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(Chicago Trib)   Arash "Ash" Durrani, 26, restrained on United flight for aggressive behavior, to face federal charges of being a primitive screwhead   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 26
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2012-09-27 11:31:03 AM
6 votes:

MaxxLarge: DNRTFA. But I'll bet I know what it says, at least in part.

Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

On top of that, many many years' worth of acrobatic dance moves have left his joints in crap shape, with his hips in particular pretty shot, and badly in need of replacement. Ironic, that. But of course, since Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions, surgery is pretty much out.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.



Wow, you REALLY didn't RTFA.
2012-09-27 01:11:53 PM
5 votes:
"He grabbed my hair and lifted my head up and said, 'I want to kiss you,'"


you sure it wasn't this guy?

i.usatoday.net
2012-09-27 11:06:06 AM
5 votes:
Just wait until he's introduced to his cellmate's boomstick.
2012-09-27 11:30:09 AM
3 votes:
DNRTFA. But I'll bet I know what it says, at least in part.

Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

On top of that, many many years' worth of acrobatic dance moves have left his joints in crap shape, with his hips in particular pretty shot, and badly in need of replacement. Ironic, that. But of course, since Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions, surgery is pretty much out.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.
2012-09-27 02:53:21 PM
2 votes:
Reached for comment, former Governor and Presidential candidate Mitt Romney (R) stated, "it's always scary when you hear about someone being aggressive on an airplane. If this was your house or business, you'd be able to throw them out, but on an airplane, there's no place to go, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous."
2012-09-27 02:40:23 PM
2 votes:
Is he Iranian?

Persian Pride!
2012-09-27 02:18:37 PM
2 votes:
i174.photobucket.com
2012-09-27 02:00:54 PM
2 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: doubled99: "I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."

Man, the bouncers in here are tough!


...No ticket.
2012-09-27 02:00:24 PM
2 votes:

uncleswifty: Why didn't they land in Denver or somewhere else and get him off the plane instead of going all the way to California?


They needed the extra 3 hours to let each passenger kick him in the nards (at least that what should have happened).
They guy was no longer a threat, so why make everyone late? Besides, with farking airline seats being so uncomfortable, I'm sure the guys who held him down were more comfortable anyway.

they bought their tickets... I say let 'em thrash!
2012-09-27 01:47:23 PM
2 votes:
"I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."
2012-09-27 01:47:06 PM
2 votes:
So, Ash was "unbelievably strong" huh? Hmmm...
i649.photobucket.com
2012-09-27 01:42:57 PM
2 votes:
"He grabbed my hair and lifted my head up and said, 'I want to kiss you,'" said another passenger, Nona Pitts.

You should be honoured, he used his smoothest move on you. Usually he just clubs women over the head and drags them back to his cave.

/heheheh, Pitts
2012-09-27 02:29:11 PM
1 votes:

zez: [www.istanbul.tc image 213x668]

I KISS YOU !!!!!


Mahir! That dude was an Internet meme before Internet memes were even a thing!

/feeling a strange nostalgia for the Hampster (sic.) Dance
2012-09-27 02:25:30 PM
1 votes:
Just think of how bad this could have turned out if the TSA wasn't around.
2012-09-27 02:19:38 PM
1 votes:

KangTheMad: It's like a easier less personally fulfilling way of smashing his head into the window to knock him out.


fixed
2012-09-27 02:10:26 PM
1 votes:

Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him


RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?
2012-09-27 02:08:07 PM
1 votes:

Your Boss: They needed the extra 3 hours to let each passenger kick him in the nards (at least that what should have happened).


I'm picturing the scene in Airplane! with armed passengers lined up to beat some sense into the panicking woman.

i.ytimg.com
zez
2012-09-27 02:00:48 PM
1 votes:
www.istanbul.tc

I KISS YOU !!!!!
2012-09-27 01:53:15 PM
1 votes:

ImperialHazman: So, Ash was "unbelievably strong" huh? Hmmm...
[i649.photobucket.com image 400x266]


So you're saying boomstick = Knives, sharp sticks?
2012-09-27 01:50:47 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: [fashionbombdaily.com image 419x315]


"Well I saw this robbery coming a mile away, so I stuck my wedding ring up my ass".
2012-09-27 01:47:14 PM
1 votes:
Listen you farkers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the coonts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is someone who stood up.
2012-09-27 01:45:52 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


Ash, it's for you. Says his name is Pete Burns, something about wanting his old face back...
2012-09-27 01:40:20 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

NOT Groovy.
2012-09-27 01:39:25 PM
1 votes:
fashionbombdaily.com
2012-09-27 01:38:05 PM
1 votes:
What an ashhole.
2012-09-27 12:42:39 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


Not your type, huh?

I don't blame you. I never pegged you as a drunkendoucheosexual.
 
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