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2003-11-26 01:03:33 PM  
Kevin Smith is sipping his spoon into THAT? WTF? There is no justice.
 
2003-11-26 01:05:19 PM  
Tanj indeed.

I'd quit making movies and take a stab at making babies.
 
2003-11-26 01:48:14 PM  
Who the fark is Kevin Smith?

And what does he do to get some good lookin' booger like that?
 
2003-11-26 02:37:55 PM  
Kevin Smith made Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike back.

Respect the man - he makes great movies, is overweight, and has a HOT wife like that. Man deserves respect.
 
2003-11-26 02:45:47 PM  
And I believe he's already had a baby with her.
 
2003-11-26 03:36:08 PM  
Boy, I'll bet little Harley will be real popular with all the little boys when she starts going to school, and so proud of her mama!
 
2003-11-26 03:39:49 PM  
Great. I already get "Dude you look like Kevin Smith" all the time. And he has a hot wife too?

Wait, am I complaining about this? Nevermind. I'm the second luckiest bastard on earth.
 
2003-11-26 04:12:06 PM  
Great movies? Mmmmmmmmmm no. Good movies? Yeah, ok, most of the time. "The Godfather" was great. "Mallrats" was... arguably good.
 
2003-11-26 04:12:09 PM  
I met her at an OLIVIA book signing at the Words and Pictures Museum.
She is really wicked farking hot!

But she's no Jill Hennessy.
 
2003-11-26 04:12:22 PM  
Comic Book Guy says:

worst luck ever. Sigh.
 
2003-11-26 04:13:05 PM  
You got a hot wife, Lunchbox.
 
2003-11-26 04:13:17 PM  
They should have gotten the chick who ripped that mean fart to get naked.
 
2003-11-26 04:13:26 PM  
And he didn't get a chick like that in RedBank, NJ, I'll tell ya that...
 
2003-11-26 04:15:22 PM  
fark it. I'm maxin out the credit and making me a low quality movie about my shiatty dead-end job.
 
2003-11-26 04:15:44 PM  
2003-11-26 04:13:26 PM BrockWillowcrest


And he didn't get a chick like that in RedBank, NJ, I'll tell ya that...



Is that sarcasm? Does that mean his wife is nasty? I can't tell anymore.....
 
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2003-11-26 04:17:09 PM  
fark it. I'm maxin out the credit and making me a low quality movie about my shiatty dead-end job.

You'd end up with sloppy seconds.

[image from e-t-r.net too old to be available]
 
2003-11-26 04:17:34 PM  
See even geeks can get hot chicks, provided they have lots of money.
 
2003-11-26 04:17:37 PM  
The only thing you're getting in RedBank, NJ is a nasty-ass case of crabs.
 
2003-11-26 04:17:54 PM  
Bukharin, I was looking for you yesterday on the occasion of Jill's birthday.
 
2003-11-26 04:18:30 PM  
Further evidence that all a fat ugly guy needs is lots of money.

[tony montana]

"Firs' you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

[/tony montana]

Dang I wish I had money.
 
2003-11-26 04:19:18 PM  
NotoriousW.O.P

Hey...
I was in the lone boobie thread.

BTW... Why if FARK so stingy on the boobie threads?
 
2003-11-26 04:19:25 PM  
Snoogins

On a side note:
_,
Curse you for temporarily blinding me!
 
2003-11-26 04:19:30 PM  
It's a wonder I ever found a wife at all

Few truer words have ever been spoken.
 
2003-11-26 04:19:56 PM  
_

You give me too much credit. Thirds, at best, is what I would get. But it's still better than being number 38, especially after that low-life Snowball.

"37????"
 
2003-11-26 04:21:18 PM  
I'mShocked: See jdave34's comments...

But you can also get a bag of chips and a coke at the store and then pick up a video next door...
 
2003-11-26 04:21:26 PM  
I remember thinking that she wasn't all that when I saw Jay and Silent Bob strike back. After seeing this, I think it was the other 3 drawing attention from her.

Good job, Kev.
 
2003-11-26 04:21:45 PM  
First Kevin Eastmen is tagging Julie Strain, now Kevin Smith has got a superhottie too.

perhaps the translation was botched. perhaps it was:
and the -geek- shall inherit the earth.
 
2003-11-26 04:21:59 PM  
In a row??
 
2003-11-26 04:23:39 PM  
RE: 2003-11-26 04:12:09 PM

I was confusing Kevin Eastman for Kevin SMith.
I apologise, I dont know the broad in the link above.
 
2003-11-26 04:25:36 PM  
$Superman==$manofsteel;

$Kevin Smith==$manofmarshmallow;
 
2003-11-26 04:28:11 PM  
Am I supposed to care who Kevin Smith is or is he another guy whose 15 minutes are about up? If he's an actor, perhaps he can scoop up on some of the work Jonathan Brandis left behind.
 
2003-11-26 04:29:28 PM  
Way to pay attention, ScreaminSteve...
 
2003-11-26 04:29:50 PM  
Btw it is reasonably safe for work - the only NSFW part is if you click the thumbnail in which case you get to view some rather nice nipples.
 
2003-11-26 04:31:46 PM  
Actually it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK - ignore my previous comment. I just noticed her skirt is very short. God I must be turning gay, didn't notice that at first!
 
2003-11-26 04:31:54 PM  
Mark_UK: Look south of the border.
 
2003-11-26 04:32:05 PM  
I'd hit it.

[image from haque.net too old to be available]
 
2003-11-26 04:32:56 PM  
Bukharin You mean to tell me that you are the only male on the internet that cannot find porn by himself? Amazing.
 
2003-11-26 04:33:17 PM  
Yup...even with X-ray eyes.

[image from haque.net too old to be available]
 
2003-11-26 04:33:29 PM  
If you're a fan of kevin Smith you really need to check out "An Evening with Kevin Smith". Really great DVD of him speaking on college campuses. He explains how they got together, it's a really funny story.

That said, daaaaaaaaaaaaayum! That is one supa fly hottie.
 
2003-11-26 04:33:35 PM  
Kevin Smith's wife was 'Missy' in J&SB strike back. Which is stunning really, cuz in that movie she did -not- look hot. of course, maybe that's because she was next to Ali Larter, Eliza Dushku and Shannon Elizabeth.

fyi: they named their daughter 'Harley Quinn' Smith. How's that for dedication to being geek? brings a tear to my dork-eye.
 
2003-11-26 04:33:50 PM  
Go watch "An Evening With Kevin Smith" Best.DVD.Ever
 
2003-11-26 04:34:21 PM  
Jeff

I can find plenty of porn, but at work I am limited to what the god FARK can provide.
 
2003-11-26 04:35:17 PM  
Kevin Smith is sooooo overrated.
 
2003-11-26 04:35:36 PM  
My first Fark post. Kevin Smith is great. I heard all about how he met his wife, and their first tryst, in detail on "An Evening with Kevin Smith". I had no idea how hot she was. Damn!

Snoochie-Boochies!
 
2003-11-26 04:36:03 PM  
Actually, from what I understand, she is from LA, not Joizey.
 
2003-11-26 04:36:31 PM  
thats one hot MILF
IMDB - Bio: Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
5' 10" (1.78 m)
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Spouse
Kevin Smith (25 April 1999 - present) 1 child

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Trivia
Mother of Harley Quinn Smith

Married to writer/director Kevin Smith.

Former journalist for USA Today. Met her husband, Kevin Smith, via an interview with him.

Was photographed by her husband Kevin Smith for Playboy's 50th Anniversary, to be released in December 2003


shes on the left

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2003-11-26 04:37:02 PM  
I bet Christopher Reeve is pissed
 
2003-11-26 04:37:05 PM  
Kevin Smith--the movies he does are shiat, aswell as the comics he does
 
2003-11-26 04:37:08 PM  
[image from hemisphere.nl too old to be available]

Man of steel welded to his cross.
Lex Caeser laugh too many boss.
 
2003-11-26 04:37:11 PM  
one farking photo - is that it!
 
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