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(Starpulse)   Jada Pinkett-Smith writhes around naked and sings in Spa-- hello? Helloooo?   (starpulse.com) divider line 29
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8116 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Sep 2012 at 11:07 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-27 10:17:15 AM
How am I supposed to jerk off when you keep switching the scene to exploited orphans?
 
2012-09-27 10:24:01 AM

jaylectricity: How am I supposed to jerk off when you keep switching the scene to exploited orphans?


More furiously?
 
2012-09-27 10:28:50 AM

jaylectricity: How am I supposed to jerk off when you keep switching the scene to exploited orphans?


Pause a lot
 
2012-09-27 10:29:15 AM
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HAWT!!
 
2012-09-27 10:38:55 AM

jaylectricity: How am I supposed to jerk off when you keep switching the scene to exploited orphans?


Switch hands?
 
2012-09-27 10:41:39 AM
I sat next to her and the kid on a plane once.

She is tiny.
 
2012-09-27 11:02:14 AM
I wish she would have done this a decade earlier :(
 
2012-09-27 11:04:11 AM
I think I saw lips.
 
2012-09-27 11:09:18 AM

jaylectricity: How am I supposed to jerk off when you keep switching the scene to from exploited orphans?


FTFY
 
2012-09-27 11:20:17 AM
Jada Pinkett-Smith didn't think twice when her friend Salma Hayek called on her and asked her to strip down and film a new music video completely nude

Ideally, Jada should have said, "Okay, Salma - you first. And then we get into the tub together..."

/... aaaaaand I'm done
 
2012-09-27 11:32:28 AM
That was actually really well done. Powerful music, very well sung.
+1
 
2012-09-27 11:49:47 AM
Is there anyone alive who wouldn't get naked if Salma Hayek asked them?
 
2012-09-27 12:00:01 PM

Balchinian: That was actually really well done. Powerful music, very well sung.
+1


Very much agreed. Jada could use a sandwich or two, but she's still smoking hot. I had no idea Jada spoke Spanish, but that was a great song.

And lots of people have advocated for the old rules be applied to pirates (i.e. kill on sight). I think the same should apply to human traffickers.
 
2012-09-27 12:47:29 PM
Jada Pinkett-Smith didn't think twice when her friend Salma Hayek called on her and asked her to strip down and film a new music video completely nude, because the video was done to raise awareness of the horrors of human trafficking.


See, this is what is wrong with America's sexuality. On-screen nudity is considered to be warranted only when it's a scene where a woman is vulnerable, damaged, confused, and/or something terrible is happening. That is the absolute wrong time to have nudity, which is naturally a positive and wonderful thing.

If a scene with nudity depicts something fun, interesting, happy, and joyful, the nudity is considered "gratuitous."

No wonder we're so farked up.
 
2012-09-27 12:57:48 PM
"I can't tell you how many times I've been asked to take my clothes off, but Salma asked me once, and it's done," the actress tells More.

Go on...
 
2012-09-27 01:01:45 PM
Her kneecaps are too muscular.
 
2012-09-27 01:47:15 PM
Well, my awareness was raised.

Oops, sorry, I meant my penis.
 
2012-09-27 02:17:53 PM
This chick does nothing for my penis. She looks reptilian.
 
2012-09-27 02:41:27 PM

Balchinian: That was actually really well done. Powerful music, very well sung.
+1


there was music?
 
2012-09-27 02:46:18 PM

keepitcherry: This chick does nothing for my penis. She looks reptilian.


knowhowiknowyourgay?.jpg

nttiawwt
 
2012-09-27 04:07:16 PM

schpanky: Well, my awareness was raised.

Oops, sorry, I meant my penis.


...there's a difference?
 
2012-09-27 04:44:21 PM
Jada Pinkett-Smith agrees to pose nude in a Salma Hayek-directed video.

Two things: that's got to be the start of the greatest Penthouse Letter ever. And why has no one made with the pics yet?
 
2012-09-27 05:21:19 PM

keepitcherry: This chick does nothing for my penis. She looks reptilian.


Don't get too close, she'll distend her jaw and envelop you.
 
2012-09-27 06:36:41 PM
Why can't Salma Hayek get nude in a Jada Pinkette video?
 
2012-09-27 06:52:17 PM

Christian Bale: Jada Pinkett-Smith didn't think twice when her friend Salma Hayek called on her and asked her to strip down and film a new music video completely nude, because the video was done to raise awareness of the horrors of human trafficking.


See, this is what is wrong with America's sexuality. On-screen nudity is considered to be warranted only when it's a scene where a woman is vulnerable, damaged, confused, and/or something terrible is happening. That is the absolute wrong time to have nudity, which is naturally a positive and wonderful thing.

If a scene with nudity depicts something fun, interesting, happy, and joyful, the nudity is considered "gratuitous."

No wonder we're so farked up.


Not the kind of posting I'd expect from the American Psycho.
 
2012-09-27 07:15:00 PM

Christian Bale: Jada Pinkett-Smith didn't think twice when her friend Salma Hayek called on her and asked her to strip down and film a new music video completely nude, because the video was done to raise awareness of the horrors of human trafficking.


See, this is what is wrong with America's sexuality. On-screen nudity is considered to be warranted only when it's a scene where a woman is vulnerable, damaged, confused, and/or something terrible is happening. That is the absolute wrong time to have nudity, which is naturally a positive and wonderful thing.

If a scene with nudity depicts something fun, interesting, happy, and joyful, the nudity is considered "gratuitous."

No wonder we're so farked up.


THIS.

The only problem I have with JPS is sometimes she's super hot and sometimes she's just kind of 'eh.'
 
2012-09-27 09:46:40 PM
 
2012-09-28 08:53:12 AM

Snatch Bandergrip: What is this I don't even


oh wow, i had totally forgotten about wicked wisdom. shame they didn't get more popular, i don't think most hard rock fans really took them seriously.
 
2012-09-28 03:01:16 PM
She is certainly no Stacy Dash
 
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