put the Jesus sticker on bottom and you have the world's shortest slashfic.
2012-09-28 04:23:25 PM
1 votes:

Bad_Seed: And what do people have against Joe Biden?


That's simple. Jealousy. Have you seen his ride?
cache.gawker.com
2012-09-28 04:17:18 PM
1 votes:

Epoch_Zero: I haven't uploaded it yet, but I took a picture yesterday while in traffic because this woman in front of me had a "What Would John Galt Do?" bumper sticker below her "JESUS" bumper sticker, and I simply couldn't resist.


How can you even do that? Ayn Rand had as much use for Jesus as a polar bear has for a riding lawnmower.
2012-09-28 02:39:49 PM
1 votes:

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


i1125.photobucket.com

Thurston
Mittens will take his wins wherever he can get them.
2012-09-28 02:33:01 PM
1 votes:

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


Mitt or taking buck shot to the face?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
2012-09-28 02:27:49 PM
1 votes:

Grand Architect: I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.


I've actually meet Bush (W) a few times. He's likable as a human being. I walked away feeling like he was a weak personality that was unfit to be President based on how others played him. If Bush lived beside me, I'd invite him for beer and BBQs. If Romney lived beside me, I'd be busy asking zoning for a variance to put barbed wire on the top of my fence and adopting a few more rottweilers from the local rescue.
2012-09-28 02:25:38 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?

Rush Limbaugh is available at a moment's notice. Hopefully he'd pick Sarah as his VP.


Silverman?

/That would be the most obnoxious presidential ticket ever, but man would the campaign ads be something to behold.
2012-09-28 02:24:31 PM
1 votes:

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


What are my options in weapon caliber? Because I might pick the face shooting.
2012-09-28 02:24:12 PM
1 votes:

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


I'll take one for the team. Bring the shotgun. It's still better than President Willard.
2012-09-28 02:23:53 PM
1 votes:

Grand Architect: I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.


He doesn't have to clear anything, the trees are already the right height.
2012-09-28 02:11:32 PM
1 votes:
"Miss me yet?"

"Compared to Mittens? YES."

I didn't think things could possibly get worse than Dubya, but you GOPers never cease to surprise us.
2012-09-28 01:54:52 PM
1 votes:

EighthDay: mrshowrules: Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008

You might want to keep the link to that for 2014 and 2016 also.

2016 maybe, I think 2014 is going to be weird.


What's weird about the GOP party officially splitting up and the DNC winning a super majority in both houses?

/I say shiat like this just to piss certain Farkers
2012-09-28 01:48:43 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: boy, this is getting just downright schadenfreuderiffic now.


How to pronounce Schadenfreude
2012-09-28 01:47:46 PM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008

You might want to keep the link to that for 2014 and 2016 also.


2016 maybe, I think 2014 is going to be weird.
2012-09-28 01:08:30 PM
1 votes:

Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008


You might want to keep the link to that for 2014 and 2016 also.
2012-09-28 12:45:16 PM
1 votes:
After Cheney, Mitt will always have Carrot Top.
2012-09-28 12:41:01 PM
1 votes:

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


Wait, which part of the face?
2012-09-28 12:37:50 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?

Rush Limbaugh is available at a moment's notice. Hopefully he'd pick Sarah as his VP.


I just got such a woody.
2012-09-28 11:23:27 AM
1 votes:

Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?


Rush Limbaugh is available at a moment's notice. Hopefully he'd pick Sarah as his VP.
2012-09-28 11:09:57 AM
1 votes:

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


only slightly.
 
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