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(Chicago Trib)   Arash "Ash" Durrani, 26, restrained on United flight for aggressive behavior, to face federal charges of being a primitive screwhead   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 78
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2012-09-27 11:06:06 AM
Just wait until he's introduced to his cellmate's boomstick.
 
2012-09-27 11:30:09 AM
DNRTFA. But I'll bet I know what it says, at least in part.

Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

On top of that, many many years' worth of acrobatic dance moves have left his joints in crap shape, with his hips in particular pretty shot, and badly in need of replacement. Ironic, that. But of course, since Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions, surgery is pretty much out.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.
 
2012-09-27 11:31:03 AM

MaxxLarge: DNRTFA. But I'll bet I know what it says, at least in part.

Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

On top of that, many many years' worth of acrobatic dance moves have left his joints in crap shape, with his hips in particular pretty shot, and badly in need of replacement. Ironic, that. But of course, since Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions, surgery is pretty much out.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.



Wow, you REALLY didn't RTFA.
 
2012-09-27 11:39:03 AM
cdn.breitbart.com

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.
 
2012-09-27 11:39:21 AM
Christ. I need to get my eyes checked.
 
2012-09-27 12:42:39 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


Not your type, huh?

I don't blame you. I never pegged you as a drunkendoucheosexual.
 
2012-09-27 01:11:53 PM
"He grabbed my hair and lifted my head up and said, 'I want to kiss you,'"


you sure it wasn't this guy?

i.usatoday.net
 
2012-09-27 01:15:57 PM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.

Not your type, huh?

I don't blame you. I never pegged you as a drunkendoucheosexual.


He's easy enough on the eyes. A little too pretty and female assaulty for my tastes.
 
2012-09-27 01:35:44 PM

MaxxLarge: DNRTFA. But I'll bet I know what it says, at least in part.

Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

On top of that, many many years' worth of acrobatic dance moves have left his joints in crap shape, with his hips in particular pretty shot, and badly in need of replacement. Ironic, that. But of course, since Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions, surgery is pretty much out.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.


Nailed it on the head!
 
2012-09-27 01:35:50 PM
who?
 
2012-09-27 01:38:05 PM
What an ashhole.
 
2012-09-27 01:39:25 PM
fashionbombdaily.com
 
2012-09-27 01:40:20 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

NOT Groovy.
 
2012-09-27 01:42:57 PM
"He grabbed my hair and lifted my head up and said, 'I want to kiss you,'" said another passenger, Nona Pitts.

You should be honoured, he used his smoothest move on you. Usually he just clubs women over the head and drags them back to his cave.

/heheheh, Pitts
 
2012-09-27 01:44:57 PM
Arash "Ash" Durrani.
vanilla
Arash "Ash" Durrani.
Stop! collaborate and listen!
 
2012-09-27 01:45:43 PM

Trivia Jockey: MaxxLarge: ...

Wow, you REALLY didn't RTFA.


TBH that was my, less eloquent, thought as well when I saw his name.
 
2012-09-27 01:45:52 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


Ash, it's for you. Says his name is Pete Burns, something about wanting his old face back...
 
2012-09-27 01:46:19 PM

olapbill: collaborate


Better not, that gets you sent to Gitmo.
 
2012-09-27 01:47:06 PM
So, Ash was "unbelievably strong" huh? Hmmm...
i649.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 01:47:14 PM
Listen you farkers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the coonts, the dogs, the filth, the shiat. Here is someone who stood up.
 
2012-09-27 01:47:23 PM
"I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."
 
2012-09-27 01:48:44 PM
What's the word on Tandoor though?
 
2012-09-27 01:50:47 PM

Rapmaster2000: [fashionbombdaily.com image 419x315]


"Well I saw this robbery coming a mile away, so I stuck my wedding ring up my ass".
 
2012-09-27 01:51:06 PM
Why didn't they land in Denver or somewhere else and get him off the plane instead of going all the way to California?
 
2012-09-27 01:53:15 PM

ImperialHazman: So, Ash was "unbelievably strong" huh? Hmmm...
[i649.photobucket.com image 400x266]


So you're saying boomstick = Knives, sharp sticks?
 
2012-09-27 01:56:17 PM

doubled99: "I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."


Man, the bouncers in here are tough!
 
2012-09-27 02:00:24 PM

uncleswifty: Why didn't they land in Denver or somewhere else and get him off the plane instead of going all the way to California?


They needed the extra 3 hours to let each passenger kick him in the nards (at least that what should have happened).
They guy was no longer a threat, so why make everyone late? Besides, with farking airline seats being so uncomfortable, I'm sure the guys who held him down were more comfortable anyway.

they bought their tickets... I say let 'em thrash!
 
2012-09-27 02:00:29 PM
It's a trick. Get an axe.
 
zez
2012-09-27 02:00:48 PM
www.istanbul.tc

I KISS YOU !!!!!
 
2012-09-27 02:00:54 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: doubled99: "I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."

Man, the bouncers in here are tough!


...No ticket.
 
2012-09-27 02:05:31 PM
I say that anyone who acts up on a plane like this should be taken off the flight and shot - immediately - in the back of the head.

/excepting, of course, if a medical condition was the cause of a fracas. By "medical condition" I do not mean "depression" or the like - I mean something like insulin shock or aneurism or the like.
 
2012-09-27 02:06:05 PM
LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him
 
2012-09-27 02:06:36 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


Kinda reminds me of Milli or Vanilli, I forget which one.
 
2012-09-27 02:08:07 PM

Your Boss: They needed the extra 3 hours to let each passenger kick him in the nards (at least that what should have happened).


I'm picturing the scene in Airplane! with armed passengers lined up to beat some sense into the panicking woman.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-27 02:10:26 PM

Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him


RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?
 
2012-09-27 02:11:43 PM

Huck Chaser: I May Be Crazy But...: doubled99: "I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."

Man, the bouncers in here are tough!

...No ticket.


Ooh, much better response.
 
2012-09-27 02:13:21 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 02:17:29 PM

Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?


When you are a threat to other passengers. It's like an easier way of smashing his head into the window to knock him out.
 
2012-09-27 02:18:37 PM
i174.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 02:19:38 PM
whatever he took before the flight, he shouldn't take it again
 
2012-09-27 02:19:38 PM

KangTheMad: It's like a easier less personally fulfilling way of smashing his head into the window to knock him out.


fixed
 
2012-09-27 02:20:48 PM

MaxxLarge: Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.

What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.


Tell that to Cat Stevens
 
2012-09-27 02:21:55 PM

Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?


Well as far as I know valium is in tablet form, not injectable. The article said that the doctor tried sedating him, which might mean that he attempted giving the guy the tablets to swallow; but it's not as if the doc pulled out a syringe and jammed it into his leg
 
2012-09-27 02:24:10 PM

tortilla burger: Rug Doctor: Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him

RIGHT? I like how that's buried at the end of the story. Also, since when can a passing doctor just shoot you up with drugs because he doesn't like the way you're acting? I mean, the guy deserved it, but what the fark?

Well as far as I know valium is in tablet form, not injectable. The article said that the doctor tried sedating him, which might mean that he attempted giving the guy the tablets to swallow; but it's not as if the doc pulled out a syringe and jammed it into his leg


There is indeed liquid injectable Valium (I believe). They use it in IV's. Now whether that's what they had is another issue.
 
2012-09-27 02:25:30 PM
Just think of how bad this could have turned out if the TSA wasn't around.
 
2012-09-27 02:29:11 PM

zez: [www.istanbul.tc image 213x668]

I KISS YOU !!!!!


Mahir! That dude was an Internet meme before Internet memes were even a thing!

/feeling a strange nostalgia for the Hampster (sic.) Dance
 
2012-09-27 02:31:46 PM
i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 02:36:04 PM

uncleswifty: Why didn't they land in Denver or somewhere else and get him off the plane instead of going all the way to California?


Had to get back to OC asap in order to beat the 405 traffic.
 
2012-09-27 02:36:56 PM

Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]

Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.


Criss Angel?
 
2012-09-27 02:40:23 PM
Is he Iranian?

Persian Pride!
 
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