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(WHAS 11 Louisville)   You think a clerk at the gas station you go to does a good job. Do you (a) compliment her, (b) let her manager know, or (c) hang around outside her house, steal her mail, and pay her bills for her?   (whas11.com) divider line 31
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2012-09-28 12:17:20 AM  
Weird tag because we don't have a creepy-freakin'-stalker tag?
 
2012-09-28 12:33:30 AM  
Maybe he's just shy. And by "shy", I mean psychopathic.
 
2012-09-28 12:35:54 AM  
James Horlander

You bet he did.
 
2012-09-28 12:50:02 AM  
uh... good attempt, creepy guy, but how about no.
 
2012-09-28 01:48:21 AM  
d) Get her alone and find out what kinds of other jobs she might be good at...

/What?
//Why are you looking at me that way?
 
2012-09-28 02:35:10 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he's just shy. And by "shy", I mean psychopathic.


I thought psychopaths were supposed to be outgoing?
 
2012-09-28 02:56:27 AM  

fusillade762: Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he's just shy. And by "shy", I mean psychopathic.

I thought psychopaths were supposed to be outgoing?


Ed Gein was painfully shy.
 
2012-09-28 03:08:10 AM  
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing."
 
2012-09-28 03:21:02 AM  
Wish someone would pay my bills for me...
 
2012-09-28 03:23:11 AM  
That's the kind of stalker I need. The stalker I had was the violently aggressive, super scary type. This is how I know Aquanet Hairspray is at least as effective as pepper spray against aggressive males.

/wider coverage, too
 
2012-09-28 03:27:43 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's the kind of stalker I need. The stalker I had was the violently aggressive, super scary type. This is how I know Aquanet Hairspray is at least as effective as pepper spray against aggressive males.

/wider coverage, too


And if you held a lighter in the stream of spray you would have a blowtorch.
 
2012-09-28 03:28:26 AM  
I cannot answer until pictures are posted to determine her level of hotness.

AverageAmericanGuy: Wish someone would pay my bills for me...


Yeah, as long has he doesn't take any packages he can pillage my mailbox every day.

/That was not meant as a euphemism
 
2012-09-28 03:29:14 AM  
img442.imageshack.us 

The cure and the problem? Perplexing...
 
2012-09-28 03:29:57 AM  
you know you want to see my weiner!
 
2012-09-28 03:36:22 AM  

cig-mkr: Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's the kind of stalker I need. The stalker I had was the violently aggressive, super scary type. This is how I know Aquanet Hairspray is at least as effective as pepper spray against aggressive males.

/wider coverage, too

And if you held a lighter in the stream of spray you would have a blowtorch.


That was my spider removal method of choice for years. Until I set off the fire alarms in my old apartment buildings and our entire building was evacuated at a bit after midnight. I stood there in the parking lot with everyone else, trying to look innocent. I think the giggling helped give me away.
 
2012-09-28 03:43:15 AM  
Jeffersonville, not Jacksonville. So sorry it wasn't Florida.
 
2012-09-28 03:59:10 AM  

illannoyin: I cannot answer until pictures are posted to determine her level of hotness.


vogueent.com
 
2012-09-28 04:12:55 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wish someone would pay my bills for me...


Checks profile.

Sorry that only happens with hotties of the female persuasion.
 
2012-09-28 05:59:48 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: cig-mkr: Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's the kind of stalker I need. The stalker I had was the violently aggressive, super scary type. This is how I know Aquanet Hairspray is at least as effective as pepper spray against aggressive males.

/wider coverage, too

And if you held a lighter in the stream of spray you would have a blowtorch.

That was my spider removal method of choice for years. Until I set off the fire alarms in my old apartment buildings and our entire building was evacuated at a bit after midnight. I stood there in the parking lot with everyone else, trying to look innocent. I think the giggling helped give me away.


i recommend Bugstik. Bugstik is several feet long, keeping you well away from the unwanted critter. you place the mesh end over the insect, retract the handle near you just a little, go outside and just whack the handle end. the mesh pops out/open and the critter runs away unharmed.

thumbs1.ebaystatic.com


hotlink
 
2012-09-28 06:53:46 AM  
I'll just throw this out there, if anyone wants to sit outside my house, take my mail and pay my bills for me, go right ahead with it. Just make sure you pay them on time, those late fees are a biatch.
 
2012-09-28 08:21:03 AM  
Geez,
Those bills need to get paid somehow
//course I wouldn't leave the house unarmed after that.
 
2012-09-28 09:01:53 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he's just shy. And by "shy", I mean psychopathic.

I thought psychopaths were supposed to be outgoing?

Ed Gein was painfully shy.


When you say "painfully", I assume you mean for his victims or at least the victims that were still alive when he got to them.
 
2012-09-28 09:33:47 AM  
I was half expecting this to be about the gas station where I used to work. It was an interesting place.
 
2012-09-28 10:32:35 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's the kind of stalker I need. The stalker I had was the violently aggressive, super scary type. This is how I know Aquanet Hairspray is at least as effective as pepper spray against aggressive males.

/wider coverage, too


With optional lighter action too? Pictures! I want pictures!
 
2012-09-28 12:17:32 PM  
My first job out of high school was a gas station clerk. Creepy people calling up asking if the "girl' was working that night and if I was single. It had been company policy for only 1 person on-site after 8pm, but I worked with the manager to get that changed fast. *shiver* I'd be panicking if one of them tracked me home.
 
2012-09-28 12:43:31 PM  
AverageAmericanGuy:

Wish someone would pay my bills for me...

Same here.
 
2012-09-28 12:46:02 PM  

jmr61: AverageAmericanGuy:

Wish someone would pay my bills for me...

Checks profile.

Sorry that only happens with hotties of the female persuasion.


Unless you're gay.

I'll swing both ways regarding bill paying. I'll even let guys who are uglier & creepier than me do it.
 
2012-09-28 12:48:29 PM  
KrispyKritter:

i recommend Bugstik.

What do you use for stalkers and perverts?
 
2012-09-28 06:23:17 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wish someone would pay my bills for me...


Same here. Although I'd really just prefer that bundles of cash be pushed through my mail slot.

/Not a euphemism.
 
2012-09-28 07:29:43 PM  
I don't get many bills in the mail anymore, most are billed and paid online.
If I do get a stalker one day,I wonder if they would just send the money to a paypal account?
 
2012-09-29 02:04:36 AM  

Elephantman: I don't get many bills in the mail anymore, most are billed and paid online.
If I do get a stalker one day,I wonder if they would just send the money to a paypal account?


Interesting idea - post your PayPal account on your Facebook page, for those online stalkers.
 
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