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(Medical Xpress)   Suspected "vomiting virus" sickens 4,000 German kids, inspires at least twice that many viral videos   (medicalxpress.com) divider line 33
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2012-09-28 10:20:19 AM  
Robert-Koch-Institut warnt vor Tomaten, Gurken und Salat

Yeah, it's the raw tomatoes, cucumbers and salad that will get you every time.
 
2012-09-28 12:21:19 PM  
And three fad diets.

/Too soon?
 
2012-09-28 12:23:32 PM  
sh*iza
/other exit
 
2012-09-28 12:24:44 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-28 12:25:40 PM  
I bet there's a lucrative market for barfing schoolkid videos in Germany. Another great idea I won't pursue...
 
2012-09-28 12:26:38 PM  
meghanandtommy.com
 
2012-09-28 12:28:40 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: [meghanandtommy.com image 828x464]


Dammit, too slow
 
2012-09-28 12:28:41 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-28 12:30:07 PM  
I put on my vinyl gas mask and get into the bathtub
 
2012-09-28 12:30:25 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: [i41.tinypic.com image 650x353]


I was going to post that......WAFER THIN!!!!
 
2012-09-28 12:32:57 PM  

ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [i41.tinypic.com image 650x353]

I was going to post that......WAFER THIN!!!!


I've been on the ball this morning. Haven't even had my coffee.
 
2012-09-28 12:40:45 PM  
Pukinitus outbreak. Or as we call it in the US public schools, any day ending in Y during the months of November through April.

/yeah yeah, I got that this was food-borne
//school lunch is naasti
 
2012-09-28 12:45:50 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-28 12:51:05 PM  
Coincidence that its also Oktoberfest? I imagine this 'virus' is going to affect quite a few more then just their children over this weekend.
 
2012-09-28 12:53:27 PM  
I WANT TO PLAY SOME UNREAL TOURA---BLARRRRRRGH
 
2012-09-28 12:54:42 PM  
CSB and a lesson.

After a monthly meeting, a dozen of us went next door to ice cream shop(unnamed, expensive).
Since I am a trained medico, I got a kick out of watching the idiot scooping ice cream. Insted of reaching far down into a near empty tub of product down in the cooler, clerk would take the tub out, setting the bottom of it on top of the other ice cream tubs to scoop the stuff. One look at the bottom of that freezer, and I was outta 'dere.
Next month, checked, yup, every one of them was sick later that night.

/watch yourself out there
 
2012-09-28 12:56:23 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

/skol!
 
2012-09-28 12:58:53 PM  
It could have been wurst.
 
2012-09-28 01:15:31 PM  
Since they were German, passers-by immediately began copulating in the puddles of vomit.
 
2012-09-28 01:19:03 PM  
PUKE THREAD !1
 
2012-09-28 01:19:37 PM  
campusdrivedbk.files.wordpress.com

Loving it.
 
2012-09-28 01:27:12 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: [meghanandtommy.com image 828x464]


Absolutely the first thing I thought of.

/lardass
 
2012-09-28 01:32:37 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-28 01:39:25 PM  
www.infection-control-solutions.com

/Wash your goddamn hands before handling food.
 
2012-09-28 01:53:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-28 02:16:31 PM  
Where are the Jews with their penicillin when you need it?
 
2012-09-28 02:20:46 PM  
Aquapope
I bet there's a lucrative market for barfing schoolkid videos in Germany. Another great idea I won't pursue...



Speaking of a (maybe not so) lucrative market:
in probably completely unrelated news, I remember seeing a news report from Berlin (i.e. where this happened) some time during the last 14 days about complaints/negotiations about the city's budget for school food and that the amount they calculate per meal isn't high enough for caterers to deliver what's required.
 
2012-09-28 03:08:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-28 04:03:53 PM  
Has the Madagascar port been shut down yet?

fc07.deviantart.net

/Been playing a Pandemic spinoff a lot lately
 
2012-09-28 05:17:48 PM  
Poor kids.

I've had this one Christmas...the vomiting got so bad that I had to keep a bucket by my bed side over night. At its worst, I couldn't even keep water down. Mercifully by the end of the next day, the dry heaves had stopped and I managed a couple of crackers. Took me a couple more days before I ate anything resembling a meal. *shudder* Aversion therapy is powerful.

That however wasn't as bad as the next Christmas...the vomiting only lasted a few hours, but then the diarrhea that followed that left me wanting death and being denied that mercy...my system finally finished purging itself after 4 days, and even after that my stomach was tender and I worried that anything I ate would run straight through me. By then I dropped something like 12 pounds and my 6 year old sister could have beat me up.
 
2012-09-28 08:55:11 PM  

hdhale: Poor kids.

I've had this one Christmas...the vomiting got so bad that I had to keep a bucket by my bed side over night. At its worst, I couldn't even keep water down. Mercifully by the end of the next day, the dry heaves had stopped and I managed a couple of crackers. Took me a couple more days before I ate anything resembling a meal. *shudder* Aversion therapy is powerful.

That however wasn't as bad as the next Christmas...the vomiting only lasted a few hours, but then the diarrhea that followed that left me wanting death and being denied that mercy...my system finally finished purging itself after 4 days, and even after that my stomach was tender and I worried that anything I ate would run straight through me. By then I dropped something like 12 pounds and my 6 year old sister could have beat me up.


Dude... Tell your mom 165F in the thickest part of the thigh. And cook the stuffing separately.
 
2012-09-29 01:10:40 AM  
media1.break.com
 
2012-09-29 10:18:35 AM  
www.weakstream.us
 
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