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(Hernando Today)   Not News: Man steals check. News: Man tries to deposit check and the machine keeps his card. Fark: Man shoots bank with a stolen gun while directly across the street from the sheriff's station, tries to steal the ATM using his car and seat belt   (www2.hernandotoday.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, seat belts, police stations, Police Chief George Turner  
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2012-09-28 12:15:33 PM  
Not News:Man tries to deposit check and the machine keeps his card.

Why is this not news?
 
2012-09-28 12:20:01 PM  

drongozone: Not News:Man tries to deposit check and the machine keeps his card.

Why is this not news?


Happens often enough and there are things you can do to get this fixed?
 
2012-09-28 12:25:20 PM  
Shahid Mohammed Kalam

TERRORIST ATTACK!!!
 
2012-09-28 12:25:56 PM  
Well, it worked in Borderlands.
 
2012-09-28 12:28:28 PM  
Really, who here hasn't done this at least once in their lives? Hands?
 
2012-09-28 12:29:21 PM  

drongozone: Not News:Man tries to deposit check and the machine keeps his card.

Why is this not news?


Read the headline again.
 
2012-09-28 12:30:53 PM  

drongozone: Not News:Man tries to deposit check and the machine keeps his card.

Why is this not news?


Headline reads: Not News: Man steals check.
Unless the headline was corrected...
 
2012-09-28 12:33:31 PM  

StaleCoffee: Well, it worked in Borderlands.


You need some skag spit first
 
2012-09-28 12:33:48 PM  
That wasn't very Christian of him.
 
2012-09-28 12:34:31 PM  
Jailarity ensues.
 
2012-09-28 12:38:00 PM  
The plan was going fine until he called his woman a skank one too many times
 
2012-09-28 12:44:58 PM  
He shouted "Allah Akbar" as he shot the ATM.
 
2012-09-28 12:45:08 PM  
Why do people always focus on the negative. If you want to be happy, find that ray of sunshine in anything you see: At least he was using his seatbelt!
 
2012-09-28 12:49:57 PM  
Florida's a hell of a drug.
 
2012-09-28 12:53:23 PM  
How did the ATM accept the check if he used an expired card with the wrong PIN?
 
2012-09-28 12:54:26 PM  
You never go ATM
 
2012-09-28 01:01:21 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Really, who here hasn't done this at least once in their lives? Hands?


Only once?
 
2012-09-28 01:04:42 PM  
At least he was using his seatbelt
 
2012-09-28 01:15:06 PM  
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Not what I was looking for, but
 
2012-09-28 01:43:41 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 850x595]
Not what I was looking for, but


WTF? Some kind of weird shop?
 
2012-09-28 01:46:33 PM  
I still don't know why.

Why did the old lady swallow that fly?
 
2012-09-28 01:53:19 PM  
Wow, oh wow. I'm not sure this has ever happened to me before but I think I finally got drane bamage from a Fark link. Normally, I could take the Florida tag at face value, but subby's headline was so .. so... compellingly tilted towards the stupid that I just had to see it for myself. This is beyond weapon grade stupid. This is anti-matter stupid, higgs boson grade stupid. this is universe threatening grade stupid. to combine with the fact that it is a presidential election year and I just may have to conclude that the mayans didn't just run out of money to make more new calendars, and are right after all.

/subby, through no fault of your own, this has caused me to lose the will to live

//too bad there isn't a 1-800-LAWYERS number I can call to sue for the anguish caused by this perp's disastrously dangerous stupidity

///see, it's even infected me with victimitis
 
2012-09-28 02:20:51 PM  

Gyrfalcon: WTF? Some kind of weird shop?


Something something hax ATMs something something.
 
2012-09-28 03:20:28 PM  
Is it just me, or is stealing a .25 caliber pistol the dumbest of his actions?

Since most of you guys here are not gun-literate, let me draw some comparisons between your average .25 ACP pistol/round and a Wii console and a controller:

1. Both pistol and console cost about the same.
2. .25 ACP ammo boxes cost about as much as a Wii controller.
3. In many documented cases, a Wii controller demolished an LCD TV; in at least one case, the .25 round couldn't even make it past the outer layer of glass.

He'd have been better off tossing a controller at the bank?
 
2012-09-28 03:44:50 PM  

FuzedBox: Is it just me, or is stealing a .25 caliber pistol the dumbest of his actions?

Since most of you guys here are not gun-literate, let me draw some comparisons between your average .25 ACP pistol/round and a Wii console and a controller:

1. Both pistol and console cost about the same.
2. .25 ACP ammo boxes cost about as much as a Wii controller.
3. In many documented cases, a Wii controller demolished an LCD TV; in at least one case, the .25 round couldn't even make it past the outer layer of glass.

He'd have been better off tossing a controller at the bank?


But his did slag damage.
 
2012-09-28 07:21:48 PM  
FTA: Police: Man shot empty bank




*spidey pic* "How Do I shot Bank?"
 
2012-09-28 08:08:36 PM  
lol, I wasn't sure if it meant a tick or a cheque, you Amoricans
 
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