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(Breitbart.com)   In a move sure to solidify the female vote, Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"   (breitbart.com) divider line 291
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2012-09-27 02:32:56 PM  
There's a video of Romney gleefully talking about how his company Bain destroys American companies for their own gain but here's a B-list comic making an off-color comment on Twitter. Those damn leftists.
 
2012-09-27 02:37:40 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I_Am_Weasel: Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!

Ann Romney made it clear during the RNC how much she loved women. Maybe they could work something out.

I want to reiterate that during Ann's entire speech, I was waiting for a musical number to break out.


I'm picturing something like The French Mistake from Blazing Saddles.
 
2012-09-27 02:45:48 PM  
So then, it's like swimming?


/obscure?
 
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2012-09-27 02:48:29 PM  

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


MeinRS6: I guess everyone already realizes that they aren't calling eating pussy "gross". They are saying that Silverman is being inappropriate. And that's true, and an important part of her comedy act. Just another reason to never pay attention to any celebrities regarding politics. The race is real and not a part of her act.


You sound gay. NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-27 02:48:52 PM  
For some reason this thread is making me remember how much I wanted to bang the smart, nerdy brunette girl in "Real Genius".
 
2012-09-27 02:52:57 PM  
Hot and funny AS ALWAYS. She's not on my TV enough.

cdn.breitbart.com
 
2012-09-27 02:58:05 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hot and funny AS ALWAYS. She's not on my TV enough.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 450x337]


Hot? You sure you don't need a stronger prescription on your glasses?
 
2012-09-27 03:04:15 PM  
If it's gross than either the dude is gay or the girl needs to schedule an appointment to get it checked out. I've never even remotely considered it gross, love doing it in fact.

/single
//and SS is hot
 
2012-09-27 03:15:42 PM  
Don't be too hard on the author. From a very young age, in Sunday school, they're taught that lard liquor is bad for you.
 
2012-09-27 03:20:47 PM  

ManateeGag: Add me to the list of Love to do it and not single. Too bad my wife isn't into it.



Wow.  I've never met a woman who wasn't into it.
 
2012-09-27 03:22:14 PM  

downstairs: ManateeGag: Add me to the list of Love to do it and not single. Too bad my wife isn't into it.


Wow.  I've never met a woman who wasn't into it.


I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.
 
2012-09-27 03:27:33 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Don't be too hard on the author. From a very young age, in Sunday school, they're taught that lard liquor is bad for you.


mattcbr.files.wordpress.com

Hmmmm.....lard liquor....ahhhrrllgghh....
 
2012-09-27 03:30:17 PM  

Mugato: I loved Sarah Silverman ever since she was on Star Trek: Voyager, even though she wasn't allowed to talk about eating pussy then.


If she was, maybe the ratings wouldn't have been bad. I'd have tuned in to watch her and Jeri Ryan go at it.
 
2012-09-27 03:32:06 PM  

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


Every once in a while I agree with you. this is one of those times.
 
2012-09-27 03:35:46 PM  

Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.


Well there's your problem.
 
2012-09-27 03:38:01 PM  

CommieTaoist: Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.

Well there's your problem.


You're right. Women are probably WAY better at it.
 
2012-09-27 03:43:48 PM  

Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.


I was under the impression that biting too hard was a more frequent no-no....
 
2012-09-27 03:46:54 PM  

abb3w: Via Infinito: I've only ever not been into it when he sucked at it.

I was under the impression that biting too hard was a more frequent no-no....


LOL. My bad. I meant that I've only ever not been into it when the guy was just really bad at it.

So here are some tips for the guys out there: Sucking is okay. Some gentle nibbling is okay (NOT THE CLIT). Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time. And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.
 
2012-09-27 03:58:10 PM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 04:01:34 PM  

spman: Hot? You sure you don't need a stronger prescription on your glasses?


Rule #1: "If you don't like it you can't have any"

More for me.
 
2012-09-27 04:03:03 PM  

Via Infinito: It does NOTHING for us.


It can if you use a repeating bottom to top motion from the edge to under the clit. Knew a chick in college who really liked that one.
 
2012-09-27 04:08:03 PM  

Via Infinito: So here are some tips for the guys out there: Sucking is okay. Some gentle nibbling is okay (NOT THE CLIT). Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time. And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.


Too many rules. I'll be downstairs watching football if you need me.
 
2012-09-27 04:18:44 PM  
My god. If I could make sushi out of those things, I would get 5 Michelin stars.
 
2012-09-27 04:18:53 PM  
Smells like fish, it's a dish, smells like cologne, leave it alone. -Jackie "F. Jackie" Martling
 
2012-09-27 04:19:00 PM  
passionateconservative

Yeah, well, when you think about such things, put it out of your mind and think about your favorite hobby, molesting living room furniture.

Conservative zingers!
 
2012-09-27 04:19:39 PM  
Pfft. I've been told I'm amazing at it.

/single
 
2012-09-27 04:20:48 PM  
If girls are made of sugar & spice,
why do they taste like tuna?

i.ytimg.com
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-27 04:22:05 PM  
Don't you mean snatch the female vote?
 
2012-09-27 04:22:54 PM  

Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.


Being a selfish asshole? ;)
 
2012-09-27 04:23:15 PM  
That's right, ZombieFart, keep licking that red herring. Sandra Fluke is still not going to menstruate on you.
 
2012-09-27 04:23:21 PM  
www.ukrecordshop.com

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.
 
2012-09-27 04:23:28 PM  

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

 
2012-09-27 04:23:35 PM  

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


I'd eat Sarah Silverman. My dog wouldn't hump Sandra Bernhard's leg
 
2012-09-27 04:24:13 PM  

ferretman: [www.ukrecordshop.com image 450x404]

Isn't this racist? Black men don't eat pussy.


Atlanta businessmen who travel to Shanghai disagree.
 
2012-09-27 04:25:02 PM  

DancingElkCondor: EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.

I'd eat Sarah Silverman. My dog wouldn't hump Sandra Bernhard's leg


I would too, but if she was rocking the "Take This Waltz" fro, I'd bring a Flowbee for some pre-muff dive manicuring.
 
2012-09-27 04:25:44 PM  
It *CAN* be gross... if the woman is a farking skank.

I guess we know the kind of broads the folks at Breitbart.com are used to being with.
 
2012-09-27 04:27:46 PM  

I_C_Weener: Hershey Highway Patrol: I bet Mitt has one of his butlers take care of that for him, or possibly the pool boy.

P.S. You can't get an "A" in love if you can't pass the orals.


I wouldn't be so sure.


he probably hires someone to watch as well
 
2012-09-27 04:28:14 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Who here has 'earned' them?
 
2012-09-27 04:28:21 PM  

ferretman: If girls are made of sugar & spice,
why do they taste like tuna?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


Jiro doesn't dream of that type of sushi..
 
2012-09-27 04:28:26 PM  
I bet Sarah Silverman has a GIANT, untamed '70s bush.
 
2012-09-27 04:28:38 PM  
First the ABCs, then alef-bet, then Cyrilic, then Roman numerals up to C. Then a short rest. Then Googling for other lettering systems.


cdn.breitbart.com
 
2012-09-27 04:28:48 PM  

EnviroDude: Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.


She's not one of my favs, but that was just cruel.
 
2012-09-27 04:29:02 PM  

Via Infinito: You're right. Women are probably WAY better at it.


Damn straight. Well... Not straight, but... Oh, you know what I mean.
 
2012-09-27 04:31:02 PM  

JerkStore: I bet Sarah Silverman has a GIANT, untamed '70s bush.


According to the movie where she appeared naked. yes, yes she does. And I would go on safari in that jungle.
 
2012-09-27 04:32:04 PM  
One of my favorite things in the bedroom. It's not even entirely about the dive itself, it's the lead-up. The part where you get to open with a kiss, then slowly trail kisses down her front, exploring every part of her on the way down, until you reach your final destination. Glorious.

Via Infinito: Doing the ABC's is a clear winner every time.

Always a favorite, but personally, I prefer to actually spell out words and sentences. Makes it more spontaneous than the pattern of the ABCs. Probably doesn't make a practical difference, but it's just a thing I do.
 
2012-09-27 04:32:23 PM  

Via Infinito: And don't try to use your tongue like a penis and shove it in the vag. It does NOTHING for us.


You should spend an evening with the last two women I've slept with (at the same time...I'll be in my bunk). Try that last one, and once your ears stop ringing (from the screaming O) and the blood returns to your head (from the thigh-clamping), let me know if you still believe that.

PROTIP: Women are built differently. About the only physiologically consistent thing is the parts. How they react to the same stimulus can vary greatly. Which is why I'm trying to get a comprehensive list of all sexual behaviors supported/rejected by women, one at a time.

// celebrated giver of oral
// a bi chick told me I could give some lesbians a run for their money
// she may just have been flattering me (post-coital compliments are notoriously exaggerated)
 
2012-09-27 04:32:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.

Being a selfish asshole? ;)


It's always been my understanding girls like that, too.
 
2012-09-27 04:33:09 PM  

hugram: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

If God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.


I tend to only be with women who bathe.
 
2012-09-27 04:34:06 PM  

Kazrath: hugram: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

If God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.

I tend to only be with women who bathe.


Prima donna.
 
2012-09-27 04:34:40 PM  

spman: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Hot and funny AS ALWAYS. She's not on my TV enough.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 450x337]

Hot? You sure you don't need a stronger prescription on your glasses?


forums.pelicanparts.com

www.anecdotoff.com

So how far in the closet are you?
 
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