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(Computerworld (Australia))   New .xxx search engine has 21 million web pages and is believed to be as much porn as anyone would need. O RLY?   (computerworld.com.au) divider line 52
    More: Unlikely, search engines, TLDs, web pages, Australian Government, Stuart Lawley, IDG News Service  
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2012-09-27 11:10:45 AM  
I wonder if you will be able to rate sites on a scale from 1 to 5 "giggitys".
 
2012-09-27 11:14:03 AM  
Challenge accepted.
 
2012-09-27 11:15:02 AM  
In before....oh damnit Mentat
 
2012-09-27 11:22:37 AM  
Unless there are midgets being used as dildos by BBWs, It doesn't have all the porn one could need.
 
2012-09-27 11:44:55 AM  
Bring back Usenet.
 
2012-09-27 11:45:17 AM  
Hmmmmmmmm
in no way a bookmark
 
2012-09-27 11:47:48 AM  
Interesting, but what actually caught my attention is that Google can and has been able to screw around with search results at will. I find that a bit disturbing.

I wonder if this new search engine will be able to block the annoying redirectors that tend to infest such sites? Google, with all of it's increasing might, doesn't seem to bother with them and they're spreading into main stream searches.
 
2012-09-27 11:48:59 AM  
There's porn on the internet?
 
2012-09-27 12:17:24 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.


It went somewhere?
 
2012-09-27 12:27:00 PM  

GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?


21 million pages is just a regular Tuesday night for the average guy.
 
2012-09-27 12:29:07 PM  

Mentat: Challenge accepted.


img.unab.us

"You stole my line!"
 
2012-09-27 12:32:54 PM  

GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-27 12:35:31 PM  

UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.

It went somewhere?


To SpamLand
 
2012-09-27 12:49:14 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.

It went somewhere?

To SpamLand



Paid high-retention News Service + Binsearch = spam free Usenet.
 
2012-09-27 01:00:08 PM  

UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.

It went somewhere?

To SpamLand


Paid high-retention News Service + Binsearch = spam free Usenet.


As if there's any good free news services anymore? Please. I'm no amateur.

And the NZB services take all the fun out of browsing.
 
2012-09-27 01:12:20 PM  
how many of those sites are just launching platforms for viruses? or do they actually filter some of it.
 
2012-09-27 01:17:23 PM  
FINALLY!  A way to find porn on the Internet.
 
2012-09-27 01:46:30 PM  

ManateeGag: how many of those sites are just launching platforms for viruses? or do they actually filter some of it.



So they say:

The new search engine will give users a more streamlined searching process, help protect them from viruses and malware and help guard their privacy,
 
2012-09-27 02:50:20 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.

It went somewhere?

To SpamLand


Paid high-retention News Service + Binsearch = spam free Usenet.

As if there's any good free news services anymore? Please. I'm no amateur.

And the NZB services take all the fun out of browsing.



I wasn't suggesting you were an amateur. Not that I really care.... But back in the day (15+ years ago)) things were fine but when free services started having shiatty retention and partials out the wazoo, I switched to a pay service. When spam/virus/fakes started inundating every binaries group, I started using UseNet search engines and good spam filters. Yeah, free service is great. I was using it through BBSes when they used to get UseNet feeds (don't even think it was *called* UseNet back then).

UseNet volume is larger than ever now. So when you say "bring back Usenet", you mean spamless and free local hosting for something that has 200 *times* the volume it used to contain 15 years ago (and I'm probably shorting it)? Ok. Got it.
 
2012-09-27 02:59:06 PM  
Shhhhh nobody tell 50 cent.
 
2012-09-27 03:06:23 PM  
Oh great, a textual search of a visual medium.

Yes, I went and used that search engine. It's almost usable, they just need to cache image thumbnails.
 
2012-09-27 03:09:12 PM  

Rik01: Interesting, but what actually caught my attention is that Google can and has been able to screw around with search results at will. I find that a bit disturbing.


Google can alter its own algorithm? I'm shocked.

I wonder if this new search engine will be able to block the annoying redirectors that tend to infest such sites? Google, with all of it's increasing might, doesn't seem to bother with them and they're spreading into main stream searches.


Maybe, but then porn site owners will resort to other methods. If they think enough people will use the search engine to make it worthwhile.
 
2012-09-27 03:10:34 PM  

UberDave: I wonder if you will be able to rate sites on a scale from 1 to 5 "giggitys".


It's only 21 million sites, so that's 0.021 giggitys.
 
2012-09-27 03:12:05 PM  

Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]


Huh, never knew he was a lefty.
 
2012-09-27 03:16:39 PM  
skepticon.org
 
2012-09-27 03:20:36 PM  

UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: UberDave: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.

It went somewhere?

To SpamLand


Paid high-retention News Service + Binsearch = spam free Usenet.

As if there's any good free news services anymore? Please. I'm no amateur.

And the NZB services take all the fun out of browsing.


I wasn't suggesting you were an amateur. Not that I really care.... But back in the day (15+ years ago)) things were fine but when free services started having shiatty retention and partials out the wazoo, I switched to a pay service. When spam/virus/fakes started inundating every binaries group, I started using UseNet search engines and good spam filters. Yeah, free service is great. I was using it through BBSes when they used to get UseNet feeds (don't even think it was *called* UseNet back then).

UseNet volume is larger than ever now. So when you say "bring back Usenet", you mean spamless and free local hosting for something that has 200 *times* the volume it used to contain 15 years ago (and I'm probably shorting it)? Ok. Got it.


You've really got some issues.
 
2012-09-27 03:25:36 PM  
21 MILLION--- my luck its a slideshow
 
2012-09-27 03:28:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Unless there are midgets being used as dildos by BBWs, It doesn't have all the porn one could need.


I've seen that one.
 
2012-09-27 03:30:04 PM  

Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.


I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?
 
2012-09-27 03:43:42 PM  

NateAsbestos: Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.

I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?


I am. I can type faster with my left hand than I can, than most people can, with both hands.

I shattered my right arm in a car wreck and couldn't use it for 13 months about 12 years ago. Then less than two years ago I was in another car wreck, shattering my right shoulder. That is why I type so well left handed.
 
2012-09-27 03:49:04 PM  

Great Janitor: NateAsbestos: Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.

I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?

I am. I can type faster with my left hand than I can, than most people can, with both hands.

I shattered my right arm in a car wreck and couldn't use it for 13 months about 12 years ago. Then less than two years ago I was in another car wreck, shattering my right shoulder. That is why I type so well left handed.


Look dude, it is the internet. You don't need to pretend that your insatiable lust for porn isn't reason you type so well with your left hand, we all know.
 
2012-09-27 03:54:23 PM  

Zombie Jesus: Great Janitor: NateAsbestos: Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.

I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?

I am. I can type faster with my left hand than I can, than most people can, with both hands.

I shattered my right arm in a car wreck and couldn't use it for 13 months about 12 years ago. Then less than two years ago I was in another car wreck, shattering my right shoulder. That is why I type so well left handed.

Look dude, it is the internet. You don't need to pretend that your insatiable lust for porn isn't reason you type so well with your left hand, we all know.


I have two steel plates in my right arm and the scars to prove it. My doctor was impressed when I came in that night. He said that it was the first time he had to add a second steel plate to an arm that already had a steel plate.
 
2012-09-27 04:46:38 PM  
I'll believe it when I see it.

All of it.
 
2012-09-27 04:51:45 PM  
Any one ever wonder where they find all these people to be in porn? At 21 million pages, and we all know that's not all of it, if there are 100 performers per page that's now 2.1 billion performers. And many sites have WAY more than 100 performers.
 
2012-09-27 04:52:21 PM  

Great Janitor: Zombie Jesus: Great Janitor: NateAsbestos: Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.

I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?

I am. I can type faster with my left hand than I can, than most people can, with both hands.

I shattered my right arm in a car wreck and couldn't use it for 13 months about 12 years ago. Then less than two years ago I was in another car wreck, shattering my right shoulder. That is why I type so well left handed.

Look dude, it is the internet. You don't need to pretend that your insatiable lust for porn isn't reason you type so well with your left hand, we all know.

I have two steel plates in my right arm and the scars to prove it. My doctor was impressed when I came in that night. He said that it was the first time he had to add a second steel plate to an arm that already had a steel plate.


I don't mean to criticize, but you really shouldn't have been watching porn while you were driving.
 
2012-09-27 05:08:02 PM  

imontheinternet: Great Janitor: Zombie Jesus: Great Janitor: NateAsbestos: Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.

I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?

I am. I can type faster with my left hand than I can, than most people can, with both hands.

I shattered my right arm in a car wreck and couldn't use it for 13 months about 12 years ago. Then less than two years ago I was in another car wreck, shattering my right shoulder. That is why I type so well left handed.

Look dude, it is the internet. You don't need to pretend that your insatiable lust for porn isn't reason you type so well with your left hand, we all know.

I have two steel plates in my right arm and the scars to prove it. My doctor was impressed when I came in that night. He said that it was the first time he had to add a second steel plate to an arm that already had a steel plate.

I don't mean to criticize, but you really shouldn't have been watching porn while you were driving.


Well, a Smart phone holder for the car, internet access on said smart phone, it was only a matter of time!!!
 
2012-09-27 05:40:53 PM  

s1ugg0: Any one ever wonder where they find all these people to be in porn? At 21 million pages, and we all know that's not all of it, if there are 100 performers per page that's now 2.1 billion performers. And many sites have WAY more than 100 performers.


Well, porn stars do more than one film - not to mention duplicates.
 
2012-09-27 06:07:19 PM  
640K faps should be enough for anyone.
 
2012-09-27 06:31:10 PM  

Mentat: Challenge accepted.


^This
 
2012-09-27 06:58:56 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.


It doesn't seem to have gone anywhere: Link

216.71.185.15
 
2012-09-27 07:06:35 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.

It doesn't seem to have gone anywhere: Link

[216.71.185.15 image 435x322]


It's mostly spam, even on the paid providers.

And TV shows / movies / music (which is most of what the legit traffic is for that figure) are easier to get via torrent.

If you want porn, Usenet has ceased as a compelling venue.
 
2012-09-27 07:09:03 PM  

UberDave: I wonder if you will be able to rate sites on a scale from 1 to 5 "giggitys".


Real men measure in "teratitties"

/heheheheheh
//He said "tittlies"
 
2012-09-27 07:12:57 PM  

NateAsbestos: Grither: Endive Wombat: GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?

[i.imgur.com image 478x354]

Huh, never knew he was a lefty.

I thought everyone was a lefty on the computer?


My left hand figured out fapping quicker than using the mouse, so that's the way I go if I'm doing both.
 
2012-09-27 07:50:54 PM  
Googling "xxx porn" turns up 122,000,000 results.

Google wins.
 
2012-09-27 08:04:34 PM  

ManateeGag: how many of those sites are just launching platforms for viruses?


All of them, does anyone make a hardrive condom?
 
2012-09-27 08:39:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-27 08:56:41 PM  
I just checked to see what is at "fark.xxx", and all you get is a message saying "This domain has been reserved from registration."

You'd think Drew would snap it up and just have it show that pic of the squirrel with the dangling balls.
 
2012-09-27 10:37:01 PM  
What a fail. I searched there for "Brazilian midget transsexuals" and didn't really get anything. Meanwhile, Google had two on the first page.
 
2012-09-28 12:37:20 AM  

GooberMcFly: There's porn on the internet?


That's what it's for.
 
2012-09-28 09:00:10 AM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: BarkingUnicorn: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bring back Usenet.
And TV shows / movies / music (which is most of what the legit traffic is for that figure) are easier to get via torrent.


I use Usenet Explorer, I type in "Boardwalk" , age xx days, download the episode with full bandwith 12 MB/s and have the mkv unpacked and ready in 3 minutes.
 
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