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(Philly Burbs)   There's high maintenance, and then there's making cops wait to arrest you until you've taken a bath   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 27
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8240 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2012 at 2:31 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-27 11:49:29 AM  
is the garden hose out front too good for you?
 
2012-09-27 01:36:51 PM  
They should have waited until she got in the bath & then Tasered the stupid biatch.
 
2012-09-27 01:39:44 PM  
Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.
 
2012-09-27 02:32:19 PM  
FTFA: Guess who got their way in the end?

Who?
 
2012-09-27 02:34:24 PM  

Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.


"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."
 
2012-09-27 02:34:41 PM  
cops should have said ok, but we have to watch so we can make sure you're not trying to crawl out a window and flee.
 
2012-09-27 02:39:26 PM  

Langdon Alger: cops should have said ok, but we have to watch so we can make sure you're not trying to crawl out a window and flee.


Lt. Philip Columbo is too much of a gentleman to do that after having had a proper game of wits with the beaten perp.
 
2012-09-27 02:46:04 PM  

blatz514: Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.

"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."


The lice hate the sugar.
 
2012-09-27 02:48:58 PM  
Langdon Alger:

cops should have said ok, but we have to watch so we can make sure you're not trying to crawl out a window and flee.

Oh man, the poor cops.
 
2012-09-27 02:52:22 PM  

Neondistraction: blatz514: Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.

"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."

The lice hate the sugar.


I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
 
2012-09-27 02:55:45 PM  

DaddyRat: Neondistraction: blatz514: Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.

"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."

The lice hate the sugar.

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.


Did this just turn into a Supertroopers thread?

DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO!
 
2012-09-27 02:58:10 PM  
I think that qualifies as NO maitenance.
 
2012-09-27 02:58:33 PM  
i33.tinypic.com

Hated to bathe in jail.
 
2012-09-27 02:59:25 PM  
DNRTFA
Never mind
 
2012-09-27 03:00:53 PM  
Thanks to the cops, we'll never know if she cleans up well.
 
2012-09-27 03:29:37 PM  

blatz514: DaddyRat: Neondistraction: blatz514: Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.

"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."

The lice hate the sugar.

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Did this just turn into a Supertroopers thread?

DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO!


Tacos?
 
2012-09-27 03:32:36 PM  
a bath in bath salts??!!
 
2012-09-27 03:36:49 PM  

DaddyRat: blatz514: DaddyRat: Neondistraction: blatz514: Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.

"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."

The lice hate the sugar.

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Did this just turn into a Supertroopers thread?

DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO!

Tacos?


He thinks I'm Mexican.
 
2012-09-27 03:47:41 PM  

Langdon Alger: cops should have said ok, but we have to watch so we can make sure you're not trying to crawl out a window and flee.


Ten bucks says that was exactly her plan.
 
2012-09-27 04:01:16 PM  
Snozzberries.
 
2012-09-27 04:06:54 PM  

blatz514: DaddyRat: blatz514: DaddyRat: Neondistraction: blatz514: Calmamity: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll get deloused at lock up.

"Sorry for the delousing Rodney...it's standard procedure"

"It's powdered sugar....it's delicious."

The lice hate the sugar.

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Did this just turn into a Supertroopers thread?

DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO!

Tacos?

He thinks I'm Mexican.


You're Mexican?
 
2012-09-27 04:14:12 PM  
I wonder if she answered the door while on the phone, and gave them that I'll-be-with-you-in-just-a-sec hold-up-a-finger thing.

/ index finger
// palm facing out
/// you know the one, if you've got a teenage girl in the house
 
2012-09-27 04:16:19 PM  
Or you could be a Kardashian (sweating Armenian) and drawing flies to your nether regions...just saying; they're disgusting.
 
2012-09-27 05:11:00 PM  
How self-absorbed can one person be, really?
 
2012-09-27 06:26:28 PM  
Honestly being that its Scranton PA, I had to look if the cops actually let her. That place is a pimple on the ass of the world. The cops there are some of the dumbest I have ever met
 
2012-09-27 07:29:18 PM  
A relative of mine went through something similar. His batshiat insane ex-wife had made up a home invasion story, and a warrant was issued in her county. The local police knew it was garbage having dealt with her before, came to make the arrest.

He was inside, in the bathroom, yelling through the wall.

"Look, you know we have to do this."
"Yeah, but I'm taking a dump."
"Uh..."
"Listen, I just woke up. I'm going to take a shower and get dressed then I'll come down to the station, OK?"
"Well, OK. Take your time."

*cops leave*

/ Trial was hilarious. Entire neighborhood knew where he was that morning, standing in the yard, organizing his late mother's estate sale, at the time the crime supposedly occurred. Witness after witness testifying in support of his alibi until the prosecutor started flailing his arms in the air impotently.
 
2012-09-28 10:12:50 PM  
I'd make your arse wait for a bath or w/e if you were gonna drag me off to prison too
 
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