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2012-09-27 03:02:39 PM  
6 votes:
You know, I'd like to see Sam Jackson debate Romney. I believe it would go down quite a bit like Pulp Fiction.

"Say what again, Romney! I dare you! I double dare you!"
2012-09-27 02:52:37 PM  
5 votes:
He's had it with these motherfarking Republicans in our motherfarking government.
2012-09-27 12:59:25 PM  
5 votes:
But I just went the f*ck to sleep! Dammit Sam!
2012-09-27 03:09:46 PM  
4 votes:
I've just had it with all these muthaf**kin' snakes on this muthaf**kin' campaign.
2012-09-27 03:06:23 PM  
4 votes:

featurecreep: Dr. Whoof: You know, I'd like to see Sam Jackson debate Romney. I believe it would go down quite a bit like Pulp Fiction.

"Say what again, Romney! I dare you! I double dare you!"

"You running for President of What? What ain't no country I ever heard of."


"Does America look like a biatch?"
2012-09-27 03:04:10 PM  
4 votes:

Dr. Whoof: You know, I'd like to see Sam Jackson debate Romney. I believe it would go down quite a bit like Pulp Fiction.

"Say what again, Romney! I dare you! I double dare you!"


"You running for President of What? What ain't no country I ever heard of."
2012-09-27 02:57:27 PM  
4 votes:
I guess that liberals think teaching children to swear is a great idea!

Maybe that is what they do in Kenya.

/Trying to help out the other side a bit. They seem to need it.
2012-09-27 03:18:08 PM  
3 votes:
I almost spat out my morning coffee when I saw the grandparents boffing.

Also, thanks for popping my greenlight cherry!

/subby
2012-09-27 03:43:51 PM  
2 votes:
This is farking awesome. I love it. I'm showing it to my 3 year old, just so when she's 18 I can show it to her *again* and impress upon her how important this crap is.
2012-09-27 03:40:13 PM  
2 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2012-09-27 03:37:23 PM  
2 votes:
SouthParkCon: Well if Obama does take it in November then I'm going to expect my gas and mortgage to be paid, after all he is going to save the economy and heal the planet just like he said he would in '08..but this time for real. Oh and I'm still waiting on my Unicorn.

I so enjoy the smell of freshness and originality in the afternoon.
2012-09-27 03:32:35 PM  
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Who gives a shiat about what that racist says?


You, mother farker, if Romney is prez.
2012-09-27 03:15:17 PM  
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: I've just had it with all these muthaf**kin' snakes on this muthaf**kin' campaign.


Republican? ;)

Just open a window or something... ;)
2012-09-27 02:54:54 PM  
2 votes:
Why is he so blah...and angry?

I'm scared.
2012-09-27 02:29:42 PM  
2 votes:

GleeUnit: "Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research."

O.o


I can't decide how to respond. It's either



or

"This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to have a Bar Mitzvah in the synagogue where Eric Cantor went for Yom Kippur yesterday."
2012-09-27 07:41:39 PM  
1 votes:

vegasj: I love all of these pro-Obaba links making it to the politics page...

but come on mod-mins, green some shiat that Obama has really done, like break promises made during his last campaign. Like continuing the Patriot Act when he vowed to get rid of it.


You sound like my Fox News loving Father in law.
He sounds like a dick too.

Barricaded Gunman: Of course, by "charity" you mean Romney gave $4 million to the enormous political lobbying organization known as the Mormon Church, right?


Um.........ya. That's a mind fact.
You thought it, so it must be true.
He gave some to the church, but not all of it.
[citation please]
2012-09-27 06:40:41 PM  
1 votes:
Waldo Pepper: how do you know what Jackson paid in taxes? Romney paid $2 mil in taxes and gave $4 mil to charity, how much did you pay/give

Of course, by "charity" you mean Romney gave $4 million to the enormous political lobbying organization known as the Mormon Church, right? The organization that meddles in elections, presumably is a major PAC donor to Romney's campaign, and is the poster child for the reason "churches" should no longer be allowed tax exempt status. 

I like the use of the word "charity," I really do. It conjures up images of Romney giving money to help the poor, weak and starving, instead of to one of the largest property owners in the civilized world that's currently working very hard to elect him president.

If Tom Cruise were running and claiming that his Scientology donations were "charity" we'd laugh him off the stage. How is Romney's self-serving "charity" any different?
2012-09-27 04:33:18 PM  
1 votes:
I want my 3 minutes back.
2012-09-27 04:32:27 PM  
1 votes:

mrexcess: Obama didn't sign the NDAA and then fight for its indefinite detention and warrantless assassination provisions in court because of "an actively obstructionist opposition party", although as an excuse that one is readily swallowed by people who already have a tendency to blame Republicans.


Your initial post referred to how people "root for Obama's implementation of the same policies", and I have yet to see anyone rooting for this.


mrexcess: He isn't persecuting whistleblowers and leakers with an unheard of fervor because of Republicans. He isn't threatening the press with Espionage Act charges because of anything Republicans did.


Got citations for those that don't come from the right-wing blogsphere or FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: emails?


mrexcess: He isn't starting wars all over the middle east because Republicans made him.


For every war that Obama has started in the middle east, I'll give you $10.  But, it goes both ways. For every war his predecessor started in the middle east, you give me $10. At the end of the day, I'll be up $20.
2012-09-27 04:22:39 PM  
1 votes:

GleeUnit: "Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research."

O.o


Same people who paid for the Sarah Silverman spot about voter suppression.

/Would hit it.
//Sarah not Sam
///NTTAWWT
2012-09-27 03:42:02 PM  
1 votes:

GleeUnit: "Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research."


Basically this means that anyone who does not agree with this add is anti-Semitic who wants to slaughter Israeli children in their sleep.

But seriously I love the ad.
2012-09-27 03:41:11 PM  
1 votes:
This is now my favourite video on the Internet.
2012-09-27 03:40:12 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, Sam. Howsa bout you STFU and entertain us? Your politics are as useful to us as a bicycle to a flounder.
2012-09-27 03:37:03 PM  
1 votes:
at first, i thought this was kinda creepy.

then there was implied grandparent sex.

weirdest boners cancel out creepy.
2012-09-27 03:36:10 PM  
1 votes:
I about pissed myself with the two old people and Sam Jackson.

Old People: "What do you want us to do?"

Jackson: "Say hell no motherf*cker!"
2012-09-27 03:19:17 PM  
1 votes:

vegasj: but come on mod-mins, green some shiat that Obama has really done, like break promises made during his last campaign. Like continuing the Patriot Act when he vowed to get rid of it.


He kept a remarkably large number of his campaign promises. More so than Presidents normally do.

...and he did not make a campaign promise to get rid of the patriot act. His actual campaign promise was to revisit the patriot act, which he did but had to compromise with Republicans to get some of what he wanted changed.

So... wake the fark up.
2012-09-27 03:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
Well if Obama does take it in November then I'm going to expect my gas and mortgage to be paid, after all he is going to save the economy and heal the planet just like he said he would in '08..but this time for real.

Oh and I'm still waiting on my Unicorn.
2012-09-27 02:52:18 PM  
1 votes:
That. Was. Awesome!
2012-09-27 02:51:22 PM  
1 votes:
I just got to the part with the grandparents and I can't stop laughing. This is the best pastiche of Goodnight Moon I've ever seen. "Ask the fact checkers! Those guy are fact-duckers!" "What should we do?" "Say hell no mother f*ckers?!"
2012-09-27 02:51:20 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Who gives a shiat about what that racist says?


Which one?
2012-09-27 02:36:35 PM  
1 votes:
Did someone just slip me the acid?
2012-09-27 02:31:14 PM  
1 votes:

Raging Whore Moans: GleeUnit: "Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research."

O.o

I can't decide how to respond. It's either

www.justsaypictures.com

or

"This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to have a Bar Mitzvah in the synagogue where Eric Cantor went for Yom Kippur yesterday."

 


FTFM
2012-09-27 01:20:56 PM  
1 votes:
"Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research."

O.o
 
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