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(Fox Business)   U.S. 2nd Quarter GDP revised downward to: "DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor not a magician"   (foxbusiness.com) divider line 13
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2012-09-28 12:22:15 PM  
Thanks a lot Fartbongo, Boner and the rest of you jackasses
 
2012-09-28 12:41:00 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Thanks a lot Fartbongo, Boner and the rest of you jackasses

The worst drought in half a century, which gripped large parts of the country in the summer, saw farm inventories dropping $5.3 billion in the second quarter after slipping $1 billion in the first three months of the year.


Yes, our executive and legislative branches control the weather.
 
2012-09-28 12:53:29 PM  
You mean the internet was wrong and the government doesn't have magical hurricane machines? OUR DERP IS A LIE!
 
2012-09-28 01:17:19 PM  

jst3p: Smeggy Smurf: Thanks a lot Fartbongo, Boner and the rest of you jackasses

The worst drought in half a century, which gripped large parts of the country in the summer, saw farm inventories dropping $5.3 billion in the second quarter after slipping $1 billion in the first three months of the year.

Yes, our executive and legislative branches control the weather.


Because the weather controls the economy?

/our executive and legislative branches control regulations and taxes imposed on the economy - both of which have had disaterous effects on growth
 
2012-09-28 02:09:45 PM  

Hydra: Because the weather controls the economy?


It has a bit of influence over the farming part of our economy, yes. The article even attempted to clue you into that by stating that we had a horrible drought and farm inventories dropped $6.3B in six months.

Did you think that part of the article was just a weird non sequitur?
 
2012-09-28 02:09:53 PM  
That darn Bush! He's sooo stopping us from having the Hope n Change.
 
2012-09-28 02:10:48 PM  
Don't worry yourselves. The news came from FOX, so we can all disregard it as political spin, right?
 
2012-09-28 03:39:02 PM  
If Obama is reelected, he's really going to inherit a mess from his predecessor.
 
2012-09-28 04:06:27 PM  

jjorsett: If Obama is reelected, he's really going to inherit a mess from his predecessor.


Well, that was a racist remark.
 
2012-09-28 04:15:35 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Hydra: Because the weather controls the economy?

It has a bit of influence over the farming part of our economy, yes. The article even attempted to clue you into that by stating that we had a horrible drought and farm inventories dropped $6.3B in six months.

Did you think that part of the article was just a weird non sequitur?


I even quoted it for him, he is beyond help.
 
2012-09-29 12:36:51 AM  
Thank you, president Obama, for your masterful stewardship of the economy! You clearly deserve four more years!

(Where do I collect my free cell phone?)
 
2012-09-29 02:36:43 AM  

wisewerds: Thank you, president Obama, for your masterful stewardship of the economy! You clearly deserve four more years!


The oracle bones clearly show that Obama's ways are not in accordance with the Tao, and that he has lost the mandate of heaven. As the course of nature follows the course of the ruler, the land will remain parched until Obama takes a second wife and produces a male heir to carry on the Obama dynasty. Only then will the mandate of heaven be restored and prosperity be returned to the land.
 
2012-09-29 02:27:54 PM  

Gwyrddu: The oracle bones clearly show that Obama's ways are not in accordance with the Tao, and that he has lost the mandate of heaven. As the course of nature follows the course of the ruler, the land will remain parched until Obama takes a second wife and produces a male heir to carry on the Obama dynasty. Only then will the mandate of heaven be restored and prosperity be returned to the land.



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