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2012-09-27 12:29:54 PM
I am not even going to click that. Is it Saturday yet?
 
2012-09-27 12:31:45 PM
Why does anyone green this stuff? If you still hold out hope that the President of the last 3 1/2 years is ineligible to hold that office, you need to seek professional help.
 
2012-09-27 12:35:55 PM
In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This administration is a dangerous failure.
 
2012-09-27 12:37:07 PM
Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

A birther poop thread? Now I've seen it all, Fark.com
 
2012-09-27 12:41:05 PM
the.honoluluadvertiser.com

Until you can debunk that, then you are full of complete shiat.

That newspaper came from a third party not connected to Obama whatsoever. That is what is called "confirmation from a second-source:

/Go fark your racist ass
 
2012-09-27 12:42:29 PM

cman: [the.honoluluadvertiser.com image 366x400]

Until you can debunk that, then you are full of complete shiat.



Magic Negro Time Machine, libtard.

Check. Mate.
 
2012-09-27 12:45:08 PM

kmmontandon: cman: [the.honoluluadvertiser.com image 366x400]

Until you can debunk that, then you are full of complete shiat.



Magic Negro Time Machine, libtard.

Check. Mate.


I dont know who really pisses me off more: birthers or truthers. Those ignorant farks make me ashamed to be in the same species as them.
 
2012-09-27 12:50:14 PM
Does anyone actually read this stuff? It doesn't make a lick of sense, and yet it is so long and detailed. Does the author (or readers) equate the number of words with the likelihood of it being true. Do they get paid by the word?
 
2012-09-27 12:54:28 PM

czei: Does anyone actually read this stuff? It doesn't make a lick of sense, and yet it is so long and detailed. Does the author (or readers) equate the number of words with the likelihood of it being true.


He breaks it down for you in an easy-to-read flow chart:

www.americanthinker.com 

What don't you understand, libfart? 

I'm just glad someone finally busted the Snack Bar Crowd angle wide open. The palace guard MSM certainly wasn't going to touch it.
 
2012-09-27 01:02:25 PM

sigdiamond2000: In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This administration is a dangerous failure.


"President" Poopypants
 
2012-09-27 01:10:24 PM

Jackson Herring: sigdiamond2000: In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This administration is a dangerous failure.

"President" Poopypants


Probably needed a telecrapper just to take a crap, which makes sense because he's such a crappy president. It's also ironic, because back then he was crapping into his diaper, now he's crapping on the heads of the American taxpayer.
 
2012-09-27 01:14:48 PM
FTFA: In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This is perhaps my new favorite thing ever written about Obama.
 
2012-09-27 01:19:47 PM
But as former Nixon aide G. Gordon Liddy once told me (and he should know!), the problem with government conspiracies is that bureaucrats are incompetent and people can't keep their mouths shut. Complex conspiracies are difficult to pull off, and so many people want their quarter hour of fame that even the Men in Black couldn't squelch the squealers from spilling the beans. So there's a good chance that the more elaborate a conspiracy theory is, and the more people that would need to be involved, the less likely it is true.

G Gordon Liddy. GOP hero. And yes, I am aware he's a damn fool for trying to defend the birther movement. Doubly so.
 
2012-09-27 01:31:09 PM

Nadie_AZ: But as former Nixon aide G. Gordon Liddy once told me (and he should know!), the problem with government conspiracies is that bureaucrats are incompetent and people can't keep their mouths shut. Complex conspiracies are difficult to pull off, and so many people want their quarter hour of fame that even the Men in Black couldn't squelch the squealers from spilling the beans. So there's a good chance that the more elaborate a conspiracy theory is, and the more people that would need to be involved, the less likely it is true.

G Gordon Liddy. GOP hero. And yes, I am aware he's a damn fool for trying to defend the birther movement. Doubly so.


This is my favorite thing about Birfers and conspiracy theorists in general: The higher the difficulty in proving is de facto evidence that it's much bigger and sinister than anyone can imagine. It's self-justifying. And a logic FAIL.
 
2012-09-27 01:34:06 PM

sigdiamond2000: Jackson Herring: sigdiamond2000: In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This administration is a dangerous failure.

"President" Poopypants

Probably needed a telecrapper just to take a crap, which makes sense because he's such a crappy president. It's also ironic, because back then he was crapping into his diaper, now he's crapping on the heads of the American taxpayer.


Specifically on the faces and in the mouths of the American taxpayer.
 
2012-09-27 01:38:56 PM
Wow. We're starting the thread off with FARTBONGO BIRTHER DERP early.
 
2012-09-27 01:43:56 PM
I don't want to live in a world where we can't rely on the veracity and consistency of the stray comments made by our parents' high school acquaintances when determining a person's fitness to be President. This is worse than Stalinist Russia.
 
2012-09-27 01:45:48 PM
I still think that the Obamas reproduced by budding. We haven't seen explicit proof that President Podpersonbama actually have DNA.
 
2012-09-27 01:48:01 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-09-27 01:51:27 PM
Our President forced someone to wipe the poop off of his ass?

I can't vote for a guy that would be so lazy.
 
2012-09-27 01:52:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 02:10:42 PM
The last Republican President was the grandson of a Nazi collaborator. The prior Republican President was the son of a Nazi collaborator.

I didn't give a shiat about that, and I'm supposed to care about this?
 
2012-09-27 02:19:55 PM

Sgt Otter: The last Republican President was the grandson of a Nazi collaborator. The prior Republican President was the son of a Nazi collaborator.

I didn't give a shiat about that, and I'm supposed to care about this?


If we were to be judged by the sins of our fathers then all of us would be farked.
 
2012-09-27 02:26:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: Why does anyone green this stuff? If you still hold out hope that the President of the last 3 1/2 years is ineligible to hold that office, you need to seek professional help.


Because as much as you claim to hate it, you're still commenting and hitting "Refresh"
 
2012-09-27 02:28:19 PM

Nadie_AZ: Why does anyone green this stuff? If you still hold out hope that the President of the last 3 1/2 years is ineligible to hold that office, you need to seek professional help.


I don't actually click on the links - mental illness isn't pretty to see up close - but the headline is pretty funny, and would be much more so if it wasn't the core strategy of the second largest political party in the country with the largest nuclear arsenal and military on earth.
 
2012-09-27 02:33:26 PM
This is getting absolutely ridiculous
 
2012-09-27 02:37:50 PM
The comments FTFA make me sad for humanity

/First Wookie? Really?
//Don't you dare call them racist
 
2012-09-27 02:46:33 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: //Don't you dare call them racist


Naah... I call them racist because, well, they ARE racist, and they seem to really delight in the fevered, paranoid ramblings of their racist minds.
 
2012-09-27 03:13:27 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Nadie_AZ: Why does anyone green this stuff? If you still hold out hope that the President of the last 3 1/2 years is ineligible to hold that office, you need to seek professional help.

Because as much as you claim to hate it, you're still commenting and hitting "Refresh"


Well ... yyes. This means something.
 
2012-09-27 03:49:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is getting absolutely ridiculous


Yes.

My god, the president crapped his pants when he was a baby and someone had to change his diaper! Is there no end to his perfidy?!?
 
2012-09-27 03:50:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is getting absolutely ridiculous


Getting?
 
2012-09-27 03:52:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is getting absolutely ridiculous


getting?
 
2012-09-27 03:52:59 PM
There are people making actual money writing this stuff. That saddens me.
 
2012-09-27 03:53:45 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: American Thinker is neither.
 
2012-09-27 03:54:08 PM
FTFcomments:

I agree that Obama is the spawn of the devil. Look at his eyes and his reptile stare and his death stare will scare you. His death stare reminds of Stalin looking over his Red Officer Prisoners and deciding who will be shot and who will be sent to Siberian Gulags. I looked at a picture of Obama yesterday and he frightened me.
Obama and his doctors will decide who will live and who will die and they have that power now with the Obamacare death panels. Old, sick, conservatives will be told to shut up and make way for young people who voted for Obama. Obamacare was a power grab to keep Obama in the White House for the next twenty years like FDR, who was a despot.


----

Once someone goes there, there is no longer any rational debate to be had. Yep, he is the Devil's son. Sure. That makes sense.
 
2012-09-27 03:55:44 PM
Ummm I don't see how any of those quotes means that Obama was born in Kenya.

NEWFLASH: His Mom is a citizen and he has lived 14 years in the US, he's eligible no matter were he was born. Just ask Romney's Dad, who was born in Mexico.
 
2012-09-27 03:57:08 PM
www.manolith.com
 
2012-09-27 03:58:00 PM
Opoopa Poopbongo

/damn those stupid names make me laugh, for some reason
 
2012-09-27 03:58:45 PM
This is a story about a girlfriend of Stanley Ann's who once changed the former Ms Dunham's baby's diaper? What the deuce is that supposed to prove? I mean, normally, logic is twisted, but unless there's a Step Number Two I'm missing here (that isn't "???"), someone's going to have to fill this in.

What the shiat is going on?
 
2012-09-27 03:59:07 PM
So, part of me is saying "Why, that fark headline could not possibly accurately convey the general message in TFA"... but yet, I cannot bring myself to click the link.
 
2012-09-27 03:59:13 PM

sigdiamond2000: In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This administration is a dangerous failure.


I like how pooped is in quotes, as though we should be somewhat suspicious of this alleged fact.


The only witness to the boom-boom--Excuse me, ALLEGED boom-boom is Ms. Blake who we have already proven to be a fabulist!
 
2012-09-27 03:59:57 PM

theknuckler_33: So, part of me is saying "Why, that fark headline could not possibly accurately convey the general message in TFA"... but yet, I cannot bring myself to click the link.


Do you doubt their ability to lie and bullshiat?
 
2012-09-27 04:01:23 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-27 04:01:29 PM
That horseshiat article actually has 91 comments?

FFS.
 
2012-09-27 04:02:09 PM
they are not even trying anymore. guys love lesbians and will only make him more popular
 
2012-09-27 04:03:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is getting absolutely ridiculous

Yes.

My god, the president crapped his pants when he was a baby and someone had to change his diaper! Is there no end to his perfidy?!?


Even as a baby he was used to redistributionism. In this case it was his mother (possibly at the urging of Frank Marshall Davis), redistributing his leavings and providing him a new diaper without young "Obama" putting in any work at all.
 
2012-09-27 04:07:42 PM

cman: Sgt Otter: The last Republican President was the grandson of a Nazi collaborator. The prior Republican President was the son of a Nazi collaborator.

I didn't give a shiat about that, and I'm supposed to care about this?

If we were to be judged by the sins of our fathers then all of us would be farked.


O'Hare International Airport is named after a Medal of Honor recipient. That guy's dad was a mob lawyer for Al Capone.
 
2012-09-27 04:10:21 PM

cman: I dont know who really pisses me off more: birthers or truthers. Those ignorant farks make me ashamed to be in the same species as them.


And interestingly, the Venn diagram for the two groups looks like this: OO
 
2012-09-27 04:10:29 PM

sigdiamond2000: In a March 27, 2007 video interview, Blake said artlessly that "[Ann] came to visit briefly one afternoon in 1961 when Barry was just a few weeks old." Blake recounts how the baby "pooped," and she ended up changing his diaper.

This administration is a dangerous failure.


farm3.staticflickr.com

/Oblig.
//And hot. Like baby poop.
 
2012-09-27 04:10:34 PM
"President" Poopypants

Probably needed a telecrapper pooper just to take a crap poop, which makes sense because he's such a crappy poopy president. It's also ironic, because back then he was crapping pooping into his diaper, now he's crapping pooping on the heads of the American taxpayer.

Sorry, pet peeve....
 
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