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(Right Wing Watch)   Catholic Bishop: I'm not telling you how to vote. However, if you vote Democratic, you're most likely going to Hell   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 29
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2012-09-27 11:41:15 PM
7 votes:
Bishop thinks he's King, white-Knights for the church, Rooks the public, tells Pawns to vote Romney, pisses off Queens. Checkmate.
2012-09-27 07:48:31 PM
4 votes:
I'm not telling you how to worship, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
2012-09-27 06:05:27 PM
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-27 05:48:10 PM
3 votes:
Paprocki concludes with a warning that while he is "not telling you which party or which candidates to vote for or against," backing the Democratic Party may put your eternal salvation at risk: "a vote for a candidate who promotes actions or behaviors that are intrinsically evil and gravely sinful makes you morally complicit and places the eternal salvation of your own soul in serious jeopardy."

I'd put my voting record up against his on Judgement Day. In the meantime he can stick a frock in it.
2012-09-27 08:54:48 PM
2 votes:
wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-09-27 08:02:27 PM
2 votes:
The good news is that I can go vote for a Democrat, then go confess my sins and all will be forgiven.

After voting I'm going to go hangout with this new friend I made. I don't think the Republicans would like him much though ... he is a homeless bearded who travels around meeting new people. He gave away all his possessions and wants nothing more then peace and well-being for everyone regardless of who they are. I think he is pretty cool and hope that one day someone writes a book about all his adventures and the neat stuff he says.
2012-09-27 07:54:48 PM
2 votes:
Sweet. If the Catholic church looses it's tax exemption that ought to make a dent in the deficit.
2012-09-27 07:44:09 PM
2 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Just this weekend my grandmother me voting for Obama is grounds for disinheritence.


I dropped the word 'told' somewhere, let me know if anyone finds it.
2012-09-27 07:37:05 PM
2 votes:
files.chesscomfiles.com
2012-09-27 07:33:56 PM
2 votes:
But if you vote Republican, Hell comes to you!

/decisions, decisions
2012-09-27 06:41:29 PM
2 votes:
Considering his stance on the whole "raping of children" thing, I think he's going to get to Hell himself, indignantly ask "where are all the Obama voters?" and be told to shut the fark up while Satan feeds a Cialis the size of a beer keg to the octo-penised rapephant.
2012-09-28 08:16:30 AM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-09-28 03:07:16 AM
1 votes:
And the best part? I don't pay taxes! Bwah hah hah ha ha!
2012-09-28 02:08:10 AM
1 votes:

coeyagi: HeartBurnKid: I do love the contrast between this link and the one two up from it. Apparently, the majority of Catholics are going to Hell.

Can't be any worse than an Earthbound fate of going to mass every week.


Could be a funny story:
I had an aunt who would leave mass right after communion, not waiting for the rest of the ritual. After her funeral mass, one relative remarked "Fisrt time she stayed for a full mass".
2012-09-27 09:07:22 PM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: If you let a clergyman tell you how to vote you deserve to go to hell.

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
- Steven Weinberg


wow. a quote about religion from a physicist. You couldn't find an electrician to quote? Or a dry wall installer?
2012-09-27 09:03:36 PM
1 votes:

Kibbler: To put it briefly, I was at the end of the first row and he gestured for me to come forward. I had stood aside to let others go. He tried to wave me up anyway, as if I had no choice. Look of irritated impatience. Wave all you want, farkwit. I'm not moving.


Sounds like a Vegas magic act. "We need a volunteer from the audience to feast on our Lord's delicious flesh! You in the first row, come on down, Sir! Come on everyone, let him hear it! "
2012-09-27 09:00:20 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Monkeyhouse Zendo: I may have mixed up Limbo and Purgatory but one of them went away in the past few years. I just can't be bothered to keep track of their medieval superstitions.

How can they just change the rules in the middle of the game? It's supposed to be a religion, not another edition of Dungeons and Dragons.


D&D cosmology makes more sense.
2012-09-27 08:57:17 PM
1 votes:
I had to atttend a Catholic service recently. It was one of the most condescending things I've ever experienced. When it was time for the cannibalism, he tried to bully everyone to come up; those not wanting communion would instead receive a "special blessing." Um, no. To put it briefly, I was at the end of the first row and he gestured for me to come forward. I had stood aside to let others go. He tried to wave me up anyway, as if I had no choice. Look of irritated impatience. Wave all you want, farkwit. I'm not moving.

I'm pretty sure the look in my eyes made it clear that, yes, gowned dancing Sky Man, I have a choice. Shall we get into it? At a wedding? Yes? No? Ah, I see you've looked away now. Don't eye-fark me again, gowned dancing Sky Man. You get just as much respect as you've shown me.

One more wedding and then no more church services ever. I'd rather go to the DMV.
2012-09-27 08:48:37 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Just this weekend my grandmother me voting for Obama is grounds for disinheritence.

Damn. Now you're going to miss out on that double-wide and the full Blu-Ray set of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.


Jesus dude, she's old, a little confused, and damaged by Fox News, but she's still my grandma.

Asshole
2012-09-27 08:38:35 PM
1 votes:

Jairzinho: Dear Bishop,
As a Catholic I feel ashamed for your stupid comments. Democrats are not promoting any shiat, They a merely preventing assholes like you from trying to get people who want to legislate morality elected, you little piece of shiat.
People like you are part of the cause of the Church's deplorable reputation
Go fark yourself.
Jairzinho

/Great. Now I can't get communion. Anger is a sin.


Just go to confession and say that ignorant make you angry.
2012-09-27 08:37:01 PM
1 votes:
Dear Bishop,
As a Catholic I feel ashamed for your stupid comments. Democrats are not promoting any shiat, They a merely preventing assholes like you from trying to get people who want to legislate morality elected, you little piece of shiat.
People like you are part of the cause of the Church's deplorable reputation
Go fark yourself.
Jairzinho

/Great. Now I can't get communion. Anger is a sin.
2012-09-27 08:31:47 PM
1 votes:

Jaws_Victim: suckfest: When i think, wwjd, I know Jesus wouldn't be ok with Ann Rand economics, torture, repeal of habeous corpus,, war greed, saying anything to win, the hate speech, the group think and wall of no in the republican party our bringing the US to default to get concessions. In short Jesus probably wouldnt vote but if he did probably wouldn't be for the party that tried to cut every safety net we have for the poor, widowed, old or crippled.

How do you know, have you met Jesus?


The bible?
2012-09-27 08:16:36 PM
1 votes:
No. If you vote Democrat it just proves you haven't thought about or just don't care about you or your children's future. Or just proves what a complete idiot you are.
2012-09-27 08:16:35 PM
1 votes:

madgonad: Just wondering why this isn't considered an act of war?

The Catholic clergy are representatives of a foreign nation. They are put into power and given financial resources by that foreign government and they are deliberately meddling in the political structure of this nation. If Iran was doing these, we would be at war.

So who's with me on sending a carrier over to the Vatican and start bombing?

/and don't complain about the destruction of ancient artworks - we all know that the church only sucks up artifacts


That is sooooo 2 wars ago. We drone things now.
2012-09-27 07:47:04 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Break a deal, FACE THE WHEEL!!



Gulag..... gulag.... gulag...

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-27 07:46:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm not telling you how to worship, however, if you keep aligning yourself with Yaldoboath over Pistis Sophia, you're most likely not going to reach pleroma.
2012-09-27 07:37:26 PM
1 votes:
Look. The deal is that the Church doesn't meddle into politics, and the Church gets to be 100% tax-free.

Break a deal, FACE THE WHEEL!!

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-09-27 06:48:47 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: the octo-penised rapephant.


Come on, now. You're making Hell sound better than it is.
2012-09-27 05:58:12 PM
1 votes:
Hmmm...do I want to mess with the Bishop?

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