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2012-09-27 08:52:58 AM  
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

(bang)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

(bang)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

(bang)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

(bang) 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

(bang)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guhhhh.
 
2012-09-27 09:02:24 AM  
Seems like a typical night for me. I usually pass out like that
 
2012-09-27 09:05:58 AM  
Why can't American filmmakers produce high quality work like this cinematic masterpiece?
 
2012-09-27 09:28:52 AM  
Temporary suspension of disbelief


/bravo
//bravo
 
2012-09-27 10:05:12 AM  
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

*Checks bed to make sure he's not falling on anything*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-09-27 10:38:01 AM  
Needs moar Wilhelm
 
2012-09-27 10:46:10 AM  
And we're supposed to respect these people's culture? Fark that.
 
2012-09-27 10:50:41 AM  

PainInTheASP: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

*Checks bed to make sure he's not falling on anything*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


That's when I knew it was fake.
 
2012-09-27 10:54:39 AM  
www.soapsgirl.org:8080
 
2012-09-27 11:03:09 AM  
You call that a drawn out death scene, this is a drawn out death scene.
 
2012-09-27 11:14:07 AM  
That was awesome
 
2012-09-27 11:20:47 AM  
Why would anyone shoot Mr. Bean like that?
 
2012-09-27 11:46:02 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-27 11:52:44 AM  
I laughed way too damn hard at that video
 
2012-09-27 12:04:13 PM  

dennysgod: You call that a drawn out death scene, this is a drawn out death scene.


I was going to link to El Segundo's death scene from Yellowbeard as an even better example, but the Internets and Googles have failed me.
 
2012-09-27 12:13:24 PM  

Teufelaffe: dennysgod: You call that a drawn out death scene, this is a drawn out death scene.

I was going to link to El Segundo's death scene from Yellowbeard as an even better example, but the Internets and Googles have failed me.


Ha! Spoke too soon.

The death of El Segundo

/For those that care, the setup is that the Spanish were planning on pretending to get killed so they could rise up and ambush the main characters' group.
 
2012-09-27 12:31:02 PM  
Does he have a fake mustache pasted over his real mustache?

Is that really cool or does the "Too Many Popped Collars" rule apply here?
 
2012-09-27 12:35:01 PM  
What pisses me off is that she closes her eyes each time she pulls the trigger. Be a professional, god damnit!

Also, waiting for the Hollywood remake so that we can watch the hipsters try to tell us this version is the superior one.
 
2012-09-27 12:43:08 PM  
Can't believe nobody mentioned this yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Me8dK_kHmc&feature=related
 
2012-09-27 01:03:29 PM  

Wolf892: What pisses me off is that she closes her eyes each time she pulls the trigger. Be a professional, god damnit!

Also, waiting for the Hollywood remake so that we can watch the hipsters try to tell us this version is the superior one.


Apparently, between Milla Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale we are spoiled.

Heck Scarlett Johansson doesn't even blink when a Norse God suddenly uses his hammer to take flight right behind her.
 
2012-09-27 01:45:21 PM  

Wolf892: What pisses me off is that she closes her eyes each time she pulls the trigger. Be a professional, god damnit!


According to one of the weaponsmiths in Hollywood, he knew of only two actors who didn't blink when firing pistols: Clint Eastwood and Yul Brynner.
 
2012-09-27 01:46:33 PM  
Great acting, dynamite action, pure drama. Would see it again.
 
2012-09-27 02:08:25 PM  
Wow, that was awesome, my favorite part is when he fell to the bed and moments later was back on his feet holding the gun as he was shot the first time. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! indeed!
 
2012-09-27 02:47:59 PM  

Teufelaffe: Teufelaffe: dennysgod: You call that a drawn out death scene, this is a drawn out death scene.

I was going to link to El Segundo's death scene from Yellowbeard as an even better example, but the Internets and Googles have failed me.

Ha! Spoke too soon.

The death of El Segundo

/For those that care, the setup is that the Spanish were planning on pretending to get killed so they could rise up and ambush the main characters' group.


GREATEST NON MONTY PYTHON MOVIE EVER
 
2012-09-27 03:09:32 PM  
That chick needs a better brand of bullets.
 
2012-09-27 03:17:03 PM  

dennysgod: You call that a drawn out death scene, this is a drawn out death scene.


I freakin' love that scene. Keeps on dying through the credits too.
 
2012-09-27 03:46:18 PM  

PreMortem: Temporary suspension of disbelief


/bravo
//bravo


Well, I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at my willie suspension.
 
2012-09-27 04:52:07 PM  

dennysgod: You call that a drawn out death scene, this is a drawn out death scene.


Trinity dying in Matrix:Revolutions?
 
2012-09-27 04:53:01 PM  
Bah - forgot to add...

/Videos blocked at work....
 
2012-09-27 05:00:28 PM  
Those screaming bullets are the worst. I don't know why anyone uses them.
 
2012-09-27 05:07:24 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Those screaming bullets are the worst. I don't know why anyone uses them.


Must have been the precursor to The Bane.
 
2012-09-27 05:42:50 PM  

Teufelaffe: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Those screaming bullets are the worst. I don't know why anyone uses them.

Must have been the precursor to The Bane.


It might seem a silly question, but does all that yellin' attract beasties in the game? 'Cause I imagine it would be hard to sneak up on someone with that.
 
2012-09-27 05:42:58 PM  
I can tell a lot about a movie by how much it makes me talk to the screen. When she raised her hand for the third shot and I screamed 'Take the headshot, biatch!' at the monitor, I knew this movie had affected me.
 
2012-09-27 05:48:39 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Teufelaffe: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Those screaming bullets are the worst. I don't know why anyone uses them.

Must have been the precursor to The Bane.

It might seem a silly question, but does all that yellin' attract beasties in the game? 'Cause I imagine it would be hard to sneak up on someone with that.


I don't know. I just got the mission that leads to getting said gun, but I'm afraid to complete it.
 
2012-09-27 06:19:21 PM  

ThisIsntMe: Heck Scarlett Johansson doesn't even blink when a Norse God suddenly uses his hammer to take flight right behind her.


Is that a euphemism?
 
2012-09-27 06:26:13 PM  
Episode of Police Squad was better. Excellent episode, death scene is about 2:30 in Link
 
2012-09-27 07:36:47 PM  
Now this is quality cinema!
 
2012-09-27 08:28:05 PM  

wild9: I laughed way too damn hard at that video


This.
 
2012-09-27 08:30:11 PM  
I knew a guy who was shot five times at close range by the police. I'm guessing it looked a lot like this.
 
2012-09-27 09:03:59 PM  
This is the funniest video since videos were invented
 
2012-09-27 09:19:30 PM  

Wolf892: Also, waiting for the Hollywood remake so that we can watch the hipsters try to tell us this version is the superior one.



Win
 
2012-09-27 10:46:31 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Why can't American filmmakers produce high quality work like this cinematic masterpiece?


the genre you want is "1970's blaxploitation films". you will not be disappointed.
 
2012-09-28 12:48:34 AM  

Hack Patooey: Needs moar Wilhelm


Nuts to that, this needs to replace the Wilhelm. I want this death scene in every movie from here on out.
 
2012-09-28 01:09:32 AM  

Teufelaffe: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Teufelaffe: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Those screaming bullets are the worst. I don't know why anyone uses them.

Must have been the precursor to The Bane.

It might seem a silly question, but does all that yellin' attract beasties in the game? 'Cause I imagine it would be hard to sneak up on someone with that.

I don't know. I just got the mission that leads to getting said gun, but I'm afraid to complete it.


because of the guns odd.. effects on your movement, me and my bud I was playing co-op with both rebooted our xboxes, thinking the quest we were on was messed up or something. Hilarious troll by gearbox BTW
 
2012-09-28 10:25:45 PM  

Hack Patooey: Needs moar Wilhelm


Turkish Wilhelm, it's the new Dutch Rudder.
 
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