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(Fox News)   You can win your wife's weight in beer at the American Wife Carrying Championship. Finally, there's a reason to be glad you're married to someone who looks like Warren Sapp in a dress   (foxnews.com) divider line 32
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2012-09-28 10:41:07 AM
Um, you have to be able to carry her and run quickly in order to win, so I don't think that's going to work out for you.
 
2012-09-28 10:41:17 AM
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2012-09-28 10:43:42 AM
Every day I find a new silver lining. After my wife passed away from ovarian cancer last year, I thought all was lost. But now I can pack her full of ice and win a bunch of beer! Thank you for all your blessings, Jesus!
 
2012-09-28 10:43:49 AM
FTA:
Couples compete two at a time on a 278-yard alpine course complete with wooden hurdles, beer barrels, sand traps, and the "widow maker" water hazard


Let me consult my vertebrae... No thanks.
 
2012-09-28 10:44:05 AM

IAmRight: Um, you have to be able to carry her and run quickly in order to win, so I don't think that's going to work out for you.


Okay, so panty-waists like you need not apply then.
 
2012-09-28 10:44:18 AM
I'm not married.

/runs away crying
//really likes beer
 
2012-09-28 10:47:58 AM
That's a phat deal.
 
2012-09-28 10:49:54 AM
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In a dress?
 
2012-09-28 10:52:50 AM
Road trip!
 
2012-09-28 10:56:35 AM
I've been trying to convince my husband to enter, but alas - he doesn't think it is nearly as hilarious as I do.
 
2012-09-28 10:58:17 AM
It's pretty fun to watch a few of the races. You do see some carnage. Dropped wives, face plants, and lost balance resulting in a backwards tumble are all seen.

However, more than 4 or 5 races and you head to the beer tent.
 
2012-09-28 11:00:26 AM
Awesome!! My wife's ski club has skied Sunday River for many years and I've never heard of this before??

/I just sent this story to her so we start practicing for next year!
 
2012-09-28 11:00:53 AM
I can't wait for the follow-up article,
Ten die in American Wife Carrying Championship.
 
2012-09-28 11:01:05 AM
Wow, a contest perfect for the taste of fark. When you wanna go down on this, the sky is the limit!

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2012-09-28 11:03:34 AM
Warren Sapp is a retard.

/Apologies to retards.
 
2012-09-28 11:03:58 AM
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2012-09-28 11:06:05 AM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: Wow, a contest perfect for the taste of fark. When you wanna go down on this, the sky is the limit!

It just came out of a chlorinated pool. Why wouldn't I?
 
2012-09-28 11:08:03 AM
my wife is black?
 
2012-09-28 11:08:31 AM
Roose Bolton approves.
 
2012-09-28 11:08:36 AM

Dixie_Wrecked: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Wow, a contest perfect for the taste of fark. When you wanna go down on this, the sky is the limit!

It just came out of a chlorinated pool. Why wouldn't I?


Thanks for proving my point =-)
 
2012-09-28 11:17:58 AM
Some of my breakfast sprayed out my nose in an attempt to avoid blasting my keyboard and monitor.

Yay subby!
 
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2012-09-28 11:18:43 AM

MayorOfJefferton: Roose Bolton approves.


Nice.
 
2012-09-28 11:21:35 AM
well in my opinion, I would just go buy some beer, stay home, have her the other way around that way we coul do a little aerial 69 action, then follow up with a drink of that beer I bought.
 
2012-09-28 11:30:08 AM
Put a jersey on! Put a jersey on!
 
2012-09-28 11:40:36 AM

Nurglitch: IAmRight: Um, you have to be able to carry her and run quickly in order to win, so I don't think that's going to work out for you.

Okay, so panty-waists like you need not apply then.


Sorry I'm attractive enough to have an attractive wife.
 
2012-09-28 11:46:00 AM

MayorOfJefferton: Roose Bolton approves.


Pure gold win
 
2012-09-28 11:49:01 AM
I could probably carry my wife if it weren't for the beer.
 
2012-09-28 11:50:45 AM
It fails to mention if I could use a cherry picker to help carry her...
 
2012-09-28 01:13:25 PM
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2012-09-28 02:43:09 PM
Warren Sapp in a dress.

That right there is gold
 
2012-09-28 09:16:11 PM

spentmiles: Every day I find a new silver lining. After my wife passed away from ovarian cancer last year, I thought all was lost. But now I can pack her full of ice and win a bunch of beer! Thank you for all your blessings, Jesus!


What happens when the ice melts?
 
2012-09-28 10:15:58 PM
Hey, TFA says women can carry men too. Cool... need to find me one so I can try it!
 
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