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(BBC)   Megan Stammers f-f-f-found in France   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 45
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2012-09-28 11:36:58 AM
Awful lot of attention on a 15 yr old runaway.
 
2012-09-28 11:37:08 AM
F-f-f-f-fark, that's a well d-d-d-d-developed f-f-f-f-fifteen year old
 
2012-09-28 11:38:35 AM
I'd hit it.
I'd teacher a few things
Je vais avoir un siège là-bas.
 
2012-09-28 11:41:08 AM

pottie: F-f-f-f-fark, that's a well d-d-d-d-developed f-f-f-f-fifteen year old


Hey, it's child abduction. She can't possibly have been a willing party in this, even though nearly picture of her shows her acting completely at ease with her 'kidnapper', and there's no way at all she would show of her gigantic cleavage in nearly every picture of her, what with her being a minor, legally mentally incapale of making such decisions of her own free will
 
2012-09-28 11:41:30 AM
Police are now interviewing the victim to determine how much of what daddy couldn't say she had learned, and how fast.
 
2012-09-28 11:41:37 AM
I'm not saying I approve of the teacher's actions, but I understand them after viewing the evidence in the article.
 
2012-09-28 11:43:55 AM
Oh, you English are *so* superior, aren't you?

Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U-S of A. to protect you? I'll tell you! The smallest farking province in the Russian Empire, that's what!
 
2012-09-28 11:44:16 AM
For some, once is worth a lifetime.
 
2012-09-28 11:45:56 AM
Fine wine, fine girl, fine scenery.

Fine while it lasted.
 
2012-09-28 11:49:36 AM
30 / 2 + 7 = 22

16 is too young.

/however, if you're old enough to drive to my house you're old enough to spend the night amirite?
 
2012-09-28 11:51:20 AM
Near the cccccathcart towers?
 
2012-09-28 11:55:59 AM
Sacre bleu! You know zat he tapped zat assss!
 
2012-09-28 11:56:06 AM
She has been banged seven ways from Sunday by now. She is a little on the chubby side, but I would give her some more instruction in shall we say an advance course.
 
2012-09-28 11:58:07 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-28 11:58:51 AM
Thank god. I was afraid that maybe K-k-k-k-ken was c-c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-k-kill her.
 
2012-09-28 12:02:15 PM
www.laughness.com
 
2012-09-28 12:04:16 PM
+1
 
2012-09-28 12:04:44 PM
Well. That was fast. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty,

blogs.houstonpress.com

/hot
 
2012-09-28 12:08:32 PM
The smallest farking province in the Russian empire?
 
2012-09-28 12:08:34 PM
Was she talking about her g-g-g-generation?
 
2012-09-28 12:17:02 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The smallest farking province in the Russian empire?


You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fark-face, dickhead, asshole!

/If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking *German!* Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles..."
 
2012-09-28 12:32:40 PM
A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.
 
2012-09-28 12:35:17 PM
Roger Daltrey, Phil Collins, David Bowie, and Huey Lewis unavailable for comment.
 
2012-09-28 12:36:23 PM
And George Thorogood has stated that he's here to tell us it could have been bad.
 
2012-09-28 12:38:08 PM

Thorn: Thank god. I was afraid that maybe K-k-k-k-ken was c-c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-k-kill her.


Tiny fist.
 
2012-09-28 12:43:06 PM
Like good french wine. Let that age another few years.

/that rack is legal right?
 
2012-09-28 12:49:21 PM

EyeballKid: Roger Daltrey, Phil Collins, David Bowie, and Huey Lewis AND Randy Bachman unavailable for comment.

 
2012-09-28 12:54:03 PM
W-well, we'll all-- always h-have Sussex.
 
2012-09-28 12:56:19 PM
Johnny Hammer, had a terrible st-st-st-ststammer
He could hardly s-s-say a word
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now's he's seen, but never heard

We'll drink a drink a drink
To lily the pink the pink the pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Mosr efficacious in every case
 
2012-09-28 12:57:32 PM

Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.


Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?
 
2012-09-28 01:02:15 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.

Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?


Parents. Can't deprive people of their property... er, progeny.
 
2012-09-28 01:10:19 PM
All I can say is that Megan Stammers is a silly bunt for getting caught so quickly. Wouldn't we all like to be run down in France eventually but not too soon?

Wait a tick. English schoolgirl. Goes missing mysteriously. Found in France. Looks like a high end Emo that got over it in the summer vacation.

Is she by an chance a St. Trinian's gel?

Damn, I love Ronald Searle. Nobody understood little girls better than him, not even Maurice Chevalier. I have many of his books, even those which do not involve a lot of gambling, booze, drugs, sex, violence, mayhem, crime and murder, such as his war time cartoons of trench life.

But he really was one of the great cartoonists on the subjects of cats and women and other beastliness.

Huzzah! Hip-hip-hurrah! Chomdeley Beazily is a beastly swot!

Bang! Fertang! Oh, I am as deaded as Eccles the Schoolboy.
 
2012-09-28 01:20:27 PM
Cute white girls play big in brit media too? I guess U.K. teachers can't afford aruba.

Abducted? Riiight.
 
2012-09-28 01:40:50 PM
Will she ever going to get to France?
 
2012-09-28 01:44:13 PM

jiggitysmith: Well. That was fast. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty,

[blogs.houstonpress.com image 703x480]

/hot


bom bom bom..
 
2012-09-28 02:06:49 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.

Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?


But she's a child! A baby. Of course that poor inoccent child is a victim here. Because she's under 18 she can't possibly be held a responsbile for her actions, she had no idea what she was doing. It's almost like she went out to buy skittles and ended up in France with a 30yr old!!

/he was her teacher tho, that makes it a bit more farked up :(
 
2012-09-28 02:47:12 PM
 
2012-09-28 03:25:55 PM

KrustyKitten: Agent Smiths Laugh: Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.

Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?

But she's a child! A baby. Of course that poor inoccent child is a victim here. Because she's under 18 she can't possibly be held a responsbile for her actions, she had no idea what she was doing. It's almost like she went out to buy skittles and ended up in France with a 30yr old!!

/he was her teacher tho, that makes it a bit more farked up :(


Not really. It's just one more subjective standard.
 
2012-09-28 03:35:32 PM

KrustyKitten: Agent Smiths Laugh: Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.

Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?

But she's a child! A baby. Of course that poor inoccent child is a victim here. Because she's under 18 she can't possibly be held a responsbile for her actions, she had no idea what she was doing. It's almost like she went out to buy skittles and ended up in France with a 30yr old!!

/he was her teacher tho, that makes it a bit more farked up :(


(OhWaitYoureSerious.jpg)
 
2012-09-28 04:22:14 PM
Happy ending, except perhaps for the teacher, pretty much as I figured.

I'm not allowed to notice she's hot at 15, but I do appreciate excellent looking female forms of all ages.
 
2012-09-28 05:03:48 PM
B-B-B-B-Bravo S-S-S-S-Subby!!!!
 
2012-09-28 06:24:33 PM
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n fifteen
 
2012-09-28 06:37:48 PM

hdhale: I'm not allowed to notice she's hot at 15, but I do appreciate excellent looking female forms of all ages.


Is there a difference between noticing that she's hot and appreciating her female form?
 
2012-09-28 06:43:57 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: KrustyKitten: Agent Smiths Laugh: Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.

Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?

But she's a child! A baby. Of course that poor inoccent child is a victim here. Because she's under 18 she can't possibly be held a responsbile for her actions, she had no idea what she was doing. It's almost like she went out to buy skittles and ended up in France with a 30yr old!!

/he was her teacher tho, that makes it a bit more farked up :(

Not really. It's just one more subjective standard.


In the UK you are in deep trouble if you are in a position of authority and sleep with someone under 18 in your control.

16 is standard age of consent.

Live with it.

If you make the decision to be a teacher then you have to avoid farking your pupils. Not only is it illegal, you will never work again.

It's just common sense.
 
2012-09-28 07:55:59 PM

Pert: Agent Smiths Laugh: KrustyKitten: Agent Smiths Laugh: Gilligann: A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said the pair were "safe and well" and added: "Arrangements will now be made for Megan and Jeremy's safe return."

The article makes it sound like the abductor is a victim in all this.

Stop. Breathe.

Now.

What makes you think there actually are any victims in this?

But she's a child! A baby. Of course that poor inoccent child is a victim here. Because she's under 18 she can't possibly be held a responsbile for her actions, she had no idea what she was doing. It's almost like she went out to buy skittles and ended up in France with a 30yr old!!

/he was her teacher tho, that makes it a bit more farked up :(

Not really. It's just one more subjective standard.

In the UK you are in deep trouble if you are in a position of authority and sleep with someone under 18 in your control.

16 is standard age of consent.

Live with it.

If you make the decision to be a teacher then you have to avoid farking your pupils. Not only is it illegal, you will never work again.

It's just common sense.


generally not a good thing to jab things in the eye ball

pascoeye.com
 
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