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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   Police: Oh, you set this van on fire because you're Satan? All right, that's perfectly understandable. Wait right there while I get my taser   ( gwinnettdailypost.com) divider line
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2012-09-27 09:55:59 AM  
I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...
 
2012-09-27 10:05:36 AM  
....THE FORD E-SERIES ECONOLINE!
 
2012-09-27 10:07:28 AM  

Sybarite: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...


Hw was a channel for Jim Morrison?
Moonshine and meth are an ugly combination son.
 
2012-09-27 10:32:26 AM  

Sybarite: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...


Some freshly made hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a glass of milk?
 
2012-09-27 12:06:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
I guess that lockout affects people in different ways.
 
2012-09-27 01:21:24 PM  

Sybarite: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...


The Crazy World of Duluth, Georgia?
 
2012-09-27 01:46:20 PM  

Sybarite: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...


www.oddworldforums.net
A MUFFIN!
 
2012-09-27 01:48:45 PM  
Gwinnett

What the hell. This county needs an exorcism today.
 
2012-09-27 01:49:55 PM  
That would be my reaction too, if I happened upon a man who set a car on fire and claimed to be satan.

//Don't take chances with the crazies
 
2012-09-27 01:50:24 PM  
This guy or another crazy guy? (Possibly NSFW due to a bit of visible pubes)
 
2012-09-27 01:51:32 PM  
I wonder what band he's in?
 
2012-09-27 01:55:59 PM  
Another stupid, backslidden Christian.
 
2012-09-27 01:56:03 PM  
He's got dead eyes. He's a looney.

/looks a bit like my ex, honestly.
 
2012-09-27 02:02:08 PM  
I have the best mental image of this. To see how it really played out would ruin it for me.
 
2012-09-27 02:02:48 PM  
Electro-shock therapy is good for crazy people.
 
2012-09-27 02:05:15 PM  
Then he can go right back to hell.
 
2012-09-27 02:05:50 PM  

Sybarite: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...


brap: ....THE FORD E-SERIES ECONOLINE!


That was amusing. Nicely done.
 
2012-09-27 02:07:34 PM  
For some reason I was expecting to see bad facial tattoos on this guy. Why is this?
 
2012-09-27 02:09:59 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Is not surprised
 
2012-09-27 02:11:02 PM  

Canton: For some reason I was expecting to see bad facial tattoos on this guy. Why is this?


I expected him to look like Bam Bam Bigelow or maybe jon Lovitz in the devil suit. Maybe you expect satanists to look like mamelukes
 
2012-09-27 02:16:54 PM  

Sybarite: I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE, AND I BRING YOU...


brap: ....THE FORD E-SERIES ECONOLINE!


You bastard, I cracked up so hard I breathed in my farking Altoid. Sweet Jesus that hurts.
 
2012-09-27 02:19:37 PM  
Hang on, he's from Middle Georgia, and we don't have any Johnny Cash references? WTH, Fark?
 
2012-09-27 02:22:04 PM  
Hell, I expected the devil to have better grooming habits.
 
2012-09-27 02:26:31 PM  

Fano: Canton: For some reason I was expecting to see bad facial tattoos on this guy. Why is this?

I expected him to look like Bam Bam Bigelow or maybe jon Lovitz in the devil suit. Maybe you expect satanists to look like mamelukes


Or an extremely poor decision-maker.

wtftattoos.com

Welp, off to figure out what mamelukes are...

/hot
 
2012-09-27 02:31:15 PM  

Lone Stranger: I wonder what band he's in?


Bloodhound Gang?

/the roof, the roof
 
2012-09-27 02:47:32 PM  
a pair of butterfly-style knives

Sounds like someone came home from the war with a party in his head.
 
2012-09-27 03:10:54 PM  
Look, it's perfectly understandable: you're partying with some cool dudes you met, you're thinking you might want to hang out again and even bring the beer -- till at 4 A.M. the drummer asks you if you've accepted Jesus. Some sneaky Christians will do anything to capture your mind. So you put on a show to make them think twice before they ever pull that drunken soul-saving mind-control shiat on anybody else.
 
2012-09-27 03:31:51 PM  
blog-imgs-11.fc2.com 

ow ow owwwww!!! HONK HONK!
 
2012-09-27 03:39:39 PM  
Georgia tag?
 
2012-09-27 07:30:33 PM  
The guy is a spitting image of Richard Ramirez - the Night Stalker - who also thought he was Satan.

Copycat!
 
2012-09-27 08:24:03 PM  
Harry Freakstorm wins by a landslide! Excellent article! Hits all the buttons! Promising career in metafiction!

This offer void if Harry actually has a time machine.
Or has his own pact with the devil.
 
2012-09-27 08:45:17 PM  

gelovani: The guy is a spitting image of Richard Ramirez - the Night Stalker - who also thought he was Satan.

Copycat!


Spitting image, no. But yeah, he does... a bit... there's a section in the evolution however, a missing link if you will, and his offender number for NC would be 0610655...

/google it
 
2012-09-28 12:23:11 AM  
Prove he isn't Satan.
 
2012-09-28 12:34:03 AM  
My county's been on Fark three times today. Maybe I shouldn't have just admitted that.
 
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