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2012-09-27 10:51:17 AM
Damn. We're they hot? Cuz we can't be seen wasting hot lesbians. It's a finite resource.

/aisle seat
/what's the movie?
 
2012-09-27 10:51:34 AM
That's a bit of stretch.
 
2012-09-27 10:51:53 AM
Is this another one of those fake crimes done to bring visibility to some cause? Like the recent "hate crime" in Lincoln, Nebraska?
 
2012-09-27 10:52:38 AM
FTA: Portland Police Chief Randy Wright has previously said that no evidence existed to lead police to believe the shooting was a hate crime.

Subby can't read?
 
2012-09-27 10:53:27 AM
That's a damn fine sketch.

He does look a hell of a lot like one of my co-workers... but, well, he's across the country.
And he's a bit of a... hipster?
 
2012-09-27 10:54:45 AM
I submitted this story three months ago... you know, when the killing actually happened.
 
2012-09-27 10:54:56 AM
I think I hate the crime of subby not reading TFA.
 
2012-09-27 10:55:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 10:56:18 AM

WhippingBoy: Is this another one of those fake crimes done to bring visibility to some cause? Like the recent "hate crime" in Lincoln, Nebraska?


People don't generally end up dead and seriously injured due to hoaxes.
 
2012-09-27 10:56:56 AM
Assailant does not look like david tennant

/subby fail
 
2012-09-27 10:59:56 AM

hugram: I submitted this story three months ago... you know, when the killing actually happened.


which is why we have a "follow up" tag.

And less than three months since your girlfriend is MURDERED and you are already seeing someone else? that's kind of farked.
 
2012-09-27 11:00:35 AM
i56.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 11:02:00 AM

dopekitty74: Assailant does not look like david tennant

/subby fail


White; brown hair; two nose holes. He's a dead ringer for Tennant.
 
2012-09-27 11:02:10 AM
i650.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 11:02:18 AM

dopekitty74: Assailant does not look like david tennant

/subby fail


The sketch...actually does. Kind of. But not the always-surprised Tenth Doctor, just the pissed-off, "I'm gonna rip your bloody head off" version.
 
2012-09-27 11:02:47 AM
Biiiiiig stretch there, subby

After all... the Doctor would never use a gun.
 
2012-09-27 11:05:05 AM

reillan: Biiiiiig stretch there, subby

After all... the Doctor would never use a gun.


Bullshiat. He has, even if he's a major proponent for galactic gun control, resorted to physical violence and projectile weaponry when required by the situation. Although amazingly he never picked up a gun in "A Good Man Goes to War." Weird, given the circumstances.
 
2012-09-27 11:05:43 AM

cletusnbrandine: hugram: I submitted this story three months ago... you know, when the killing actually happened.

which is why we have a "follow up" tag.

And less than three months since your girlfriend is MURDERED and you are already seeing someone else? that's kind of farked.


Subby did not use a 'follow up' tag. Anyway, was this story greened back then? I don't remember being green... but I'm glad it is green now. I don't remember if the article I submitted mentioned that the most likely reason was due to them being a lesbian couple. The article simply mentioned that they were a lesbian couple.

Finally, the girl has to move on. If she found someone else, then she should be free to date.

But this being in Texas, my assumption is that it was most likely a hate crime.
 
2012-09-27 11:07:10 AM

maram500: reillan: Biiiiiig stretch there, subby

After all... the Doctor would never use a gun.

Bullshiat. He has, even if he's a major proponent for galactic gun control, resorted to physical violence and projectile weaponry when required by the situation. Although amazingly he never picked up a gun in "A Good Man Goes to War." Weird, given the circumstances.


He did in a A Town Called Mercy (and, as was pointed out, in The End of Time)
 
2012-09-27 11:08:31 AM

cletusnbrandine: hugram: I submitted this story three months ago... you know, when the killing actually happened.

which is why we have a "follow up" tag.

And less than three months since your girlfriend is MURDERED and you are already seeing someone else? that's kind of farked.


Just gonna hazard a guess that she's probably not in a good & stable mental state since the attack. She's probably grieving, lonely, and scared. I hope this new girl is good to her.
 
2012-09-27 11:09:43 AM

Skwrl: maram500: reillan: Biiiiiig stretch there, subby

After all... the Doctor would never use a gun.

Bullshiat. He has, even if he's a major proponent for galactic gun control, resorted to physical violence and projectile weaponry when required by the situation. Although amazingly he never picked up a gun in "A Good Man Goes to War." Weird, given the circumstances.

He did in a A Town Called Mercy (and, as was pointed out, in The End of Time)


"A Town Called Mercy" was pretty good (although "Asylum of the Daleks" was sooo much better), and I forgot he actually picked up a gun in that one. "End of Time," on the other hand, was pure awesome. Seriously, Timothy Dalton? Yes please.

/Only way to have made that better? Sir Patrick Stewart instead of Dalton
 
2012-09-27 11:10:03 AM

Lone Stranger: I think I hate the crime of subby not reading TFA.


As we all know the cops in TexASS are so good when looking into shootings of gay people and never covering it up or ignoring evadance showing it is a hate crime

/Texas the Saudi Arabia of the Western Hemisphere
 
2012-09-27 11:11:14 AM
Did she get shot in the head? Did fall and hit her head?

"It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident? Assault with intent to kill is not an "oops, (they) pulled the trigger unintentionally" accident. Don't sugar coat it. 

And now she's dating somebody else, and moving on already? WTF? Can you say "Kill her, wound me and make it look like a hate crime"?
 
2012-09-27 11:11:34 AM

cletusnbrandine: And less than three months since your girlfriend is MURDERED and you are already seeing someone else? that's kind of farked


She found a new girlfriend lickity-split.
 
2012-09-27 11:11:37 AM
Looks like they were attacked by the lead singer of Crowded House.

You're on notice, Australia.
 
2012-09-27 11:13:24 AM

cardex: Lone Stranger: I think I hate the crime of subby not reading TFA.

As we all know the cops in TexASS are so good when looking into shootings of gay people and never covering it up or ignoring evadance showing it is a hate crime

/Texas the Saudi Arabia of the Western Hemisphere


0/10.
 
2012-09-27 11:16:42 AM
timey-wimey, licky-wicky muffy-duffy sort of a crime, eh?
 
2012-09-27 11:16:55 AM

cletusnbrandine: And less than three months since your girlfriend is MURDERED and you are already seeing someone else? that's kind of farked.


Hell, it took me nearly a year to get over my last girlfriend and I only WISHED she was dead.
 
2012-09-27 11:18:25 AM

danno_to_infinity: Did she get shot in the head? Did fall and hit her head?

"It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident? Assault with intent to kill is not an "oops, (they) pulled the trigger unintentionally" accident. Don't sugar coat it. 

And now she's dating somebody else, and moving on already? WTF? Can you say "Kill her, wound me and make it look like a hate crime"?


This is what i thought. She said she said"was"heartbroken. Was? it was 3 months ago. It took me a year to stop crying when my dog died. The person that was murdered was her girlfriend! Who gets over that in three months?!
 
2012-09-27 11:21:09 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Damn. We're Were they hot? Cuz we can't be seen wasting hot lesbians. It's a finite resource.

/aisle seat
/what's the movie?

 

FTFM
 
2012-09-27 11:22:09 AM

danno_to_infinity: Did she get shot in the head? Did fall and hit her head?

"It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident? Assault with intent to kill is not an "oops, (they) pulled the trigger unintentionally" accident. Don't sugar coat it. 

And now she's dating somebody else, and moving on already? WTF? Can you say "Kill her, wound me and make it look like a hate crime"?


Well it is Texas. Could be that one of the loaded handguns fell off the Loaded Handgun Truck on it's way to the "Loaded Handgun and Loaded Bigger Handgun Emporium", down in the Loaded Handgun district.
 
2012-09-27 11:23:28 AM

5monkeys: danno_to_infinity: Did she get shot in the head? Did fall and hit her head?

"It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident? Assault with intent to kill is not an "oops, (they) pulled the trigger unintentionally" accident. Don't sugar coat it. 

And now she's dating somebody else, and moving on already? WTF? Can you say "Kill her, wound me and make it look like a hate crime"?

This is what i thought. She said she said"was"heartbroken. Was? it was 3 months ago. It took me a year to stop crying when my dog died. The person that was murdered was her girlfriend! Who gets over that in three months?!


Someone who is still in an occpational rehab facility for their injuries and who is probably trying to block the whole thing out is who.
 
2012-09-27 11:27:45 AM
That doesn't look a thing like Colin Baker.
 
2012-09-27 11:30:30 AM
sketch looks like it belongs in a calvin klien ad
 
2012-09-27 11:32:26 AM

WhippingBoy: Is this another one of those fake crimes done to bring visibility to some cause? Like the recent "hate crime" in Lincoln, Nebraska?


Hahaha, yes. Stupid biatches shot themselves to death, just to make a point. Just like when all those darkies snuck into the country and pretended to be slaves for hundreds of years, just so they'd get welfare.
 
2012-09-27 11:32:31 AM
a hipper reference would have been to a Dane prone to conversing with skulls of dead friends

i.telegraph.co.uk

Alas poor subby, you did not know him.
 
2012-09-27 11:34:05 AM

cletusnbrandine: hugram: I submitted this story three months ago... you know, when the killing actually happened.

which is why we have a "follow up" tag.

And less than three months since your girlfriend is MURDERED and you are already seeing someone else? that's kind of farked.


I thought the same thing at first blush. Then I thought:

1. She is 18.

2. It's possible it wasn't even a serious relationship, in fact it's quite possible they were more "having sex" than "in love" but in the aftermath of the violence the relationship was misconstrued to or by friends and family and/or the media because it made a more compelling story.

Regardless, 3 months is probably a healthy mourning period for any young person.
 
2012-09-27 11:36:51 AM

cardex: Lone Stranger: I think I hate the crime of subby not reading TFA.

As we all know the cops in TexASS are so good when looking into shootings of gay people and never covering it up or ignoring evadance showing it is a hate crime

/Texas the Saudi Arabia of the Western Hemisphere


If you were any more full of shiat, you would be identified as Mitt's Romney's colon.
 
2012-09-27 11:44:39 AM

maram500: "A Town Called Mercy" was pretty good (although "Asylum of the Daleks" was sooo much better), and I forgot he actually picked up a gun in that one. "End of Time," on the other hand, was pure awesome. Seriously, Timothy Dalton? Yes please.

/Only way to have made that better? Sir Patrick Stewart instead of Dalton


Sweet merciful Jeebus, you are so right.

Either way, as long as Simm's Master is there, I am pleased.
 
2012-09-27 11:46:34 AM

WarszawaScream: Sweet merciful Jeebus, you are so right.

Either way, as long as Simm's Master is there, I am pleased.


I think Benedict Cumberbatch is going to make an excellent Master, though.
 
2012-09-27 11:47:38 AM

jayhawk88: danno_to_infinity: Did she get shot in the head? Did fall and hit her head?

"It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident? Assault with intent to kill is not an "oops, (they) pulled the trigger unintentionally" accident. Don't sugar coat it. 

And now she's dating somebody else, and moving on already? WTF? Can you say "Kill her, wound me and make it look like a hate crime"?

Well it is Texas. Could be that one of the loaded handguns fell off the Loaded Handgun Truck on it's way to the "Loaded Handgun and Loaded Bigger Handgun Emporium", down in the Loaded Handgun district.


This is the funniest thing I've read all day!
 
2012-09-27 11:48:06 AM
Looks more like Morrissey than David Tennant.
 
2012-09-27 11:49:01 AM
Could have been prevented if only they were carrying, amirite?
 
2012-09-27 11:54:34 AM
danno_to_infinity

... "It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident?...

Well if it's an "accident" when a police officer pulls the 6.5 pound trigger of a gun, I guess it's an accident when a murderer does it.

Kind of like everything is now a "disease"
 
2012-09-27 11:55:31 AM

rynthetyn: 5monkeys: danno_to_infinity: Did she get shot in the head? Did fall and hit her head?

"It's been three months since my ACCIDENT"? Accident? When is attempted murder an accident? Assault with intent to kill is not an "oops, (they) pulled the trigger unintentionally" accident. Don't sugar coat it. 

And now she's dating somebody else, and moving on already? WTF? Can you say "Kill her, wound me and make it look like a hate crime"?

This is what i thought. She said she said"was"heartbroken. Was? it was 3 months ago. It took me a year to stop crying when my dog died. The person that was murdered was her girlfriend! Who gets over that in three months?!

Someone who is still in an occpational rehab facility for their injuries and who is probably trying to block the whole thing out is who.


Stop being reasonable. More important is the fact that everyone deals with grief in exactly the same, predictable way, so anyone who slightly deviates from it is obviously a stone cold killin' psychopath.

/is confident that no Farker has ever laughed at an inappropriate moment
 
2012-09-27 12:01:06 PM

CheekyMonkey: WhippingBoy: Is this another one of those fake crimes done to bring visibility to some cause? Like the recent "hate crime" in Lincoln, Nebraska?

Hahaha, yes. Stupid biatches shot themselves to death, just to make a point. Just like when all those darkies snuck into the country and pretended to be slaves for hundreds of years, just so they'd get welfare.


I didn't ask if it was a well thought-out fake hate crime...
 
2012-09-27 12:01:10 PM

rynthetyn: WhippingBoy: Is this another one of those fake crimes done to bring visibility to some cause? Like the recent "hate crime" in Lincoln, Nebraska?

People don't generally end up dead and seriously injured due to hoaxes.


Go see The Life of David Gale.

Or better yet, don't see The Life of David Gale.

It's a piece of shiat.
 
2012-09-27 12:05:59 PM
So... it wasn't a hate crime, which means it was... a regular crime?

Meaning this guy just shot these people as part of a failed robbery, or random homicidal impulse?

Doesn't add up.
 
2012-09-27 12:17:29 PM
hospitilized?
 
2012-09-27 12:23:52 PM

cardex: Lone Stranger: I think I hate the crime of subby not reading TFA.

As we all know the cops in TexASS are so good when looking into shootings of gay people and never covering it up or ignoring evadance showing it is a hate crime

/Texas the Saudi Arabia of the Western Hemisphere


Normally people include at least one link in their post to make it at least somewhat factual.
 
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