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(LiveLeak)   There's nothing like the sound of a dumbass gasping for air after getting the wind knocked out of him, because of a rope swing fail   ( divider line
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7009 clicks; posted to Video » on 28 Sep 2012 at 2:23 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-28 12:19:46 PM  
8 votes:
It's Tard-zan, Lord of the Bungle!
2012-09-28 02:25:30 PM  
4 votes:
Tard, Tard
Tard of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be.
Watch out for that tree.

Tard, Tard,
Tard of the Jungle,
Lives a life that's free.
Watch out for that tree.
2012-09-30 02:22:56 AM  
1 vote:

PacManDreaming: digitalrain: and yeah, I made croak-y sea lionish noises

As someone who suffers from extreme Schadenfreude, I'm sitting here laughing at you.

Seeing little kids find out the hard way that the laws of physics can't be repealed and that they're equally merciless to young an old alike is rather entertaining(as long as no one is truly hurt or permanently disabled). Several times, I've found myself giggling uncontrollably while thinking about some stupid and painful thing I did as a child.

One of my favorite memories of personal stupidity involved the cast metal "six shooters"(here's a photo of me with them) I had gotten for Christmas. For some really not-so-bright reason, I decided to see what would happen if I cocked the hammer back and put the web of my hand in the action. Anyway, I'm sitting in the floor with this gun pinching the EVER-LOVING SH*T out of my hand and the only thing I can do is scream my head off. I'm sure dogs living six states away could hear me. Fortunately, my Grandad heard me and came and got the gun off my hand. I'm pretty sure his first thought upon hearing my screams of agony was "Now what's the little retard done to himself?". 

It's been 39 years and I can still tell you what it felt like.

I feel your pain. I was folding up a short cheap metal stepladder and simultaneously pinched the web of both my hands in the folding brace part. I didn't do it halfway either, I folded those bad boys onto my hands tight. I had to half trot (hard to run with a stepladder welded to the web of your hand) across the street to the neighbors and stand outside their house yelling for them to come rescue me. Man that hurt like a muther.
2012-09-29 12:21:25 AM  
1 vote:

FarkinSneakyBastage: The absolute smallest shred of sympathy I possibly could've felt for this a$$clown was demolished when I saw the ear buds.

And a one, and a two, and a ching chong THIS!
2012-09-29 12:06:39 AM  
1 vote:

the opposite of charity is justice: Is there something weird with the camera lens?

Dude hit his head so hard, the camera was feeling it...
2012-09-28 02:12:03 PM  
1 vote:
My only complaint is his agony seemed to be too short lived.
2012-09-28 01:08:35 PM  
1 vote:
Dude needs to get together and go bowling with the Grape Lady. They'd be perfect together.
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