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(Dallas News)   Well, Mitt, at least you're still more popular than George W.... wait - hang on a moment. Ah. As I was saying, Mitt, at least you're still more popular than Dick Cheney   (trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com) divider line 75
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2012-09-28 10:49:19 AM
boy, this is getting just downright schadenfreuderiffic now.
 
2012-09-28 10:52:00 AM
What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?
 
2012-09-28 11:04:41 AM
There's a pile of dog crap outside my office that has better poling numbers than Mittens. It's almost cruel to watch this trainwreck anymore.
 
2012-09-28 11:07:57 AM
MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face
 
2012-09-28 11:09:57 AM

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


only slightly.
 
2012-09-28 11:23:27 AM

Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?


Rush Limbaugh is available at a moment's notice. Hopefully he'd pick Sarah as his VP.
 
2012-09-28 11:38:51 AM

Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?


Probably Ryan would stand for election, and if he won, would have the right to appoint his own veep.
 
2012-09-28 11:39:24 AM
Oh... Wow.
And yet - many of those people will STILL vote for Mittens. They know he's a terrible candidate and a douche of a person - but they will still vote for him.

Those people should meet Cheney during a duck hunt.
 
2012-09-28 11:52:01 AM

dramboxf: Probably Ryan would stand for election, and if he won, would have the right to appoint his own veep.


[I'mokaywiththis.jpg]
 
2012-09-28 12:22:12 PM

oldfarthenry: There's a pile of dog crap outside my office that has better poling numbers than Mittens. It's almost cruel to watch this trainwreck anymore.


You obviously need to use Unpooed Polls.
 
2012-09-28 12:26:41 PM
Don't worry, Republicans. All you have to do is BELIEVE hard enough, and Mittens will win.
 
2012-09-28 12:37:50 PM

St_Francis_P: Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?

Rush Limbaugh is available at a moment's notice. Hopefully he'd pick Sarah as his VP.


I just got such a woody.
 
2012-09-28 12:41:01 PM

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


Wait, which part of the face?
 
2012-09-28 12:43:29 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

When given a choice between a cold, hard metal wire "mother" and Mitt Romney as a "mother", the monkey took its own life.
 
2012-09-28 12:45:16 PM
After Cheney, Mitt will always have Carrot Top.
 
2012-09-28 12:49:30 PM
I wasn't aware it was possible to poll worse than George W. Bush. That takes some impressive, impressive skills. My hat's off to you, Mittens.
 
2012-09-28 12:58:27 PM

vernonFL: [24.media.tumblr.com image 640x426]

When given a choice between a cold, hard metal wire "mother" and Mitt Romney as a "mother", the monkey took its own life.


LOL, +infinity
 
2012-09-28 01:02:52 PM
uncle-eazy.com

/recycled from 2008
 
2012-09-28 01:08:30 PM

Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008


You might want to keep the link to that for 2014 and 2016 also.
 
2012-09-28 01:19:16 PM
Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.
 
2012-09-28 01:23:21 PM

Mugato: Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-28 01:25:36 PM

Mugato: Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.


Maybe it's a sign of a national return to sanity. Imagine all the derpers waking up one morning and saying "I had the strangest dream..."
 
2012-09-28 01:39:29 PM
George Carlin may have said it best.
 
2012-09-28 01:47:35 PM

MrBallou: Mugato: Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.

Maybe it's a sign of a national return to sanity. Imagine all the derpers waking up one morning and saying "I had the strangest dream..."


Uh ... that's not going to happen. I suspect they are waiting for the debates. They've lost in almost every other front. On a side note, I've noticed my paper's editorial section lately has gone hell bent for Romney and the GOP. It is usually a bit more balanced.
 
2012-09-28 01:47:46 PM

mrshowrules: Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008

You might want to keep the link to that for 2014 and 2016 also.


2016 maybe, I think 2014 is going to be weird.
 
2012-09-28 01:48:43 PM

FlashHarry: boy, this is getting just downright schadenfreuderiffic now.


How to pronounce Schadenfreude
 
2012-09-28 01:49:23 PM

Mugato: Fewer and fewer right wingers around here lately. Which is not necessarily a good thing. Fark can't be accused of stifling the right wing.


You spend your days and nights polishing turds and sooner or later you have to take a break to clean the sh*t off of yourself.
 
2012-09-28 01:54:52 PM

EighthDay: mrshowrules: Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008

You might want to keep the link to that for 2014 and 2016 also.

2016 maybe, I think 2014 is going to be weird.


What's weird about the GOP party officially splitting up and the DNC winning a super majority in both houses?

/I say shiat like this just to piss certain Farkers
 
2012-09-28 01:55:07 PM

Mugato: George Carlin may have said it best.


Yes, but the real problem is actually best summed up by that cartoon where multiple people are standing in the same subway car each thinking how they're the only conscious person in a world of sheep. In fact, it almost perfectly applies to the Carlin's clapping, cheering audience.
 
2012-09-28 01:56:31 PM

Uncle Eazy: [uncle-eazy.com image 400x296]

/recycled from 2008


how come I have not seen this before?
/now my boss knows I was not working
 
2012-09-28 02:03:32 PM
I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.
 
2012-09-28 02:08:58 PM

Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?


If he voluntarily dropped out, he'd still stand for election, and if elected he would become POTUS, against his will. He could then resign the position, making Ryan POTUS.
 
2012-09-28 02:10:51 PM
The Stench Is Overwhelming
 
2012-09-28 02:11:32 PM
"Miss me yet?"

"Compared to Mittens? YES."

I didn't think things could possibly get worse than Dubya, but you GOPers never cease to surprise us.
 
2012-09-28 02:11:41 PM
If he honestly cared about the conservative cause he really would be better off campaigning for specific congressional seats rather that the presidency.....he an Ryan are narcissistic opportunists though so I won't hold my breath.
 
2012-09-28 02:13:50 PM
"Ding!"

www.envirogadget.com
 
2012-09-28 02:22:24 PM

Citrate1007: If he honestly cared about the conservative cause he really would be better off campaigning for specific congressional seats rather that the presidency.....he an Ryan are narcissistic opportunists though so I won't hold my breath.


They can't do that, though. They've built up Obama as THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO US EVER AND IF HE IS RE-ELECTED THERE WILL BE A THOUSAND YEARS OF DARKNESS so they can't just say, "Well, you know what? Obama's going to win, so...let's just focus on Congressional seats instead."
 
2012-09-28 02:23:53 PM

Grand Architect: I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.


He doesn't have to clear anything, the trees are already the right height.
 
2012-09-28 02:24:12 PM

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


I'll take one for the team. Bring the shotgun. It's still better than President Willard.
 
2012-09-28 02:24:31 PM

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


What are my options in weapon caliber? Because I might pick the face shooting.
 
2012-09-28 02:25:38 PM

St_Francis_P: Chariset: What would happen if he just quit between now and Election Day? Would the Republicans have to hold another convention and elect another candidate?

Rush Limbaugh is available at a moment's notice. Hopefully he'd pick Sarah as his VP.


Silverman?

/That would be the most obnoxious presidential ticket ever, but man would the campaign ads be something to behold.
 
2012-09-28 02:26:20 PM
It's not a fair comparison because who doesn't love W?
 
2012-09-28 02:27:49 PM

Grand Architect: I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.


I've actually meet Bush (W) a few times. He's likable as a human being. I walked away feeling like he was a weak personality that was unfit to be President based on how others played him. If Bush lived beside me, I'd invite him for beer and BBQs. If Romney lived beside me, I'd be busy asking zoning for a variance to put barbed wire on the top of my fence and adopting a few more rottweilers from the local rescue.
 
2012-09-28 02:28:42 PM

Grand Architect: I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.


msnbcmedia4.msn.com
 
2012-09-28 02:30:39 PM

impaler: Grand Architect: I'm not shocked, there are at lest actual photos of Bush doing physical labor (clearing brush) good luck find some of Mittens.

[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 260x195]


I BOT A BUKKET
 
2012-09-28 02:31:14 PM
i have a higher favorability rating with my ex girlfriends.
 
2012-09-28 02:33:01 PM

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


Mitt or taking buck shot to the face?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
 
2012-09-28 02:34:16 PM
That's quite the candidate you guys have chosen there... Keep up the good work.
 
2012-09-28 02:39:49 PM

bloobeary: MITT ROMNEY
Still More Popular Than Being Shot In The Face


i1125.photobucket.com

Thurston
Mittens will take his wins wherever he can get them.
 
2012-09-28 02:42:30 PM

sprawl15: FlashHarry: boy, this is getting just downright schadenfreuderiffic now.

How to pronounce Schadenfreude


Hmm. Schadenfreude. What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
 
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