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(Newschannel 9)   Good news everyone You can fire your gun at someone in a Walmart parking lot without having to do any 'splainin'   (newschannel9.com) divider line 9
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2012-09-27 01:25:42 PM
3 votes:
www.geeksofdoom.com

Read the headline in his voice
2012-09-27 02:51:00 PM
1 votes:

umad: Noticeably F.A.T.: mytdawg: Mangoose: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Whatever

That's not a doomsday scenario, that's comedy gold.

Here's another for you...

Link (new window)

Are you trying to prove that an entirely implausible story is actually likely to happen by linking to entirely unrelated incidents?

B..b..b..but GUN! Oooga booga!


An excellent point. I retract my previous remark.
2012-09-27 02:33:53 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: The guy firing at his own truck misses and someone else thinks they are being shot at draws their weapon out and shoots at the first guy, the 2nd guy misses the 1st guy and another guy thinks they are shooting at him.......


Ah yes, the common super-duper perpetual murder machine. I hate it when that happens. My hometown was wiped out by one when vigilante justice started to spread like wildfire one day after an epic shootout over a parking space. I happened to be visiting relatives at the time, so I was the only survivor. What really grinds my gears is the refusal of the media to cover such stories. See for yourself and google it. You won't find a single source. THEY ARE COVERING UP GENOCIDE!!!
2012-09-27 01:35:57 PM
1 votes:
The guy firing at his own truck misses and someone else thinks they are being shot at draws their weapon out and shoots at the first guy, the 2nd guy misses the 1st guy and another guy thinks they are shooting at him.......
2012-09-27 10:31:10 AM
1 votes:
There's a lot missing from that headline.
2012-09-27 10:24:19 AM
1 votes:
If that had happened here in Texas, there would have been helpers joining in the shooting. It would have been like that scene in Idiocracy where the cops destroyed Frito's car.
2012-09-27 10:07:16 AM
1 votes:

TwistedIvory: I carry a gun, but I consider myself no gun nut. In the unlikely event of a situation in which I'd be forced to draw the gun I would, but for someone stealing a vehicle? Really? Just let it go. Hopefully you have theft coverage. Call the cops and call your insurance company, but opening fire on a moving vehicle in a parking lot? That doesn't seem like a good idea.

Also, you're shooting YOUR OWN TRUCK, goofus.


no don't you understand, a thing is totally worth killing over
2012-09-27 09:59:53 AM
1 votes:
laid his keys down in the Brainerd Walmart

There's a few people in Brainerd who aren't so okay, I'll tell you that.
2012-09-27 08:33:38 AM
1 votes:
I wouldn't have it any other way: "Walmart: where the quick and the dead come to shop."
 
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