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2012-09-28 11:40:07 AM
Wow... Mr. Wonka is going to have to step up his Golden Ticket game next year. I wonder if they have Oompa Loompa ninjas?
 
2012-09-28 11:42:52 AM
Seems like there could be a flaw in this promotion.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-28 11:57:34 AM
This is a repeat from, like, a month ago.
 
2012-09-28 12:07:36 PM
I don't know who you are. I don't know why you are hungry. If you are looking for raisins, I can tell you I don't have fruit. But what I do have are a very particular milk chocolate recipe; a recipe I have acquired over a very long career. Recipes that make me a nightmare for people with diabetes. If you let my wrapper go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pay you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fatten you.
 
2012-09-28 12:08:34 PM
Screwed up an are/is switch, dammit.
 
2012-09-28 12:37:39 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-28 12:59:39 PM

John Nash: Seems like there could be a flaw in this promotion.

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Well they did get the idea from Moon Vest.
 
2012-09-28 01:06:33 PM

Grapple: Wow... Mr. Wonka is going to have to step up his Golden Ticket game next year. I wonder if they have Oompa Loompa ninjas?


bgddy24601: I don't know who you are. I don't know why you are hungry. If you are looking for raisins, I can tell you I don't have fruit. But what I do have are a very particular milk chocolate recipe; a recipe I have acquired over a very long career. Recipes that make me a nightmare for people with diabetes. If you let my wrapper go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pay you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fatten you.


1. Get out of my head.
2. Kudos.
 
2012-09-28 09:05:57 PM

bgddy24601: I don't know who you are. I don't know why you are hungry. If you are looking for raisins, I can tell you I don't have fruit. But what I do have are a very particular milk chocolate recipe; a recipe I have acquired over a very long career. Recipes that make me a nightmare for people with diabetes. If you let my wrapper go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pay you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fatten you.


It appears I'm not the only one that read this in his voice.

t.qkme.me
 
2012-09-28 11:47:24 PM
Magic locator candy bar eaten by man working at landfill. Tosses wrapper into a pile of trash.
Bulldozer plows it under. Candy maker prize team shows up and looks around forlornly.
 
2012-09-29 01:00:43 AM
sent an email to those swiss bastards about kit-kat commercials a few days ago. some weeks before last Halloween they started a kit kat candy campaign with people making yummy noises. it was cute for under a week. now we're going on a gotdam year and kit kat is still using the mm! mmmm! cutesy yummy noises. i am so farking sick of it. swiss dooshbags.
 
2012-10-01 08:44:01 AM
mail it to Saudi Arabia. then laugh as the helicopter is shot down
 
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