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(The New York Times)   New York Times fails to check students' names in article to confirm that they are who they say they are, which is a huge ethics violation according to Columbia University journalism department chairman Heywood Jablome   (nytimes.com) divider line 58
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2012-09-28 09:31:29 AM
What about Assoc Prof Gene Masseth?
 
2012-09-28 09:39:00 AM
Those names weren't funny. They weren't funny at all. I read that entire article looking for funny names, and the best I got was Ben Johnson. There wasn't even a John Benson right after it.
 
2012-09-28 09:42:16 AM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-28 10:00:53 AM
Was the story written by Richard Noggin?
 
2012-09-28 10:01:21 AM
cache.deadspin.com

Is disappointed
 
2012-09-28 12:19:05 PM

Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 444x397]


Wow... Just... just wow...
 
2012-09-28 12:22:01 PM
tvmedia.ign.com
The times' fact checker.
 
2012-09-28 12:23:20 PM

gopher321: What about Assoc Prof Gene Masseth?


I wasn't consulted
 
2012-09-28 12:23:26 PM
someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.
 
2012-09-28 12:24:03 PM

Gene Masseth: gopher321: What about Assoc Prof Gene Masseth?

I wasn't consulted


sorry for the the above, sir.
 
2012-09-28 12:25:55 PM

pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.


I don't even get it. Been wondering what the hell everyone thought was so funny about it
 
2012-09-28 12:27:25 PM

pute kisses like a man: Gene Masseth: gopher321: What about Assoc Prof Gene Masseth?

I wasn't consulted

sorry for the the above, sir.


Many lols were had.
(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)
 
2012-09-28 12:29:00 PM
That was a complete waste of time.
 
2012-09-28 12:30:42 PM

pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.


(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)
 
2012-09-28 12:32:14 PM

Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)


(insert quizzicaldog.jpg here)
 
2012-09-28 12:34:02 PM
The NAMES of the students is what has Cornell U concerned? I'd be worried that theya re producing vaccous, self-absorbed idiots capabale of articulating the following:
""You could have this really amazing night, but if you didn't get a picture, it's like it didn't happen," said Ms. Parr, 22, a senior at Gettysburg, whose friends often order designer outfits from the Rent the Runway Web site because incessant documenting makes wearing anything more than twice taboo. "It's crazy how much pictures consume our lives. Everyone knows how to pose and how to hold your arm and which way is most flattering, and everyone wants the picture taken with their phone."
 
2012-09-28 12:36:00 PM
The best part of this article is where they mention Grindr as an app college students use to hook up.

Then again, this article does seem pretty fratty. So maybe they do use Grindr.
 
2012-09-28 12:37:14 PM

dopekitty74: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

I don't even get it. Been wondering what the hell everyone thought was so funny about it


You can't really be serious, can you? Gene Masseth!
 
2012-09-28 12:38:06 PM

Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)


explainthejokeplease.jpg
 
2012-09-28 12:39:21 PM

gopher321: What about Assoc Prof Gene Masseth?


Done in 1.



pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.


You sir, should disconnect your computer from the internet immediately and then set it on fire.
 
2012-09-28 12:39:46 PM

Christian Bale: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

explainthejokeplease.jpg


Choo-Choo Bear: dopekitty74: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

I don't even get it. Been wondering what the hell everyone thought was so funny about it

You can't really be serious, can you? Gene Masseth!


Gene Masseth: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

(insert quizzicaldog.jpg here)


Gene Masseth: pute kisses like a man: Gene Masseth: gopher321: What about Assoc Prof Gene Masseth?

I wasn't consulted

sorry for the the above, sir.

Many lols were had.
(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)


wtfyouguysidiots,welcometofark.com.gif
 
2012-09-28 12:42:56 PM
www.uniqee.com
 
2012-09-28 12:46:42 PM
No soap, radio!
/hawhawhaw
 
2012-09-28 12:49:29 PM

Gene Masseth: No soap, radio!


Now that was very funny and unexpected. +1

Well done.
 
2012-09-28 12:52:04 PM

Christian Bale: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

explainthejokeplease.jpg


In the snow article shown above, Gene Masseth is one of the guys shoveling. (presumably his real name)
The story indicates the second man was named "Heywood Jablome" (a fake name).

A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.
 
2012-09-28 12:52:27 PM

O hai guyz...wats goin on in dis threadz....

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2012-09-28 12:52:45 PM
Skip to "Editor's Note" otherwise just vacuous college kid shiat.
 
2012-09-28 12:53:03 PM
I DEMAND HUMOR
 
2012-09-28 12:53:49 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard...

Do we have a source on this?... Uh huh... "a bunch of drunken frat boys." All right, I could use some names. "I.P. Freeley..."

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-28 12:55:39 PM

This text is now purple: A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.


imageshack.us
 
2012-09-28 12:55:56 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-09-28 12:58:06 PM

This text is now purple: Christian Bale: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

explainthejokeplease.jpg

In the snow article shown above, Gene Masseth is one of the guys shoveling. (presumably his real name)
The story indicates the second man was named "Heywood Jablome" (a fake name).

A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.


well, the internet has two possible explanations:

the one, I'm the fool for thinking it's a crappy joke

the other, if you have a strong north dakota accent, it's supposed to sound like you're saying you ejaculated on yourself.

/ starting to think the former answer is correct, and the person who came up with the accent answer either fell for the trap, like me, or is a really clever troll
 
2012-09-28 12:58:17 PM
i.huffpost.com
i.huffpost.com 
i.huffpost.com 
 
2012-09-28 12:59:12 PM

pute kisses like a man: This text is now purple: Christian Bale: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

explainthejokeplease.jpg

In the snow article shown above, Gene Masseth is one of the guys shoveling. (presumably his real name)
The story indicates the second man was named "Heywood Jablome" (a fake name).

A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.

well, the internet has two possible explanations:

the one, I'm the fool for thinking it's a crappy joke

the other, if you have a strong north dakota accent, it's supposed to sound like you're saying you ejaculated on yourself.

/ starting to think the former answer is correct, and the person who came up with the accent answer either fell for the trap, like me, or is a really clever troll


Oh, I was there for that one. The first answer is correct, and the person who came up with the accent answer was trying to keep the ball rolling. I personally didn't get a goddamn thing done that day.
 
2012-09-28 01:01:55 PM
Sometimes even the professors get into the act at Cornell: Link

/ That said, he was a great professor.
 
2012-09-28 01:05:47 PM

This text is now purple: Christian Bale: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

explainthejokeplease.jpg

In the snow article shown above, Gene Masseth is one of the guys shoveling. (presumably his real name)
The story indicates the second man was named "Heywood Jablome" (a fake name).

A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.


Someone give this tard a cockpunch please?

/this thread had potential
 
2012-09-28 01:08:41 PM

irishjihad: Sometimes even the professors get into the act at Cornell: Link

/ That said, he was a great professor.


that's a whole lot of dicks

cinema1544.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-28 01:12:35 PM
Came here for Moe....

Left with Amanda Huginkiss
 
2012-09-28 01:23:54 PM

shazbotuh: Came here for Moe....

Left with Amanda Huginkiss


What about Hugh Jorgan?

/went there
 
2012-09-28 01:26:40 PM
What you did last night now follows you forever.

Oh IT geeks, is it possible to reattach at tag once it has been deleted?
 
2012-09-28 01:32:10 PM
Gene Masseth will always be funny. Rotsky too.
 
2012-09-28 01:42:55 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: This text is now purple: A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.

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You'll get over it.
 
2012-09-28 01:45:12 PM

gopher321: This text is now purple: Christian Bale: Ronnie Tiajuana: pute kisses like a man: someday the internet people are going to realize that gene masseth is not funny. you have to be a slack jawed, spit drooling yokel just to pronounce the stupid name in a manner that could remotely be considered a joke before pre-schoolers.

(insert thatsthejoke.jpg here)

explainthejokeplease.jpg

In the snow article shown above, Gene Masseth is one of the guys shoveling. (presumably his real name)
The story indicates the second man was named "Heywood Jablome" (a fake name).

A fark meme has sprung up around people laughing at the name "Gene Masseth", which wasn't the joke name. This is supposedly clever for ironic reasons or some such, but has mostly become tiresome.

Someone give this tard a cockpunch please?

/this thread had potential


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\That thread is where my handle came from
 
2012-09-28 01:59:54 PM
Also, a half bottle of vodak is only 12.75 onces, much less thsn 16 shots.
 
2012-09-28 02:08:03 PM
A man goes to eat at a Thai restaurant. He asks for the specials. The waitress says "Red prik" - the man begins to snicker - "hung wang, yumkok bang" - the guy struggles to keep in his laughter - "plad rad prik and lik dat twat."

Redfaced and about to burst, he says "I'll have the pad thai."

"Would you like anything to drink?" the waitress asks.

"I'll have a ginger ale."

The waitress bursts into laughter, "that sounds like something naughty in Thai!"
 
2012-09-28 02:22:20 PM

TheDirtyNacho: The best part of this article is where they mention Grindr as an app college students use to hook up.

Then again, this article does seem pretty fratty. So maybe they do use Grindr.


Is that for gay dudes only? I'd never heard of it, so looked it up on my phone. wtf? I think they need a fact checker.
 
2012-09-28 03:08:38 PM
The NY Times not checking facts? Geez, you could have knocked me over with a 40 ton boulder so surprised am I.

They gave up being objective long ago. Not even suitable for wrappin' fish.
 
2012-09-28 03:29:17 PM

Nick Nostril: O hai guyz...wats goin on in dis threadz....

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That's actually a pretty genius political name. You know he's going to get the lulz votes. Not to mention all the folks who will stick up signs for other than political reasons.
 
2012-09-28 03:30:08 PM

Magorn: The NAMES of the students is what has Cornell U concerned? I'd be worried that theya re producing vaccous, self-absorbed idiots capabale of articulating the following:
""You could have this really amazing night, but if you didn't get a picture, it's like it didn't happen," said Ms. Parr, 22, a senior at Gettysburg, whose friends often order designer outfits from the Rent the Runway Web site because incessant documenting makes wearing anything more than twice taboo. "It's crazy how much pictures consume our lives. Everyone knows how to pose and how to hold your arm and which way is most flattering, and everyone wants the picture taken with their phone."


I saw an interview with George Clooney where he said he was always amazed when he and Brad Pitt went to movie premiers (Ocean's movies, I presume), and when they went over to he crowd to spend some time with the people, all they were met with was outstretched arms holding cell phones. He said something like "if given the opportunity, wouldn't you want to shake Bard Pitt's hand, and say "Hi" rather than just have one of a million pictures of him standing on the red carpet?"
 
2012-09-28 03:34:07 PM
I do know Shanda Lier, Justin Case, and Dick Hertz. So not all fake names are fake.

I mean, Gene Masseth, that's obvious, but there could really be a Mike Litoris...
 
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