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(Daily Mail)   OK Amanda Bynes you can attend your court hearing with your lawyer or you can go shopping. Guess which she chose, go ahead guess   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
    More: Stupid, Amanda Bynes, court hears, New York, shopping spree, Lindsay Lohan  
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2012-09-27 08:24:32 PM
Ok,but did Chipmunk Girl drive or was she driven?

If it's the former:

i394.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 08:28:22 PM
That's what attornies are for, dumbmitter.
Yes, she SHOULD appear in court, but as long as her lawyer is there to represent her that's all that matters.
 
2012-09-27 10:32:29 PM
Well, if the Lohan saga taught us anything, it's that Hollywood "starlets" can get away with damn near anything. Looks like she's just following her example.
 
2012-09-27 10:44:37 PM

cretinbob: That's what attornies are for, dumbmitter.
Yes, she SHOULD appear in court, but as long as her lawyer is there to represent her that's all that matters.


I just had attornies for dinner and they were delicious.
 
2012-09-27 10:54:05 PM
You really don't need to fly the client across the country for announcement of a misdemeanor charge.

I mean, yes, Amanda Bynes is unhinged, but on this one neither she nor the lawyer did anything wrong or unusual.
 
2012-09-27 10:59:44 PM
Great greenlight!

It's so amazing that in spite of fierce competition, Fark readership continues to grow, due to fresh, innovative headlines, and exciting, relevant news stories that readers really want to hear about!

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-09-27 11:08:49 PM
It sounds like she's been watching Ho-han's endless courtroom farces and decided that dumb, ignorant, self-serving press stunts centered on legal blowback can get you acres of press.

And Fark proves her right.
 
2012-09-27 11:34:00 PM
What's with these biatches and the farking sunglasses? fark, nothing is uglier than a chick in sunglasses.
 
2012-09-27 11:39:15 PM
Who?
 
2012-09-27 11:41:57 PM
So... There've been a lot of links referencing her lately so I feel it's important to ask...

Who the hell is Amanda Bynes?

/Why yes, I do trust snarky responses from Farkers more than Wikipedia
 
2012-09-28 12:07:45 AM

timswar: So... There've been a lot of links referencing her lately so I feel it's important to ask...

Who the hell is Amanda Bynes?

/Why yes, I do trust snarky responses from Farkers more than Wikipedia


I will not snark at this because even if you did know that she had some shows on Nickelodeon a decade ago, that knowledge would be utterly useless.
 
2012-09-28 12:22:58 AM
onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.

If you ever needed to have a reasonable preception of the DailyMail, there you go. They reported on an E-list celebrity taking a 25 minute shiat.
 
2012-09-28 12:26:52 AM
Her opening Wiki paragraph makes her sound great, and while it's factually true, they should add her fall from grace in there now.

Amanda Laura Bynes (born April 3, 1986)[1] is an American actress, singer, and fashion designer. Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You. She transitioned to a film career, starring in several films aimed at teenage audiences, including What a Girl Wants (2003), Love Wrecked (2005), She's the Man (2006), Hairspray (2007), Sydney White (2007) and Easy A (2010).
She was named one of Teen People's "25 Hottest Stars Under 25" in 2006,[2] and in 2007, Forbes listed her as the fifth highest paid celebrity under 21, with earnings of $2.5 million.[3]
 
2012-09-28 12:32:53 AM
Likely a calculate stunt.
 
2012-09-28 12:37:59 AM
I know of a lawyer who won a case by specifically having her client not show up. Apparently the prosecution had forgotten to subpoena her, which meant she had no legal obligation to be there as long as the lawyer was there on her behalf.

So the prosecutor was complaining to the judge that he had no case unless he could question the client, and the judge was like "well, guess you'll know to issue a subpoena next time. Dismissed."
 
2012-09-28 12:50:52 AM

SN1987a goes boom: onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.

If you ever needed to have a reasonable preception of the DailyMail, there you go. They reported on an E-list celebrity taking a 25 minute shiat.


For the most part I'd agree with you. E-List though? Come on.
 
2012-09-28 12:51:52 AM
As I guy, I'm not really the interested in shopping, but I have to say, if I was given the choice between going to court or shopping, I'd probably choose shopping too.
 
2012-09-28 01:22:13 AM
I seen we are busy bumping aside kim kardashian for a new person we have never heard of..
 
2012-09-28 01:42:20 AM
Please please please let this lead to a Playboy spread.
 
2012-09-28 02:09:52 AM
She has amazing legs.
 
2012-09-28 02:32:45 AM
she played a doctor on house.
 
2012-09-28 03:34:16 AM

Harry_Seldon: She has amazing legs.


Do you mean it's amazing she can stand on them?

I don't care if there a pictures of her having a lesbian three way in a hot tub on the internet tomorrow, I saw the pictures of the inside of that nasty biatches car. She may be driving a BMW, but it don't matter if the dashboard is smeared with Cheetos residue and the floor is covered in hair and used tampons. Nasty biatch is nasty.

i.imgur.com

If a chic keeps her car this disgusting imagine what her crotch smells like...
 
2012-09-28 04:56:02 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: What's with these biatches and the farking sunglasses? fark, nothing is uglier than a chick in sunglasses.


1.bp.blogspot.com
You're an idiot.
 
2012-09-28 05:03:26 AM

wholedamnshow: SN1987a goes boom: onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.

If you ever needed to have a reasonable preception of the DailyMail, there you go. They reported on an E-list celebrity taking a 25 minute shiat.

For the most part I'd agree with you. E-List though? Come on.


Yeah. I think I'm E-list.
/Modeled in a local catalog for 3 months. Acted in a play in Junior High.
//Maybe I-list...
 
2012-09-28 06:22:47 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: You're an idiot.


That's the best you could do? Everyone knows Audrey Hepburn was cute, but she looks awful in that photo.
 
2012-09-28 07:35:03 AM

HarlequinGuy: It sounds like she's been watching Ho-han's endless courtroom farces and decided that dumb, ignorant, self-serving press stunts centered on legal blowback can get you acres of press.

And Fark proves her right.


Yeah, but who has used this kind of press to advance their career, i.e. getting better/more acting roles? I know Kim K. and Paris used the press for gain but neither had any tallent to begin with. The only one I can think of is Brittany and she has never climbed back to her pre-meltdown level.
 
2012-09-28 07:36:14 AM

Suicide of a Phoenix: Her opening Wiki paragraph makes her sound great, and while it's factually true, they should add her fall from grace in there now.

Amanda Laura Bynes (born April 3, 1986)[1] is an American actress, singer, and fashion designer. Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You. She transitioned to a film career, starring in several films aimed at teenage audiences, including What a Girl Wants (2003), Love Wrecked (2005), She's the Man (2006), Hairspray (2007), Sydney White (2007) and Easy A (2010).
She was named one of Teen People's "25 Hottest Stars Under 25" in 2006,[2] and in 2007, Forbes listed her as the fifth highest paid celebrity under 21, with earnings of $2.5 million.[3]


I'm also going to add that, back in the day, her comedic style was compared to Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett.

If she's trying to go full Lohan with a Robert Downey Jr comeback, someone tell her she's down the Charlie Sheen path.
 
2012-09-28 07:40:42 AM
Tort Reform
 
2012-09-28 08:34:28 AM

Harry_Seldon: She has amazing legs.


i.dailymail.co.uk

I wish I had been in NYC... I would have happily entertained her. No need to dine alone Amanda, call me!
 
2012-09-28 08:53:33 AM
When it's time to harvest her soul, can someone give me a call or shoot me an email. thanks
 
2012-09-28 09:05:19 AM
SN1987a goes boom
:onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.
If you ever needed to have a reasonable preception of the DailyMail, there you go. They reported on an E-list celebrity taking a 25 minute shiat.


Whenever my brother spent 25 minutes in the bathroom, he was never taking a dump. Perhaps the DailyMail is exposing her serial masterbation problem.
 
2012-09-28 09:21:19 AM

varmitydog: SN1987a goes boom
:onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.
If you ever needed to have a reasonable preception of the DailyMail, there you go. They reported on an E-list celebrity taking a 25 minute shiat.

Whenever my brother spent 25 minutes in the bathroom, he was never taking a dump. Perhaps the DailyMail is exposing her serial masterbation problem.


Finally a celebrity all of Fark can identify with other than Wil Wheaton.
 
2012-09-28 09:37:00 AM
The 26-year-old spent around two hours dining alone at Cafe Habana in the SoHo neighborhood with onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.

That's a lot of coke.
 
2012-09-28 10:03:48 AM
I seem to recall a few threads here on a blog that talked about several Hollywood actresses who doubled as prostitutes for incredibly wealthy clients.

Anyone wanna bet she's one of the Hollywood starlets available for rent?
 
2012-09-28 11:03:27 AM

Harry_Seldon: She has amazing legs.


and they'd look AWESOME behind her ears
 
2012-09-28 11:04:25 AM

Poison Appleseeds: Harry_Seldon: She has amazing legs.

Do you mean it's amazing she can stand on them?

I don't care if there a pictures of her having a lesbian three way in a hot tub on the internet tomorrow, I saw the pictures of the inside of that nasty biatches car. She may be driving a BMW, but it don't matter if the dashboard is smeared with Cheetos residue and the floor is covered in hair and used tampons. Nasty biatch is nasty.

[i.imgur.com image 550x367]

If a chic keeps her car this disgusting imagine what her crotch smells like...


you sound anal

and gay

and gay anal
 
2012-09-28 11:21:41 AM
gaynal
 
2012-09-28 11:29:20 AM

Poison Appleseeds: Harry_Seldon: She has amazing legs.

Do you mean it's amazing she can stand on them?

I don't care if there a pictures of her having a lesbian three way in a hot tub on the internet tomorrow, I saw the pictures of the inside of that nasty biatches car. She may be driving a BMW, but it don't matter if the dashboard is smeared with Cheetos residue and the floor is covered in hair and used tampons. Nasty biatch is nasty.

[i.imgur.com image 550x367]

If a chic keeps her car this disgusting imagine what her crotch smells like...


It just means she'll be more likely to go ass to mouth and like it.
 
2012-09-28 12:09:43 PM
"cretinbob: That's what attornies are for, dumbmitter."

It's spelled "attorneys", you illiterate cretin.
 
2012-09-28 12:55:34 PM

SN1987a goes boom: onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom.

If you ever needed to have a reasonable preception of the DailyMail, there you go. They reported on an E-list celebrity taking a 25 minute shiat.


I thought they reported not long ago she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain?
 
2012-09-28 01:15:51 PM
"onlookers claiming she spent more than 25 minutes in the bathroom."

Heroin makes you constipated.

www.gonemovies.com
 
2012-09-28 01:58:29 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: I seem to recall a few threads here on a blog that talked about several Hollywood actresses who doubled as prostitutes for incredibly wealthy clients.

Anyone wanna bet she's one of the Hollywood starlets available for rent?


www.cwomen.com

erm
 
2012-09-28 03:29:28 PM
Are we sure that's her?
 
2012-09-28 06:37:59 PM

swahnhennessy: Everyone knows Audrey Hepburn was cute, but she looks awful in that photo.


This. I've never seen an unflattering picture of Audrey Hepburn until today. Even when she was old and sick and frail, she still looked charming.
 
2012-09-29 03:40:57 AM

frepnog: Waxing_Chewbacca: I seem to recall a few threads here on a blog that talked about several Hollywood actresses who doubled as prostitutes for incredibly wealthy clients.

Anyone wanna bet she's one of the Hollywood starlets available for rent?

[www.cwomen.com image 321x500]

erm


Except that those rumors have been debunked as a big trolololollll 
 
2012-09-29 10:23:46 AM

Trey Le Parc: "cretinbob: That's what attornies are for, dumbmitter."

It's spelled "attorneys", you illiterate cretin.


Yeah, it didn't get autocorrected, so I went for it. It did look wrong.
 
2012-09-29 08:50:10 PM

Lee's_Austin: Are we sure that's her?


I'm with you, I don't think it is.
 
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