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(US Magazine)   *chuckle* Dina Lohan *snicker* gives Amanda Bynes's *snort* parents *gag* advice on *cough* how to save their daughter. *bwahahahahahahaha*   (usmagazine.com) divider line 28
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2012-09-27 03:04:12 PM  
"Don't do any of the things I tried."
 
2012-09-27 03:05:27 PM  
Wow. She really DOES think she is as awesome as the drugs make her.
 
2012-09-27 03:17:49 PM  
I don't know why subby thinks this is a bad thing. Listen to the woman and then simply do the opposite of whatever she advises.
 
2012-09-27 03:18:47 PM  
you need some water subby?
 
2012-09-27 03:29:18 PM  
Lindsay and Amanda should team up for some girl-on-girl action. They could make a nice chunk of change off that.
 
2012-09-27 03:31:45 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-09-27 03:33:39 PM  
FTA: When pressed for general advice she'd give to parents who have been through similar situations, Dina -- also mom to Michael, Jr., 24, Ali, 18, and Cody, 16 -- replied...

I'm no fan of Dina Lohan, but it's pretty lame that she was pushed to give an answer and then ridiculed when she does. Of course, a sober, level-headed person would have just told the interviewer, "I'm really not in a position to give advice. They should handle the situation however they see fit."
 
2012-09-27 03:34:10 PM  
 
2012-09-27 03:36:22 PM  
I had a college professor who taught psychology. Before he was a professor he was a marriage councilor. He had five failed marriages, but told us about the other marriages who he saved.

I've learned that those who have the biggest failures on a subject feel that they are the experts on said subject. So, look forward to the Lindsey Lohan drug rehab center, the Amanda Bynes driving school and the Michael Moore school of unbiased documentary making.
 
2012-09-27 03:39:30 PM  
Will she comment on Amanda's dad's tiny feet?
 
2012-09-27 04:00:32 PM  
That's some good advice... for you to do the exact opposite.
 
2012-09-27 04:08:25 PM  
Dina Lohan giving advice to parents on how to handle drunken daughters is like President Obama giving advice on how to obtain a birth certificate
 
2012-09-27 04:56:01 PM  
Love the headline subby.
 
2012-09-27 05:08:56 PM  

Great Janitor: Michael Moore school of unbiased documentary making.


Michael Moore's problem is not that he's biased in his documentaries, It's that he feels justified in being deceptive in his editing to make whatever point it is he's trying to make.

That and he's fat. He's very, very fat.
 
2012-09-27 05:13:58 PM  

DancingElkCondor: Dina Lohan giving advice to parents on how to handle drunken daughters is like President Obama giving advice on how to obtain a birth certificate


Golfclap
 
2012-09-27 05:14:19 PM  
My god that was an annoying and unfunny headline.
 
2012-09-27 05:15:41 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Lindsay and Amanda should team up for some girl-on-girl action. They could make a nice chunk of change off that.


I've said it before, they just need one cup.
 
2012-09-27 05:17:52 PM  
"Dear Mr. and Ms. Bynes,
Please take careful note of all the things I've done raising Lindsey.
Now do the complete farking opposite."
 
2012-09-27 05:34:39 PM  
"Kettle, there's a call for you line one. Someone named Mrs. Pot."
 
2012-09-27 06:37:56 PM  

Snapper Carr: A drunken incestuous makeout session? (nsfw just to be safe)


Dina Lohan is the Evil Witch sucking the life out of the young women in her charge, in order to prolong her own life. Name that fairy tale/horror movie.
 
2012-09-27 06:45:28 PM  
You know what's even worse--Michael Lohan is about to become a father again.
 
2012-09-27 07:17:41 PM  
Actually, she's the best one for that job: "Everything I did? Do the opposite of that."
 
2012-09-27 07:36:44 PM  

Snapper Carr: A drunken incestuous makeout session? (nsfw just to be safe)

 
2012-09-27 07:38:27 PM  

Snapper Carr: A drunken incestuous makeout session? (nsfw just to be safe)


DAMN! try it again...

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2012-09-27 10:02:57 PM  
Brittany Spear's father did the right thing.
 
2012-09-27 10:29:57 PM  
Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
 
2012-09-27 11:24:30 PM  
At this point The Onion might just as well give up.
 
2012-09-29 01:59:40 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Brittany Spear's father did the right thing.


Britney's dad sent Sam Lutfi a text in early 2008, right before she was locked up. He said, and I have to paraphrase, "If I ever see you, I can promise you two things: I am going to jail and you are going to the hospital."
 
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