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(Politico)   I know... let's get a photo of me holding this baby. Since this is Mitt Romney, you can pretty much guess how that turned out   (politico.com) divider line 231
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2012-09-27 06:09:13 PM  
That baby is crying in frustration and anger because a socialist Kenyan usurper still holds the White House.
 
2012-09-27 06:10:40 PM  
blog.cleveland.com

The transformation is now complete.
 
2012-09-27 06:12:34 PM  
s.wsj.net

"Mmm, fresh poor-people baby! I'm hungry."
 
2012-09-27 06:15:27 PM  
The baby fixes the cable?
 
2012-09-27 06:16:27 PM  
I've noticed that Obama doesn't try to hold babies. Too risky. He chats up the mom instead and play peek-a-boo with the baby. Babies are suckers for peek-a-boo.

I bet even Stewie would fall for that.
 
2012-09-27 06:18:28 PM  
He's trying to save the baby by pushing it away from his campaign.

Hero tag please.
 
2012-09-27 06:18:51 PM  
i.imgur.com

"Now you listen here, you little sh*t. You stop crying right now or I will feed you to my Judeo-Muslim God, you here?"
 
2012-09-27 06:18:53 PM  

kronicfeld: [blog.cleveland.com image 240x162]

The transformation is now complete.


HAH!

Where's Walken when you REALLY NEED HIM?!?!?
 
2012-09-27 06:20:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I've noticed that Obama doesn't try to hold babies. Too risky. He chats up the mom instead and play peek-a-boo with the baby. Babies are suckers for peek-a-boo.

I bet even Stewie would fall for that.


You might GIS for "Obama holding baby", They seem to like him. I only found one crying.
 
2012-09-27 06:21:10 PM  
small.wet.smells.
 
2012-09-27 06:24:10 PM  

Shostie: [i.imgur.com image 300x168]

"Now you listen here, you little sh*t. You stop crying right now or I will feed you to my Judeo-Muslim God, you here?"


yea but at least in that picture her looks like a compassionate human trying to comfort the child, whereas Romney looks like he wants to EAT the child.

/shudder
 
2012-09-27 06:24:55 PM  
he HE, stupid typo monster
 
2012-09-27 06:28:15 PM  
s.wsj.net

SMELLS LIKE 47 PERCENT..

TAKE IT AWAY NOW!! 
 
2012-09-27 06:29:35 PM  

Shostie: [i.imgur.com image 300x168]

"Now you listen here, you little sh*t. You stop crying right now or I will feed you to my Judeo-Muslim God, you here?"


Devil, not God. Let's face it, he didn't get to be the Anti-Christ without some serious bona fides.
 
2012-09-27 06:30:35 PM  

Tarkus: Marcus Aurelius: I've noticed that Obama doesn't try to hold babies. Too risky. He chats up the mom instead and play peek-a-boo with the baby. Babies are suckers for peek-a-boo.

I bet even Stewie would fall for that.

You might GIS for "Obama holding baby", They seem to like him. I only found one crying.


Obama actually holds babies like he enjoys children.

Romney, not so much.
 
2012-09-27 06:38:08 PM  

St_Francis_P: Shostie: [i.imgur.com image 300x168]

"Now you listen here, you little sh*t. You stop crying right now or I will feed you to my Judeo-Muslim God, you here?"

Devil, not God. Let's face it, he didn't get to be the Anti-Christ without some serious bona fides.


Why would he say so indirectly that he was feeding the baby to himself?
 
2012-09-27 06:39:30 PM  

GAT_00: St_Francis_P: Shostie: [i.imgur.com image 300x168]

"Now you listen here, you little sh*t. You stop crying right now or I will feed you to my Judeo-Muslim God, you here?"

Devil, not God. Let's face it, he didn't get to be the Anti-Christ without some serious bona fides.

Why would he say so indirectly that he was feeding the baby to himself?


You just... You just don't get it, Gat...

*shakes head, walks away*
 
2012-09-27 06:44:33 PM  
That may be the best picture of Mitt Romney I have ever seen.
 
2012-09-27 06:50:19 PM  

Shostie: GAT_00: St_Francis_P: Shostie: [i.imgur.com image 300x168]

"Now you listen here, you little sh*t. You stop crying right now or I will feed you to my Judeo-Muslim God, you here?"

Devil, not God. Let's face it, he didn't get to be the Anti-Christ without some serious bona fides.

Why would he say so indirectly that he was feeding the baby to himself?

You just... You just don't get it, Gat...

*shakes head, walks away*


Look, I'm just saying, if you're going to eat the baby's soul, just farking say it. We all know that's what those people do. I just can't have any respect for a man who refuses to admit he enjoys a good soul every once in a while. Not all the time mind you, dude's on a diet. But come on now, the American people deserve to know the truth.
 
2012-09-27 06:59:09 PM  
Maybe he was trying to get that baby a damned job.

And of course, that baby is crying about it. I'm tried of these lazy babies not pulling their own weight. They are the real 47%
 
2012-09-27 07:01:23 PM  
Did anybody see that Politico started having people list their party affiliation and people either pick "Democrat" "Independent" or "N/A". NOBODY picked Republican and ALL of the ""Independents"" are posting pro-Romney things.

/There are two sets of parentheses around Independents there on purpose
 
2012-09-27 07:05:30 PM  
Mitt will never convince that baby to take personal responsibility for the mess it created in its own diaper.
 
2012-09-27 07:11:55 PM  
Done in two.
 
2012-09-27 07:12:13 PM  
i258.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 07:24:45 PM  
"Catch!!"

That's all I could think of when I saw that.
 
2012-09-27 07:36:21 PM  

Tarkus: Marcus Aurelius: I've noticed that Obama doesn't try to hold babies. Too risky. He chats up the mom instead and play peek-a-boo with the baby. Babies are suckers for peek-a-boo.

I bet even Stewie would fall for that.

You might GIS for "Obama holding baby", They seem to like him. I only found one crying.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com

You're confusing peek-a-boo with mind-melding. When the big O does pick up a baby, the first thing he does is scan their brainwaves and sends the results back to the DHS, as you can plainly see happening here.
 
2012-09-27 07:38:28 PM  
The baby is smiling retroactively.
 
2012-09-27 08:19:48 PM  
Child. Wet. Its Pants.
 
2012-09-27 08:23:03 PM  
Human Child. Wet. Bad. Abort kissing sequence. Initiate Smile protocol. Return to parenting units.
 
2012-09-27 08:24:02 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: small.wet.smells.


You're all a pale shadow compared to this one.
 
2012-09-27 08:31:43 PM  
I saw newspaper picture from the political campaign...,

/DPA McManus
 
2012-09-27 08:46:34 PM  
I like this one,
davidphillips.typepad.com
and this one.
 
2012-09-27 08:47:56 PM  
images.politico.com

This one got left behind up above, I like this one best.
 
2012-09-27 09:06:57 PM  
I love seeing pictures of Obama with children. He's a natural around them, it appears.
 
2012-09-27 09:08:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I love seeing pictures of Obama with children. He's a natural around them, it appears.


discourseincsharpminor.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-27 09:09:25 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 09:27:43 PM  
Here's another picture of Obama with children:
www.csmonitor.com
 
2012-09-27 09:33:12 PM  

propasaurus: Here's another picture of Obama with children:
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]


you often make me lol. thanks!
 
2012-09-27 09:34:36 PM  

propasaurus: Here's another picture of Obama with children:
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]


OH SNAP!!!
 
2012-09-27 09:36:10 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 09:48:12 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x271]


So, I finished rewatching DS9 the other week, and the second to the last episode has some fantastic lines of Quark ranting about how taxes have destroyed Ferenginar that sound exactly like a modern Republican. Stuff like: "Whatever happened to the survival of the fittest? Whatever happened to the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer? Whatever happened to pure, unadultered greed?" and "You can't even dump industrial waste anymore because it might harm 'the natural habitat.' I'm supposed to start worrying about animals now? Look how they live -- wallowing in the dirt, sleeping in trees -- that's not natural."

/the hu-mon bit reminded me
 
2012-09-27 10:00:34 PM  

kimwim: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 425x296]


In 2008 when my wife saw the Obama/baby photos, her ovaries were tingling. I don't think I would trust her in the same room as him.
 
2012-09-27 10:02:01 PM  

propasaurus: Here's another picture of Obama with children:
www.csmonitor.com


You, Sir, have made me guffaw! Kudos!
 
2012-09-27 10:06:50 PM  
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 10:09:27 PM  

propasaurus: Here's another picture of Obama with children:
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]


Yeah, but none of them are crying.

kaystreet.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-27 10:18:02 PM  

Krieghund: propasaurus: Here's another picture of Obama with children:
[www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]

Yeah, but none of them are crying.

[kaystreet.files.wordpress.com image 240x375]


I see you went with that Boehner crying episode. I always have a hard time picking. We are pretty close to about two dozen separate occasions where he is crying like an idiot.
 
2012-09-27 10:18:25 PM  
That Bush one makes me laugh :D

His mugging is endearing in a weird way.
 
2012-09-27 10:22:33 PM  

Kittypie070: That Bush one makes me laugh :D

His mugging is endearing in a weird way.


Bush was always hard to hate even when he was farking everything up so badly.
 
2012-09-27 10:34:44 PM  

mrshowrules: Kittypie070: That Bush one makes me laugh :D

His mugging is endearing in a weird way.

Bush was always hard to hate even when he was farking everything up so badly.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 10:35:01 PM  

Kittypie070: That Bush one makes me laugh :D

His mugging is endearing in a weird way.


I agree. It's dopey, but you can still tell he's a father and had kids that age at some point. (I'm reminded that, in the transition period after the 2008 election, Bush and Obama were able to bond over both of them being the father of two daughters.) Looking at the Romney picture, it's hard to believe he has five kids. Granted, it's just one isolated expression, but it gives the impression that he was pretty hands-off as a father, leaving the child-rearing to his wife.
 
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