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(Washington Post)   Current Washington National and former Philly Jayson Werth "led a master class in fan trolling" at last night's game in Philadelphia, leading things off by stealing the Phanatic's ATV keys   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 76
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2012-09-27 11:18:25 AM
That was, truly, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed. He acted like he was going to give the Philly fans a foul ball, then dropped it in the Nats dugout, then got a HUGE 2-out, 2-strike 2-RBI hit that blew the game wide open. $126 million was worth it for that. You're not winners anymore, Philly. You just live in Philly now. In 2 years DC is gonna be filling up YOUR stadium when OUR team comes to town, and you know what? We'll be far classier about it than you ever were. Karma's a biatch.
 
2012-09-27 12:01:12 PM
I always liked Jason Werth. Glad he's doing well, too.

/go phils
//gotta see him trolling the phanatic
 
2012-09-27 12:36:23 PM
Bob Carpenter and F.P. Santangelo suck.

Dave and Charlie über alles!
 
2012-09-27 12:37:26 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: n 2 years DC is gonna be filling up YOUR stadium when OUR team comes to town, and you know what?


How about filling up your own first?
 
2012-09-27 12:38:02 PM
I'm only a kinda sorta Nats fan, but I hate Philly (the whole city. I hate you all. Dig a trench, redirect the river, and send the whole trashy place to New Jersey where it will fit in) so this is awesome
 
2012-09-27 12:41:02 PM
That was Phantastic. In Milwaukee, we just get guys that assault mascots.
 
2012-09-27 12:41:10 PM
I hope the nats get swept in the playoffs because of their retarded decision to bench Strasbourg or however you spell his name. And I hope they don't make the playoffs again while he's there.

You don't sit your best pitcher when you have a shot at the World Series.

Jason werth is my new best friend for his actions, though. Even if he looks homeless
 
2012-09-27 12:42:16 PM
Holy shiat, the local sports talk guy wouldn't shut the fark up about this. He kept whining about the "sweet innocent kids who were mocked by this monster."

Those "sweet innocent kids" are gonna grow up to be asshole Phillies fans. Fark 'em.
 
2012-09-27 12:42:59 PM

Wellon Dowd: Bob Carpenter and F.P. Santangelo suck.


They are awful.
 
2012-09-27 12:43:24 PM

UncleStumpy: I hope the nats get swept in the playoffs because of their retarded decision to bench Strasbourg or however you spell his name. And I hope they don't make the playoffs again while he's there.

You don't sit your best pitcher when you have a shot at the World Series.


Lucky for them he was only their third-best pitcher.
 
2012-09-27 12:45:40 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: That was, truly, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed. He acted like he was going to give the Philly fans a foul ball, then dropped it in the Nats dugout, then got a HUGE 2-out, 2-strike 2-RBI hit that blew the game wide open. $126 million was worth it for that. You're not winners anymore, Philly. You just live in Philly now. In 2 years DC is gonna be filling up YOUR stadium when OUR team comes to town, and you know what? We'll be far classier about it than you ever were. Karma's a biatch.


DC is a city of transplants and will never give a shiat about the Nationals. NTTAWWT, but they're not going to be filling stadiums on the road, ever. It also doesn't exactly exude class, more like undeserved self-importance.
 
2012-09-27 12:48:51 PM
I still call them the Expos. They hate that.

That was a properly good prank by Werth though, +1 for Jason. :)
 
2012-09-27 12:48:53 PM

you have pee hands: C is a city of transplants and will never give a shiat about the Nationals.


Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.
 
2012-09-27 12:51:50 PM
The word "trolling" is overused in the sports portion of the Internet.

FTFTA
 
2012-09-27 12:53:31 PM

russlar: The word "trolling" is overused in the sports portion of the Internet.

FTFTA


Indeed. Too many idiots think their idiocy is actually trolling.
 
2012-09-27 12:53:49 PM

Spade: Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.


Well sure they do. When they're winning.
 
2012-09-27 01:09:00 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Holy shiat, the local sports talk guy wouldn't shut the fark up about this. He kept whining about the "sweet innocent kids who were mocked by this monster."

Those "sweet innocent kids" are gonna grow up to be asshole Phillies fans. Fark 'em.


Heh, can't wait Sunday's massacre of Michael Vick by the Giants' D. Fun will be had by all.

/including dogs
 
2012-09-27 01:09:24 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Spade: Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.

Well sure they do. When they're winning.


Yeah, because people in DC have important shiat to do. If they're not winning, we've got more important things to worry about. As opposed to Philly, where they care all the time about their sports teams because otherwise they'd have nothing to do besides collect welfare checks and commit crimes.
 
2012-09-27 01:09:52 PM
I re-posted this link on a certain social media site and within a few minutes got an angry Phillies fan to start Mets bashing.

I'm not so impressed with Werth now, apparently baiting Phillies fans is easy.
 
2012-09-27 01:10:33 PM

Spade: you have pee hands: C is a city of transplants and will never give a shiat about the Nationals.

Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.


Last time I checked, the Nationals sold their place out when the Phillies (or any NE team not named the Mets) are in town.
 
2012-09-27 01:11:25 PM

Rwa2play: KellyKellyKelly: Holy shiat, the local sports talk guy wouldn't shut the fark up about this. He kept whining about the "sweet innocent kids who were mocked by this monster."

Those "sweet innocent kids" are gonna grow up to be asshole Phillies fans. Fark 'em.

Heh, can't wait Sunday's massacre of Michael Vick by the Giants' D. Fun will be had by all.

/including dogs


We live in a suburb of Philly, and my husband is a die-hard Giants fan. Can't wait.
 
2012-09-27 01:12:48 PM

Spade: Yanks_RSJ: Spade: Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.

Well sure they do. When they're winning.

Yeah, because people in DC have important shiat to do. If they're not winning, we've got more important things to worry about. As opposed to Philly, where they care all the time about their sports teams because otherwise they'd have nothing to do besides collect welfare checks and commit crimes.


djbarney.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2012-09-27 01:15:09 PM

Rwa2play: Spade: you have pee hands: C is a city of transplants and will never give a shiat about the Nationals.

Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.

Last time I checked, the Nationals sold their place out when the Phillies (or any NE team not named the Mets) are in town.


Last time the Phillies were in DC the games were on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.. DC people have jobs and things to take care of during the week. Philly fans don't have to worry about such things except maybe checking in with their parole officer (who can probably be bribed anyway).
 
2012-09-27 01:15:11 PM

Spade: Yeah, because people in DC have important shiat to do. If they're not winning, we've got more important things to worry about. As opposed to Philly, where they care all the time about their sports teams because otherwise they'd have nothing to do besides collect welfare checks and commit crimes.


Important stuff, like things. As opposed to committing crimes.

Are you autistic?
 
2012-09-27 01:15:12 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Rwa2play: KellyKellyKelly: Holy shiat, the local sports talk guy wouldn't shut the fark up about this. He kept whining about the "sweet innocent kids who were mocked by this monster."

Those "sweet innocent kids" are gonna grow up to be asshole Phillies fans. Fark 'em.

Heh, can't wait Sunday's massacre of Michael Vick by the Giants' D. Fun will be had by all.

/including dogs

We live in a suburb of Philly, and my husband is a die-hard Giants fan. Can't wait.


Can't wait for Osi to shoves a tu-tu up McCoy's ass.
 
2012-09-27 01:17:17 PM

Spade: you have pee hands: C is a city of transplants and will never give a shiat about the Nationals.

Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.


Or the Redskins.
 
2012-09-27 01:17:59 PM

Spade: Rwa2play: Spade: you have pee hands: C is a city of transplants and will never give a shiat about the Nationals.

Yes, just like how nobody gives a shiat about the Capitals.

Last time I checked, the Nationals sold their place out when the Phillies (or any NE team not named the Mets) are in town.

Last time the Phillies were in DC the games were on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.. DC people have jobs and things to take care of during the week. Philly fans don't have to worry about such things except maybe checking in with their parole officer (who can probably be bribed anyway).


Last time I checked, we do the same thing here in NY...except we go to Yankee or Met games. And, IIRC, out metro area outdoes yours by like 5 to 1.

So, keep the excuses comin there.
 
2012-09-27 01:18:22 PM

Spade: Yeah, because people in DC have important shiat to do. If they're not winning, we've got more important things to worry about.


Oh please, I lived in DC for 6 years. You don't have anything more important than anyone else, you just only really care about the Redskins unless any of the other teams in town are having a good year. Then you buy some brand new gear and act like the biggest diehards in the world. Until they lose, then you pack the gear in a trunk and throw on your Art Monk jersey.
 
2012-09-27 01:18:26 PM

UncleStumpy: I hope the nats get swept in the playoffs because of their retarded decision to bench Strasbourg or however you spell his name. And I hope they don't make the playoffs again while he's there.

You don't sit your best pitcher when you have a shot at the World Series.

Jason werth is my new best friend for his actions, though. Even if he looks homeless


They sat Gio Gonzalez?
 
2012-09-27 01:20:24 PM

you have pee hands: Spade: Yeah, because people in DC have important shiat to do. If they're not winning, we've got more important things to worry about. As opposed to Philly, where they care all the time about their sports teams because otherwise they'd have nothing to do besides collect welfare checks and commit crimes.

Important stuff, like things. As opposed to committing crimes.

Are you autistic?


Shouldn't you be out running drugs or something?

Funny thing about that. When I lived in Northeast PA it was always amusing to check the police blotter and compare the number of people arrested who actually lived in the area, and the number of people from Philly.

Seemed like for being a few hours down I-476 the Philly population was overrepresented in our local crime stats.
 
2012-09-27 01:22:13 PM

Rwa2play: KellyKellyKelly: Rwa2play: KellyKellyKelly: Holy shiat, the local sports talk guy wouldn't shut the fark up about this. He kept whining about the "sweet innocent kids who were mocked by this monster."

Those "sweet innocent kids" are gonna grow up to be asshole Phillies fans. Fark 'em.

Heh, can't wait Sunday's massacre of Michael Vick by the Giants' D. Fun will be had by all.

/including dogs

We live in a suburb of Philly, and my husband is a die-hard Giants fan. Can't wait.

Can't wait for Osi to shoves a tu-tu up McCoy's ass.


That would mean the Eagles tried to run the ball and that aint happening. If you have the Giants as your D in Fantasy Football this could be a record week between turnovers and sacks I expect at least 4 of each.
 
2012-09-27 01:23:36 PM

geo9270: That would mean the Eagles tried to run the ball and that aint happening.


I cannot believe how unwilling they are to give the ball to their best player. I had McCoy on my fantasy team for two years, and I was always amazed/infuriated at the number of series that would go by without them giving him the ball, and the number of short-yardage passes they threw.
 
2012-09-27 01:24:24 PM
Ah, the New Yorkers coming out of the wood work to defend Philly. Fully aware that if Philadelphia ever eats a nuke they will once again reclaim the top spot of "#1 American City Full of Ass Holes." Riding on those last glimmers of post-9/11 feelings when the world pretended they actually liked New Yorkers.
 
2012-09-27 01:24:26 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Or the Redskins.


Who's that? I prefer the Bullets. Or I would, if they'd drop the stupid name they have right now.
Actually, I don't, but I still hate the name change.

NHL lockout is killing. Except for last night, when Kelly Sutherland dropped by the local ref's association meeting. Best meeting ever. Although in truth the bar is very low.
 
2012-09-27 01:27:28 PM

Spade: Ah, the New Yorkers coming out of the wood work to defend Philly. Fully aware that if Philadelphia ever eats a nuke they will once again reclaim the top spot of "#1 American City Full of Ass Holes." Riding on those last glimmers of post-9/11 feelings when the world pretended they actually liked New Yorkers.


Well it's either that or I can put my hatred of Philly aside long enough to be objective about DC sports "fans".

Besides, nobody would ever nuke Philly, because who the hell would notice the difference?
 
2012-09-27 01:27:57 PM

rag819: They sat Gio Gonzalez?


No, they sat down the (near) rookie to bring in their season opener for the last two years. He's 4-0 right now.

Strasburg was not throwing well, looked tired, and needed the rest. When the season opened, nobody expected this, so it couldn't have been handled differently. Love all you that gots to have that try at the ring and are happy to risk somebody's career to get it.
 
2012-09-27 01:28:38 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Besides, nobody would ever nuke Philly, because who the hell would notice the difference?


The smell would improve. Traffic would be easier. We'd notice.
 
2012-09-27 01:30:37 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: That was, truly, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed. He acted like he was going to give the Philly fans a foul ball, then dropped it in the Nats dugout, then got a HUGE 2-out, 2-strike 2-RBI hit that blew the game wide open. $126 million was worth it for that. You're not winners anymore, Philly. You just live in Philly now. In 2 years DC is gonna be filling up YOUR stadium when OUR team comes to town, and you know what? We'll be far classier about it than you ever were. Karma's a biatch.


A Nats fan who thinks there's some Phillies/Nats rivalry.

The Nats and their fans have been sad this year trying to play this up. Nats don't even make the top 5 when it comes to the Phillies rivals.

Wooo you had a good year and the Phillies had a bad year.
 
2012-09-27 01:31:57 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Spade: Ah, the New Yorkers coming out of the wood work to defend Philly. Fully aware that if Philadelphia ever eats a nuke they will once again reclaim the top spot of "#1 American City Full of Ass Holes." Riding on those last glimmers of post-9/11 feelings when the world pretended they actually liked New Yorkers.

Well it's either that or I can put my hatred of Philly aside long enough to be objective about DC sports "fans".

Besides, nobody would ever nuke Philly, because who the hell would notice the difference?


I will never put aside my hatred of Philly.

Never.
 
2012-09-27 01:32:22 PM

Spade:
Shouldn't you be out running drugs or something?

Funny thing about that. When I lived in Northeast PA it was always amusing to check the police blotter and compare the number of people arrested who actually lived in the area, and the number of people from Philly.


I did live in Central PA for a while, but I was never bored enough to listen to the police blotter. I think our criminals were all from Frederick.
 
2012-09-27 01:36:34 PM

Spade: I will never put aside my hatred of Philly.

Never.


Seems to have worked. Look what you've done to the place. It's almost uninhabitable!
 
2012-09-27 01:37:20 PM

Spade: I will never put aside my hatred of Philly.

Never.


Commendable.
 
2012-09-27 01:44:53 PM

Spade: Ah, the New Yorkers coming out of the wood work to defend Philly. Fully aware that if Philadelphia ever eats a nuke they will once again reclaim the top spot of "#1 American City Full of Ass Holes." Riding on those last glimmers of post-9/11 feelings when the world pretended they actually liked New Yorkers.

 
2012-09-27 01:45:12 PM
Spade: I will never put aside my hatred of Philly.

Never.


As a Philly fan, me either.
 
2012-09-27 01:46:12 PM

Spade: Ah, the New Yorkers coming out of the wood work to defend Philly. Fully aware that if Philadelphia ever eats a nuke they will once again reclaim the top spot of "#1 American City Full of Ass Holes." Riding on those last glimmers of post-9/11 feelings when the world pretended they actually liked New Yorkers.


Us NYers defend Philly? I'd rather defend Immadinnerjacket.

It's more, "Hey Nats fans, do the country a favor and GET YOUR ASS TO THE BALLPARK!"
 
2012-09-27 01:47:36 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Yanks_RSJ: Besides, nobody would ever nuke Philly, because who the hell would notice the difference?

The smell would improve. Traffic would be easier. We'd notice.


Yeah...but those cheesesteaks man...I-I don't know if we could lose those.
 
2012-09-27 01:47:48 PM

MugzyBrown: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: That was, truly, one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed. He acted like he was going to give the Philly fans a foul ball, then dropped it in the Nats dugout, then got a HUGE 2-out, 2-strike 2-RBI hit that blew the game wide open. $126 million was worth it for that. You're not winners anymore, Philly. You just live in Philly now. In 2 years DC is gonna be filling up YOUR stadium when OUR team comes to town, and you know what? We'll be far classier about it than you ever were. Karma's a biatch.

A Nats fan who thinks there's some Phillies/Nats rivalry.

The Nats and their fans have been sad this year trying to play this up. Nats don't even make the top 5 when it comes to the Phillies rivals.

Wooo you had a good year and the Phillies had a bad year.


Link

I guarantee you that no Nats fan has ever, ever EVER made up a freaking t-shirt for him and his friends about the Phillies. I don't know why they'd be doing that unless... methinks I might smell competition, and dare I say, a rivalry?
 
2012-09-27 01:50:06 PM
Mechanics Corollary to Murphy's Law: Any dropped tool will roll to the exact geographic center of the car.
 
2012-09-27 01:55:57 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Link

I guarantee you that no Nats fan has ever, ever EVER made up a freaking t-shirt for him and his friends about the Phillies. I don't know why they'd be doing that unless... methinks I might smell competition, and dare I say, a rivalry?


That was in response to the silly promotion the Nats had this year about taking back the park. They tried to hard to incite the Philly fans this year. That's why the organization is sad.
 
2012-09-27 01:56:13 PM

Rwa2play: Spade: Ah, the New Yorkers coming out of the wood work to defend Philly. Fully aware that if Philadelphia ever eats a nuke they will once again reclaim the top spot of "#1 American City Full of Ass Holes." Riding on those last glimmers of post-9/11 feelings when the world pretended they actually liked New Yorkers.

Us NYers defend Philly? I'd rather defend Immadinnerjacket.

It's more, "Hey Nats fans, do the country a favor and GET YOUR ASS TO THE BALLPARK!"


Still not as funny as the Braves that time they failed to sell out a playoff game.
 
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