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2012-09-27 04:37:15 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 496x89]

/favorite thing to do with women
//not single either
///would seriously go to town on Ms. Silverman.


i0.kym-cdn.com

/nothing better than going down on a woman
 
2012-09-27 04:37:51 PM  

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


This.
 
2012-09-27 04:38:12 PM  
I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?
 
2012-09-27 04:38:57 PM  

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


seeing who this is coming from, this is 100% correct
 
2012-09-27 04:39:36 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 496x89]

/favorite thing to do with women
//not single either
///would seriously go to town on Ms. Silverman.


Hmmm....you must be from Wisconsin if you love cheese that much :/

www.viprumor.com


/Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess
 
2012-09-27 04:39:59 PM  
Sarah Silverman? No. Like the Stephen Lynch song says, I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait. Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.~
 
2012-09-27 04:42:25 PM  

ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.


It is hard to talk about this kind of thing without looking like a total asshole, but it seems like other people must run into this and I never get to talk about it in real life because I would look like an asshole then too and at least here I'm largely anonymous. Anyways, given the "other stereotype" about black guys, how is it possible that they don't go down on girls? I don't have a huge penis, but it's big enough that I basically can't have sex with a girl unless I go down on them first (or they masturbate) or I use a ton of lube. That is doubly true if I am not using a condom. Sometimes you can work it in if they're horny, but it's more of a pain in the ass then just going down on them. Lots of women must have lots of microtears or something.
 
2012-09-27 04:43:10 PM  

ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.


Yeah I'll say it: I need that shirt in my life.

/Not vulgar
//just advertising
 
2012-09-27 04:44:08 PM  

Spindle: JerkStore: I bet Sarah Silverman has a GIANT, untamed '70s bush.

According to the movie where she appeared naked. yes, yes she does. And I would go on safari in that jungle.


Hmmmm...enticing. Can I join in?

/doesn't mind a good safari
 
2012-09-27 04:44:27 PM  

coeyagi: ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.

Atlanta businessmen who travel to Shanghai disagree.


Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

/good times
 
2012-09-27 04:45:53 PM  

DeltaPunch: coeyagi: ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.

Atlanta businessmen who travel to Shanghai disagree.

Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

/good times


You sure it wasn't that she douched herself properly?
 
2012-09-27 04:46:10 PM  

ferretman: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x183]

Who here has 'earned' them?


Got my wings, I'm a dog, I've eaten every kind of nasty
 
2012-09-27 04:46:42 PM  

Kazrath: hugram: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

If God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.

I tend to only be with women who bathe.


The 'e' makes all the difference doesn't it now?
 
2012-09-27 04:47:05 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?


I love going downtown, but I don't do browntown.
 
2012-09-27 04:48:03 PM  

DeltaPunch: Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.


I've personally never noticed a difference from their diet alone, but a lazy diet can indicate lazy bathing habits. Sounds like Lil' Miss Junk Food just didn't like washing herself where it mattered.
 
2012-09-27 04:48:58 PM  

Last Man on Earth: One of my favorite things in the bedroom. It's not even entirely about the dive itself, it's the lead-up. The part where you get to open with a kiss, then slowly trail kisses down her front, exploring every part of her on the way down, until you reach your final destination. Glorious.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-09-27 04:49:12 PM  
The author of that shiatty blog post couldn't find a woman's clit with a map and a compass. And anybody who is incapable of locating a woman's clit has no business having sex, with anyone.
 
2012-09-27 04:51:34 PM  

Last Man on Earth: One of my favorite things in the bedroom. It's not even entirely about the dive itself, it's the lead-up. The part where you get to open with a kiss, then slowly trail kisses down her front, exploring every part of her on the way down, until you reach your final destination. Glorious.


i0.kym-cdn.com

There something magical about slowly going down on her, touching and caressing her in the right spots along the way.
 
2012-09-27 04:51:57 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: DeltaPunch: Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

I've personally never noticed a difference from their diet alone, but a lazy diet can indicate lazy bathing habits. Sounds like Lil' Miss Junk Food just didn't like washing herself where it mattered.


Being a woman, I can tell you that what you eat does affect your Ph levels, which can affect your womanly discharges and your menstrual flow (have I grossed you out enough yet?). Heavier levels of both can, well, ferment, and lead to nasty odors and/or tastes. Now I don't know for sure if lots of greasy food = smelly crotch, but an adventuresome Farker might get some good grant money to find out.
 
2012-09-27 04:52:10 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: /Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess


You've never actually had sex with a woman, have you?
 
2012-09-27 04:52:22 PM  

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


We're done here.
 
2012-09-27 04:52:52 PM  
Cunning linguist here...
 
2012-09-27 04:54:14 PM  

www.mediaite.com
i'm with Black Bart - yuk!

 
2012-09-27 04:54:15 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?


Tongue-punching-the-fart-box.....all is fun during sexy time.
 
2012-09-27 04:54:49 PM  
the trick is to jam your face down as hard as you can and rub your nose back and forth in her coochy
 
2012-09-27 04:55:23 PM  
Run that by this guy.

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-27 04:55:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?


There taint a wrong way to go about it.
 
2012-09-27 04:55:34 PM  
One of my favorite things about eating pussy, besides the obvious, is going around all the next day with the residuals in my mustache, so I can turn my top lip upwards so that my mustache is right under my nose and taking a long SNIFFFFF.

Good stuff...Mrs. ZIF approves as well!
 
2012-09-27 04:55:46 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Amurica...Fark Ya!: /Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess

You've never actually had sex with a woman, have you?


Nope, never. The two children my wife and I have were made by me jerking off on her p*ssy and just letting it sit there for a while.

/dumbf*ck
 
2012-09-27 04:56:07 PM  

sprawl15: the trick is to jam your face down as hard as you can and rub your nose back and forth in her coochy


Or you can play hide the "g" spot with her.
 
2012-09-27 04:56:22 PM  

zappaisfrank: One of my favorite things about eating pussy, besides the obvious, is going around all the next day with the residuals in my mustache, so I can turn my top lip upwards so that my mustache is right under my nose and taking a long SNIFFFFF.

Good stuff...Mrs. ZIF approves as well!


Flavor-saver....
 
2012-09-27 04:56:50 PM  

ferretman: HotWingConspiracy: I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?

Tongue-punching-the-fart-box.....all is fun during sexy time.


scrapetv.com
/Sometimes in the heat of the moment...
 
2012-09-27 04:57:14 PM  
this belongs in the business or sports tab!!!

or one of those confusing both catagories so that you start in the business tab but you are returned to the sports.
 
2012-09-27 04:57:20 PM  

Rwa2play: DeltaPunch: coeyagi: ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.

Atlanta businessmen who travel to Shanghai disagree.

Maybe it's their diet? I dated a (white) girl in college that subsisted on french fries, meat, chicken fingers, fried foods -- basically pure junk food -- and I nearly gagged when I went down on her. I've since dated two vegetarians, both of whom exercise, drink lots of water, eat healthy, etc., and they both smelled super clean all the time, like zero odor at all.

/good times

You sure it wasn't that she douched herself properly?


Nope... college-aged girls, showered regularly, no additional douching.
 
2012-09-27 04:57:39 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Fluorescent Testicle: Amurica...Fark Ya!: /Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess

You've never actually had sex with a woman, have you?

Nope, never. The two children my wife and I have were made by me jerking off on her p*ssy and just letting it sit there for a while.

/dumbf*ck


Oh well that's one interesting way of having kids.

/and by "interesting" I mean "boring"
 
2012-09-27 04:58:27 PM  
I wonder if it is just the conservative blogs talking about this. I bet the liberal blogs are going on and on about Sarah's jokes. Either that or the 47 percent video.
 
2012-09-27 04:58:34 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Fluorescent Testicle: Amurica...Fark Ya!: /Gross, unless you are older than 50 I guess

You've never actually had sex with a woman, have you?

Nope, never. The two children my wife and I have were made by me jerking off on her p*ssy and just letting it sit there for a while.

/dumbf*ck


I bet she is really hot. 

/not
 
2012-09-27 04:59:51 PM  

Expolaris: ferretman: HotWingConspiracy: I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?

Tongue-punching-the-fart-box.....all is fun during sexy time.

[scrapetv.com image 565x368]
/Sometimes in the heat of the moment...


You know that's NOT what the term "ass-to-mouth" means, right?
 
2012-09-27 05:00:28 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your farking throat."
 
2012-09-27 05:00:54 PM  
You think Rush Limbaugh eats pussy?
 
2012-09-27 05:01:27 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-27 05:02:17 PM  
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-09-27 05:03:13 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Expolaris: ferretman: HotWingConspiracy: I thought we all moved on to analingus while we tweak the vag. Am I out of the loop?

Tongue-punching-the-fart-box.....all is fun during sexy time.

[scrapetv.com image 565x368]
/Sometimes in the heat of the moment...

You know that's NOT what the term "ass-to-mouth" means, right?

I herped so hard i derped. Always had those 2 mixed up in terms of terminology. A rather "interesting" google search corrected me. Thanks!
 
2012-09-27 05:03:24 PM  

Last Man on Earth: One of my favorite things in the bedroom. It's not even entirely about the dive itself, it's the lead-up.


Particularly when you drag it out as long as possible. Of course, you have to be careful not to go TOO long and end up getting kicked in the balls out of frustration, but done right...

/this is the thread where we brag about how much we like going down on women in hopes of BIE, right?
 
2012-09-27 05:03:53 PM  
You know how everyone says that they would disappoint so hard?

My thought is why disappoint them? Just ask them to sit back, wrap their thighs around your head, and tell them to enjoy the ride.
 
2012-09-27 05:04:15 PM  
beardsandbooze.files.wordpress.com

Would even bang her on shabbas
 
2012-09-27 05:04:32 PM  

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

 
2012-09-27 05:05:11 PM  
B'Barty expressing his closeted rage from beyond the grave again.
 
2012-09-27 05:05:13 PM  
BREAKING NEWS: COMEDIAN MAKES JOKE

More at 11
 
2012-09-27 05:06:23 PM  
Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"

Well maybe the way YOU do it.
 
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