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(Breitbart.com)   In a move sure to solidify the female vote, Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"   (breitbart.com) divider line 291
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2012-09-27 06:09:42 PM

meat0918: meat0918: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

As long as you pray afterwords, it's all good.

Good, GOOD, not goo!


Ya know, I like the first way you said it better.
 
2012-09-27 06:12:04 PM
I wouldn't say "gross" - messy, maybe.


/If your face doesn't look like a glazed donut when you come up, you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-09-27 06:14:34 PM
Sarah Silverman was nude in a movie, you know....

NSFW:

http://i.imgur.com/sSdi1.jpg

NSFW
 
2012-09-27 06:14:35 PM

Garet Garrett: threedingers: a) Moderate pressure with flat tongue, starting at the perineum, slow lick up to the clit.

b) Firm pressure with the front of the tongue on the clit hood (avoiding the exposed clit itself), low frequency licking (approx 1 Hz) with full mouth contact

c) Very light pressure with the tip of the tongue, flicking the exposed clit as rapidly as possible with little or no mouth contact.

Mix & match all of the above until desired results are achieved. Simultaneous manual stroking of the mons, inner thighs, butt and everywhere in between helps greatly, too.

When does your Cosmo subscription expire?


If that were the case my post would have involved a lot more pepper, pube yanking and Indian burns..
 
2012-09-27 06:15:34 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Gyrfalcon: Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.

True enough, but I still think that bathing habits are more important than diet. pH and whatnot don't seem to matter too much as long as it's kept clean - I mean, I live on the classic bachelorette's diet of junk food and more junk food, but I'm an obsessive bather and I've never had any complaints as a result. Of course, the plural of anecdote isn't data and everybody's different, but eh. :P

/:P :P :P
//[beavis_and_butthead.jpg]


As I say, we need an adventurous male Farker with a nimble and agile tongue willing to do some field work. This is clearly an issue which requires a dedicated, longitudinal study.
 
2012-09-27 06:23:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: Fluorescent Testicle: Gyrfalcon: Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.

True enough, but I still think that bathing habits are more important than diet. pH and whatnot don't seem to matter too much as long as it's kept clean - I mean, I live on the classic bachelorette's diet of junk food and more junk food, but I'm an obsessive bather and I've never had any complaints as a result. Of course, the plural of anecdote isn't data and everybody's different, but eh. :P

/:P :P :P
//[beavis_and_butthead.jpg]

As I say, we need an adventurous male Farker with a nimble and agile tongue willing to do some field work. This is clearly an issue which requires a dedicated, longitudinal study.


What time do you need me there?
 
2012-09-27 06:31:14 PM
As someone said earlier in the thread, if you don't go down on your girl, and you call yourself a straight male, you are either gay, or suck at sex. Man up and do it, or stop dating wildebeests.
 
2012-09-27 06:31:46 PM
Fine Breitbart, more for me.

/Loooooooove to do it
 
2012-09-27 06:36:30 PM
It's easy to identify the Theocrats, the derp-Murikans, and other morans in this thread.
 
2012-09-27 06:48:29 PM
www.orsm.net
 
2012-09-27 06:49:13 PM
www.sanjeev.net
 
2012-09-27 06:50:05 PM

meat0918: meat0918: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

As long as you pray afterwords, it's all good.

Good, GOOD, not goo!


Yes. If done correctly, the goo comes BEFORE the praying for forgiveness.
 
2012-09-27 06:50:56 PM

Corvus: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 392x500]


kinda looks like a dude in women's underwear
 
2012-09-27 06:51:28 PM
Really?
Really?
WTF has happened to Fark??
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-27 06:52:00 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Gyrfalcon: Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.

True enough, but I still think that bathing habits are more important than diet. pH and whatnot don't seem to matter too much as long as it's kept clean - I mean, I live on the classic bachelorette's diet of junk food and more junk food, but I'm an obsessive bather and I've never had any complaints as a result. Of course, the plural of anecdote isn't data and everybody's different, but eh. :P

/:P :P :P
//[beavis_and_butthead.jpg]


Ah-heh, that's definitely it. Dated a girl who clearly was not as hygienic as she should have been, and YEESH, it was a CHORE. Had to hold my breath for the duration.

/still did it because reciprocation is part of a relationship
//have moved on and up QUITE nicely since then
///or I guess moved on and DOWN?
////HIYOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-09-27 06:52:33 PM

zappaisfrank: Skleenar: ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.

How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.

Had a girlfriend once that wasn't into it..giving OR receiving.

/it didn't last..thankfully.



I'm really not into it at all; it's just not enough stimulation, and i feel uncomfortable laying there doing nothing. My mind starts to wander, and then the whole house of cards comes down soon thereafter.


/more than happy to give, but receiving - meh
 
2012-09-27 06:53:26 PM
topidol.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-27 06:55:35 PM

Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.


anything that is not penis in vag is considered sodomy.
 
2012-09-27 06:59:25 PM

ferretman: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x183]

Who here has 'earned' them?


redwings. meh...

Who here is willing to eat a freshly made cream pie?

www.preparedpantry.com

No, not this kind...
 
2012-09-27 07:07:55 PM
images.politico.com 

looking this clean cut? trust me, he got freaky with it.
 
2012-09-27 07:13:52 PM
I put my head down there, and even if she still has clothing on it drives her wild. She takes off her top and moans very loudly as my head slightly moves in an almost imperceptible way.
Her moans are so strong that remain focused on staring at her lower stomach. There's a good 10 inches or so between me and the targeted area, but she doesn't know that. Sometimes I'll use my hands and make some motions in the air between her legs if I'm feeling really frisky.

The camera then pans to my ass for a good 5 seconds and teenagers nationwide recoil in horror, but they will learn in time that Skinemax has a toll for its ferry to manhood.
 
2012-09-27 07:14:46 PM
Damn editing. I mean "her moans are so strong, but I remain focused..."
 
2012-09-27 07:16:38 PM

Headso: Mugato: The comments section is predictably hateful.

I know foxnews had to get rid of their comments section, if you ever read them it was constant racism and bigotry and general hatefulness. These right wing derper sites should consider doing the same thing.


Is that what happened to them?
I liked to read them, then one day
the buttons were gone. I figured
I just wasn't looking in the right place
on the pages.

It's not the only wide-audience site
which has done away with the
comments section. They should
bring them back, no matter how crazy
the comments get. Half the time,
the comments are what make the
actual article worth reading the first time.
 
2012-09-27 07:17:39 PM

meat0918: Headso: Mugato: The comments section is predictably hateful.

I know foxnews had to get rid of their comments section, if you ever read them it was constant racism and bigotry and general hatefulness. These right wing derper sites should consider doing the same thing.

Require a facebook login. Seems to work on calming the vitriol, since most of these types can't figure out to make an account with a fake name to use for commenting.


Ah, nevermind then.

/facebook logins are like requests to subscribe
 
2012-09-27 07:19:51 PM

nekulor: As someone said earlier in the thread, if you don't go down on your girl, and you call yourself a straight male, you are either gay, or suck at sex. Man up and do it, or stop dating wildebeests.


What if she doesn't want it, or isn't interested in it?
I think this is one of those things where people
think they're supposed to do it, and you're supposed
to enjoy it... but the reality is
you don't have to, and it's ok.
 
2012-09-27 07:21:14 PM
cbskluv.files.wordpress.com

Voating for Romney
 
2012-09-27 07:21:22 PM
I'm a guy and I find the idea of going down on a lady quite unpleasant.

But I love sucking dick (and eating a freshly showered manhole)

/Because teh ghey, I haz it
 
2012-09-27 07:21:46 PM

spman: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hot and funny AS ALWAYS. She's not on my TV enough.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 450x337]

Hot? You sure you don't need a stronger prescription on your glasses?


Ask me how I know you are gay....
 
2012-09-27 07:28:33 PM
Didn't read the article, haven't read any of the comments, just came here immediately to tell the following joke:

A woman gets married for the third time. As her husband carries her over the threshold she says "Be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."

"How can that be?" says her new husband. "This is your third marriage."

"Well, my first husband was a gynecologist. He just wanted to look at it.

"My second husband was a psychiatrist. He just wanted to talk about it.

"My third husband was a stamp collector... God, I miss him!"
 
2012-09-27 07:29:09 PM

zappaisfrank: Skleenar: ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.

How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.

Had a girlfriend once that wasn't into it..giving OR receiving.

/it didn't last..thankfully.


The only ones with similar stigma that I have encountered were semi-practicing religious cultists. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to be specific.

No loss. Ditch the crazies.
 
2012-09-27 07:35:18 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: nekulor: As someone said earlier in the thread, if you don't go down on your girl, and you call yourself a straight male, you are either gay, or suck at sex. Man up and do it, or stop dating wildebeests.

What if she doesn't want it, or isn't interested in it?



Take these words as the weird musings of an experienced old man, if you wish. 1) She's interested. 2) The smell alone drives most men to strive and achieve their absolute peak performance. Isn't that all for the best?
 
2012-09-27 07:36:21 PM

BorgiaGinz: I'm a guy and I find the idea of going down on a lady quite unpleasant.

But I love sucking dick (and eating a freshly showered manhole)

/Because teh ghey, I haz it


cdn.styleforum.net
 
2012-09-27 07:48:02 PM

Brick-House: Voating


keep trying, your pathetic efforts are cracking me up.
 
2012-09-27 07:52:38 PM

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


Maybe if you're a man who claims to be straight, otherwise not so much.
 
2012-09-27 07:55:26 PM

Patterson: "Don't you guys hate it when your girl has an orgasm?"


Total MYTH!!!
 
2012-09-27 07:57:02 PM
roguejew.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-27 07:59:14 PM
but I love doing that!

not single either
but i'm willing to learn
 
2012-09-27 08:04:21 PM
Like an aardvark at a chocolate factory.
 
2012-09-27 08:06:45 PM
I find this potty mouthed brunette extremely attractive as well

call me, sarah!
 
2012-09-27 08:09:08 PM

vudukungfu: So then, it's like swimming?


/obscure?


All the way downtown?
 
2012-09-27 08:39:02 PM
 
2012-09-27 08:43:30 PM

Turbo Cojones: zappaisfrank: Skleenar: ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.

How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.

Had a girlfriend once that wasn't into it..giving OR receiving.

/it didn't last..thankfully.

The only ones with similar stigma that I have encountered were semi-practicing religious cultists. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to be specific.

No loss. Ditch the crazies.


I had a girlfriend once who was too sensitive for it.
 
2012-09-27 08:44:25 PM

bugontherug: Turbo Cojones: zappaisfrank: Skleenar: ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.

How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.

Had a girlfriend once that wasn't into it..giving OR receiving.

/it didn't last..thankfully.

The only ones with similar stigma that I have encountered were semi-practicing religious cultists. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to be specific.

No loss. Ditch the crazies.

I had a girlfriend once who was too sensitive for it.


I should add, I'm inclined to believe her, because when I was younger I was too sensitive for some things too.
 
2012-09-27 08:57:42 PM

bugontherug: bugontherug: Turbo Cojones: zappaisfrank: Skleenar: ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.

How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.

Had a girlfriend once that wasn't into it..giving OR receiving.

/it didn't last..thankfully.

The only ones with similar stigma that I have encountered were semi-practicing religious cultists. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to be specific.

No loss. Ditch the crazies.

I had a girlfriend once who was too sensitive for it.

I should add, I'm inclined to believe her, because when I was younger I was too sensitive for some things too.


just breath out on the in strokes and you'll be fine

that's what they told us in prison anyway

but not really
 
2012-09-27 09:09:24 PM
Haters gonna hate, but I would fark Sarah Silverman until she was blew in the face.
 
2012-09-27 09:15:21 PM
Jeeze, even their hang ups are hung up
 
2012-09-27 09:17:48 PM

Kazan: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


What do you mean by closet case?

/actually never tried
//may love it
 
2012-09-27 09:33:21 PM

Brick-House: [roguejew.files.wordpress.com image 454x464]


Cordially, I say unto thee, go fornicate thyself, you conservatroll threadshiatter.


Now, back to the important discussion: shaved or not?
 
2012-09-27 09:33:22 PM

Highroller48: Haters gonna hate, but I would fark Sarah Silverman until she was blew in the face.


You just blue yourself.
 
2012-09-27 09:41:12 PM

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


I'm neither of those things and the thought of eating snatch makes me a little queasy.

Then again I'm a het woman
 
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