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(Uproxx)   South Park offers the cleanest depiction yet of Tom Brady drinking a child's...um...ejaculate   (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com) divider line 87
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2012-09-27 02:49:46 PM
Damn, didn't know there was a new one last night. Usually they advertise like crazy. Oh well, off to southpark studios.
 
2012-09-27 02:51:33 PM
... What?.
 
2012-09-27 02:51:33 PM

thecpt: Damn, didn't know there was a new one last night. Usually they advertise like crazy. Oh well, off to southpark studios.


Was a bit disturbing. Butters's parents should be proud.
 
2012-09-27 02:52:16 PM
knowing how quickly they can bang out episodes (were they not goofing on Gaddafi's death within like, 3 days of the event about a year ago?), the scene were the refs made conflicting calls struck me as interesting, as that would have been a far more interesting topic than athletes and Jim Rome chugging buitters' semen.

Because as any Jim Show Show listener over the last 2-3 years knows, Jim Rome now chugs Kyle Brandt's semen.


ALLEGEDLY


*crumples paper*

Don't give me that. Come in here, KB. Grab some steel. You feel good? You look good. How'd that sprint tri go? You look great. You golfing or going to the movies after the show? You look great. BIIIIIIG LYLLLLLLLE!

Alvin, get me out.
 
2012-09-27 02:53:24 PM
Awww. hamburgers.
 
2012-09-27 02:56:13 PM
Bring back Butters Da Pimp!

Do you know what I am saying?
 
2012-09-27 03:03:07 PM

GungFu: Bring back Butters Da Pimp!

Do you know what I am saying?


Yes I know what you are saying.
 
2012-09-27 03:06:03 PM
It was a "best of both worlds" episode for me. Started out being a Randy Marsh episode (my second favorite SP character) and ended up a Butters Stotch episode (my favorite SP character).


Butter's Creamy Goo. :-D
 
2012-09-27 03:11:36 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Butters Stotch episode (my favorite SP character).



second favorite to Jimmy Vollmer. I think becuase like him, i stutter. and I suck at comedy.

haven't they done other chugging semen episodes? i somewhat recall one where Cartman was chugging semen for some reason.

/I know, i knwo, "south park did it! south park did it!"
 
2012-09-27 03:13:15 PM
Am I going to prison if I click this link?
 
2012-09-27 03:13:49 PM
I think they were knocking those 5 hour energy drinks when they put in Butter's semen.
 
2012-09-27 03:19:31 PM

rickythepenguin: haven't they done other chugging semen episodes? i somewhat recall one where Cartman was chugging semen for some reason.


They were collecting semen without knowing what it was and cartman got some after he found a homeless guy by "sucking a hose, all I had to do was close my eyes."
 
2012-09-27 03:19:45 PM
My friend compass is going CRAZY right now.
 
2012-09-27 03:19:58 PM
That is disgusting and not funny.

There are so many more ways to mock people that are funnier than this garbage. Especially low hanging fruit like Tom Brady.
 
2012-09-27 03:21:06 PM

rickythepenguin: Bathia_Mapes: Butters Stotch episode (my favorite SP character).


second favorite to Jimmy Vollmer. I think becuase like him, i stutter. and I suck at comedy.

haven't they done other chugging semen episodes? i somewhat recall one where Cartman was chugging semen for some reason.

/I know, i knwo, "south park did it! south park did it!"


Yeah, I bought all I could from this bank...I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley--stupid a--hole didn't even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!
 
2012-09-27 03:21:21 PM
I love all of your hit SONG!
 
2012-09-27 03:24:05 PM

mainstreet62: That is disgusting and not funny.

There are so many more ways to mock people that are funnier than this garbage. Especially low hanging fruit like Tom Brady.


10/10 would read again, perfectly done!
 
2012-09-27 03:24:25 PM

mainstreet62: That is disgusting and not funny.

There are so many more ways to mock people that are funnier than this garbage. Especially low hanging fruit like Tom Brady.


Welcome to Southpark.
 
2012-09-27 03:27:23 PM

thecpt: rickythepenguin: haven't they done other chugging semen episodes? i somewhat recall one where Cartman was chugging semen for some reason.

They were collecting semen without knowing what it was and cartman got some after he found a homeless guy by "sucking a hose, all I had to do was close my eyes."

 


4.bp.blogspot.com 

I think some got in his mouth
 
2012-09-27 03:27:35 PM
It's got electrolytes!
 
2012-09-27 03:28:52 PM

thecpt: Damn, didn't know there was a new one last night. Usually they advertise like crazy. Oh well, off to southpark studios.


well... if you're like me, you find out about a new South Park by watching Comedy Central, but you only watch Comedy Central in the first place if there's a new South Park on. Makes it difficult.
 
2012-09-27 03:35:19 PM
They say Butters' bitterness was comparable to a blowout loss in the playoffs. Someone from the South Park staff already hated the Pats, watching Tebow and Co. shoot blanks last year seems to have made them explode a messy jealous wad and leave a bad taste in their mouths. I still like South Park.
 
2012-09-27 03:43:53 PM
I was thinking that Randy's sarcasm was a bit of a parody of Jennings remarks after the GB - SEA game about the refs.
 
2012-09-27 03:47:25 PM
The whole Tom Brady drinking semen thing is clearly a reference to the Battle of Tannenberg between the Russian and German empires, and the entire episode is a metaphor to warn us that the Ottoman Empire is certain to fall. Wake up, sheeple.
 
2012-09-27 03:48:13 PM
I thought it was a pretty weak episode, but love how they were able to spoof the blown MNF call just two days after it happened. "One replacement official signals touchdown! The other signals safety! They're checking the replay... 'fark it, it's a field goal!'"
 
2012-09-27 03:51:48 PM

Killer Cars: The whole Tom Brady drinking semen thing is clearly a reference to the Battle of Tannenberg between the Russian and German empires, and the entire episode is a metaphor to warn us that the Ottoman Empire is certain to fall. Wake up, sheeple.


I thought it was a rather subtle and clever commentary on Tom Brady drinking semen.
 
2012-09-27 03:53:25 PM

Super Chronic: I thought it was a pretty weak episode, but love how they were able to spoof the blown MNF call just two days after it happened.


Pretty impressive, but the shiatty Canada wizard of oz episode with the surprise Saddam in the spider hole just a couple days after, takes the win.

Drink Goo for:
COMpassion
COMradery
COMmittment
 
2012-09-27 03:59:03 PM
"I'm going to chug the semen of only one child?"

*smug smirk*

"Okay"
 
2012-09-27 04:04:37 PM

Super Chronic: I thought it was a pretty weak episode, but love how they were able to spoof the blown MNF call just two days after it happened. "One replacement official signals touchdown! The other signals safety! They're checking the replay... 'fark it, it's a field goal!'"


The turn-around time on SP episodes is crazy. They really have a good system down. It helps when you can tell the network "we are your cash cow. no you cant preview. no you cant edit. go EABOD"
 
2012-09-27 04:12:19 PM
"I love all of your hit SONG"

Best line in the whole episode.
 
2012-09-27 04:13:38 PM
what I want to know is...how does Randy know what cum tastes like?
 
2012-09-27 04:14:57 PM

thecpt: They were collecting semen without knowing what it was and cartman got some after he found a homeless guy by "sucking a hose, all I had to do was close my eyes."


apackagefromted: Yeah, I bought all I could from this bank...I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley--stupid a--hole didn't even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!


ha. i kinda remember that.

and of course the episode when Cartman was pranking Butters by nobbing him off.

"Memmmmmm....can I talk to you, Memmmmm? Wehn Butters slept over, I accidentally lef thte videotape on, Memmmm, and I was sleepwalking and I guess I fell and my mouth was open and I fell on Butter's penis, Memmmmmmm, and now everyone at school is making fun of me, Memmmmm."
 
2012-09-27 04:15:52 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: what I want to know is...how does Randy know what cum tastes like?



I'm sorry! I thought this was 'Merica! I thought I was livin' in 'Merica! I thought in 'Merica, I could eat cum! I'm sorry, I thought I was livin' in 'Merica! SHAAAROONNNNN!!!!
 
2012-09-27 04:32:17 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 04:46:29 PM
Great episode last night.

/that is all
 
2012-09-27 04:55:26 PM

LemSkroob: The turn-around time on SP episodes is crazy. They really have a good system down. It helps when you can tell the network "we are your cash cow. no you cant preview. no you cant edit. go EABOD"


Unless, you know, Mohammad....
 
IP
2012-09-27 04:58:16 PM
I hate Tom Brady with the fury of a thousand suns but there's no farking I'm clicking that link.
 
IP
2012-09-27 04:58:59 PM
"farking way"

/jeebus...
 
2012-09-27 05:07:27 PM
The best part was when at the end when Butters goes "Two questions. What is cum? and what is sarcasm?"
 
2012-09-27 05:09:13 PM

IP: no farking I'm clicking that link.


not a fan of watching a Cartoon version of the Tommy chugging down some Butters Manmilk?

I like the dry heave at the end
 
2012-09-27 05:11:40 PM
I admit, I've long ago given up on South Park on a regular basis. That being said, you have to give these guys credit. They don't seem nearly as convoluted as current Family Guy episodes (which, if you ask me, is mostly because Seth's doing a brazillion things at once and not just concentrating on Family Guy, but I digress). And no one, nowhere, no how, can ever beat them when it comes to turnaround on episodes.
 
2012-09-27 05:16:03 PM
 
2012-09-27 05:17:14 PM

Super Chronic: Pretty impressive, but the shiatty Canada wizard of oz episode with the surprise Saddam in the spider hole just a couple days after, takes the win.

Agreed - also, the time Kenny was in a "persistent vegetative state" as the Terry Schiavo controversy was unfolding, and the time the TV reporters were reporting rapes, looting, etc. during a flood, right after Hurricane Katrina.

Really, last night's was just a throwaway line that they could have added at the last minute, having already made most of the episode. It's most impressive when it's a major plot element.

/kind of liked that Christmas in Canada episode


Dammit, formatting fail. That's what happens when I cut out part of a quote. The preview button is my friend.
 
2012-09-27 05:18:26 PM
At least the Sea Monkeys were free.
 
2012-09-27 05:22:16 PM

rickythepenguin: knowing how quickly they can bang out episodes (were they not goofing on Gaddafi's death within like, 3 days of the event about a year ago?), the scene were the refs made conflicting calls struck me as interesting, as that would have been a far more interesting topic than athletes and Jim Rome chugging buitters' semen.

Because as any Jim Show Show listener over the last 2-3 years knows, Jim Rome now chugs Kyle Brandt's semen.


ALLEGEDLY


*crumples paper*

Don't give me that. Come in here, KB. Grab some steel. You feel good? You look good. How'd that sprint tri go? You look great. You golfing or going to the movies after the show? You look great. BIIIIIIG LYLLLLLLLE!

Alvin, get me out.


Pretty spot on
 
2012-09-27 05:23:57 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: what I want to know is...how does Randy know what cum tastes like?


pretprieel.nl
 
2012-09-27 05:25:08 PM

rickythepenguin: Bathia_Mapes: Butters Stotch episode (my favorite SP character).


second favorite to Jimmy Vollmer. I think becuase like him, i stutter. and I suck at comedy.

haven't they done other chugging semen episodes? i somewhat recall one where Cartman was chugging semen for some reason.

/I know, i knwo, "south park did it! south park did it!"


Semen + Sea People = Sea-ciety
 
2012-09-27 05:39:30 PM

FriarReb98: I admit, I've long ago given up on South Park on a regular basis. That being said, you have to give these guys credit. They don't seem nearly as convoluted as current Family Guy episodes (which, if you ask me, is mostly because Seth's doing a brazillion things at once and not just concentrating on Family Guy, but I digress). And no one, nowhere, no how, can ever beat them when it comes to turnaround on episodes.


You need to see 6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park. It follows the process of an episode from beginning to end ("HUMANCENTiPAD").
 
2012-09-27 05:43:33 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: what I want to know is...how does Randy know what cum tastes like?

blog.comedycentral.co.uk
 
2012-09-27 05:47:16 PM
I just liked Randy's deadpan delivery at the end: "This is cum."

Surprised it took this long for Jim Rome to get into the South Park crosshairs.

/Good interviewer, but ego and schtick ... unfortunately in sports radio, there's worse. Wouldn't mind hearing Rome's ex-producer Travis Rodgers' thoughts on the episode.
//had an interesting conversation with Rodgers when Rome was starting 15 years ago
 
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