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(Breitbart.com)   In a move sure to solidify the female vote, Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"   (breitbart.com) divider line 291
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2012-09-27 09:51:16 PM

Chameleon: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

I'm neither of those things and the thought of eating snatch makes me a little queasy.

Then again I'm a het woman


Speaking as a heterosexual male. It's kind of hard wired into us. We have no choice. No select one from column A, select one from column B.

Absolutely everything about oral sex is delightful. The motions, the sounds, the fragrance, the urgency.
 
2012-09-27 10:03:57 PM

culebra: Highroller48: Haters gonna hate, but I would fark Sarah Silverman until she was blew in the face.

You just blue yourself.


Subtlety's not your strong suit, I see.
 
2012-09-27 10:08:43 PM
Smells like fish, taste like chicken, so plug your nose and keep on licking.
 
2012-09-27 10:25:49 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!

How hot is your body, butthead?

Nobody's perfect. Most women have cellulite, and if you're married to someone who doesn't have it, you're in the minority.
 
2012-09-27 10:36:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: DeltaPunch: Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

I've personally never noticed a difference from their diet alone, but a lazy diet can indicate lazy bathing habits. Sounds like Lil' Miss Junk Food just didn't like washing herself where it mattered.

Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.


Smoking, coffee, and alcohol seem to have an effect if you do it daily. I dated an chronic alcoholic and I went down on her once.

Once.

img827.imageshack.us

I think she actually burnt my tongue.
 
2012-09-27 10:40:50 PM

ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.


Also doesn't eat pussy:

"Cunnilingus and Psychaiatriy brought us to this"
 
2012-09-27 11:10:50 PM
Love giving oral. I always try to start with oral, I've pulled out to give oral, hell I've spent 30 minutes straight face down in between a womans legs. Watching(and feeling) a woman orgasm while you're at Ground Zero is spec-farking-tacular. Anyone who thinks it's messy or evil has most likely never had/given any.
 
2012-09-27 11:51:20 PM
My ex was fecking obsessed.. loved if. My current kind of likes it but isn't all that keen (likes fingers better), would much much much rather give than receive. Takes all sorts.
 
2012-09-27 11:55:33 PM
I like doing it and my wife loves getting it, but unless she keeps the grass mowed it ain't gonna happen.
 
2012-09-28 12:27:38 AM
Gah, this thread is making me wish I wasn't so single. I'm fantastic at this craft but have been out of practice for a while. Curse you farkers!
 
2012-09-28 12:39:32 AM

Young Rory Calhoun: Gah, this thread is making me wish I wasn't so single. I'm fantastic at this craft but have been out of practice for a while. Curse you farkers!


here you go

this will make you feel better NSFW?

I never know 'cause I"m always at work.
 
2012-09-28 01:23:16 AM

nekulor: Brick-House: [roguejew.files.wordpress.com image 454x464]

Cordially, I say unto thee, go fornicate thyself, you conservatroll threadshiatter.


Now, back to the important discussion: shaved or not?


Not. I hate licking stubble so give me a nice bush any day.

As for Obama -- what was the subject pf this thread again, something about the GOP as i remember? And it is under the politics tab... So obama is accaptable because generally speaking, black men don't eat the puss. All the more reason to vote Romney. C'mon, look at Anne Romney and tell me mitt never got a taste. You know he did.
 
2012-09-28 01:33:37 AM

Flappyhead: Love giving oral. I always try to start with oral, I've pulled out to give oral, hell I've spent 30 minutes straight face down in between a womans legs. Watching(and feeling) a woman orgasm while you're at Ground Zero is spec-farking-tacular. Anyone who thinks it's messy or evil has most likely never had/given any.


Will you eat a cream pie you helped create? Because that's when it gets real sloppy.

And to address the question of Red Wings brought up earlier in the thread. Nope, but I have wondered about this...

thecampusdiva.com
 
2012-09-28 01:49:33 AM

Brick-House: nekulor: Brick-House: [roguejew.files.wordpress.com image 454x464]

Cordially, I say unto thee, go fornicate thyself, you conservatroll threadshiatter.


Now, back to the important discussion: shaved or not?

Not. I hate licking stubble so give me a nice bush any day.

As for Obama -- what was the subject pf this thread again, something about the GOP as i remember? And it is under the politics tab... So obama is accaptable because generally speaking, black men don't eat the puss. All the more reason to vote Romney. C'mon, look at Anne Romney and tell me mitt never got a taste. You know he did.


This is a woman who gets her pussy eaten...

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2012-09-28 02:03:44 AM

Rwa2play: /nothing better than going down on a woman


THIS. It is my absolute favorite thing in this world. There is nothing better. Nothing. Seriously.
 
2012-09-28 02:12:47 AM

Brick-House: Will you eat a cream pie you helped create? Because that's when it gets real sloppy.


It completely depends on what she wants. I've had women wave off the felching because they like holding in the creampie. Others go for the felching but want me to snowball with them afterward. And then, yes, some of them want me to felch and swallow it while they watch. Who am I to argue? The mess doesn't bother me. We made it. We can play in it. Sloppy oral can be seriously fun.
 
2012-09-28 02:19:56 AM

Brick-House: Not. I hate licking stubble so give me a nice bush any day.


I agree about not liking to lick the stubble. Shaved is okay with me as long as the skin is smooth. Depilated is better. Otherwise, I have no problem with a nice bush. Hell, I trained on bush (yes, because I'm so old).
 
2012-09-28 02:36:19 AM

ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.


You need to work on that. Kiss her from head to toe and savor every inch of her that she'll let you kiss. Talk to her about your wanting to go down on her. Ask her why she's not into it and actually listen to what she tells you. A little communication and thoughtful discussion might just open some doors for you. I am almost older than dirt, and in my entire life I've never found a woman who truly didn't like it. I definitely wouldn't give up on the wife.
 
2012-09-28 02:45:37 AM
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Colonel Angus approves
 
2012-09-28 03:25:12 AM

zappaisfrank: Lick..the alphabet..


That's terrible advice, by the way.
 
2012-09-28 03:52:22 AM
Going down on me, giving me an explosive O and getting the thighs, sheets and your face all wet will pretty much guarantee we can spend a few more hours in pretty much whatever position we can dream up.

Want to try pounding me so hard from behind that my tonsils pop out? I'm niiice and marinated. Such acrobatics might have been uncomfortable before you did that. Even may still be, but oh the sweet edgy bite of near-pain.

I may be sore tomorrow, but not injured. You took the edge off so I could enjoy more leisurely multiple rolling orgasms, and your balls are so drained that you're shooting dry.

I had NO idea about that one until I noticed he was walking funny, too. And a actually defending himself and saying "Don't TOUCH ME!"

Final somewhat related Protip: when you see your beloved walking around with her glorious menstral-tits she won't even let a bra touch cause they hurt? Give her a Motrin, coax her out of her top and pet them, and slip your hand UNDER her panties and rub her off. She'll curl up like a cat and go right to sleep. And probably swallow your milk tomorrow.

I hope some of you guys really, truly enjoy making us climax cause it's fun for you. Cause we enjoy sometimes doing it to you just cause we know it makes you feel good.
 
2012-09-28 07:38:00 AM

Omahawg: Young Rory Calhoun: Gah, this thread is making me wish I wasn't so single. I'm fantastic at this craft but have been out of practice for a while. Curse you farkers!

here you go

this will make you feel better NSFW?

I never know 'cause I"m always at work.


I can't load that first video on my iPad but that song is amazing
 
2012-09-28 07:40:26 AM

ThatsJustWrong!: Going down on me, giving me an explosive O and getting the thighs, sheets and your face all wet will pretty much guarantee we can spend a few more hours in pretty much whatever position we can dream up.

Want to try pounding me so hard from behind that my tonsils pop out? I'm niiice and marinated. Such acrobatics might have been uncomfortable before you did that. Even may still be, but oh the sweet edgy bite of near-pain.

I may be sore tomorrow, but not injured. You took the edge off so I could enjoy more leisurely multiple rolling orgasms, and your balls are so drained that you're shooting dry.

I had NO idea about that one until I noticed he was walking funny, too. And a actually defending himself and saying "Don't TOUCH ME!"

Final somewhat related Protip: when you see your beloved walking around with her glorious menstral-tits she won't even let a bra touch cause they hurt? Give her a Motrin, coax her out of her top and pet them, and slip your hand UNDER her panties and rub her off. She'll curl up like a cat and go right to sleep. And probably swallow your milk tomorrow.

I hope some of you guys really, truly enjoy making us climax cause it's fun for you. Cause we enjoy sometimes doing it to you just cause we know it makes you feel good.


I always thought I was in the minority on this based on some of the bro talk I've had with friends, but I get a majority of my pleasure from making a woman squirm and scream in delight. But based on this thread I'm with the majority of farkers
 
2012-09-28 08:20:34 AM
I knew there was a reason Andrew died early. Just didn't figure it was sexual frustration. Seems like he's infected the lot of them with his adolescent ethos.
 
2012-09-28 09:03:08 AM
Personally I love giving that to a woman. I stay with it until she tells me to stop. It makes up for a lot of my, um, shortcomings.
 
2012-09-28 09:20:26 AM

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

 
2012-09-28 10:09:47 AM
No wonder there are conservative women who want to legislatively punish their liberal counterparts. They're envious of the fact that liberal women enjoy the best thing a woman can enjoy from a loving partner. I'm sure that loathing is everything a conservative wife thinks about as she angrily rams her strap on into her husband's anus every other night.
 
2012-09-28 11:32:22 AM
I have but one bit of advice for giving oral...

...farking SHAVE YOUR BEARD!
 
2012-09-28 11:51:46 AM

MeanJean: I have but one bit of advice for giving oral...

...farking SHAVE YOUR BEARD!


Yes Mom...
 
2012-09-28 11:56:33 AM

MeanJean: I have but one bit of advice for giving oral...

...farking SHAVE YOUR BEARD!


But how will I save the flavor so I can scratch and sniff later at work?
 
2012-09-28 12:17:50 PM

MeanJean: I have but one bit of advice for giving oral...

...farking SHAVE YOUR BEARD!


Screw that. I condition and groom my beard, so it may be a bit tickly, but it's not scrapey or stabby. Trust me, you don't want to see me without mah face fuzz.
 
2012-09-28 12:45:57 PM
To the few ladies out there that need to be told this, please, please, PLEASE wash your puss. The old saying once you get past the smell, etc... ain't so true. I will eat you before, during and after fooking you. I will lick you clean, I will eat your ass. BUT, I really really hate heading south to give your puss the attention it deserves only to turn back because of the stench.

Most of you ladies do not have this issue, but sadly, there are a few out there that just don't know that soap and warm water is your friend.

And guys, try slipping an ice chip into your lady and slurping up the melt water. Trust me, you will be peeling them off the ceiling or they will crush your head with their thighs. Either way, good times. ;-P
 
2012-09-28 01:08:06 PM

Brick-House: Most of you ladies do not have this issue, but sadly, there are a few out there that just don't know that soap and warm water is your friend.


Actually, if her vagina is stanky, it's probably because she was using soap where she shouldn't have. Soap and vaginas are not friends. Here, I'll let a hot girl explain:

Laci Green and the art of Vaginal Maintenance
 
2012-09-28 01:18:48 PM
Also, why are so many men so bad at giving head? I've had maybe two guys give me good head in my life. Why is this so difficult?
 
2012-09-28 01:21:54 PM

MeanJean: Also, why are so many men so bad at giving head? I've had maybe two guys give me good head in my life. Why is this so difficult?


Unfamiliar equipment.
 
2012-09-28 01:30:14 PM

MeanJean: Also, why are so many men so bad at giving head? I've had maybe two guys give me good head in my life. Why is this so difficult?


Have you talked to them before hand? Told them things you like and don't like? Do you give them feedback during?

Note, I am NOT suggesting it's somehow your fault, but a lot of guys don't understand the concept that oral is not something you do TO a woman, it's something you do WITH a woman. You listen to what she says, the noises she makes, you pay attention to how she moves her body, and so on. If a guy just dives down there and starts lapping away like a dog at his water bowl and doesn't pay attention, no one is going to have much fun.
 
2012-09-28 01:36:03 PM
Teufelaffe

Have you talked to them before hand? Told them things you like and don't like? Do you give them feedback during?

Note, I am NOT suggesting it's somehow your fault, but a lot of guys don't understand the concept that oral is not something you do TO a woman, it's something you do WITH a woman. You listen to what she says, the noises she makes, you pay attention to how she moves her body, and so on. If a guy just dives down there and starts lapping away like a dog at his water bowl and doesn't pay attention, no one is going to have much fun.


This is what happens:

"No...ow! shiat, don't use your teeth...you're pressing your chin into me...agh your beard is scraping...move up a little...no that's too high up...screw it, lets just fark."
 
2012-09-28 01:48:32 PM

MeanJean: Teufelaffe

Have you talked to them before hand? Told them things you like and don't like? Do you give them feedback during?

Note, I am NOT suggesting it's somehow your fault, but a lot of guys don't understand the concept that oral is not something you do TO a woman, it's something you do WITH a woman. You listen to what she says, the noises she makes, you pay attention to how she moves her body, and so on. If a guy just dives down there and starts lapping away like a dog at his water bowl and doesn't pay attention, no one is going to have much fun.

This is what happens:

"No...ow! shiat, don't use your teeth...you're pressing your chin into me...agh your beard is scraping...move up a little...no that's too high up...screw it, lets just fark."


Ah, so you have just been getting guys who suck at it. Hopefully the farking was better.
 
2012-09-28 02:49:59 PM
Teufelaffe

Yes, much better. ^_^
 
2012-09-29 12:17:44 AM
Imagine my complete lack of surprise.
 
2012-09-29 08:01:22 PM
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