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(Breitbart.com)   In a move sure to solidify the female vote, Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"   (breitbart.com) divider line 66
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2012-09-27 01:09:59 PM
16 votes:
Good luck with that.

If God hadn't meant for man to eat pussy, it wouldn't have made it look so much like a taco...
2012-09-27 01:39:20 PM
10 votes:

Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.


As long as you pray afterwords, it's all goo.
2012-09-27 01:39:55 PM
7 votes:

meat0918: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

As long as you pray afterwords, it's all good.


Good, GOOD, not goo!
2012-09-27 04:08:03 PM
6 votes:

Via Infinito: So here are some tips for the guys out there: Sucking is okay. Some gentle nibbling is okay (NOT THE CLIT). Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time. And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.


Too many rules. I'll be downstairs watching football if you need me.
2012-09-27 01:13:33 PM
6 votes:
I bet Mitt has one of his butlers take care of that for him, or possibly the pool boy.

P.S. You can't get an "A" in love if you can't pass the orals.
2012-09-27 01:01:34 PM
6 votes:
I like to call it The Vagina Dialogues
2012-09-27 02:01:09 PM
5 votes:

baka-san: Dear Sara: That was immature and you should be stuck in detention(cause it was about at 8th grade humor level)

Dear Breibart: Please come out of the closet coffin, you will be happier and will cause less damage so we can shoot your ass with a shotgun, you zombie bastard.


Fixed.
2012-09-27 01:49:05 PM
5 votes:

Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.


I think it's OK if you cut a hole in a sheet and stick your tongue through it.
2012-09-27 01:29:15 PM
5 votes:
Women are nuts... once you start to eat them, you can't stop.
2012-09-27 01:30:10 PM
4 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As much as it pains me to say this... In Breitbart's defense, it was a crude comment directed towards Romney.


Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!
2012-09-27 05:30:27 PM
3 votes:

ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.


How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.
2012-09-27 04:54:14 PM
3 votes:
www.mediaite.com
i'm with Black Bart - yuk!
2012-09-27 02:26:05 PM
3 votes:

EnviroDude: Sandra Bernhart


Oh! I heard her tell of her earlier days when she and Leno were on the standup circuit. She said they used to hook up, and he was fond of handcuffs and spanking.

Now try and get that image out of your head!
2012-09-27 12:35:48 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

/favorite thing to do with women
//not single either
///would seriously go to town on Ms. Silverman.
2012-09-27 06:51:28 PM
2 votes:
Really?
Really?
WTF has happened to Fark??
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-27 05:15:46 PM
2 votes:

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


And Mitt Romney is to politics.
2012-09-27 04:48:58 PM
2 votes:

Last Man on Earth: One of my favorite things in the bedroom. It's not even entirely about the dive itself, it's the lead-up. The part where you get to open with a kiss, then slowly trail kisses down her front, exploring every part of her on the way down, until you reach your final destination. Glorious.


weknowmemes.com
2012-09-27 04:28:38 PM
2 votes:
First the ABCs, then alef-bet, then Cyrilic, then Roman numerals up to C. Then a short rest. Then Googling for other lettering systems.


cdn.breitbart.com
2012-09-27 04:22:54 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.


Being a selfish asshole? ;)
2012-09-27 04:22:05 PM
2 votes:
Don't you mean snatch the female vote?
2012-09-27 04:20:48 PM
2 votes:
If girls are made of sugar & spice,
why do they taste like tuna?

i.ytimg.com
farm1.staticflickr.com
2012-09-27 03:15:42 PM
2 votes:
Don't be too hard on the author. From a very young age, in Sunday school, they're taught that lard liquor is bad for you.
2012-09-27 12:53:49 PM
2 votes:
Also women, the GOP men want you to know, they faked orgasms with you everytime.
2012-09-27 12:28:52 PM
2 votes:
By the way ladies, I love it.

/not single
2012-09-28 01:23:16 AM
1 votes:

nekulor: Brick-House: [roguejew.files.wordpress.com image 454x464]

Cordially, I say unto thee, go fornicate thyself, you conservatroll threadshiatter.


Now, back to the important discussion: shaved or not?


Not. I hate licking stubble so give me a nice bush any day.

As for Obama -- what was the subject pf this thread again, something about the GOP as i remember? And it is under the politics tab... So obama is accaptable because generally speaking, black men don't eat the puss. All the more reason to vote Romney. C'mon, look at Anne Romney and tell me mitt never got a taste. You know he did.
2012-09-27 10:40:50 PM
1 votes:

ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.


Also doesn't eat pussy:

"Cunnilingus and Psychaiatriy brought us to this"
2012-09-27 10:36:07 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: DeltaPunch: Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

I've personally never noticed a difference from their diet alone, but a lazy diet can indicate lazy bathing habits. Sounds like Lil' Miss Junk Food just didn't like washing herself where it mattered.

Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.


Smoking, coffee, and alcohol seem to have an effect if you do it daily. I dated an chronic alcoholic and I went down on her once.

Once.

img827.imageshack.us

I think she actually burnt my tongue.
2012-09-27 09:09:24 PM
1 votes:
Haters gonna hate, but I would fark Sarah Silverman until she was blew in the face.
2012-09-27 07:28:33 PM
1 votes:
Didn't read the article, haven't read any of the comments, just came here immediately to tell the following joke:

A woman gets married for the third time. As her husband carries her over the threshold she says "Be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."

"How can that be?" says her new husband. "This is your third marriage."

"Well, my first husband was a gynecologist. He just wanted to look at it.

"My second husband was a psychiatrist. He just wanted to talk about it.

"My third husband was a stamp collector... God, I miss him!"
2012-09-27 07:21:22 PM
1 votes:
I'm a guy and I find the idea of going down on a lady quite unpleasant.

But I love sucking dick (and eating a freshly showered manhole)

/Because teh ghey, I haz it
2012-09-27 06:49:13 PM
1 votes:
www.sanjeev.net
2012-09-27 06:48:29 PM
1 votes:
www.orsm.net
2012-09-27 05:36:27 PM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Yeah, we're all different. I just think that the soft pliable tongue is great for some things, but penetration isn't one of them. I guess I just like hard cock for that. YMMV.


From a purely technical standpoint, getting the tongue down into the vag at the beginning of the session is a good way to spread the lubricating moisture around to the other areas, so it's not just saliva smearing around the clit, labia, etc.

But yeah, Mrs_Fab does get a little ansty if I keep doing that and don't pay close to 100% attention to Miss Klitty later in the going.
2012-09-27 05:32:45 PM
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: For some reason this thread is making me remember how much I wanted to bang the smart, nerdy brunette girl in "Real Genius".

OMG I had forgotten about her.


I had too, but only for a short while. My lust wanes but never abates.
2012-09-27 05:20:28 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: So I don't think there's a definite rule, but diet certainly plays a part in taste (same is true for guys, though all my evidence for that is second-hand).


Hey, you can lick it off either hand, depending on your preference.
2012-09-27 05:10:07 PM
1 votes:
I'm definitely pro-vagitarianism
2012-09-27 05:00:28 PM
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your farking throat."
2012-09-27 04:55:34 PM
1 votes:
One of my favorite things about eating pussy, besides the obvious, is going around all the next day with the residuals in my mustache, so I can turn my top lip upwards so that my mustache is right under my nose and taking a long SNIFFFFF.

Good stuff...Mrs. ZIF approves as well!
2012-09-27 04:54:49 PM
1 votes:
the trick is to jam your face down as hard as you can and rub your nose back and forth in her coochy
2012-09-27 04:52:10 PM
1 votes:

Amurica...Fark Ya!: /Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess


You've never actually had sex with a woman, have you?
2012-09-27 04:39:36 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 496x89]

/favorite thing to do with women
//not single either
///would seriously go to town on Ms. Silverman.


Hmmm....you must be from Wisconsin if you love cheese that much :/

www.viprumor.com


/Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess
2012-09-27 04:32:23 PM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.


You should spend an evening with the last two women I've slept with (at the same time...I'll be in my bunk). Try that last one, and once your ears stop ringing (from the screaming O) and the blood returns to your head (from the thigh-clamping), let me know if you still believe that.

PROTIP: Women are built differently. About the only physiologically consistent thing is the parts. How they react to the same stimulus can vary greatly. Which is why I'm trying to get a comprehensive list of all sexual behaviors supported/rejected by women, one at a time.

// celebrated giver of oral
// a bi chick told me I could give some lesbians a run for their money
// she may just have been flattering me (post-coital compliments are notoriously exaggerated)
2012-09-27 04:28:26 PM
1 votes:
I bet Sarah Silverman has a GIANT, untamed '70s bush.
2012-09-27 04:28:14 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Who here has 'earned' them?
2012-09-27 04:25:44 PM
1 votes:
It *CAN* be gross... if the woman is a farking skank.

I guess we know the kind of broads the folks at Breitbart.com are used to being with.
2012-09-27 04:23:35 PM
1 votes:

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


I'd eat Sarah Silverman. My dog wouldn't hump Sandra Bernhard's leg
2012-09-27 04:19:00 PM
1 votes:
passionateconservative

Yeah, well, when you think about such things, put it out of your mind and think about your favorite hobby, molesting living room furniture.

Conservative zingers!
2012-09-27 03:58:10 PM
1 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
2012-09-27 03:35:46 PM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.


Well there's your problem.
2012-09-27 03:27:33 PM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Don't be too hard on the author. From a very young age, in Sunday school, they're taught that lard liquor is bad for you.


mattcbr.files.wordpress.com

Hmmmm.....lard liquor....ahhhrrllgghh....
2012-09-27 03:22:14 PM
1 votes:

downstairs: ManateeGag: Add me to the list of Love to do it and not single. Too bad my wife isn't into it.


Wow.  I've never met a woman who wasn't into it.


I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.
2012-09-27 02:52:57 PM
1 votes:
Hot and funny AS ALWAYS. She's not on my TV enough.

cdn.breitbart.com
2012-09-27 02:48:52 PM
1 votes:
For some reason this thread is making me remember how much I wanted to bang the smart, nerdy brunette girl in "Real Genius".
2012-09-27 02:37:40 PM
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I_Am_Weasel: Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!

Ann Romney made it clear during the RNC how much she loved women. Maybe they could work something out.

I want to reiterate that during Ann's entire speech, I was waiting for a musical number to break out.


I'm picturing something like The French Mistake from Blazing Saddles.
2012-09-27 02:32:56 PM
1 votes:
There's a video of Romney gleefully talking about how his company Bain destroys American companies for their own gain but here's a B-list comic making an off-color comment on Twitter. Those damn leftists.
2012-09-27 02:30:08 PM
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I_Am_Weasel: Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!

Ann Romney made it clear during the RNC how much she loved women. Maybe they could work something out.


I want to reiterate that during Ann's entire speech, I was waiting for a musical number to break out.
2012-09-27 02:24:21 PM
1 votes:

MeinRS6: I guess everyone already realizes that they aren't calling eating pussy "gross". They are saying that Silverman is being inappropriate. And that's true, and an important part of her comedy act. Just another reason to never pay attention to any celebrities regarding politics. The race is real and not a part of her act.


But we should pay attention to breitbart.com?
2012-09-27 02:23:37 PM
1 votes:
Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.
2012-09-27 01:41:02 PM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!


Ann Romney made it clear during the RNC how much she loved women. Maybe they could work something out.
2012-09-27 01:35:32 PM
1 votes:
Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.
2012-09-27 01:31:56 PM
1 votes:
Dear Sara: That was immature and you should be stuck in detention(cause it was about at 8th grade humor level)

Dear Breibart: Please come out of the closet, you will be happier and will cause less damage.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-27 01:18:53 PM
1 votes:

slayer199: Inappropriate? Perhaps. Gross...HELL NO.


Well, for the average wide stance Republican it's probably as gross as airport potty sex is to me. Different strokes and all that.
2012-09-27 01:14:23 PM
1 votes:
In my mind, a woman is like an all you can eat buffet. Pay the ten dollars, ignore the germ barrier, and dive right in.
2012-09-27 01:04:54 PM
1 votes:
Definitely gay.
2012-09-27 12:57:44 PM
1 votes:
Just a little taste of the alternative ladies...
 
i586.photobucket.com
2012-09-27 12:55:18 PM
1 votes:
If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.
 
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