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(Patch)   Drive-by flasher arrested after mother complains her children witnessed the bare-breasted woman hanging out of car window. With mug shot of flasher looking surprisingly pleased to be in county lockup   (patch.com) divider line 84
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2012-09-28 09:43:54 AM
boobies
 
2012-09-28 09:44:07 AM
"Oh yeah baby... lemme show you where penis goes"

That's totally the look

No thanks
 
2012-09-28 09:44:09 AM
Wood Avenue.

/heh...Wood
 
2012-09-28 09:44:26 AM
Breasts are offensive to women?
 
2012-09-28 09:45:13 AM
This is how "tits or GTFO" works, srsly!
 
2012-09-28 09:46:47 AM
Well, how else do you expect kids to develop a repressed prudishness about anatomy if you don't get 'em started young?
 
2012-09-28 09:47:05 AM
Shameful. Absolutely shameful.

In these days of rampant base immorality an exposure of such 'assets' to the youth of America may lead to the wrong impression.

Not all boobs will be the fatty, ill-hanging pendulous bodies born by inertia and tequila you have seen today. Rejoice, children, and know that, as a nation, we are working towards leaving you a far better mammary reservoir than you saw there that day.

/titty sprinkles
 
2012-09-28 09:47:26 AM
( @ )( @ )
 
2012-09-28 09:47:29 AM
> possession of an open container

Wow, what a surprise.
 
2012-09-28 09:48:19 AM
We'll need a line up to identify the breast.
 
2012-09-28 09:48:28 AM

Flakeloaf: Well, how else do you expect kids to develop a repressed prudishness about anatomy if you don't get 'em started young?


My Comments:
1) OMG, nudity is so scary!
2) Do NOT want.
3) This is a stupid assed reason to go to prison. And by stupid I mean the woman is a moron.
 
2012-09-28 09:49:05 AM
3 & 4 year old exposed to breasts? Did it make them hungry?
 
2012-09-28 09:51:24 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Yup. She has teh crazy.
 
2012-09-28 09:53:03 AM

smadge1: This is how "tits or GTFO" works, srsly!


Wow. Friday BIE starting this early? Could be a good day when I check my EIP.

/could be.
//here's hoping.

Also, what some one upset about a drive by might look like.
toxicfresh.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-28 09:54:40 AM

four95: Yup. She has teh crazy.


That is the most MySpace-iest angle I've ever seen.
 
2012-09-28 09:55:51 AM
FTFA: "the woman then threw her arms in the air"......

And waved 'em like she just don't care?
 
2012-09-28 09:56:05 AM
oh noes! won't someone think of the children?!?!

/boobies
 
2012-09-28 09:57:19 AM
I'm sorry to admit that I have never been flashed. I feel that my life is somehow incomplete due to this lack of spontaneous boobage. If any graceous farkettes would like to help enrich one man's life, EIP. :)
 
2012-09-28 10:03:28 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Flakeloaf: Well, how else do you expect kids to develop a repressed prudishness about anatomy if you don't get 'em started young?

My Comments:
1) OMG, nudity is so scary!
2) Do NOT want.
3) This is a stupid assed reason to go to prison. And by stupid I mean the woman is a moron.


Yep. The woman that called the police should have her ass kicked and her kids taken away. Repressed busybodies have ruined the world. It's a waste of police time to go after stupid sh*t like this.
 
2012-09-28 10:04:17 AM

penguin7117: I'm sorry to admit that I have never been flashed. I feel that my life is somehow incomplete due to this lack of spontaneous boobage. If any graceous farkettes would like to help enrich one man's life, EIP. :)


Well go post her bail and i'm sure she will oblige.
 
2012-09-28 10:04:46 AM
3- and 4-year-old children were exposed to the woman's bare breasts ... Due to children being exposed

This is one of those things that makes no sense to me. Why should anybody give a shiat?

First of all, isn't it not terribly abnormal for children to not be weaned until between 2 and 3 years sometimes? What magical thing happened in that year between when they were latched to a titty and just saw a titty that the titty became some horrible thing that requires we start locking people in a concrete cell?

And secondly, even if we're going to get into a stupid argue about context, what context? What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

This is why people stop respecting laws. They often make less than zero sense.
 
2012-09-28 10:05:31 AM
Some broad with a pine tree lodged firmly up her rectum has to ruin it for everybody.
 
2012-09-28 10:05:45 AM

penguin7117: I'm sorry to admit that I have never been flashed. I feel that my life is somehow incomplete due to this lack of spontaneous boobage. If any graceous farkettes would like to help enrich one man's life, EIP. :)


i got flashed once driving down the road. i was behind a pickup...a couple of girls i knew (distant acquaintances...you know, mutual friends and what-not) were riding in the back. one of them lifted her shirt. she was decent looking, but not someone i was really attracted to...and each of her 2 nipples pointed in a different direction. my buddy and i just laughed and laughed for about 10 minutes. her boobs were shaped nicely, but the nipples really threw off any possibility of attraction to her.
 
2012-09-28 10:05:49 AM
Oh noes a 3 and 4 year old saw some boob!es... the world is going to end, won't someone think of the childre.

Hell probably all the kids were thinking of was lunch after seeing the breasts...

And before the sharp knee comments fly in, I wouldn't mind being flashed by her

/ Never been flashed.
// I am too scary looking
/// E is in the P for the brave farkettes
 
2012-09-28 10:06:48 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.


Lunch
 
2012-09-28 10:07:05 AM
The mother needs to be arrested for misuse of police and jail resources. C'mon lady--they are just boobs. Hell even if it was a ginormous wang flapping in the wind--who cares!! If you don't make a big deal of it the kids won't. They aren't frigging scarred for life by seeing titties....I hate these prudish imbeciles.

/pet peeve
 
2012-09-28 10:07:15 AM
Are they sure it wasn't her chins flapping in the breeze?
 
2012-09-28 10:09:35 AM
Children?!

Well, *they* certainly shouldn't be seeing boobies.
 
2012-09-28 10:09:44 AM

penguin7117: I'm sorry to admit that I have never been flashed. I feel that my life is somehow incomplete due to this lack of spontaneous boobage. If any graceous farkettes would like to help enrich one man's life, EIP. :)


I've never been flashed, either. Although I have had some very odd situations.

For instance, once I was at a party and a female friend of mine said "hey, follow me, I need your opinion on something". So I did. She took me into the bedroom and opened the closet door, and there, with her hands up in the air as if to say she just nailed a landing off the uneven bars, was another female friend of mine, in a fishnet top and panties. The first girl said "what do you think of this outfit?" I kind of lost the rest of the conversation.

I also once was walking around a nice riverside nightclub-heavy area with my ex, when she grabbed my arm and turned me toward a window. Beyond the window was a girl playing that dumb coin-operated basketball game at a video arcade. The girl's breasts had fallen out of her shirt from her rapid firing of balls. Every once in a while she'd reach up and shove one in, but she was trying too hard to play the game and they'd kept slipping out. We watched until she stopped playing.

Now, the funny thing about this is that I'm a nudist, so a lot of boobage is lost on me. A nudist friend of mine went to a dinner party (not at the resort, but at a restaurant) with me, and she had a little boy who was still breastfeeding. He got hungry, so she pulled up her shirt, took off her bra, and let him go to town. After he was done she put him back in his chair, but left her breasts hanging out. She apparently simply forgot. No one at the table bothered to tell her.
 
2012-09-28 10:12:27 AM

feuerwehrmann: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Lunch


if a 4 year old still considers the breast as a food source, someone is doing the parenting thing wrong
 
2012-09-28 10:12:28 AM

feuerwehrmann: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Lunch


I was about to say the same thing, but 4 years old is getting a little old.... i mean the kids going to be in Kindergarden next year.... really? My 4 year old stopped that at 2 years.
 
2012-09-28 10:12:40 AM

four95: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 262x438]

Yup. She has teh crazy.



Probably a crazy fark too, but you might not dig the smell. Winder, home to PK addicts and meth heads. There is a LOT of crazy there. Have to drive through the shiathole this afternoon. She is one of the better looking chicks....seriously
 
2012-09-28 10:13:27 AM
She does look quite proud of herself.
 
2012-09-28 10:13:55 AM
What exposed to breasts might look like for 3-4 year olds.

usdailyreview.com
 
2012-09-28 10:14:42 AM
www.flashnews.com
Approves
 
2012-09-28 10:17:59 AM

bungle_jr: feuerwehrmann: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Lunch

if a 4 year old still considers the breast as a food source, someone is doing the parenting thing wrong


Go look up breastfeeding on Youtube. There are mothers proudly videoing themselves breastfeeding 5 - 8 year olds. That's far more disgusting to me then this. Why aren't those women locked up for indecent exposure to children?  They'll tell you that boobies aren't sexual objects. If that's the case, then why was this woman arrested for it?
 
2012-09-28 10:19:30 AM
Why are boobs illegal?

Waste of police time and tax money.
 
2012-09-28 10:21:18 AM

themasterdebater: feuerwehrmann: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Lunch

I was about to say the same thing, but 4 years old is getting a little old.... i mean the kids going to be in Kindergarden next year.... really? My 4 year old stopped that at 2 years.


bungle_jr: if a 4 year old still considers the breast as a food source, someone is doing the parenting thing wrong


I was going with being closer to it being an eating source (my kids quit feeding off of mommy at 2 and 1 respectively) than a sexual source
 
2012-09-28 10:22:01 AM
Sup? not sweatin the small shyt no more. Life is way to short! Lovin it livin it. Just hope u happy baby that is all that really matter's is livin it to the full baby. We decide how to live it and all the drama shyt' y'all dont really want none :) got to be true to myself! YOLO

Posted on her facebook the same day she got arrested. YOLO indeed.
 
2012-09-28 10:23:56 AM
TFA: "a Winder resident reported her 3- and 4-year-old children were exposed to the woman's bare breasts"

What, are the boobies radioactive? Did the kid's eyes burst into flame like they'd seen the face of god?

Seriously, America, they're boobs. Get the fark over it.
 
2012-09-28 10:30:19 AM
I flashed a 12 year old boy when I was 14...He got embarrassed and covered his eyes. I was confused at the time, as I thought boys liked the boobs.

/I may have been a bit of a boobie attention whore back in the day...
 
2012-09-28 10:31:51 AM
i478.photobucket.com




She's been in trouble before it seems. Illegal use of a sharpie.
 
2012-09-28 10:34:07 AM

fortheloveofgod: bungle_jr: feuerwehrmann: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Lunch

if a 4 year old still considers the breast as a food source, someone is doing the parenting thing wrong

Go look up breastfeeding on Youtube. There are mothers proudly videoing themselves breastfeeding 5 - 8 year olds. That's far more disgusting to me then this. Why aren't those women locked up for indecent exposure to children?  They'll tell you that boobies aren't sexual objects. If that's the case, then why was this woman arrested for it?


Barbecue Bob: Why are boobs illegal?

Waste of police time and tax money.


feuerwehrmann: themasterdebater: feuerwehrmann: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What do bare breasts even mean to a four year old? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Lunch

I was about to say the same thing, but 4 years old is getting a little old.... i mean the kids going to be in Kindergarden next year.... really? My 4 year old stopped that at 2 years.

bungle_jr: if a 4 year old still considers the breast as a food source, someone is doing the parenting thing wrong

I was going with being closer to it being an eating source (my kids quit feeding off of mommy at 2 and 1 respectively) than a sexual source


oh yes i know far too well about the crazy moms being far too attached and breastfeeding far beyond the necessary timeframe. by 2 years old a child is no longer getting the benefits of breastmilk in a way that an infant does. by 4 years old a woman's breast should mean pretty much NOTHING, as the child is too old to be getting nutrition from there, and too young for it to be a sexual thing.

a woman's breast is BOTH a food source for babies (by far the #1 natural intent for the breast) AND a sexual part of the woman's body (also naturally intended, as it IS an erogenous zone, yet THE major function of the breast is feeding children)

i also agree that there should be nothing illegal about an exposed female chest, UNLESS it is being done in an overtly sexual manner in public
 
2012-09-28 10:35:38 AM
kendelrio


FTFA: "the woman then threw her arms in the air"......

And waved 'em like she just don't care?


I see you have been reading the rhyming Becktionary
 
2012-09-28 10:36:23 AM

jeaux65: I flashed a 12 year old boy when I was 14...He got embarrassed and covered his eyes. I was confused at the time, as I thought boys liked the boobs.

/I may have been a bit of a boobie attention whore back in the day...


pics or it didn't ha...what's that mr hansen? why would i need to sit down?
 
2012-09-28 10:39:32 AM

ku4a: > possession of an open container

Wow, what a surprise.


... of milk.
 
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2012-09-28 10:42:12 AM
So; Kids can suck a tit but seeing one is indecent?
 
2012-09-28 10:53:26 AM
So, when is the Georgia tag going live?
 
2012-09-28 10:56:28 AM

jeaux65: I flashed a 12 year old boy when I was 14...He got embarrassed and covered his eyes. I was confused at the time, as I thought boys liked the boobs.

/I may have been a bit of a boobie attention whore back in the day...


EIP. :)
 
2012-09-28 11:04:27 AM

Barbecue Bob: Why are boobs illegal?

Waste of police time and tax money.


Because they're so powerful. You can't just let anyone with a pair wave them around at people. It's dangerous. She could cause an accident.

I mean, bewbs started the Trojan War, right?
 
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