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2012-09-28 10:27:45 AM
as I said before - her publicist is an idiot.
 
2012-09-28 12:56:33 PM
Just so we're clear. The article is not about the freezing point of water. It's much, much better than that.
 
2012-09-28 12:57:33 PM
32-F

never forget
 
2012-09-28 01:08:13 PM

Smeggy Smurf: 32-F

never forget


I can't think about anything else now.
 
2012-09-28 01:11:06 PM
Just goes to show - the people who specialize in image and fashion and appearance actually have ZERO idea what straight men want to see.
 
2012-09-28 01:11:27 PM
In the perpetual flame war between big fake boobs and small(er) natural boobs, Sofia Vergara is a unifying ambassador of goodwill.
 
2012-09-28 01:15:55 PM

LindenFark: In the perpetual flame war between big fake boobs and small(er) natural boobs, Sofia Vergara is a unifying ambassador of goodwill.


This.

Also: Bless her.
 
2012-09-28 01:18:05 PM
She's aerodynamically sound.

/obscure?
 
2012-09-28 01:21:19 PM

ManateeGag: as I said before - her publicist is an idiot.


Or jealous. Wouldn't surprise me at all to discover that her publicist is a B cup or smaller.
 
2012-09-28 01:24:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-28 01:37:06 PM
Loves me some jubblies.

GF is a 34-J.

motorboat.gif
 
2012-09-28 01:38:43 PM

KatjaMouse: She's aerodynamically sound.

/obscure?


Another example of the area ruled fuselage
 
2012-09-28 01:40:47 PM

cgraves67: Just so we're clear. The article is not about the freezing point of water. It's much, much better than that.


Ha, I knew immediately what this was about. I thought "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."
 
2012-09-28 01:41:12 PM
not a book mark
 
2012-09-28 01:44:32 PM
Tyra Moore, that is all.
 
2012-09-28 01:45:57 PM
32F... Hit! You just sank my battleship?

/wouldn't mind sending a volley her way, if you know what I mean
 
2012-09-28 01:46:35 PM

turtleking: not a book mark

 
2012-09-28 01:47:03 PM

whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."


It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.
 
2012-09-28 01:49:52 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.


Well, duh. If he was a breast man instead of an ass man, he would know.
 
2012-09-28 01:50:05 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.


Just wait until a guy encounters his first bra with a front clasp.
 
2012-09-28 01:55:32 PM

Teufelaffe: bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.

Just wait until a guy encounters his first bra with a front clasp.


I remember MY reaction to that...

guinnessbrilliant.jpg
 
2012-09-28 01:55:58 PM
i.minus.com
 
2012-09-28 02:31:24 PM
Are they right-sizing Bras now?

Those are not 32-F, although I guess it sounds good to say they are.
 
2012-09-28 02:46:38 PM
32 F is cold.
 
2012-09-28 02:46:41 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.


Whats to know? band size and cup size.

/can work front and back clasps
//ass man, but within the statistical margin of error
 
2012-09-28 03:03:33 PM

LindenFark: bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.

Well, duh. If he was a breast man instead of an ass man, he would know.


♪ ♫ MR F ♫ ♪
 
2012-09-28 03:03:56 PM

Teufelaffe: bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.

Just wait until a guy encounters his first bra with a front clasp.


I got lucky, first bra I ever had to get past was a front clasp.
 
2012-09-28 03:07:53 PM

DinsdalePiranha: 32 F is cold.


Ice cold baby, ice cold.
 
2012-09-28 03:10:55 PM

whither_apophis: Whats to know? band size and cup size.


Yeah and by your own comment, you basically claimed to look at Sofia Vergara and claim "wow, I could swear she's two inches wider than I originally thought!".
 
2012-09-28 03:33:46 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: Whats to know? band size and cup size.

Yeah and by your own comment, you basically claimed to look at Sofia Vergara and claim "wow, I could swear she's two inches wider than I originally thought!".


2/pi = .6366" wider (roughly)

She has a narrower back than I thought, get over it
 
2012-09-28 03:43:02 PM
I'm not even the biggest "breast man" in the world (think they are often over-rated) but in this case, I think the publicist should be hunted down and prosecuted for attempting to destroy a work of art.
 
2012-09-28 03:43:58 PM
Did I hear someone say boobs?

What's going on guys?
 
2012-09-28 03:53:34 PM

whither_apophis: She has a narrower back than I thought, get over it


*sniffle, it's hard finding out the 32 part of a bra size has nothing to do with the cups.
 
2012-09-28 03:56:36 PM
Is it weird that when I see 'Sophia Vergara', my mind registers it as 'Sophia Viagra'?

must be the results
 
2012-09-28 03:56:47 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: She has a narrower back than I thought, get over it

*sniffle, it's hard finding out the 32 part of a bra size has nothing to do with the cups.


I think we had this discussion in a previous Vergara boobie thread. I remember figuring this out when I was a teen. So when I heard girls say "I'm a 48DD" Yeah...I that meant there was a chance of a hot dog pack for back fat.

Now 32F (wife is a blessed 34J)...yeah that's more in my motorboating range.

/Brrrrrrrumski
 
2012-09-28 03:57:04 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: She has a narrower back than I thought, get over it

*sniffle, it's hard finding out the 32 part of a bra size has nothing to do with the cups.


da fuk? I knew the "zebra" joke when I was 7.

/congrats tho, you beat out a whole host of other trolls to be my one and only ignore.
 
2012-09-28 04:01:40 PM

bel4sucks: whither_apophis: "just 32? I figured a 34 at least."

It always cracks me up when a grown ass man doesn't know shiat about how bras work.


I help pay for the, I make every effort to have her want to discard it and I am capable of removing whatever version she has.

These are the only things I care about when it comes to "how do bras work".
 
2012-09-28 04:18:16 PM

whither_apophis: /congrats tho, you beat out a whole host of other trolls to be my one and only ignore.


Ignore is useful I guess, but announcing it just makes you look like a biatch.
 
2012-09-28 04:22:42 PM

mjones73: Apparently you don't know either, it's not width, it's circumference.


But yet, it's got something to do with width, since a girl who is longer from side to side will be bigger all the way around huh? It's still not like claiming you can look at a chick and say "DAMN that girl has GOT to be like a 38!.
 
2012-09-28 04:23:58 PM

ZMugg: Is it weird that when I see 'Sophia Vergara', my mind registers it as 'Sophia Viagra'?


No, I think that's a perfectly normal Freudian slut.
 
2012-09-28 04:24:25 PM
FTA -- "Actress Sofia Vergara rejected her publicist's advice to get a breast reduction when she first moved to Hollywood because she didn't want to alter God's work."
Believe in him or not, you have to admit he does some pretty nice work.
 
2012-09-28 04:25:13 PM
I mean "slip".
 
2012-09-28 04:26:41 PM

LindenFark: ZMugg: Is it weird that when I see 'Sophia Vergara', my mind registers it as 'Sophia Viagra'?

No, I think that's a perfectly normal Freudian slut.


GIS for "freudian slut":
hotchickswithdouchebags.com
 
2012-09-28 04:34:46 PM
GF is a 34-J.

pics or gtfo
 
2012-09-28 04:37:11 PM

Teufelaffe: GIS for "freudian slut":


That girl is damn nice but how the fark does that dude do normal shiat, like wipe his ass or walk through a door?
 
2012-09-28 04:40:00 PM
An aspiring author wrote a (lackluster) sex scene involving fondling some woman's hot thirty-sixes.

Idiot.

To my knowledge, the book was never published.
 
2012-09-28 05:15:11 PM
I hate to be the one to throw cold water on a boobies thread, but isn't this a repeat?
 
2012-09-28 05:15:31 PM

bel4sucks: Teufelaffe: GIS for "freudian slut":

That girl is damn nice but how the fark does that dude do normal shiat, like wipe his ass or walk through a door?


Nice? I have never seen a grown woman from a first world country look more like a starving Ethiopian child in my life.
 
2012-09-28 05:26:38 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: GF is a 34-J.

pics or gtfo


i939.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-28 05:40:54 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Nice? I have never seen a grown woman from a first world country look more like a starving Ethiopian child in my life.


She's got great hair, pretty eyes and I like her hat. But I guess you can see more of her boobs, legs and ass in that pic being able to see through that table and all huh?
 
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