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(Breitbart.com)   In a move sure to solidify the female vote, Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"   (breitbart.com) divider line 291
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2012-09-27 05:07:11 PM

Clutch2013: You know how everyone says that they would disappoint so hard?

My thought is why disappoint them? Just ask them to sit back, wrap their thighs around your head, and tell them to enjoy the ride.


I really need to stop farking on mobile.

That first sentence should read "...disappoint random hot celeb so hard."
 
2012-09-27 05:07:36 PM

baka-san: Dear Sara: That was immature and you should be stuck in detention(cause it was about at 8th grade humor level)

Dear Breibart: Please come out of the closet, you will be happier and will cause less damage.


I don't think it's in anybody's interest for gay zombie Britbart to come out of his buried horizontal closet..
 
2012-09-27 05:10:07 PM
I'm definitely pro-vagitarianism
 
2012-09-27 05:10:22 PM

DeltaPunch: coeyagi: ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.

Atlanta businessmen who travel to Shanghai disagree.

Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

/good times


The vegetarian I dated in HS had a definite taste - not too strong - but definitely not "mild". The vegetarian I'm dating now has almost no perceptible taste.

So I don't think there's a definite rule, but diet certainly plays a part in taste (same is true for guys, though all my evidence for that is second-hand).
 
2012-09-27 05:12:44 PM
They may get the womens vote.... But they lost mine.
 
2012-09-27 05:13:46 PM

Mugato: I loved Sarah Silverman ever since she was on Star Trek: Voyager, even though she wasn't allowed to talk about eating pussy then.

And I had a bisexual girlfriend so I've had higher education on the subject. It's far from gross. Although I suppose it can be if you're with the wrong woman under the wrong circumstances.


I was eating oatmeal and raisins when I read your post.
 
2012-09-27 05:13:54 PM

Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.


Confused now.

Every other queer I know puts ... THAT as the thing they hated the most about being with women. The only time when they couldn't close their eyes and pretend they were with a guy.

But hey - no complaints. Whatever works for you.

(And presumably that inclination speaks well of your general approach to making whoopie, so keep up the good work.)
 
2012-09-27 05:14:05 PM
Tweeting crude comments about Mitt Romney to gain some attention - and distract us from Obama's disastrous economy.

It resulted in a Breitbart article and 359 comments.

Looks like it worked on both counts, dipshiat.
 
2012-09-27 05:14:52 PM
Sara is horribly unfunny, but very nice looking.
 
2012-09-27 05:15:46 PM

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


And Mitt Romney is to politics.
 
2012-09-27 05:16:04 PM

Coco LaFemme: I'd be okay with a guy not wanting to perform oral sex, as long as he didn't want oral sex performed on him. Because if you expect me to do something you are not willing to reciprocate, we're going to have a problem.

/thankfully doesn't have that problem
//neither does he
///slashies for sex


Oh no, that is almost a given for me. I *want* to go down on a woman, no hesitation.
 
2012-09-27 05:16:44 PM
 
2012-09-27 05:17:13 PM

Via Infinito: abb3w: Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.

I was under the impression that biting too hard was a more frequent no-no....

LOL. My bad. I meant that I've only ever not been into it when the guy was just really bad at it.

So here are some tips for the guys out there: Sucking is okay. Some gentle nibbling is okay (NOT THE CLIT). Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time. And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.


Um... Maybe not you, but that is one of Mr. Dawg's and my favorite things.

/going to my bunk
 
2012-09-27 05:17:44 PM
Question for the author, is rimjob still OK?

/My guess is, he is OK with it.
 
2012-09-27 05:18:45 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: For some reason this thread is making me remember how much I wanted to bang the smart, nerdy brunette girl in "Real Genius".


OMG I had forgotten about her.
 
2012-09-27 05:20:17 PM

Rwa2play: You sure it wasn't that she douched herself properly?


If she douches, she's not "properly" doing anything. Well, unless her goal is to increase risks for infection, then she's doing quite well.


EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


Mostly unappealing, but sometimes really freaking funny/hot? Yeah, I agree.
 
2012-09-27 05:20:28 PM

Dr Dreidel: So I don't think there's a definite rule, but diet certainly plays a part in taste (same is true for guys, though all my evidence for that is second-hand).


Hey, you can lick it off either hand, depending on your preference.
 
2012-09-27 05:22:36 PM
This is not the "hot button" issue you were looking for.
 
2012-09-27 05:23:55 PM

Via Infinito: abb3w: Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.

I was under the impression that biting too hard was a more frequent no-no....

LOL. My bad. I meant that I've only ever not been into it when the guy was just really bad at it.

So here are some tips for the guys out there: Sucking is okay. Some gentle nibbling is okay (NOT THE CLIT). Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time. And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.


Depends on the woman (shocking, I know). I've had some women who *hated* the ABC thing and some who thought the tongue in the vag was freaking awesome.
 
2012-09-27 05:24:19 PM

Rambino: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.

Confused now.

Every other queer I know puts ... THAT as the thing they hated the most about being with women. The only time when they couldn't close their eyes and pretend they were with a guy.

But hey - no complaints. Whatever works for you.

(And presumably that inclination speaks well of your general approach to making whoopie, so keep up the good work.)


I think part of it is that I'm sexually adventurous, regardless of the pieces parts on my partners. I liked the excitement and feeling of power I had when getting a woman off really good with my mouth. My weener is average so I play to my strengths :-p
 
2012-09-27 05:26:17 PM

Teufelaffe: Via Infinito: abb3w: Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.

I was under the impression that biting too hard was a more frequent no-no....

LOL. My bad. I meant that I've only ever not been into it when the guy was just really bad at it.

So here are some tips for the guys out there: Sucking is okay. Some gentle nibbling is okay (NOT THE CLIT). Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time. And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.

Depends on the woman (shocking, I know). I've had some women who *hated* the ABC thing and some who thought the tongue in the vag was freaking awesome.


Yeah, we're all different. I just think that the soft pliable tongue is great for some things, but penetration isn't one of them. I guess I just like hard cock for that. YMMV.
 
2012-09-27 05:30:27 PM

ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.


How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.
 
2012-09-27 05:31:42 PM
"We find this so objectionable that we are going to make sure more people see it"

So she's reduced to playing the female shock jock...

I'm sorry, did Breitbart's ghost just criticize shock jocks? Where the hell the "conservative movement" be without radio assholes (including female shock jocks)?
 
2012-09-27 05:32:45 PM

rufus-t-firefly: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: For some reason this thread is making me remember how much I wanted to bang the smart, nerdy brunette girl in "Real Genius".

OMG I had forgotten about her.


I had too, but only for a short while. My lust wanes but never abates.
 
2012-09-27 05:33:24 PM
I'm glad Breitbart finally decided to hire a man of color.
 
2012-09-27 05:34:48 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Where the hell the "conservative movement" be without radio assholes (including female shock jocks)?


better off?
 
2012-09-27 05:35:16 PM
"comes out" indeed

Not that it's surprising. A conservative mind always imagines what they could be getting out of something if they're making someone else feel good. Giving pleasure to someone else is the antithesis of their entire worldview.
 
2012-09-27 05:35:19 PM
Any comedienne who sings a song in three part harmony with one mic pointing at her ass and another pointing at her vagina is ok in my book.
 
2012-09-27 05:35:44 PM

Diogenes: Now try and get that image out of your head!


Chin goes where?
 
2012-09-27 05:36:27 PM

Via Infinito: Yeah, we're all different. I just think that the soft pliable tongue is great for some things, but penetration isn't one of them. I guess I just like hard cock for that. YMMV.


From a purely technical standpoint, getting the tongue down into the vag at the beginning of the session is a good way to spread the lubricating moisture around to the other areas, so it's not just saliva smearing around the clit, labia, etc.

But yeah, Mrs_Fab does get a little ansty if I keep doing that and don't pay close to 100% attention to Miss Klitty later in the going.
 
2012-09-27 05:40:00 PM

skullkrusher: Lionel Mandrake: Where the hell the "conservative movement" be without radio assholes (including female shock jocks)?

better off?


Well, except for people like Breitbart's staff. They'd be out of a job. But everyone else would be better off.
 
2012-09-27 05:40:49 PM

Gyrfalcon: Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.


My OB-GYN once told me that the "fish odor" comes from an allergic reaction to the guy's sperm. A Ph level intolerance, really. It's happened a few times. A week-long regimen of prescription ointment (applied nightly) clears it up.
 
2012-09-27 05:41:22 PM
a) Moderate pressure with flat tongue, starting at the perineum, slow lick up to the clit.

b) Firm pressure with the front of the tongue on the clit hood (avoiding the exposed clit itself), low frequency licking (approx 1 Hz) with full mouth contact

c) Very light pressure with the tip of the tongue, flicking the exposed clit as rapidly as possible with little or no mouth contact.

Mix & match all of the above until desired results are achieved. Simultaneous manual stroking of the mons, inner thighs, butt and everywhere in between helps greatly, too.
 
2012-09-27 05:41:49 PM

Cythraul: Definitely gay.


I was about to go all "so, calling someone gay is still the go-to-insult. Nice, enlightening comment."

Clicked profile.

Carry on.
 
2012-09-27 05:42:38 PM

Gyrfalcon: Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.


True enough, but I still think that bathing habits are more important than diet. pH and whatnot don't seem to matter too much as long as it's kept clean - I mean, I live on the classic bachelorette's diet of junk food and more junk food, but I'm an obsessive bather and I've never had any complaints as a result. Of course, the plural of anecdote isn't data and everybody's different, but eh. :P

/:P :P :P
//[beavis_and_butthead.jpg]
 
2012-09-27 05:42:42 PM

karmaceutical: [i.cdn.turner.com image 200x250]

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your farking throat."


Use this Cutco knife.
 
2012-09-27 05:50:37 PM
NSFW Link to Sarah's Jewliciousness

/I'd gobble her gefilte
//Oy!
 
2012-09-27 05:51:43 PM
I'd get her from behind then tell her I'm a Republican.

Then see if I can hang on for 8 seconds....
 
2012-09-27 05:51:50 PM

threedingers: Mix & match all of the above until desired results are achieved. Simultaneous manual stroking of the mons, inner thighs, butt and everywhere in between helps greatly, too.


While we're talking technique - one finger rubbing each side of the clit plus the tongue doing its usual thing in the middle. Can be overstimulating, but holy farking Christ on a cracker, when my girlfriend at the time came up with that one, I thought I was going to spontaneously combust.

/This is a bizarre thread for the politics tab.
//Not that I'm complaining.
 
2012-09-27 05:54:15 PM

ManateeGag: Add me to the list of Love to do it and not single. Too bad my wife isn't into it.


Ditto. What the hell gives with that?
 
2012-09-27 05:57:01 PM

Skleenar: ManateeGag: Too bad my wife isn't into it.

How can this be? I've done a ton of research on this, and EVERY woman in EVERY research film I have seen on the subject LOVES it.


Had a girlfriend once that wasn't into it..giving OR receiving.

/it didn't last..thankfully.
 
2012-09-27 05:57:50 PM
Why is it that men often brag about how good they are at giving oral, but women never do?
 
2012-09-27 05:58:21 PM

ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.


Wuh? Is that a serious statement?

http://youtu.be/Gbb8bigAgLw
 
2012-09-27 05:58:45 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: threedingers: Mix & match all of the above until desired results are achieved. Simultaneous manual stroking of the mons, inner thighs, butt and everywhere in between helps greatly, too.

While we're talking technique - one finger rubbing each side of the clit plus the tongue doing its usual thing in the middle. Can be overstimulating, but holy farking Christ on a cracker, when my girlfriend at the time came up with that one, I thought I was going to spontaneously combust.

/This is a bizarre thread for the politics tab.
//Not that I'm complaining.


Oooh, I'll have to try that. I'll wait 'til Mrs dingers is almost "there" though. Sounds like it might be a bit much right at the outset...
 
2012-09-27 06:00:19 PM
"Don't you guys hate it when your girl has an orgasm?"
 
2012-09-27 06:03:35 PM
Oh man up and just get in there and do it.
 
2012-09-27 06:04:42 PM

Kazan: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
 
2012-09-27 06:05:21 PM

threedingers: a) Moderate pressure with flat tongue, starting at the perineum, slow lick up to the clit.

b) Firm pressure with the front of the tongue on the clit hood (avoiding the exposed clit itself), low frequency licking (approx 1 Hz) with full mouth contact

c) Very light pressure with the tip of the tongue, flicking the exposed clit as rapidly as possible with little or no mouth contact.

Mix & match all of the above until desired results are achieved. Simultaneous manual stroking of the mons, inner thighs, butt and everywhere in between helps greatly, too.


When does your Cosmo subscription expire?
 
2012-09-27 06:05:23 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why is it that men often brag about how good they are at giving oral, but women never do?


Sounds like you've been listening to the wrong people. I've known a number of women who've touted their oral skills.
 
2012-09-27 06:09:22 PM

zappaisfrank: [www.makli.us image 600x300]

Lick..the alphabet..


That's exactly what this song is about :-) 

We're going down, down, down, if that's the only way

2 make this cruel, cruel world hear what we've got to say

Put the right letters together and make a better day
 
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