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(Breitbart.com)   In a move sure to solidify the female vote, Breitbart News comes out against performing oral sex on women, calling it "gross"   (breitbart.com) divider line 291
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2012-09-27 12:28:52 PM
By the way ladies, I love it.

/not single
 
2012-09-27 12:35:48 PM
i.imgur.com

/favorite thing to do with women
//not single either
///would seriously go to town on Ms. Silverman.
 
2012-09-27 12:37:21 PM
Inappropriate? Perhaps. Gross...HELL NO.
 
2012-09-27 12:53:49 PM
Also women, the GOP men want you to know, they faked orgasms with you everytime.
 
2012-09-27 12:55:18 PM
If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.
 
2012-09-27 12:57:44 PM
Just a little taste of the alternative ladies...
 
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 01:00:37 PM

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

 
2012-09-27 01:01:34 PM
I like to call it The Vagina Dialogues
 
2012-09-27 01:04:31 PM
...says someone who's either never tried it, had gross partner(s), or is in some sort of closet.
 
2012-09-27 01:04:54 PM
Definitely gay.
 
2012-09-27 01:09:59 PM
Good luck with that.

If God hadn't meant for man to eat pussy, it wouldn't have made it look so much like a taco...
 
2012-09-27 01:11:34 PM

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


This is Breitbart. It's probably the former here.

/wide stance
 
2012-09-27 01:11:52 PM
As much as it pains me to say this... In Breitbart's defense, it was a crude comment directed towards Romney. Whether or not "gross" implies that the author is against it is a matter of definitions. Vulgar sexual question? Fair enough. Disgusting sexual question? He probably has sex missionary-style through a clean, white sheet.
 
2012-09-27 01:13:33 PM
I bet Mitt has one of his butlers take care of that for him, or possibly the pool boy.

P.S. You can't get an "A" in love if you can't pass the orals.
 
2012-09-27 01:14:23 PM
In my mind, a woman is like an all you can eat buffet. Pay the ten dollars, ignore the germ barrier, and dive right in.
 
2012-09-27 01:15:25 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In my mind, a woman is like an all you can eat buffet. Pay the ten dollars, ignore the germ barrier, and dive right in.


But use a dental dam just to be safe.
 
2012-09-27 01:16:17 PM
It is gross, nasty, messy and a ton of fun.

I cry for the person that doesnt like messy fun.
 
2012-09-27 01:17:24 PM
Add me to the list of Love to do it and not single. Too bad my wife isn't into it.
 
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2012-09-27 01:18:53 PM

slayer199: Inappropriate? Perhaps. Gross...HELL NO.


Well, for the average wide stance Republican it's probably as gross as airport potty sex is to me. Different strokes and all that.
 
2012-09-27 01:22:36 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: I bet Mitt has one of his butlers take care of that for him, or possibly the pool boy.

P.S. You can't get an "A" in love if you can't pass the orals.



I wouldn't be so sure.
 
 
2012-09-27 01:22:51 PM

ManateeGag: Add me to the list of Love to do it and not single. Too bad my wife isn't into it.


This is a problem I do not have.

/yum
 
2012-09-27 01:24:31 PM

Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.


That's the thing I miss most about being with women.
 
2012-09-27 01:29:15 PM
Women are nuts... once you start to eat them, you can't stop.
 
2012-09-27 01:30:10 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As much as it pains me to say this... In Breitbart's defense, it was a crude comment directed towards Romney.


Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!
 
2012-09-27 01:31:02 PM

I_C_Weener: Hershey Highway Patrol: I bet Mitt has one of his butlers take care of that for him, or possibly the pool boy.

 
P.S. You can't get an "A" in love if you can't pass the orals.
 
 
I wouldn't be so sure.
 
 
That is weird.  I've posted this pic before.  But it didn't work last time. 
 
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-27 01:31:56 PM
Dear Sara: That was immature and you should be stuck in detention(cause it was about at 8th grade humor level)

Dear Breibart: Please come out of the closet, you will be happier and will cause less damage.
 
2012-09-27 01:34:11 PM
???

What if the Onion was the real world, and every other media outlet was satire?

That makes as much sense as this blog.
 
2012-09-27 01:35:32 PM
Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.
 
2012-09-27 01:37:42 PM
Good lord, the comments on that page.
 
2012-09-27 01:39:20 PM

Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.


As long as you pray afterwords, it's all goo.
 
2012-09-27 01:39:55 PM

meat0918: Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

As long as you pray afterwords, it's all good.


Good, GOOD, not goo!
 
2012-09-27 01:41:02 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!


Ann Romney made it clear during the RNC how much she loved women. Maybe they could work something out.
 
2012-09-27 01:49:05 PM

Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.


I think it's OK if you cut a hole in a sheet and stick your tongue through it.
 
2012-09-27 01:54:36 PM
Headso: Are super religious freaks allowed to perform oral without going to hell? I am not clear on the rules... I know super freaks have no problem with it.

If God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
 
2012-09-27 01:55:20 PM
I'd be okay with a guy not wanting to perform oral sex, as long as he didn't want oral sex performed on him. Because if you expect me to do something you are not willing to reciprocate, we're going to have a problem.

/thankfully doesn't have that problem
//neither does he
///slashies for sex
 
2012-09-27 02:01:09 PM

baka-san: Dear Sara: That was immature and you should be stuck in detention(cause it was about at 8th grade humor level)

Dear Breibart: Please come out of the closet coffin, you will be happier and will cause less damage so we can shoot your ass with a shotgun, you zombie bastard.


Fixed.
 
2012-09-27 02:07:51 PM

Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.


Ewwwwww.... I'm going to take you off my pink list, if you keep talkin' like that.
 
2012-09-27 02:10:17 PM

Cythraul: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.

Ewwwwww.... I'm going to take you off my pink list, if you keep talkin' like that.


If I was going to live in denial, I was going to love the one I was with. Well. And I'm gooood ;-)
 
2012-09-27 02:10:48 PM
I have a TotalFark account, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-09-27 02:11:13 PM
I loved Sarah Silverman ever since she was on Star Trek: Voyager, even though she wasn't allowed to talk about eating pussy then.

And I had a bisexual girlfriend so I've had higher education on the subject. It's far from gross. Although I suppose it can be if you're with the wrong woman under the wrong circumstances.
 
2012-09-27 02:11:52 PM

Cythraul: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.

Ewwwwww.... I'm going to take you off my pink list, if you keep talkin' like that.


Ok, I lol'd.
 
2012-09-27 02:12:26 PM

Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: If you don't eat pussy, you're either a closet case or a selfish asshole.

That's the thing I miss most about being with women.

Ewwwwww.... I'm going to take you off my pink list, if you keep talkin' like that.

If I was going to live in denial, I was going to love the one I was with. Well. And I'm gooood ;-)


And now I"m doing the internet equivalent of "I can't hear you! Lalalalalalalala!"
 
2012-09-27 02:15:19 PM
The comments section is predictably hateful.
 
2012-09-27 02:22:29 PM
I guess everyone already realizes that they aren't calling eating pussy "gross". They are saying that Silverman is being inappropriate. And that's true, and an important part of her comedy act. Just another reason to never pay attention to any celebrities regarding politics. The race is real and not a part of her act.
 
2012-09-27 02:23:37 PM
Sarah Silverman is to comedy what Sandra Bernhart is to beauty.
 
2012-09-27 02:24:21 PM

MeinRS6: I guess everyone already realizes that they aren't calling eating pussy "gross". They are saying that Silverman is being inappropriate. And that's true, and an important part of her comedy act. Just another reason to never pay attention to any celebrities regarding politics. The race is real and not a part of her act.


But we should pay attention to breitbart.com?
 
2012-09-27 02:24:31 PM

Mugato: The comments section is predictably hateful.


I know foxnews had to get rid of their comments section, if you ever read them it was constant racism and bigotry and general hatefulness. These right wing derper sites should consider doing the same thing.
 
2012-09-27 02:25:38 PM

Headso: Mugato: The comments section is predictably hateful.

I know foxnews had to get rid of their comments section, if you ever read them it was constant racism and bigotry and general hatefulness. These right wing derper sites should consider doing the same thing.


Require a facebook login. Seems to work on calming the vitriol, since most of these types can't figure out to make an account with a fake name to use for commenting.
 
2012-09-27 02:26:05 PM

EnviroDude: Sandra Bernhart


Oh! I heard her tell of her earlier days when she and Leno were on the standup circuit. She said they used to hook up, and he was fond of handcuffs and spanking.

Now try and get that image out of your head!
 
2012-09-27 02:30:08 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I_Am_Weasel: Aye. It was crude. Silverman deserves a good tongue lashing!

Ann Romney made it clear during the RNC how much she loved women. Maybe they could work something out.


I want to reiterate that during Ann's entire speech, I was waiting for a musical number to break out.
 
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