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(Mandatory)   What classic movie and TV photos would look like if they were taken today. Spoiler Alert: They look worse   (mandatory.com) divider line 80
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2012-09-27 08:25:26 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-09-27 08:26:46 PM
That's some really awful photoshopping.
 
2012-09-27 08:27:30 PM
Wait ... you mean people get older?

The f*ck?

brianbankerus: Your blog sucks.


Especially the Photoshopping.
 
2012-09-27 08:28:18 PM
Wow, did someone's kid just torrent a copy of Photoshop 3.2?
 
2012-09-27 08:30:12 PM
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People's physical attractiveness generally reduces as they age. More at 11.
 
2012-09-27 08:34:12 PM

nmrsnr: [ric romero.jpg]

People's physical attractiveness generally reduces as they age. More at 11.


I observe that some of them look better not worse.
 
2012-09-27 08:38:12 PM
I will state again what I know in my heart to be true.

GETTING OLD SUCKS!!!!!!

There is nothing, NOTHING, good about it.
 
2012-09-27 08:38:32 PM
Mmmmmm...Molly Ringwald.
 
2012-09-27 08:39:00 PM
www.propstore.com
 
2012-09-27 08:40:22 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I will state again what I know in my heart to be true.

GETTING OLD SUCKS!!!!!!

There is nothing, NOTHING, good about it.


Well, you can get away with farting in public.
 
2012-09-27 08:41:21 PM
Oops, wrong one.
www.propstore.com
 
2012-09-27 08:42:26 PM

PainInTheASP: AdolfOliverPanties: I will state again what I know in my heart to be true.

GETTING OLD SUCKS!!!!!!

There is nothing, NOTHING, good about it.

Well, you can get away with farting in public.


And naps are okay, too. Hell, expected even.
 
2012-09-27 08:51:50 PM
Molly Ringwald looks better today than she did in 1985.
 
2012-09-27 09:01:01 PM
alec guinness looks pretty good for having been dead over a decade
 
2012-09-27 09:12:18 PM
I'd still f*ck Molly Ringwald even to this day.
 
2012-09-27 09:14:44 PM

RexTalionis: That's some really awful photoshopping.


What he said. Damn. Would it have killed them to even size the heads correctly?

Molly Ringwold and Audry Griswold are still hot.

/wold
 
2012-09-27 09:19:56 PM
shiatty Photoshopping aside, was The Big Chill as farking obnoxious as it looks?
 
2012-09-27 09:21:03 PM

mikemoto: Molly Ringwald looks better today than she did in 1985.


She has aged super gracefully.
 
2012-09-27 09:22:10 PM
Some of those were a little creepy

/Molly Ringwald: still damned cute
 
2012-09-27 09:22:48 PM
CSB:
Saw Lou Diamond Philips today, down at the Whole Foods.
Looks better than I do.


/settling in for a nap now
 
2012-09-27 09:28:29 PM
People get old. Who farking cares?
 
2012-09-27 09:31:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of those were a little creepy

/Molly Ringwald: still damned cute


Even better, the crazy eyes are more obvious.

www.roguejoker.com

tvwriter.net
 
2012-09-27 09:35:11 PM
Did he just refer to Batman Forever as a classic movie?
 
2012-09-27 09:40:04 PM

mikemoto: Molly Ringwald looks better today than she did in 1985.


No. Yes.

I need a ruling because her one nude scene is in between.
 
2012-09-27 09:54:48 PM

kmmontandon: Wait ... you mean people get older?

 
2012-09-27 09:54:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of those were a little creepy

/Molly Ringwald: still damned cute

Even better, the crazy eyes are more obvious.

[www.roguejoker.com image 530x308]

[tvwriter.net image 450x635]


Damn... I never realized she had teh crazy

/still cute, though
 
2012-09-27 09:58:53 PM
A lot of effort went into that, not sure the payoff was worth it.
 
2012-09-27 09:59:45 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: alec guinness looks pretty good for having been dead over a decade


Came to point this out as well...
Come on bad photoshop guy, grow a pair and put a skeletal Sir Alec in there..
 
2012-09-27 10:00:02 PM
The Star Wars shop fails because nowadays Alec Guinness looks something like this:

pw1.netcom.com 
It's a Halloween prop, obviously
 
2012-09-27 10:01:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of those were a little creepy

/Molly Ringwald: still damned cute

Even better, the crazy eyes are more obvious.

[www.roguejoker.com image 530x308]

[tvwriter.net image 450x635]

Damn... I never realized she had teh crazy



Well, she is a redhead.
 
2012-09-27 10:09:51 PM
That's a pretty liberal use of the word "classic"
 
2012-09-27 10:12:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, she is a redhead.


Good point
 
2012-09-27 11:43:09 PM
The Young Guns all look about the same. Charlie Sheen doesn't age much.
 
2012-09-28 12:24:57 AM

Mugato: shiatty Photoshopping aside, was The Big Chill as farking obnoxious as it looks?


I seem to recall enjoying it, though it's been a long time since I watched it. Some of Kevin Costner's best work.
 
2012-09-28 12:38:00 AM

FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some of those were a little creepy

/Molly Ringwald: still damned cute

Even better, the crazy eyes are more obvious.

[www.roguejoker.com image 530x308]

[tvwriter.net image 450x635]


I'd let her schmear my bagel.
 
2012-09-28 01:40:13 AM
I feel old.
 
2012-09-28 01:41:17 AM
Michael Anthony Hall is seriously hot now. He went from kinda-dorky teen to totally hot middle aged guy. I would put on something frilly and knit for that man if he wanted me to.
 
2012-09-28 01:46:20 AM
I also thought this was going to be one of those old styled movie posters re-imagined in the style of modern movie posters type of articles not one of those "wow celebrities get old just like human beings do, who'd have thunk".

Except Dan Akroyd doesn't seem to have aged any. Must be the alien beta rays he's been absorbing.
 
2012-09-28 01:50:52 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: I will state again what I know in my heart to be true.

GETTING OLD SUCKS!!!!!!

There is nothing, NOTHING, good about it.


A friend of mine who survived testicular cancer said at his 40th birthday "I used to dread the idea of turning 40 until I realized how much worse the alternative is).

I just turned 47 this year. I think getting old kind of sucks until you turn 80 when you can pretty much do anything you want without fear of the consequences. What to start freebasing cocaine? Knock yourself out. Have some heroin too. Want to eat an entire cake by yourself, go for it. Drink yourself silly, sure why not. I think once you turn 80 it should be legal to do all the drugs you want as long as you turn in your car keys first.
 
2012-09-28 02:08:47 AM
I'm well in my 40s now and I haven't even noticed getting old at all so far (I am aware at some point it's REALLY going to suck but I'm not there yet).

Never have kids, keep your hair, still have sex occasionally with your teenage sweetheart, and smoke a ton of weed.

And cats. I like having cats around too.
 
2012-09-28 02:23:48 AM

Confabulat: I'm well in my 40s now and I haven't even noticed getting old at all so far (I am aware at some point it's REALLY going to suck but I'm not there yet).

Never have kids, keep your hair, still have sex occasionally with your teenage sweetheart, and smoke a ton of weed.

And cats. I like having cats around too.


You know what drove it home to me? Playing golf at 43 after not playing it for 9 years. You just don't use muscles you'd use otherwise. I was sore the next day, and I was alarmed.

Well, that and the hernia surgery.
 
2012-09-28 02:47:04 AM
I had hernia surgery when I was four. Those cinder blocks weren't going to move themselves.

So far the worst part of getting old has been the damage I did to my right hand after flying off my bike half a year ago. I sort of taped it up with a pen and some scotch tape and figured it'd be fine. But yesterday I was desperately trying to beat Ares in God of War on my beloved PS2 and OMG i can barely type now.

/sigh

They say it might get worse.
 
2012-09-28 02:55:32 AM

Confabulat: So far the worst part of getting old has been the damage I did to my right hand after flying off my bike half a year ago. I sort of taped it up with a pen and some scotch tape and figured it'd be fine. But yesterday I was desperately trying to beat Ares in God of War on my beloved PS2 and OMG i can barely type now.


If you see grandkids in your future, you'd better come up with better stories to guilt them with.
 
2012-09-28 03:00:52 AM

eraser8: Confabulat: So far the worst part of getting old has been the damage I did to my right hand after flying off my bike half a year ago. I sort of taped it up with a pen and some scotch tape and figured it'd be fine. But yesterday I was desperately trying to beat Ares in God of War on my beloved PS2 and OMG i can barely type now.

If you see grandkids in your future, you'd better come up with better stories to guilt them with.


Dude have you ever played that Hades level?
 
2012-09-28 05:24:53 AM

GAT_00: People get old. Who farking cares?


You guys seriously didn't find some of those pretty entertaining? Home Alone's Culkin? Batman Forever's Kilmer? Come on, that toothy Vilmer grin under the bat mask was pretty darn funny.

I don't think the guy was shooting for Photoshopping quality.
 
2012-09-28 05:26:03 AM

fusillade762: Mugato: shiatty Photoshopping aside, was The Big Chill as farking obnoxious as it looks?

I seem to recall enjoying it, though it's been a long time since I watched it. Some of Kevin Costner's best work.


bwahahaha! a true fan. outstanding.
 
2012-09-28 05:48:38 AM

Krieghund: The Star Wars shop fails because nowadays Alec Guinness looks something like this:

 
It's a Halloween prop, obviously


No that's Uncle Owen.
 
2012-09-28 06:23:15 AM

serial_crusher: Did he just refer to Batman Forever as a classic movie?


It is kind of a classic movie, but for all the wrong reasons. And if you're 12. Like the idiot blogger.
 
2012-09-28 07:12:58 AM

fusillade762: Mugato: shiatty Photoshopping aside, was The Big Chill as farking obnoxious as it looks?

Yes it was.

I seem to recall enjoying it, though it's been a long time since I watched it. Some of Kevin Costner's best work.


This proves my point perfectly.

Ghastly: I also thought this was going to be one of those old styled movie posters re-imagined in the style of modern movie posters type of articles not one of those "wow celebrities get old just like human beings do, who'd have thunk".

Except Dan Akroyd doesn't seem to have aged any. Must be the alien beta rays he's been absorbing.


Meh...if I had been screwing Donna Dixon for the last 30 years I'd look that young too. Proof that you can stick your dick in crazy and get away with it sometimes...as long as you are crazy yourself.
 
2012-09-28 07:20:53 AM
That's the dumbest, most pointless thing I've seen in a while.
 
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