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(KnoxNews)   University of Tennessee fraternity brother denies "butt-chugging," despite bloody evidence and injuries to his rectum when hospitalized. Um, dude, I think I would go ahead and stick with the butt-chugging story if I were you. Just sayin'   (knoxnews.com) divider line 112
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2012-09-28 09:32:28 AM  
"In front of the door there was an empty plastic bag," UT police Sgt. Angela O'Neal wrote. "There was bloodstained tissues on the sink, the sink counter top and the floor. I observed two of the toilet stalls had blood on the floor. ... "There was a plastic bag with a pink wine in front of the couch and a red solo cup containing this same liquid."

Are you certain it was a Solo cup, and not a Dixie cup or some other brand?
 
2012-09-28 09:33:19 AM  
People like this should lose the right to purchase, posses, or consume alcohol.
 
2012-09-28 09:38:28 AM  

Aarontology: People like this should lose the right to purchase, posses, or consume alcohol.


To be fair, whenever he applies for a job and someone Googles him, he has to face this story, so I think that's punishment enough.
 
2012-09-28 09:39:33 AM  

Generation_D: "In front of the door there was an empty plastic bag," UT police Sgt. Angela O'Neal wrote. "There was bloodstained tissues on the sink, the sink counter top and the floor. I observed two of the toilet stalls had blood on the floor. ... "There was a plastic bag with a pink wine in front of the couch and a red solo cup containing this same liquid."

Are you certain it was a Solo cup, and not a Dixie cup or some other brand?


No... it was just a single cup, sitting there with no other red cups nearby.
 
2012-09-28 09:39:54 AM  

naughtyrev: Aarontology: People like this should lose the right to purchase, posses, or consume alcohol.

To be fair, whenever he applies for a job and someone Googles him, he has to face this story, so I think that's punishment enough.


Good point. I hadn't thought of that.

Unless the guy hiring was in the same kind of frat. "Oh, you're the ass chugger guy? My chapter made me walk around with my dick in an Everclear bottle"
 
2012-09-28 09:42:47 AM  
What kind of wine goes with butt chugging?

Rose?

Shiraz?

Riesling?
 
2012-09-28 09:44:05 AM  
Furthermore, does the type of wine depend on what I previously ate? Like if I ate Taco Bell hours ago I'd need a red but Long John Silver's means I'd need a white?
 
2012-09-28 09:44:11 AM  

Shostie: What kind of wine goes with butt chugging?

Rose?

Shiraz?

Riesling?


Assti Spewmanti
 
2012-09-28 09:44:20 AM  
I have enjoyed watching our local news anchors trying to report on this story.

/such a strange mixture of awkward discomfort and shame...like someone just stuck a ciphon and a wine bag up their butt
 
2012-09-28 09:45:05 AM  
Oddly enough, I think we named a pledge "Butt Chugger" back in the day. And we never even stuck things in their asses.
 
2012-09-28 09:46:55 AM  
FTFA: He tried to explain bloodstains found throughout the Pike house as the result of a fight, according to a report.

I'd love to hear how that fight got started.

"OK, pal, it's go time. Drop your pants. I'm going to punch you right in the asshole with a box of wine!"
 
2012-09-28 09:47:17 AM  

kid_icarus: I have enjoyed watching our local news anchors trying to report on this story.


Say... don't Kathy Lee and Hoda drink on their show? Because, you know...
 
2012-09-28 09:50:41 AM  
University of Tennessee fraternity brother denies "butt-chugging," despite bloody evidence and injuries to his rectum when hospitalized.

Sounds like he's got a career in law enforcement.
 
2012-09-28 09:51:49 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: He tried to explain bloodstains found throughout the Pike house as the result of a fight, according to a report.

I'd love to hear how that fight got started.

"OK, pal, it's go time. Drop your pants. I'm going to punch you right in the asshole with a box of wine!"


Man, I miss college.
 
2012-09-28 09:53:29 AM  

Shostie: Furthermore, does the type of wine depend on what I previously ate? Like if I ate Taco Bell hours ago I'd need a red but Long John Silver's means I'd need a white?


Yes, it still follows the general rule of thumb.

Red with beef and game. White with poultry and fish. Box O' with assplay.
 
2012-09-28 09:54:01 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-09-28 09:58:51 AM  
Everybody, say hi to Butt Chugger. Butt Chugger, meet Fark.

i595.photobucket.com

Damn, how bad is your life in the shiatter (pun intended) if someone does a GIS for 'butt chugger' and the result is a bunch of hits of your picture? However, his mug does scream out "There is a foreign object in my ass right now."

As a side note, a search for 'butt chugger' wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Still, I don't recommend going down that path.
 
2012-09-28 10:00:09 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: However, his mug does scream out "There is a foreign object in my ass right now

and I think I might be enjoying it."
 
2012-09-28 10:00:16 AM  

Shostie: What kind of wine goes with butt chugging?

Rose?

Shiraz?

Riesling?


One if 98 varieties of Malbec. It's from Argentenia.

You've probably never heard of it.
 
2012-09-28 10:00:25 AM  
Investigators didn't buy it, particularly given injuries to Broughton's rectum and a bloody mess found in the Pike house restroom.

I find it disconcerting that a student in college can't even give himself an enema correctly. (Sarcasm.) I mean, you can buy real enema's at the drug store to self administer by yourself. If you read the idiot proof instructions, you don't rip up your innards. What were they using as a tube? Copper pipe?

I've started thinking that from puberty until around age 26, especially for males, chronic stupidity is natures way of culling the herd. (Example: beer pong.) If they manage to make it to 30, nature decides it's done it's job and installs some common sense.
 
2012-09-28 10:03:09 AM  

Rik01: What were they using as a tube? Copper pipe?


Schedule 80 PVC.
 
2012-09-28 10:04:47 AM  

Rik01: Investigators didn't buy it, particularly given injuries to Broughton's rectum and a bloody mess found in the Pike house restroom.

I find it disconcerting that a student in college can't even give himself an enema correctly. (Sarcasm.) I mean, you can buy real enema's at the drug store to self administer by yourself. If you read the idiot proof instructions, you don't rip up your innards. What were they using as a tube? Copper pipe?

I've started thinking that from puberty until around age 26, especially for males, chronic stupidity is natures way of culling the herd. (Example: beer pong.) If they manage to make it to 30, nature decides it's done it's job and installs some common sense.


I'm 36, man. The women in my life would like to know when that common sense part shows up.
 
2012-09-28 10:08:14 AM  

the_rev: kid_icarus: I have enjoyed watching our local news anchors trying to report on this story.

Say... don't Kathy Lee and Hoda drink on their show? Because, you know...


Yeah, they're two ole' booze hounds. I'm sure they've tried it up the butt before.
 
2012-09-28 10:10:14 AM  

kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: I have enjoyed watching our local news anchors trying to report on this story.

Say... don't Kathy Lee and Hoda drink on their show? Because, you know...

Yeah, they're two ole' booze hounds. I'm sure they've tried it up the butt before.


Two girls one box.
 
2012-09-28 10:11:44 AM  
Franzia is asswine.
Is it really underage drinking if they stick it up their ass? Technicality I know.
 
2012-09-28 10:12:56 AM  

Diogenes: kid_icarus: the_rev: kid_icarus: I have enjoyed watching our local news anchors trying to report on this story.

Say... don't Kathy Lee and Hoda drink on their show? Because, you know...

Yeah, they're two ole' booze hounds. I'm sure they've tried it up the butt before.

Two girls one box.


Ha. I like where this thread is going...

/whatwhat
 
2012-09-28 10:15:31 AM  
LOL. Frats are go gay. Their parties did attract the girls though. Good times.
 
2012-09-28 10:19:14 AM  

the_rev: Generation_D: "In front of the door there was an empty plastic bag," UT police Sgt. Angela O'Neal wrote. "There was bloodstained tissues on the sink, the sink counter top and the floor. I observed two of the toilet stalls had blood on the floor. ... "There was a plastic bag with a pink wine in front of the couch and a red solo cup containing this same liquid."

Are you certain it was a Solo cup, and not a Dixie cup or some other brand?

No... it was just a single cup, sitting there with no other red cups nearby.


Well thats my point exactly. Solo Cup should protect its brand better. Unless it finds viral marketing potential in being associated with Butt Chugging. Solo, the Butt Chuggers Favorite Red Party Cup.
 
2012-09-28 10:31:08 AM  
Alcohol enemas are a good way to die. The alcohol goes right into your blood without going through your stomach or liver first.
 
2012-09-28 10:32:58 AM  
What is it with frat houses and homo-erotic behavior?
 
2012-09-28 10:36:06 AM  
Yeah...if there was a bunch of blood and anal injury I'm thinking that wine wasn't the only thing he was taking up his ass that night.
 
2012-09-28 10:36:53 AM  

the_rev: Say... don't Kathy Lee and Hoda drink on their show? Because, you know...


Way ahead of you. We're discussing giving them colostomy bags with pinot noir in them.
 
2012-09-28 10:37:03 AM  
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Butt chugs are a gateway to....



/buh-buh-buh-butt chugs, buh-buh-buh-butt chugs...
 
2012-09-28 10:38:40 AM  

kid_icarus: I have enjoyed watching our local news anchors trying to report on this story.


Seriously, though, a couple of them deserve Emmy awards for doing this with a straight face.
 
2012-09-28 10:38:55 AM  
It was just rough sex?
 
2012-09-28 10:39:48 AM  
Don't get the appeal of the booze enema thing. It isn't like getting drunk is THAT difficult.

For the record, in certain running circles one may hear the term "butt chug". It does not involve an enema. It is the drinking of beer that has been poured down another runners buttcrack.
 
2012-09-28 10:39:53 AM  

Aarontology: People like this should lose the right to purchase, posses, or consume alcohol.


What? Oh hell no. The overall benefit to the population would be catastrophic. There's a good reason there are no warning labels on alcohol that say "do not administer via anus or vagina." We need these people to die so our species can evolve.
 
2012-09-28 10:42:31 AM  
Stunt drinking 101: Never assume the cap is a twist-off.
 
2012-09-28 10:42:49 AM  
Shake: "That is the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown!!!"

I'm back in school after 20 years off, and I'm amazed these guys still exist. No, I'm not.
 
2012-09-28 10:43:37 AM  
Greek?
 
2012-09-28 10:44:18 AM  
Fraternities are just bath houses with Greek letters and backward hats.
 
2012-09-28 10:45:01 AM  

vernonFL: Alcohol enemas are a good way to die. The alcohol goes right into your blood without going through your stomach or liver first.


Well, alcohol from your stomach goes straight to you bloodstream first too, and not the liver...but otherwise THIS.

Also, PIKE's? Figures.

Also, also: those confused about the anal injuries - I assume they (tried to) shoved the spigot from the wine bag in their leather starfish.
 
2012-09-28 10:45:55 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: What is it with frat houses and homo-erotic behavior?


Republican training ground.
 
2012-09-28 10:48:11 AM  
University of Tennessee fraternity brother denies "butt-chugging," despite bloody evidence and injuries to his rectum when hospitalized.

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/ just sayin...
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2012-09-28 10:49:19 AM  

fireclown: For the record, in certain running circles one may hear the term "butt chug". It does not involve an enema. It is the drinking of beer that has been poured down another runners buttcrack.


I did not need to know that.
 
2012-09-28 10:49:55 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-28 10:51:53 AM  

the_rev: Shostie: What kind of wine goes with butt chugging?

Rose?

Shiraz?

Riesling?

Assti Spewmanti


Cardbordeaux
 
2012-09-28 10:52:45 AM  
There's a new alarming trend here
A hazing that can make you die
And at the blackout parties in Knoxville,
They're f**ked up and they'll tell you why

They've done butt chugs
They love butt chugs
Buh-buh-buh butt chugs
Buh-buh-buh butt chugs

You can chug any form of low-end booze
Like Franzia! Now, that's the ticket!
Ask a Pike House pledge, and he'll show you
Exactly where to stick it

They've done butt chugs
They love butt chugs
Buh-buh-buh butt chugs
Buh-buh-buh butt chugs
 
2012-09-28 10:53:49 AM  
I am not familiar with the phenomenon of "butt-chugging." But the symptoms sound remarkably similar to what's going to happen to the U. of Tennessee's football team tomorrow afternoon.

/go dawgs!
 
2012-09-28 10:55:50 AM  
"In front of the door there was an empty plastic bag," UT police Sgt. Angela O'Neal wrote. "There was bloodstained tissues on the sink, the sink counter top and the floor. I observed two of the toilet stalls had blood on the floor. ... "There was a plastic bag with a pink wine in front of the couch and a red solo cup containing this same liquid."

10 guys one red solo cup

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