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(Daily Mail)   Beauty queen has quarter of her skull removed and stored in her stomach for six weeks after a fishing accident before doctors successfully re-attach it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2012-09-27 09:17:39 PM
I've heard of chicks who swallow giving head, but this is out there, man.
 
2012-09-27 09:18:25 PM
'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?
 
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2012-09-27 09:18:33 PM

strangeguitar: I've heard of chicks who swallow giving head, but this is out there, man.


thread ova.
 
2012-09-27 09:18:35 PM
They can seem like insufferable pricks but that "fark it, I can do this" attitude make surgeons some pretty amazing farkers.
 
2012-09-27 09:20:06 PM
A shame the crippling debt will sap that zeal for life real quick.

Nice story though.
 
2012-09-27 09:20:21 PM

strangeguitar: I've heard of chicks who swallow giving head, but this is out there, man.


And there's a nice spot to set your beer on her head during the activity.
 
2012-09-27 09:20:52 PM
Why does beauty queen generally mean "woman with pronounced chin and cheekbones who smiles like the Joker did experiments on her"?
 
2012-09-27 09:21:28 PM
* Hilton was Mrs Idaho 2009 and competed in Mrs America

English, mother farker. Do you speak it? Oh wait that's what it's really called? All my sorries.
 
2012-09-27 09:22:19 PM
Yay science?
 
2012-09-27 09:23:53 PM
Ohhhh, Mrs. America. That would explain why I can't fap to her.

/yet
 
2012-09-27 09:27:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?


Jesus, give her a break. I'm sure she appreciated the doctors as well.
 
2012-09-27 09:27:53 PM

BeSerious: A shame the crippling debt will sap that zeal for life real quick.

Nice story though.


They'll probably file for bankruptcy. Not that insurance would have helped much; the company would have weaseled out of paying.
 
2012-09-27 09:28:40 PM
Well that's thinking with your gut!
 
2012-09-27 09:30:23 PM

Mikey1969: Jesus, give her a break. I'm sure she appreciated the doctors as well.


Not enough to mention, apparently.
 
2012-09-27 09:31:05 PM

Mikey1969: Quantum Apostrophe: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?

Jesus, give her a break. I'm sure she appreciated the doctors as well.


I'll pray for her.
 
2012-09-27 09:35:14 PM
Eddie: They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

Eddie: Over here? Well this is nothin...but if this gets dented then my hair just ain't gonna look right.
 
2012-09-27 09:38:19 PM
Fake abs are such a turnoff. You can even see the scar.
 
2012-09-27 09:48:45 PM

Fizpez: They can seem like insufferable pricks but that "fark it, I can do this" attitude make surgeons some pretty amazing farkers.


Zackly so.

"So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. "

/QFT
 
2012-09-27 09:52:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?


I'm sure she could feel your hate.
 
2012-09-27 09:53:07 PM
she needed a hole in the head like she needed a hole in the head.
 
2012-09-27 09:57:38 PM
I skipped down without reading the comments, cause this is MY MOMENT.

I'd a Ho
 
2012-09-27 09:57:46 PM
I'm sure the article explains how the skull fragment ended up in her stomach, but I think its more fun to not know.
 
2012-09-27 10:00:02 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?


A LOT of people seem to forget that it was the Doctors & Nurses who saved thier lives. \

Someone once did a study that said if people knew others where praying for them that the recovery was worse off.
 
2012-09-27 10:02:55 PM
High-speed rocket fishing?
 
2012-09-27 10:04:51 PM
I served with a guy in Iraq who got shot in the head. They tried to keep the skull fragments alive by sewing them into his stomach, but it caused him terrible pain, so they removed them and gave him a plastic skull instead. Esquire did an article about him a few years ago. Link
 
2012-09-27 10:12:43 PM

Mikey1969: Quantum Apostrophe: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?

Jesus, give her a break. I'm sure she appreciated the doctors as well.


The doctors are 100% reliant on the Lord guiding their hands during surgery. Without God, they would have just stabbed her in the head with a screwdriver until it detached and then played football with it.
 
2012-09-27 10:17:37 PM
get this broad, the genius who walked into the airplane prop and a few more whiz kid beauty queens who got fingered by the fickle finger of fate and we can have a reality/damaged beauty show that can't be beat.
 
2012-09-27 10:24:22 PM
'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

I'm not a medical professional, but I've had many people "Thank the Lord" for my assistance (or sometimes just my presence), and it doesn't bother me a bit. I take the compliment in the spirit it was given. They are telling me they appreciate me within the context of their belief system, and that's enough. Even if they are "giving credit" to a god I don't believe in, it's not a zero-sum game. My ego is not bruised.

So pipe down, you anti-theists. No need to get offended on behalf of the doctors and nurses. If you want to protest the wrongs of institutionalized religion, there are for more important issues than how people express gratitude.
 
2012-09-27 10:24:32 PM
I found the perfect guy for her:

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2012-09-27 10:25:11 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk 


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2012-09-27 10:30:31 PM
My friend had a severed finger put in his gut for a few weeks to preserve it while the wounded hand healed. It seems to be a pretty common strategy.
 
2012-09-27 10:42:51 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?


Dear Miss Beauty Queen, I am really happy you're still with us. It's awesome- really. But in light of your belief that God directly intervenes in our lives and controls what happens to us, why the fark did he make you fall on that boulder in the first place?
 
2012-09-27 10:43:47 PM
I'd skullfark her.
 
2012-09-27 10:45:10 PM

LindenFark: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

I'm not a medical professional, but I've had many people "Thank the Lord" for my assistance (or sometimes just my presence), and it doesn't bother me a bit. I take the compliment in the spirit it was given. They are telling me they appreciate me within the context of their belief system, and that's enough. Even if they are "giving credit" to a god I don't believe in, it's not a zero-sum game. My ego is not bruised.

So pipe down, you anti-theists. No need to get offended on behalf of the doctors and nurses. If you want to protest the wrongs of institutionalized religion, there are for more important issues than how people express gratitude.


You know, the only reason you helped anyone was God made you do it.
 
2012-09-27 10:48:20 PM

Fizpez: They can seem like insufferable pricks but that "fark it, I can do this" attitude make surgeons some pretty amazing farkers.



I am more amazed at the ability for the human body to take this kind of abuse and still heal into some semblance of normalcy.
 
2012-09-27 10:58:50 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 'Your prayers are FELT and APPRECIATED! Never in my life have I FELT the prayers and faith of others in my behalf. What a marvelous experience. THANK YOU!'

Did you also FEEL the doctors saving your skull, dumbass?


Ahem, who is the dumbass? If you read the article you would have seen this:
As she came round from the operation she called the doctor over to her and said: 'Thank you for what you have done. You have saved my life!'
 
2012-09-27 11:08:48 PM
Hey guys, if someone you don't even know, who has absolutely no impact on your life gets you so worked up because the used "the G word"...well, maybe you have a problem.
 
2012-09-27 11:17:25 PM
Oh, and abdomen =/= stomach.
 
2012-09-27 11:20:10 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-27 11:31:22 PM
They didn't place it in her STOMACH, the acids would have dissolved it. It was placed in her abdominal cavity. BIG DIFFERENCE! Is it too hard to understand that not everything south of your tits is stomach? This is a cool technique, if it really works, but don't dumb it down.
 
2012-09-27 11:39:53 PM
"Jamie posted a photo of the skull in her abdomen on her blog page entitled 'Miracles believe in them' as well as a photo showing a scar running the length of her head."

Science, believe in it.
 
2012-09-27 11:47:12 PM

ArcadianRefugee: I found the perfect guy for her:


What the fark is that guy's story?
 
2012-09-27 11:47:47 PM

SouthParkCon: [farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x391]


Imagine a world without fetishistic statism disguised as Marxism.

Dumbass.
 
2012-09-27 11:48:43 PM

Ready-set: ArcadianRefugee: I found the perfect guy for her:

What the fark is that guy's story?


He asked his barber, Stevie Wonder, for 'a little off the top'?
 
2012-09-27 11:50:28 PM
And quite frankly, atheistic sentiment in communist regimes had more to do with purging political rivals and holdovers from the entrenched elite. They wanted to purge, so they used atheism. Pope Urban used a little brown Jew. They're all dicks, and so are you for intentionally distorting the truth.
 
2012-09-28 12:09:05 AM

SouthParkCon: [farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x391]


Furthermore, to spare others who might fall for your troll, I'd like to point out that Ho Chi Minh was deified by his communist party, and referred to as an immortal saint.

Wikipedia has an entire article on religion in Cuba.

Stalin was trained in an Orthodox seminary, and today people make religious icons in his image.

Kim Il-Sung expropriated existing prophecies and folk beliefs surrounding the Choseon dynasty, and is now worshiped as an immortal being by his people.

Pol Pot wanted to stamp out religion because he didn't care for priests, monks, or anyone who wasn't literally a ditch-digging farmer. He had all the rest killed.


And finally, none of that is 'Organized Atheism.' What you are depicting is a little-known and somewhat obscure economic model known as communism.
 
2012-09-28 12:37:23 AM
the temptation to play the skull on her stomach as a drum must have been overwhelming
 
2012-09-28 12:37:43 AM
SouthParkCon:

Yeah because nobody involved in organized religion ever committed atrocities, right?

Science lets you build airplanes. Religion lets you fly them into buildings.
 
2012-09-28 12:40:58 AM
She must have felt a great sense of trepanation before having the bit of skull implanted in her.
 
2012-09-28 12:48:39 AM
I have a good friend who had that done when she had a stroke. she said the cool thing was that you could lay in bed and play with it, shift it around and such.

She was in a PhD program at Harvard when it happened, went back and finished and got her degree. Also rode ponies across the Mongolian steppes and lived in a yurt for a while. She constantly amazes. me.
 
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