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(NBC News)   Teenage boy and girl "didn't stand a chance" after being attacked by bats infected with terrifying new mix of rabies and Ebola. This is not a pre-credits scene of this year's big Halloween flick   (vitals.nbcnews.com) divider line 52
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2012-09-28 01:59:23 PM  
8 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

My God, what if it continues to mutate?
2012-09-28 02:55:44 PM  
4 votes:
vintage.johnnyjet.com

"RAABOLA!"
2012-09-28 01:43:17 PM  
4 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com
I don't care 'bout black people!!!
2012-09-28 01:34:44 PM  
4 votes:

DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?


Jim Henson's Ebolababies?
2012-09-28 02:33:43 PM  
3 votes:
In the case of a legitimate infection, I'm told that the body has a way of preventing it from taking hold.
2012-09-28 12:54:58 PM  
3 votes:
What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?
2012-09-28 03:45:54 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Was hoping for mermen...
2012-09-28 03:22:01 PM  
2 votes:

WorkingInParadise: Reminds me of something I've seen somewhere before...


imageshack.usimages1.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-09-28 02:21:23 PM  
2 votes:
alicia-logic.com
2012-09-28 02:14:25 PM  
2 votes:
Dusk! With a creepy, tingling sensation, you hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these giant unspeakable bugs drop onto....
2012-09-28 02:11:26 PM  
2 votes:

Headso: So what's the deal.. all this shiat already exists and our expanding population keeps coming across it or is Africa like a hothouse for cooking crazy new viruses?


Due to the unstable Governments and high population, it's also a great place to test new bioweapons.

/adjusts tinfoil
2012-09-28 01:56:03 PM  
2 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I'm not trying to make hemorrhagic rabies sound good.


Read that in his voice 

i736.photobucket.com
2012-09-28 01:43:23 PM  
2 votes:
You gonna get infected
i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-28 01:40:11 PM  
2 votes:
Were they metal bats or Louisville Sluggers. The article does not say!
2012-09-28 01:39:32 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: New virus in Africa looks like rabies, acts like Ebola

...tastes like chicken?
2012-09-28 01:36:31 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, Sub-Saharan Africa. What you lack in non-genocidal governments and indoor plumbing, you make up for in terrifying new diseases.
2012-09-28 01:13:46 PM  
2 votes:

DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?


I vote for "RabiEbola."

And if that doesn't work, how about "Super-AIDS Death Grippe."
2012-09-28 12:03:54 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: New virus in Africa looks like rabies, acts like Ebola

Sounds like a billboard advertisement for Romney.

/Yeah, I don't care for Mittens.
//What's it to ya, buddy?
2012-09-28 03:15:08 PM  
1 votes:

2KanZam: Slaves2Darkness: Nah, but a major die off of humans is due, if we are lucky it will only be about 1/3 of the human race



How great would that be!


It would be even better if we could put together a list of nominees.
2012-09-28 03:08:46 PM  
1 votes:

tennessee.hillbilly: 2KanZam: Slaves2Darkness: Nah, but a major die off of humans is due, if we are lucky it will only be about 1/3 of the human race



How great would that be!

Only if we get to pick.




I'll take my chances
2012-09-28 03:05:40 PM  
1 votes:

Valiente: Slaves2Darkness: Hollie Maea: Christ. The Congo River drainage basin is eventually going to kill us all.

Nah, but a major die off of humans is due, if we are lucky it will only be about 1/3 of the human race.

Two-thirds and held at 2.4 billion through Draconian sterilization policies would be better for the planet. We might get cod back.

That would be lucky and delicious.


And you, of course, would be in charge....
2012-09-28 02:58:07 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Hollie Maea: Christ. The Congo River drainage basin is eventually going to kill us all.

Nah, but a major die off of humans is due, if we are lucky it will only be about 1/3 of the human race.


Two-thirds and held at 2.4 billion through Draconian sterilization policies would be better for the planet. We might get cod back.

That would be lucky and delicious.
2012-09-28 02:50:37 PM  
1 votes:
Wierd.

Today is World Rabies Day.
2012-09-28 02:30:52 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Nah, but a major die off of humans is due, if we are lucky it will only be about 1/3 of the human race




How great would that be!
2012-09-28 02:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
It's farking Motaba... It's the same damn images they used in Outbreak, damnit.

Search the area for white-faced rhesus monkeys, and break out the E1101
2012-09-28 02:26:50 PM  
1 votes:
Yea I saw this movie.. I think it was called the rage virus. It was in 28 days..
2012-09-28 02:25:52 PM  
1 votes:

Headso: Fark Rye For Many Whores: hemorrhagicrabies

you like hemmorrhagicrabie-patties don't you squidward?


Fun fact: Cholera comes to us from seashore animals (not even other mammals). Happy shiattime!
2012-09-28 02:18:38 PM  
1 votes:

RembrandtQEinstein: [i736.photobucket.com image 722x358]


imageshack.us

"Uh oh. This says Rabibola is an Overdemon from the seventh plane of Afrihell."
2012-09-28 02:11:54 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: If it kills in three days, it kills way too fast to become pandemic. Like Ebola, it's going to be self-limiting until the transmission time gets a little longer.

That's not meant to be reassuring.


What this disease needs it its own version of Typhoid Mary.
2012-09-28 02:10:31 PM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [prettycoolforaniconodule.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
They should have listened.


208.116.9.205

/indeed...
2012-09-28 02:09:53 PM  
1 votes:

moto-geek: DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?

call it the black plague


Red Tide.
2012-09-28 02:05:45 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: FTA: New virus in Africa looks like rabies, acts like Ebola

Sounds like a billboard advertisement for Romney.

/Yeah, I don't care for Mittens.
//What's it to ya, buddy?


Sounds more like Obama Appears to be one thing but acts like something totally different.
2012-09-28 02:04:12 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Hollie Maea: Christ. The Congo River drainage basin is eventually going to kill us all.

Nah, but a major die off of humans is due, if we are lucky it will only be about 1/3 of the human race.


At least 30%, maybe 50% would be better. Im skilled and equipped well enough to do just fine, assuming survival of the initial infection/incident.
2012-09-28 01:58:17 PM  
1 votes:

DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?


Obamabola
2012-09-28 01:57:23 PM  
1 votes:
Rabola?
2012-09-28 01:56:00 PM  
1 votes:
Reminds me of something I've seen somewhere before...

imageshack.us
2012-09-28 01:54:12 PM  
1 votes:

X-Geek: DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?

Ebabies - it sounds techie and cute, so people won't panic.


Ebabies... "collect them all!"


/no thank you
2012-09-28 01:53:49 PM  
1 votes:
www.threza.com

But if a bat bites you a SECOND time, it'll suck the virus out, thus reversing the process. Makes PERFECT sense!
2012-09-28 01:46:06 PM  
1 votes:
In the rabid kitten thread I said I'd rather get ebola... I'm just going duct tape my house now.
2012-09-28 01:45:19 PM  
1 votes:

DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?


Ebabies - it sounds techie and cute, so people won't panic.
2012-09-28 01:44:21 PM  
1 votes:
God does not like Africa.
2012-09-28 01:41:40 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-28 01:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
SHUT ∙ DOWN ∙ EVERYTHING!!!
2012-09-28 01:40:49 PM  
1 votes:
One more reason I will never step foot on that continent.
2012-09-28 01:38:30 PM  
1 votes:

DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?


call it the black plague
2012-09-28 01:38:07 PM  
1 votes:
I saw this movie. It was called Outbreak.
2012-09-28 01:36:57 PM  
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?

I vote for "RabiEbola."

And if that doesn't work, how about "Super-AIDS Death Grippe."


Since it you bleed out I vote for Khorne
2012-09-28 01:36:35 PM  
1 votes:
Funny, I'm reading "World War Z" right now...wait, is it funny?
2012-09-28 01:35:11 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: FTA: New virus in Africa looks like rabies, acts like Ebola

Sounds like a billboard advertisement for Romney.

/Yeah, I don't care for Mittens.
//What's it to ya, buddy?


Or a zombie virus.
2012-09-28 01:34:51 PM  
1 votes:
I vote "Captain Tripps"

What do you mean that's taken?
2012-09-28 01:34:29 PM  
1 votes:
African rabies. It has begun.
2012-09-28 01:13:09 PM  
1 votes:

DrySocket: What are we going to call it? Rabola? Ebolabies? Rabebolabies?


African Rabies.

/not obscure.
 
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