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2012-09-27 03:07:10 PM
I think the writer misspelled 'goat'.
 
2012-09-27 03:17:25 PM
I guess that's the only safe way to have sex with Kesha and not get an STD, already be dead.
 
2012-09-27 03:25:00 PM
Ke$ha successfully gets people to talk about her who swear they don't like her and want nothing else to do with her.

Again.

Genius.
 
2012-09-27 03:30:40 PM
With KingKauff's Ghost?
 
2012-09-27 03:35:19 PM
This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.
 
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2012-09-27 03:38:39 PM
www.artproof.org

Well, there is a police sketch artist rendering of the suspect along with forensic evidence.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-27 03:50:26 PM
What sex with a ghost may look like:

scrapetv.com
 
2012-09-27 04:19:00 PM
She's either a big fan of The Entity or she's a shameless AW. My guess is both.
 
2012-09-27 04:36:19 PM

Bob_Laublaw: I think the writer misspelled 'goat'.



Please don't insist.

www.whatsonningbo.com

I think some farker described her as like a "keg with arms"
 
2012-09-27 04:36:48 PM
Dude, it wasn't a ghost. It was me in a white sheet with eyeholes cut in it. I didn't think she'd actually fall for it.

Nobody tell her.
 
2012-09-27 04:50:21 PM

Coco LaFemme: This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.


Bukkake$ha,huh? Well,that explains a lot.
 
2012-09-27 05:41:06 PM
Its ectoplasm! ah man! ectoplasm everywhere.
 
2012-09-27 05:41:53 PM

MaxxLarge: Dude, it wasn't a ghost. It was me in a white sheet with eyeholes cut in it. I didn't think she'd actually fall for it.

Nobody tell her.


You even used a fitted sheet and she still didn't catch on. Girl be dumb.
 
2012-09-27 05:42:57 PM

Coco LaFemme: This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.


I must've missed that.

I'm not at all interested, but I have a friend who might be.

Link?
 
2012-09-27 05:43:36 PM
Did the ghost contract an STD? Did he slime her? How could she tell?
 
2012-09-27 05:45:08 PM

Coco LaFemme: This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.


Hey, that made me like her more.
 
2012-09-27 05:50:56 PM

strangeguitar: Coco LaFemme: This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.

I must've missed that.

I'm not at all interested, but I have a friend who might be.

Link?


I just GISed "Kei$ha cum" and was taken to a page that said:

GIRL SQUIRTS SPAGHETTIOS OUT OF HER VAGINA AS 'PERFORMANCE ART'


You're on your own, dude.
 
2012-09-27 05:55:08 PM

Diogenes: You're on your own, dude.


That was the worst. It was spoiled rotten spaghetti o's too.

I have no clue how those were connected...ok maybe I do.
 
2012-09-27 05:59:33 PM

Diogenes: I just GISed "Kei$ha cum" and was taken to a page that said:

GIRL SQUIRTS SPAGHETTIOS OUT OF HER VAGINA AS 'PERFORMANCE ART'



And I just got my 5 bucks worth for this month. Awesome.
 
2012-09-27 06:00:45 PM
Dr. Crusher should have warned her after that experience on the Scottish planet.
 
2012-09-27 06:18:50 PM
Ke$ha's still around? I figured she went down the memory hole awhile back.
 
2012-09-27 06:27:11 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Ke$ha's still around? I figured she went down the memory hole awhile back.



ts2.mm.bing.net

RIP
 
2012-09-27 06:30:03 PM
It wasn't a ghost.

Look.
I was bored, playing around with this invisibility potion, one thing led to another, yadda yadda yadda...
 
2012-09-27 07:10:01 PM
When life imitates an Oglaf comic.
 
2012-09-27 07:12:33 PM
Who is this Ke-dollar sign-ha person everyone is talking about?

/oblig
 
2012-09-27 07:13:55 PM

Coco LaFemme: This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.


Obviously that was ectoplasm.
 
2012-09-27 07:22:50 PM
mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-27 07:31:22 PM
Attention whore says what?
 
2012-09-27 07:40:46 PM

What sex with a ghost most likely looks like:

cdn.ghosttheory.com


Really. The scenes where Barbara Hershey has sex with the ghost I've had to watch over and over because it's such a "WTF?" moment.

 
2012-09-27 08:12:09 PM
It's a shame she didn't save that story for her next Mensa meeting.
 
2012-09-27 08:23:52 PM

Diogenes:
I just GISed "Kei$ha cum" and was taken to a page that said:

GIRL SQUIRTS SPAGHETTIOS OUT OF HER VAGINA AS 'PERFORMANCE ART'

You're on your own, dude.


That's Nasty... *click* *click* *fap*
 
2012-09-27 08:24:28 PM

Coco LaFemme: This is the same woman who had photos of her after a guy jerked off on her chest splashed across the Internet.


You say that like its a bad thing....
 
2012-09-27 08:34:21 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: With KingKauff's Ghost?



Abe Vigoda's Ghost
 
2012-09-27 08:45:52 PM
Came for goat, left satisfied.

/that doesn't sound right
 
2012-09-27 09:02:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I think some farker described her as like a "keg with arms"


"Built like a thumb" is another good one
 
2012-09-27 09:16:09 PM
So, whoever it is that raped her, you should be ashamed of yourself.
 
2012-09-27 10:08:45 PM
Wasn't this a porn film?
 
2012-09-27 10:10:06 PM
She is built like those siamese twins on TLC, but she only has one head.
 
2012-09-27 10:17:17 PM
Why is it we've got "singers" like Katy Perry who look like Katy Perry, but are physically incapable of singing, yet here we are with Ke$ha, who can sing, but looks like...well...Ke$ha.

There are enough fantastic looking girls out there with actual singing talent, who would kill their BFF Jill to sign that recording contract. Why does Katy Perry exist? Or Ke$ha for that matter?
 
2012-09-27 10:35:57 PM

Kuroshin: Why is it we've got "singers" like Katy Perry who look like Katy Perry, but are physically incapable of singing, yet here we are with Ke$ha, who can sing, but looks like...well...Ke$ha.

There are enough fantastic looking girls out there with actual singing talent, who would kill their BFF Jill to sign that recording contract. Why does Katy Perry exist? Or Ke$ha for that matter?


Ke$ha can "sing?" Since when? Katy Perry can kind of sing, but, really? You're seriously posting that Ke$ha can sing? You HAVE heard her music, right? You're not confused with another musician, are you?
 
2012-09-27 10:39:56 PM
...ghost herpes?
 
2012-09-27 11:23:05 PM
Deep Thoughts with Kesha

From when Jenna Marbles had potential.
 
2012-09-27 11:57:32 PM

daysofinspiration: She is built like those siamese twins on TLC, but she only has one head.


Awesome.
 
2012-09-28 12:14:44 AM

ThatBillmanGuy: Kuroshin: Why is it we've got "singers" like Katy Perry who look like Katy Perry, but are physically incapable of singing, yet here we are with Ke$ha, who can sing, but looks like...well...Ke$ha.

There are enough fantastic looking girls out there with actual singing talent, who would kill their BFF Jill to sign that recording contract. Why does Katy Perry exist? Or Ke$ha for that matter?

Ke$ha can "sing?" Since when? Katy Perry can kind of sing, but, really? You're seriously posting that Ke$ha can sing? You HAVE heard her music, right? You're not confused with another musician, are you?


There's a YouTube video where she's supposedly singing her new single a capella on a Tokyo subway, but like every other of her songs, it sounds like it was drowned in Auto-Tune

Judge for yourself

Bonus: The annoyed look on the Japanese commuters faces when she "sings".
 
2012-09-28 12:22:40 AM
I would tie my wife up and make her watch me do ke$ha, untie her and hand her a knife... and it woul be worth it
 
2012-09-28 12:48:28 AM
Not sure what her appeal is. She can't sing worth of shiat. She's not smart or interesting. I see at least a couple dozen better looking girls than her on a weekly basis at my job.
 
2012-09-28 05:04:18 AM

wholedamnshow: Not sure what her appeal is. She can't sing worth of shiat. She's not smart or interesting. I see at least a couple dozen better looking girls than her on a weekly basis at my job.


Her appeal is probably to teenage drama queens who themselves are exceedingly average and self-absorbed. When they buy something off Ke$ha, they're essentially spending money on a version of themselves. The less talented Ke$ha actually is, the better. It's not aspirational, because it's aimed at people who have given up hope, and can only assert themselves in the most indirect way. It's mental masturbation for people with low self esteem.
 
2012-09-28 05:53:13 AM

moof: wholedamnshow: Not sure what her appeal is. She can't sing worth of shiat. She's not smart or interesting. I see at least a couple dozen better looking girls than her on a weekly basis at my job.

Her appeal is probably to teenage drama queens who themselves are exceedingly average and self-absorbed. When they buy something off Ke$ha, they're essentially spending money on a version of themselves. The less talented Ke$ha actually is, the better. It's not aspirational, because it's aimed at people who have given up hope, and can only assert themselves in the most indirect way. It's mental masturbation for people with low self esteem.


You sound like you've given this a lot of thought.
 
2012-09-28 06:07:21 AM
Why white chicks should never have black chick names....
 
2012-09-28 06:33:16 AM

jaytkay: Because People in power are Stupid: I think some farker described her as like a "keg with arms"

"Built like a thumb" is another good one


www.dvdactive.com

"How YOU doin'?"
 
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