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(9 and 10 News)   "Some actress just delivered her third baby. 'Reese' something..." "Witherspoon?" "No, with her forceps"   (9and10news.com) divider line 44
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2012-09-27 10:28:37 PM  
It's stupid enough. I laughed.
 
2012-09-27 10:44:44 PM  
shiat. OK, that was funny.
 
2012-09-28 12:15:41 AM  
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Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
 
2012-09-28 01:17:28 AM  
I had no idea she was married.
 
2012-09-28 01:22:28 AM  
Thanks subby. I needed that chuckle.
 
2012-09-28 01:33:45 AM  
+1 on the headline there, subby.
 
2012-09-28 01:43:12 AM  
She has a 13 year old?

Ugh...
 
2012-09-28 01:48:39 AM  
I was expecting something along the lines of "I didn't see her with any utensils"

//In before the pic is posted.
 
2012-09-28 01:58:12 AM  
Totally MILF

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2012-09-28 02:03:00 AM  
Booooooooo!!!!!

I still laughed.
 
2012-09-28 02:06:06 AM  
her chin scares the crap out of me. she's a living nutcracker.
 
2012-09-28 02:39:50 AM  
I have always had a mad crush on her. This changes nothing.
 
2012-09-28 03:01:51 AM  
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Well played, subby.
 
2012-09-28 03:40:19 AM  
I'll always have a special place in my crotch for Reese after seeing her in Fear.

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2012-09-28 03:42:07 AM  
Still feels like Cruel Intentions just came out, really. I find this babyhaving exceedingly unnerving.
 
2012-09-28 04:02:06 AM  
Wait, I'm still confused. Reese Witherspoon has a f*cking 13-year-old?
 
2012-09-28 05:25:39 AM  
Poor use of a 5 yr old joke. 1/5 for spelling the name correctly.
 
2012-09-28 06:04:00 AM  
Wow didn't realize she has a 13 yr old. Reese still looks like she is 20
 
2012-09-28 07:47:34 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: Wait, I'm still confused. Reese Witherspoon has a f*cking 13-year-old?


On average, probably not yet, wait a few years. But it is Hollywood, soooo

But why would you want to know?
 
2012-09-28 07:52:18 AM  

tomWright: REO-Weedwagon: Wait, I'm still confused. Reese Witherspoon has a f*cking 13-year-old?

On average, probably not yet, wait a few years. But it is Hollywood, soooo

But why would you want to know?


Heh, if she still lived in TN, she might be a grandmother.
 
2012-09-28 09:04:25 AM  
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Still retaining high hopes.
 
2012-09-28 09:23:37 AM  

Brick-House: Totally MILF

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Did one of her kids drown and she's smiling?

Like the fist of an angry god, I would.
 
2012-09-28 09:29:14 AM  
i.redsnapperverytasty.com
 
2012-09-28 09:33:08 AM  
So what did the obstetrician do, stand there and watch?
 
2012-09-28 09:35:58 AM  

macadamnut: So what did the obstetrician do, stand there and watch?


Ex says that happens sometimes. By the third one, I'd guess it's fairly old hat.
 
2012-09-28 09:36:40 AM  
Wow. Mother, actress, and doctor. She's the whole package.
 
2012-09-28 10:05:52 AM  
Seems like a likeable enough girl, but I can just imagine the level of Mommy Smugness she has going on. Most likely off the charts.
 
2012-09-28 10:57:29 AM  

darch: Seems like a likeable enough girl, but I can just imagine the level of Mommy Smugness she has going on. Most likely off the charts.


wow I think you might be projecting
the capacity for humans to want to see the bad in others...
 
2012-09-28 11:12:15 AM  
She named the kid Tennessee? Hope he goes by his middle name.
 
2012-09-28 11:17:05 AM  
I hear she likes the n-word
 
2012-09-28 11:20:18 AM  

HKWolf: She named the kid Tennessee? Hope he goes by his middle name.


Presenting Tennesse Ernie Witherspoon
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2012-09-28 11:20:24 AM  
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2012-09-28 12:29:08 PM  
I don't think I can find her hot because I might be related to her.
 
2012-09-28 12:36:34 PM  
Glenn Close too far away for comment.
 
2012-09-28 01:50:25 PM  

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  2012-09-28 10:57:29 AM  
darch: Seems like a likeable enough girl, but I can just imagine the level of Mommy Smugness she has going on. Most likely off the charts.

wow I think you might be projecting
the capacity for humans to want to see the bad in others...


And you sound like an offended parent.
 
2012-09-28 03:11:17 PM  
why is her kid drinking ocean water?
 
2012-09-28 03:56:06 PM  

darch: TheraTx       
 
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  2012-09-28 10:57:29 AM  
darch: Seems like a likeable enough girl, but I can just imagine the level of Mommy Smugness she has going on. Most likely off the charts.

wow I think you might be projecting
the capacity for humans to want to see the bad in others...

And you sound like an offended parent.


you're half right
I'm a parent
 
2012-09-28 05:21:00 PM  

Brick-House: Totally MILF

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x384]


Would definitely hit it. Once she finished drowning the kid, though, that's some police-attracting-shiat i don't want to be involved in.
 
2012-09-28 06:38:28 PM  
you're half right
I'm a parent


You're obviously blinded by the same smugness I mentioned above. Trust me, you're offended.

What is it with parents? Why does a smug sense of self-rightousness always seem to follow birthing a baby? Seriously- I don't get the connection.
 
2012-09-28 06:42:21 PM  

darch: you're half right
I'm a parent

You're obviously blinded by the same smugness I mentioned above. Trust me, you're offended.

What is it with parents? Why does a smug sense of self-rightousness always seem to follow birthing a baby? Seriously- I don't get the connection.


"Waaah, all parents are smug because I say so!"

Look, we get it, either no one in their right mind wants to reproduce with you or you're incapable of reproducing and you're bitter. You're starting to seem like QA and his single minded stupidity in space threads.
 
2012-09-28 07:21:25 PM  
You're disparaging me because I'm questioning parental smugness?

Methinks you kind of answered my question. Thanks...
 
2012-09-28 07:28:36 PM  

darch: You're disparaging me because I'm questioning parental smugness?

Methinks you kind of answered my question. Thanks...


Nope, I'm disparaging you because most times I've seen you all you're doing is calling parents smug. No explanation, no reasoning just "Parent's or parents to be are smug because I said so." It's as if you go looking for these threads specifically to disparage parents or parents to be. And it's as if every parent is smug to you. Like there's some horrid transformation that occurs when someone becomes a parent.

So in other words, single minded stupidity in any thread related to children.
 
2012-09-29 09:37:38 AM  
Like there's some horrid transformation that occurs when someone becomes a parent.


But this is EXACTLY what I am asking about. There IS a personality transformation. And I want to know why. But keep calling me names. That works too.

Ass.
 
2012-09-29 10:51:06 AM  

darch: Like there's some horrid transformation that occurs when someone becomes a parent.


But this is EXACTLY what I am asking about. There IS a personality transformation. And I want to know why. But keep calling me names. That works too.

Ass.


Says the person calling every parent "smug" like they're some lower form of life. You insult people that have kids and wonder why those same people have an attitude problem towards you and I'm the ass?
 
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