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(Chicago Trib)   Arash "Ash" Durrani, 26, restrained on United flight for aggressive behavior, to face federal charges of being a primitive screwhead   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line
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2012-09-27 02:53:14 PM  
TFA: "Durrani, who also goes by Ash, is listed as an actor in one movie that hasn't been released."

Is it "Desert Warrior"? Because that might explain why he was high as fark.
 
2012-09-27 02:53:21 PM  
Reached for comment, former Governor and Presidential candidate Mitt Romney (R) stated, "it's always scary when you hear about someone being aggressive on an airplane. If this was your house or business, you'd be able to throw them out, but on an airplane, there's no place to go, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous."
 
2012-09-27 02:53:34 PM  

KangTheMad: Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?

When you are a threat to other passengers. It's like an easier way of smashing his head into the window to knock him out.


I guess by that logic, it would be BETTER to just kick the guy into submission because we can't have people randomly knocking out crazy people on airplanes....

Or something.
 
2012-09-27 02:54:24 PM  
WeenerGord: "Tell that to Cat Stevens"

Hasn't everybody?
 
2012-09-27 02:56:25 PM  
You go by Ash. You should probably be held down with belts and injected with valium just on principle.
 
2012-09-27 03:02:51 PM  
Why aren't passenger jets equipped with either a few pairs of metal or plastic handcuffs?

If I took off my belt to help restrain a passenger, my pants would fall and I would probably get in trouble for indecent exposure of an abnormally large ass.
 
2012-09-27 03:05:30 PM  

mytdawg: tortilla burger: Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?

Well as far as I know valium is in tablet form, not injectable. The article said that the doctor tried sedating him, which might mean that he attempted giving the guy the tablets to swallow; but it's not as if the doc pulled out a syringe and jammed it into his leg

There is indeed liquid injectable Valium (I believe). They use it in IV's. Now whether that's what they had is another issue.


Only if the syringe is 3 oz or smaller.

/I'm guessing even a doctor couldn't bring a syringe onto an airplane these days.
 
2012-09-27 03:05:55 PM  

susler: Why aren't passenger jets equipped with either a few pairs of metal or plastic handcuffs?

If I took off my belt to help restrain a passenger, my pants would fall and I would probably get in trouble for indecent exposure of an abnormally large ass.



Giggity.
 
2012-09-27 03:07:48 PM  
He grabbed my hair and lifted my head up and said, 'I want to kiss you,'" said another passenger, Nona Pitts

Dead for Tax Reasons: "He grabbed my hair and lifted my head up and said, 'I want to kiss you,'"


you sure it wasn't this guy?

[i.usatoday.net image 245x211]


He went full Namath. You never go full Namath.
 
2012-09-27 03:12:41 PM  

WeenerGord: MaxxLarge: Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.

Tell that to Cat Stevens


Ooh baby it's a bad song!
 
2012-09-27 03:15:15 PM  

susler: Why aren't passenger jets equipped with either a few pairs of metal or plastic handcuffs?


As I've said all along, every person 21 years and older should be handed a stun gun as they board the plane.
 
2012-09-27 03:15:58 PM  

Huck Chaser: mytdawg: tortilla burger: Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?

Well as far as I know valium is in tablet form, not injectable. The article said that the doctor tried sedating him, which might mean that he attempted giving the guy the tablets to swallow; but it's not as if the doc pulled out a syringe and jammed it into his leg

There is indeed liquid injectable Valium (I believe). They use it in IV's. Now whether that's what they had is another issue.

Only if the syringe is 3 oz or smaller.

/I'm guessing even a doctor couldn't bring a syringe onto an airplane these days.


I'm guessing you are correct. Never mind the drugs etc...
 
2012-09-27 03:19:04 PM  

ImperialHazman: So, Ash was "unbelievably strong" huh? Hmmm...
[i649.photobucket.com image 400x266]


Yea im thinking meth or something along those "lines"
 
2012-09-27 03:38:38 PM  
www.maennerfrisuren.org

Looks like Chris Angel's Mindfreak routine is indeed trying to break new ground, moving from "street magic" to the never-before-attempted "airplane disturbance magic".

"Looks like I'm all tied up with your seatbelts- OR AM I???"

HOWEEDOODAT??
ZOMG- MINDFREAK!!!
 
2012-09-27 03:40:24 PM  
healthandfitnessarticle.org

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-09-27 03:44:30 PM  

Oznog: [healthandfitnessarticle.org image 300x300]

Wanted for questioning.


Nice tits
 
2012-09-27 04:05:07 PM  

Diogenes: cdn.breitbart.com

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


mynethome.net

He is clearly ripping off "Blue Steel"- you can't DO that!!
 
2012-09-27 04:07:24 PM  

WeenerGord: Oznog: [healthandfitnessarticle.org image 300x300]

Wanted for questioning.

Nice tits


Do not taunt the Dothraki!!
 
2012-09-27 04:09:58 PM  

susler: Why aren't passenger jets equipped with either a few pairs of metal or plastic handcuffs?


It would certainly add a whole new wrinkle for those interested in the Mile High Club.
 
2012-09-27 04:19:31 PM  

tortilla burger: Well as far as I know valium is in tablet form, not injectable


...has anyone told you that valium comes in an injectable format yet? No fool in his right mind is gonna try to blow-gun a pill down somebody's throat... maybe a witch doctor could...
I would bet you that the only reason the doctor did what he did because he knew he had some works full of goofy juice on his person.

/how very thoughtful, indeed.
 
2012-09-27 05:11:23 PM  

Oznog: WeenerGord: Oznog: [healthandfitnessarticle.org image 300x300]

Wanted for questioning.

Nice tits

Do not taunt the Dothracki!!


Is that what you call them? I didn't taunt them. I complemented them. Nice rack.
 
2012-09-27 05:24:31 PM  

Oznog: [healthandfitnessarticle.org image 300x300]

Wanted for questioning.


Ronin?
 
2012-09-27 08:34:46 PM  
What a dumb Ash.
 
2012-09-27 11:37:13 PM  
Maybe he wasn't administered the Valium tablet orally...
 
2012-09-27 11:43:59 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: Rapmaster2000: [fashionbombdaily.com image 419x315]

"Well I saw this robbery coming a mile away, so I stuck my wedding ring up my ass".


uphereoncloud9.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-28 03:54:12 AM  

mytdawg: tortilla burger: Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?

Well as far as I know valium is in tablet form, not injectable. The article said that the doctor tried sedating him, which might mean that he attempted giving the guy the tablets to swallow; but it's not as if the doc pulled out a syringe and jammed it into his leg

There is indeed liquid injectable Valium (I believe). They use it in IV's. Now whether that's what they had is another issue.


Yes you can buy diazepam as a liquid. Yes airplane medical kits have syringes and emergency stocks of common drugs. And yes, its a very useful antiseizure drug. Because the last place you want someone seizing is on an airplane.
 
2012-09-28 12:06:48 PM  
Isn't there some kind of reaction certain people sometimes have to flight that causes them to wig out and act hostile/crazy? From the description of his behavior he sounds pretty irrational.
 
2012-09-28 12:43:16 PM  

Heron: Isn't there some kind of reaction certain people sometimes have to flight that causes them to wig out and act hostile/crazy? From the description of his behavior he sounds pretty irrational.


Depends on what they see when they look out the window.

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