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2012-09-28 12:04:59 PM
I'd take a picture of my hairy balls
 
2012-09-28 12:15:55 PM
That's... kinda cool actually. You'd have to hire somebody to delete all the dudes jacking off, but neat idea otherwise.
 
2012-09-28 12:16:30 PM
hollywoodjesus.com

"This doesn't help me"
 
2012-09-28 12:16:58 PM
That's not art.

This is art.

And likely NSFW.
 
2012-09-28 12:22:45 PM
Reminds me of that old story of the guy who makes a deal witht he devil for a magic pocket watch that allows him to Stop time at his single happiest moment. Of Course the man almost uses it a bucnh of times but always stops and asks himself, is this really THE perfect moment? and always wonders if he can't do better , and thus dies with the watch unused. How often would you see something beautiful and wonder, "Well yes, but what If I see something even MORE awesome tomorrow"?
 
2012-09-28 12:30:23 PM

Magorn: Reminds me of that old story of the guy who makes a deal witht he devil for a magic pocket watch that allows him to Stop time at his single happiest moment. Of Course the man almost uses it a bucnh of times but always stops and asks himself, is this really THE perfect moment? and always wonders if he can't do better , and thus dies with the watch unused. How often would you see something beautiful and wonder, "Well yes, but what If I see something even MORE awesome tomorrow"?


I also think it's an attempt to combat the ease of the digital age. When I used actual film, I was very careful of what I chose to take a picture of and cared about the setup and placement. Now with the delete key I can take hundreds of pictures without a care in the world.
 
2012-09-28 12:41:40 PM

Magorn: Reminds me of that old story of the guy who makes a deal witht he devil for a magic pocket watch that allows him to Stop time at his single happiest moment. Of Course the man almost uses it a bucnh of times but always stops and asks himself, is this really THE perfect moment? and always wonders if he can't do better , and thus dies with the watch unused. How often would you see something beautiful and wonder, "Well yes, but what If I see something even MORE awesome tomorrow"?


I tend to never take any skills in games that have long cooldowns because of this. Games with special ammo, yeah never end up using it. Potions and consumables? Same.
 
2012-09-28 12:43:44 PM

error 303: That's not art.

This is art.

And likely NSFW.


Haven't watched it all yet, but what kinda moron struggles THAT much with a can opener??
 
2012-09-28 12:44:50 PM

error 303: That's not art.

This is art.

And likely NSFW.


Mmmmm, SpaghettiOs
 
2012-09-28 12:47:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I'd take a picture of my hairy balls


wraith95: That's... kinda cool actually. You'd have to hire somebody to delete all the dudes jacking off, but neat idea otherwise.


Kind of what I was thinking. Bunch of dudes being told they can only take one photo, ever. "So... my dick it is, then."
But those folks are probably not lining up to use this app.
 
2012-09-28 01:11:27 PM

Grither: error 303: That's not art.

This is art.

And likely NSFW.

Haven't watched it all yet, but what kinda moron struggles THAT much with a can opener??


The kind of hipster that will rub shiat on themselves the "pee" or "cum"(hard to tell which she was going for) out spagetti O' fluid and really think it's some kind of art.
(note, her fingers don't go in her twat(despite appearances), they fish out the bladder stem out of her jeans, where she's stored the fluid. Hard to tell that's what the fluid is until she's wiping it up, then it's apparent.

What cracks me up is that she's pretty cute, but has that serious face the whole time(and is obviously a very mental hipster). In a more normal environment you may try to stick your dick in her...just try to remember..Never stick your dick in crazy.

Relatively Obscure: Smeggy Smurf: I'd take a picture of my hairy balls

wraith95: That's... kinda cool actually. You'd have to hire somebody to delete all the dudes jacking off, but neat idea otherwise.

Kind of what I was thinking. Bunch of dudes being told they can only take one photo, ever. "So... my dick it is, then."
But those folks are probably not lining up to use this app.


That's the obvious answer. The odds people will see it are higher than normal, as it's not washed out by the flood of other people's archives, it stands an equal chance as any other contributor.

Basic male drive at it's finest, yet misapplied, nature. Dick pictures =/= spreading of the seed.
 
2012-09-28 01:35:08 PM
Hmm
 
2012-09-28 01:45:07 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Magorn: Reminds me of that old story of the guy who makes a deal witht he devil for a magic pocket watch that allows him to Stop time at his single happiest moment. Of Course the man almost uses it a bucnh of times but always stops and asks himself, is this really THE perfect moment? and always wonders if he can't do better , and thus dies with the watch unused. How often would you see something beautiful and wonder, "Well yes, but what If I see something even MORE awesome tomorrow"?

I also think it's an attempt to combat the ease of the digital age. When I used actual film, I was very careful of what I chose to take a picture of and cared about the setup and placement. Now with the delete key I can take hundreds of pictures without a care in the world.


Interesting point. I went to Burning man for the first time in '99 with an APS camera and only 10 rolls of 36 exp film, by 2000 I'd upgraded to a 2 Mp digital. (Hey that was bleeding edge at the time)

Overall my filmed shots ARE better, probably because I was thinking about whether a particular shot was "worth" and exposure but some of my very best shots were digitial because I wasn;t worried about "wasting" a shot trying something strange or experimental.
 
2012-09-28 02:12:33 PM
This app should be built into every OS and all competing apps should be banned.
 
2012-09-28 03:24:15 PM

BarkingUnicorn: This app should be built into every OS and all competing apps should be banned.


Because only you deserve to do what you want with digital media? It's not like you're forced to consume the 4 billion mindless duck face pics people put out. Just parse over them. Or unfriendly them.
 
2012-09-28 04:11:27 PM

Relatively Obscure: Smeggy Smurf: I'd take a picture of my hairy balls

wraith95: That's... kinda cool actually. You'd have to hire somebody to delete all the dudes jacking off, but neat idea otherwise.

Kind of what I was thinking. Bunch of dudes being told they can only take one photo, ever. "So... my dick it is, then."
But those folks are probably not lining up to use this app.


No, the balls. There are dick and asshole pictures everywhere. Why not closeups of sweat covered hairy balls? I'll even make it "artistic" and include the scars. Don't ask.
 
2012-09-28 07:48:47 PM

error 303: That's not art.

This is art.

And likely NSFW.


1. What is this I don't even
2. The rarely seen early stages of a career in the rapidly growing "crazy homeless lady" field.
 
2012-09-28 08:28:15 PM
Good thing you can only have one twitter account.
 
2012-09-29 12:35:11 AM

error 303: That's not art.

This is art.

And likely NSFW.


Watching the audience was just as interesting. They were trying so hard to outdo each other in earnestness.
 
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