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2012-09-27 10:05:36 AM
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I carry a gun, but I consider myself no gun nut. In the unlikely event of a situation in which I'd be forced to draw the gun I would, but for someone stealing a vehicle? Really? Just let it go. Hopefully you have theft coverage. Call the cops and call your insurance company, but opening fire on a moving vehicle in a parking lot? That doesn't seem like a good idea.

Also, you're shooting YOUR OWN TRUCK, goofus.
2012-09-27 02:39:31 PM
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StrangeQ: Jackson Herring: TwistedIvory: I carry a gun, but I consider myself no gun nut. In the unlikely event of a situation in which I'd be forced to draw the gun I would, but for someone stealing a vehicle? Really? Just let it go. Hopefully you have theft coverage. Call the cops and call your insurance company, but opening fire on a moving vehicle in a parking lot? That doesn't seem like a good idea.

Also, you're shooting YOUR OWN TRUCK, goofus.

no don't you understand, a thing is totally worth killing over

A thing? No. An idea? Yes.

The idea is that you can live in a society secure in your person without having to worry about some lowlife farkwit turning it upsidedown because of their antisocial, anarchistic, sociopathic take on life. Putting a bullet in the head of every lowlife piece of shiat that decides to hold up a convenience store because they hold a complete lack of regard for anyone other than themselves is the best thing that could happen to us.


You're insane.
2012-09-27 01:32:16 PM
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: TwistedIvory: I carry a gun, but I consider myself no gun nut. In the unlikely event of a situation in which I'd be forced to draw the gun I would, but for someone stealing a vehicle? Really? Just let it go. Hopefully you have theft coverage. Call the cops and call your insurance company, but opening fire on a moving vehicle in a parking lot? That doesn't seem like a good idea.

Also, you're shooting YOUR OWN TRUCK, goofus.

no don't you understand, a thing is totally worth killing over


A thing? No. An idea? Yes.

The idea is that you can live in a society secure in your person without having to worry about some lowlife farkwit turning it upsidedown because of their antisocial, anarchistic, sociopathic take on life. Putting a bullet in the head of every lowlife piece of shiat that decides to hold up a convenience store because they hold a complete lack of regard for anyone other than themselves is the best thing that could happen to us.
2012-09-27 06:28:50 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: The guy firing at his own truck misses and someone else thinks they are being shot at draws their weapon out and shoots at the first guy, the 2nd guy misses the 1st guy and another guy thinks they are shooting at him.......


Right, because in the over 25 years since "Shall Issue" carry started to become the norm, that's happened SO many times...

/Still waiting for the streets to run red with the blood of Soccer Moms capping each other over parking spaces as we were PROMISED...
2012-09-27 02:44:30 PM
1 votes:

mytdawg: Mangoose: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Whatever

That's not a doomsday scenario, that's comedy gold.

Here's another for you...

Link (new window)


Are you trying to prove that an entirely implausible story is actually likely to happen by linking to entirely unrelated incidents?
2012-09-27 02:22:25 PM
1 votes:

kkinnison: So a guy lays down he's keys, perp grabs them and runs off to steal guy's truck.

Guy then unloads his gun ON HIS TRUCK that is being stolen

Guy is a terrible shot, and stupid.


^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^
2012-09-27 02:20:26 PM
1 votes:

mark12A: Impossible.

I was told that someone who pulls their gun in a situation like this would never, ever miss their target because they're all expert marksmen.

Generally the "Gun Nuts" are better shots than the police. Practice more.

Pity he didn't kill the thief. Better luck next time....


Bullshiat, and where did those bullets go when they didn't hit the theif?

You are a dork with a gun, it would appear.
2012-09-27 01:50:49 PM
1 votes:
StrangeQ: "Putting a bullet in the head of every lowlife piece of shiat that decides to hold up a convenience store because they hold a complete lack of regard for anyone other than themselves is the best thing that could happen to us."

Yeah, that's great and all, but we're over here in reality, where the big question is whether or not random citizens are actually capable of putting their bullets in the criminal more often than they create further victims. If guns were foolproof little buttons one could push that instantly euthanized only actual criminals, *of course* we'd be better off if everyone carried one. But they ain't.
2012-09-27 01:42:07 PM
1 votes:

sycraft: Deep Contact: The guy firing at his own truck misses and someone else thinks they are being shot at draws their weapon out and shoots at the first guy, the 2nd guy misses the 1st guy and another guy thinks they are shooting at him.......

You know, people seem to like to make up these doomsday gun scenarios... but the fact that they are making them up rather than pointing to actual ones really seems to put a damper on the plausibility of them. See that may be what you think would happen but what actually happened was this guy shot at the thief, nobody got hurt, and nobody else shot at him. So sort of the opposite of what you posted.


Whatever

You're right, though. We don't need to be making up hairbrained doomsday scenarios when idiots are handling guns every day all over the country as it is.
2012-09-27 01:38:57 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: The guy firing at his own truck misses and someone else thinks they are being shot at draws their weapon out and shoots at the first guy, the 2nd guy misses the 1st guy and another guy thinks they are shooting at him.......


You know, people seem to like to make up these doomsday gun scenarios... but the fact that they are making them up rather than pointing to actual ones really seems to put a damper on the plausibility of them. See that may be what you think would happen but what actually happened was this guy shot at the thief, nobody got hurt, and nobody else shot at him. So sort of the opposite of what you posted.
2012-09-27 01:35:57 PM
1 votes:
The guy firing at his own truck misses and someone else thinks they are being shot at draws their weapon out and shoots at the first guy, the 2nd guy misses the 1st guy and another guy thinks they are shooting at him.......
2012-09-27 01:24:40 PM
1 votes:
I notice they say he shot at the perp, not shot the perp.

That's kinda the point I'd like to highlight here. It's not that I have any particular problem with somebody shooting a perp in a parking lot, even if it's just a property matter, it's the part about them missing that makes me think maybe this idiot should see some prison time.

/ polite society, everybody armed, etc. etc.
2012-09-27 01:21:18 PM
1 votes:
Where exactly will the Walmart be parking, and can I fire my gun at somebody if the Walmart has already parked?
2012-09-27 10:31:10 AM
1 votes:
There's a lot missing from that headline.
2012-09-27 08:33:38 AM
1 votes:
I wouldn't have it any other way: "Walmart: where the quick and the dead come to shop."
 
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